| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #226 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #42 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 26 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #164 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 3 |
| #1235 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #122 | Crimbo pie | 28 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #398 | Crimbuck | 2,537 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #151 | Mad Train wine | 741 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #71 | Nardz energy beverage | 16 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #944 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #195 | Piddles | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #381 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #876 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #258 | beer lens | 10 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #130 | blackberry slippers | 2 |
| #390 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 19 |
| #280 | blue class ring | 11 |
| #858 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1870 | box of sunshine | 78 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #106 | calavera concertina | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1862 | candy cane | 14 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #97 | caret | 2 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #67 | cheap cigar butt | 61 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #405 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| 🥈 | giant moxie weed | 3,444 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #411 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #804 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #389 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #235 | licorice garrote | 8 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #1414 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #73 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| 🥈 | moxie magnet | 475 |
| 🥈 | moxie weed | 44,711 |
| #369 | mummy costume | 16 |
| #360 | nanite-infested candy cane | 42 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #650 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #670 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #177 | packet of beer nuts | 3 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #91 | pile of gold coins | 36 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #578 | pink clay bead | 13 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #249 | plastic passion fruit | 7 |
| #176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
| #301 | purple clay bead | 10 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #240 | red class ring | 56 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #138 | sham champagne | 2 |
| #148 | smudged alchemical recipe | 3 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #452 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| 🥇 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 36,747 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #953 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #178 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #143 | unstable quark | 6 |
| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #246 | white class ring | 40 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #407 | wolfman mask | 15 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |