Museum :: Defenseman

Defenseman

Rank	Item	Quantity
#803	1-ball	4
#379	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	19
#851	2-ball	3
#606	3-ball	6
#200	30669 scroll	58
#487	33398 scroll	27
#170	334 scroll	39
#747	4-ball	4
#531	5-ball	7
#900	6-ball	3
#51	668 scroll	42
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#800	7-ball	4
#1053	8-ball	11
#253	9-ball	4
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1165	Amulet of Yendor	5
#917	Angry Farmer candy	45
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#608	Black No. 2	3
#123	Blackfly Chardonnay	64
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#396	Boris's ring	4
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#200	Cherry Cloaca Cola	8
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1267	Cloaca grenade	5
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#235	Divine	2
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#322	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	25
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1210	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#512	Dyspepsi-Cola	121
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#345	Elmley shades	2
#1051	Ent cider	2
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#316	Gaia beads	7
#264	Genalen™ Bottle	7
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#424	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#443	Gnollish toolbox	6
#642	Goodfella contract	16
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1232	Imp Ale	29
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#608	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	9
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#819	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#473	Knob Goblin firecracker	31
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#496	Knob Goblin harem veil	6
#944	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#625	Knob Goblin pants	9
#415	Knob Goblin perfume	6
#490	Knob Goblin scimitar	14
#666	Knob Goblin seltzer	4
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#341	Knob Goblin superseltzer	14
#819	Knob Goblin tongs	4
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#521	Knob sausage	3
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#754	Knoll mushroom	5
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#339	Lockenstock™ sandals	5
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#542	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#34	M-242	974
#492	Mad Train wine	193
#294	Manetwich	2
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#345	Meleegra™ pills	28
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#614	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	33
#689	Mob Penguin cellular phone	24
#726	Mohawk wig	4
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#705	Mountain Stream soda	8
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#303	NG	2
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#424	Orcish baseball cap	6
#382	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#522	PADL Phone	3
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#495	Penultimate Fantasy chest	20
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#469	Ram's Face Lager	33
#173	Regular Cloaca Cola	9
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#302	Spam Witch sammich	127
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#43	Super Magic Power Sword X	6
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#454	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	107
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#408	Trollhouse cookies	88
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#1081	Valentine	11
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#237	WA	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#568	Warm Subject gift certificate	42
#184	White Citadel burger	13
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1289	Yummy Tummy bean	109
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#475	adder bladder	9
#91	albatross necklace	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#811	amulet of extreme plot significance	8
#302	ancient Magi-Wipes	16
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#489	ancient protein powder	4
#533	ancient spice	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#455	ancient vinyl coin purse	4
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#246	ant agonist	12
#255	ant pick	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#199	anticheese	53
#385	antique greaves	14
#370	antique hand mirror	7
#358	antique helmet	17
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#421	antique shield	11
#354	antique spear	18
#316	arrrgyle socks	8
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#802	asbestos ore	4
#303	asbestos sword	2
#673	asparagus knife	5
#468	asshat	2
#800	astral mushroom	5
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#981	awful poetry journal	33
#358	bätzle	1
#589	baby killer bee	16
#2450	baconstone	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#6540	badass belt	2
#446	bag of Cheat-Os	14
#1239	bag of airline peanuts	11
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#311	balloon sword	1
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#824	banana	3
#218	banjo strings	1
#411	bar skin	24
#122	bar whip	1
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#1462	barrrnacle	4
#654	baseball	3
#718	bat guano	4
#578	bat wing	11
#523	batblade	3
#820	batgut	9
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#860	beer bomb	3
#571	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#258	beer lens	10
#787	beertini	1
#175	begpwnia	26
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#147	bellhop bell	3
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#457	big red clown nose	11
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#360	bit-o-cactus	8
#103	black & tan	56
#202	black cherry soda	1
#84	black facepaint	6
#104	black forest cake	68
#80	black forest ham	76
#534	black greaves	2
#469	black helmet	3
#426	black pension check	5
#90	black pepper	63
#111	black picnic basket	24
#601	black pixel	19
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#77	black pudding	71
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#523	black shield	2
#851	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#570	black sword	2
#729	blackberry	3
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#1653	blood flower	1
#744	bloody beer	4
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#655	blue pixel	51
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#111	bone collar	3
#488	bone rattle	2
#205	boring spaghetti	2
#308	bottle of Definit	2
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#319	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#146	bottle of Pinot Renoir	11
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#243	bottle of black cat tonic	2
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#420	bottle of gin	40
#287	bottle of pirate juice	3
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#768	bottle of rum	29
#422	bottle of tequila	51
#496	bottle of vodka	27
#401	bottle of whiskey	82
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#587	bowl of cottage cheese	19
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#447	box	21
#624	boxed wine	19
#202	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	11
#247	brains casserole	1
#1525	brick	11
#585	briefcase	3
#52	broken carburetor	4
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#963	broken skull	4
#341	broken sword	7
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#258	bronzed locust	9
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#190	bubbly potion	96
#108	buffalo blade	1
#670	bugbear beanie	5
#481	bugbear bungguard	10
#284	bullet-proof corduroys	13
#133	bum cheek	158
#290	cactus fruit	6
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#951	can of Binarrrca	8
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#387	can of Red Minotaur	10
#259	can of Swiller	11
#546	can of fake snow	1
#311	can of maces	3
#957	can of spinach	1
#106	can-can-in-a-can	4
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#314	canopic jar	13
#356	carbonated soy milk	8
#501	carbonated water lily	3
#610	cardboard ore	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#558	carob chunks	3
#682	casino pass	2
#754	cast	7
#665	catgut	3
#358	centipede eggs	7
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#969	chaos butterfly	43
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#767	chef's hat	4
#664	cherry	1
#379	chewing gum on a string	22
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#590	chopsticks	3
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#372	chorizo taco	9
#463	chrome ore	10
#372	chrome sword	2
#320	chunk of depleted Grimacite	35
#259	chunk of rock salt	10
#445	clay peace-sign bead	4
#188	clockwork key	10
#180	cloudy potion	103
#1395	clown hammer	6
#557	clown shoes	3
#557	clown skin	6
#355	cocoa eggshell fragment	185
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#328	coconut shell	153
#435	coffin lid	2
#568	cog	33
#558	cold ninja mask	3
#216	cold nuggets	6
#143	cold powder	6
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#304	communications windchimes	21
#258	concentrated magicalness pill	8
#653	cool whip	2
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#151	cornuthaum	53
#695	cranberries	14
#521	crazy little Turkish delight	12
#197	cream pie	6
#469	crowbarrr	3
#208	cruelty-free wine	13
#61	cup of primitive beer	104
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#175	dark potion	104
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#1093	defective skull	8
#477	dehydrated caviar	5
#331	delicious noodles	4
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#547	demon skin	10
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#927	dense meat stack	6
#591	deodorant	1
#497	desiccated apricot	6
#153	detective skull	1
#755	diamond-studded cane	3
#313	didgeridooka	10
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#168	dirty hobo gloves	168
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1010	disco ball	13
#973	disco mask	12
#525	disease	13
#408	disembodied brain	7
#345	dishrag	1
#118	disintegrating spiky collar	4
#297	distilled fortified wine	9
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#957	disturbing fanfic	39
#548	divine blowout	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#478	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#222	draggin' ball hat	42
#64	dreadlock whip	89
#375	dried face	8
#635	drum machine	2
#1139	dry noodles	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1030	duct tape	20
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#329	dusty bottle of Marsala	51
#339	dusty bottle of Merlot	54
#365	dusty bottle of Muscat	42
#262	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	87
#286	dusty bottle of Port	81
#302	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	58
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#670	eXtreme scarf	2
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#146	effervescent potion	127
#765	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	8
#666	empty meat tank	1
#344	enchanted barbell	4
#498	enchanted bean	2
#842	encoder ring	8
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#237	escargotsicle	1
#578	evil golden arch	8
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1252	explosion-flavored chewing gum	10
#97	extra-strength strongness elixir	26
#819	eye of newt	3
#402	eye-pod	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#676	eyepatch	5
#527	f3d0r4	8
#1641	facsimile dictionary	2
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1517	fake fake vomit	6
#1408	fake hand	5
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1141	fat stacks of cash	2
#474	ferret bait	7
#425	fetid feather	13
#204	fettucini Inconnu	3
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#571	filthy corduroys	6
#633	filthy knitted dread sack	4
#445	filthy poultice	3
#608	fine wine	4
#1346	fire	2
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#180	fizzy potion	106
#955	flaming crutch	1
#535	flaming feather	10
#295	flaming talons	27
#163	flange	20
#563	flaregun	11
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#445	flat dough	1
#497	flirtatious feather	7
#151	floral print shirt	2
#298	flowing hippy skirt	2
#593	flute of flat champagne	5
#429	foolscap fool's cap	5
#67	foon of foulness	1
#99	football helmet	1
#190	frat brats	4
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#567	frightful feather	6
#501	frigid mote	1
#691	frigid ninja stars	19
#428	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#526	frozen feather	9
#522	frozen nunchaku	3
#148	fruit bowl	2
#503	funky dried mushroom	8
#747	furry fur	42
#264	furry pants	2
#604	fuzzbump	1
#398	ga-ga radio	4
#419	gas balloon	9
#567	ghuol ears	11
#817	ghuol egg	8
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#409	giant moxie weed	5
#637	giant needle	26
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#129	gin and tonic	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#209	gingham blouse	1
#436	glass of goat's milk	16
#590	glowing red eye	12
#249	gnauga hide	22
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#606	gnoll teeth	3
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#520	goat beard	6
#352	goat cheese	53
#700	goat cheese pizza	3
#428	goatskin umbrella	2
#758	gob of wet hair	2
#167	golden twig	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#536	gr8ps	4
#415	grapefruit	11
#627	grapes	4
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#392	grave robbing shovel	2
#882	green balloon	1
#1196	green beer	6
#697	green candy heart	9
#703	green pixel	33
#348	green pixel potion	1
#594	gremlin juice	1
#116	grog	21
#5337	grue egg	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#167	half-orchid	28
#374	halfberd	1
#1934	hamethyst	2
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#425	handful of hand chalk	57
#626	handful of moss	1
#42	handful of nuts and berries	251
#48	handful of pine needles	647
#274	handful of sand	65
#246	handful of walnuts	10
#268	handsomeness potion	7
#506	happiness	2
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#644	heavy D	39
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#758	hellion cube	2
#937	helmet turtle	21
#542	hemp string	9
#373	henna tattoo	1
#700	herbs	7
#398	hermit permit	5
#733	hill of beans	6
#231	hippopotamus skin	6
#436	hippy medical kit	3
#243	hippy protest button	15
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#234	honey-dew	1
#409	honey-dipped locust	4
#351	horizontal tango	2
#353	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#684	hot date	1
#828	hot katana blade	3
#90	hot nuggets	75
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1213	hot wing	2
#605	huge spoon	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1434	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	7
#892	ice-cold Willer	21
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
🥈	indie comic hipster glasses	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#668	inkwell	1
#293	insanely spicy bean burrito	15
#266	irate sombrero	9
#920	iron pasta spoon	3
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#384	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	17
#667	jar of swamp gas	28
#1395	jazz soap	6
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#1283	joybuzzer	10
#287	jug-o-magicalness	6
#479	jumbo olive	2
#505	keg shield	1
#184	ketchup	1
#724	ketchup hound	2
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#526	kneecapping stick	23
#156	knob ka-bobs	10
#231	large box	35
#536	lavender candy heart	21
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
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#914	yeti fur	39

Wow, that's 17,150 items total!

what items are this player missing?