| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #42 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 26 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #164 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 3 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #123 | Crimbo pie | 28 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #397 | Crimbuck | 2,537 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #149 | Mad Train wine | 741 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #71 | Nardz energy beverage | 16 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #382 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #257 | beer lens | 10 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #130 | blackberry slippers | 2 |
| #388 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 19 |
| #273 | blue class ring | 11 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1869 | box of sunshine | 78 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #106 | calavera concertina | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1862 | candy cane | 14 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #96 | caret | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #67 | cheap cigar butt | 61 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #399 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| 🥈 | giant moxie weed | 3,444 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #799 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #235 | licorice garrote | 8 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #1417 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #72 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| 🥈 | moxie magnet | 475 |
| 🥈 | moxie weed | 44,711 |
| #369 | mummy costume | 16 |
| #359 | nanite-infested candy cane | 42 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #650 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #666 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #177 | packet of beer nuts | 3 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #91 | pile of gold coins | 36 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #572 | pink clay bead | 13 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #243 | plastic passion fruit | 7 |
| #176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
| #299 | purple clay bead | 10 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #231 | red class ring | 56 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #132 | sham champagne | 2 |
| #148 | smudged alchemical recipe | 3 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| 🥇 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 36,747 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #763 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #143 | unstable quark | 6 |
| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #239 | white class ring | 40 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #407 | wolfman mask | 15 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |