Museum :: Strych

Strych

Rank	Item	Quantity
#234	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#1437	1-ball	1
#687	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	5
#1426	2-ball	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#576	30669 scroll	9
#828	33398 scroll	6
#554	334 scroll	6
#1473	4-ball	1
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#1076	5-ball	2
#382	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#1115	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1639	8-ball	4
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1491	Angry Farmer candy	10
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#788	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#234	BGE shotglass	27
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#364	BRICKO eye brick	7
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#1785	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#369	Black No. 2	12
#204	Blatantly Canadian	15
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#70	Bohemian rhapsody	11
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#340	Boris's ring	5
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#362	CRIMBCO mug	37
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#453	CRIMBCO wine	17
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#297	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#624	Crimbo candied pecan	15
#524	Crimbo fudge	20
#552	Crimbo peppermint bark	18
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#1851	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#1475	Daffy Taffy	9
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#332	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	19
#307	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#369	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	19
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1133	Drowsy Sword	11
#788	Dyspepsi-Cola	67
#370	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1788	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#187	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#113	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	6
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	9
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#202	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#164	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#270	Elmley shades	3
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#392	Gaia beads	4
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#258	Gnollish pie server	7
#209	Gnollish pie tin	21
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#205	Hollandaise helmet	27
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#275	Iiti Kitty phone charm	10
#1088	Imp Ale	44
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#498	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#488	Knob Goblin elite pants	8
#568	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#407	Knob Goblin firecracker	40
#556	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#390	Knob Goblin harem veil	9
#703	Knob Goblin love potion	6
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#566	Knob Goblin pants	11
#382	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#651	Knob Goblin scimitar	7
#588	Knob Goblin seltzer	8
#386	Knob Goblin spatula	13
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#209	Knob Goblin superseltzer	40
#657	Knob Goblin tongs	8
#514	Knob Goblin visor	7
#294	Knoll mushroom	39
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#1913	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#1201	M-242	1
#1186	Mad Train wine	14
#195	Manetwich	4
#95	Mariner's Friend cough drops	9
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#131	Meat maid	1
#574	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#478	Meleegra™ pills	16
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#778	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#614	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	33
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#727	Mohawk wig	4
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#1189	Mr. Mediocrebar	34
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#269	NG	3
#99	Nardz energy beverage	10
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#112	New Cloaca-Cola	2
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#257	Oil of Parrrlay	8
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#366	Orcish baseball cap	8
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#405	Orcish frat-paddle	5
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#430	PADL Phone	8
#29	PVC staff	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#342	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#438	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1177	Rock Pops	36
#314	SPF 451 lip balm	7
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#711	Senior Mints	5
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#310	Snow Queen Crown	8
#851	Spam Witch sammich	7
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#364	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	9
#1513	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	6
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#359	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	8
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#354	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	6
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#1005	Trollhouse cookies	6
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#514	Typical Tavern swill	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#481	Wand of Nagamar	10
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#86	Workytime Tea	30
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#159	a butt tuba	8
#517	acid-squirting flower	5
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#652	adder bladder	3
#298	agua de vida	3
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#953	amulet of extreme plot significance	5
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#489	ancient protein powder	4
#370	ancient spice	4
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#191	ancient stone head	2
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#185	ant hoe	2
#252	ant pitchfork	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#1062	anticheese	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#722	antique greaves	2
#667	antique helmet	3
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#714	antique record album	2
#670	antique shield	3
#383	antique souvenir drawing	2
#773	antique spear	2
#372	armgun	3
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#275	asbestos apron	3
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#354	asbestos ore	18
#303	asbestos sword	2
#673	asparagus knife	5
#469	asshat	2
#544	awful poetry journal	135
#862	baby killer bee	9
#942	baconstone	8
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3768	badass belt	10
#535	bag of Cheat-Os	10
#367	bag of lard	3
#138	balaclava	7
#179	balaclava baklava	20
#703	ball	9
#141	balloon helmet	3
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#655	banana peel	1
#834	bar skin	5
#122	bar whip	1
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1465	barrrnacle	4
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#606	baseball	4
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#771	bat guano	3
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#561	bat wing	12
#233	batblade	14
#688	batgut	14
#305	bath ball gift set	16
#287	bazookafish bubble gum	4
#587	beach glass bead	2
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#282	beanbag chair	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#313	beer bomb	84
#374	beer bong	4
#378	beer helmet	8
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#399	bejeweled pledge pin	8
#79	bellhop bell	8
#250	big bad voodoo mask	2
#216	big bass drum	5
#116	big bundle of chamoix	2
#146	big glob of skin	1
#417	big red clown nose	13
#92	big stick	7
#802	bilge wine	1
#521	bindlestocking	3
#256	bird rib	4
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#458	black greaves	3
#404	black helmet	4
#289	black kettle drum	2
#1046	black pixel	1
#489	black plastic oyster egg	10
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#399	black shield	4
#727	black sword	1
#475	blackberry	10
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#2978	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#487	bloody clown pants	9
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#775	blue pixel	32
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#339	bone flute	2
#665	bone rattle	1
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#454	bottle of Blank-Out	19
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#269	bottle of alcohol	11
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#91	bottle of black cat tonic	11
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#44	bottle of realpagne	16
#273	bottle of sewage schnapps	22
#177	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#330	bottle opener belt buckle	6
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#321	boulder	1
#890	bowl of cottage cheese	5
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#446	box	21
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#182	breath mint	4
#2709	brick	1
#345	briefcase	13
#232	broken carburetor	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#870	broken skull	6
#447	broken sword	3
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#290	bronzed locust	7
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#740	bubbly potion	4
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#108	buffalo blade	1
#791	bugbear beanie	3
#565	bugbear bungguard	7
#409	bullet-proof corduroys	5
#1095	bum cheek	1
#342	bunch of square grapes	9
#798	bunny liver	2
#233	buoybottoms	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#672	burst hellseal brain	3
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#317	can of Red Minotaur	13
#554	can of Swiller	1
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#401	can of maces	2
#269	can of spinach	8
#61	can-can-in-a-can	9
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#2742	candy cane	6
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#340	candy knuckles	6
#3832	candy stake	1
#603	cannonball charrrm	3
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#479	canopic jar	4
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#77	carob cannon	1
#416	casino pass	6
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#277	cat appendix	13
#596	catgut	5
#128	catgut taco	3
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#234	cement sandals	4
#412	centipede eggs	5
#1228	chaos butterfly	15
#89	charged magnet	1
#235	charming flute	1
#316	cheap cigar butt	4
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#921	chef's hat	2
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#173	chloroform rag	27
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#814	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#672	chopsticks	2
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#425	chrome ore	11
#523	chrome sword	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#274	chunk of rock salt	9
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#533	clay peace-sign bead	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#321	clockwork key	7
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#818	cloudy potion	3
#557	clown shoes	3
#412	clown skin	12
#159	clownskin belt	2
#399	cocktail napkin	6
#968	cocoa egg	3
#1020	cocoa eggshell fragment	6
#435	coffin lid	2
#881	cog	7
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#194	cold nuggets	9
#229	cold powder	2
#404	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#529	comfy coffin	2
#539	commemorative war stein	11
#503	communications windchimes	4
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#458	cool whip	5
#513	copper ha'penny charrrm	5
#389	corn holder	2
#568	corncob pipe	1
#571	cornuthaum	4
#362	costume sword	1
#167	cottage	2
#138	cracker	1
#788	cranberries	10
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#155	cream pie	10
#185	crossbow string	1
#162	crowbar	1
#542	crowbarrr	2
#104	crown-shaped beanie	3
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#212	cup of infinite pencils	7
#182	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#256	curmudgel	3
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#964	dark potion	1
#612	dead guy's watch	7
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#205	decaying goldfish liver	38
#693	decorative fountain	2
#380	dehydrated caviar	9
#93	demon buckler	1
#516	demon skin	11
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#217	denim axe	2
#369	dented harmonica	2
#591	deodorant	1
#270	depantsing bomb	14
#517	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#473	desiccated apricot	7
#154	detective skull	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#463	didgeridooka	3
#743	dirty hobo gloves	8
#88	disbelief suspenders	18
#943	disco ball	16
#608	disco mask	39
#487	disease	16
#292	disembodied smile	1
#397	disintegrating quill pen	12
#254	displaced fish	19
#316	distressed denim pants	9
#521	disturbing fanfic	182
#113	diving muff	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#276	drab sonata	16
#709	draggin' ball hat	3
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#471	drum machine	6
#870	drywall axe	11
#771	duct tape	33
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#45	dueling banjo	1
#308	dull fish scale	9
#340	dungeoneer's dungarees	3
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#840	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#269	dwarf bread	17
#43	dwarvish magazine	21
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#431	eXtreme mittens	7
#141	eXtreme nose ring	2
#568	eXtreme scarf	3
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#1436	eggnog	7
#1667	elven cellocello	10
#1396	elven socks	1
#1454	elven suicide capsule	12
#478	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	20
#380	empty meat tank	7
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#499	enchanted bean	2
#123	enchanted eyepatch	2
#653	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#273	energy drink IV	10
#327	enormous belt buckle	9
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#63	escargotsicle	10
#84	essential cameraderie	1
#768	evil golden arch	3
#355	evil golden arches	1
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#293	exploding hacky-sack	3
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#211	extra-strength strongness elixir	8
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#733	eyepatch	4
#597	f3d0r4	6
#995	facsimile dictionary	7
#507	fake blood	2
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#276	fancy bath salts	53
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#1590	fancy dress ball	4
#257	fat bottom quark	3
#786	fat stacks of cash	6
#1747	felt	3
#315	ferret bait	23
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#388	fetid feather	17
#303	fez of etymology	1
#612	figurine of a charred seal	4
#230	figurine of a cold seal	28
#506	figurine of a slippery seal	2
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#206	sugar cherry	1
#211	sugar lime	1
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#539	sunken chest	18
#387	suntan lotion of moxiousness	10
#970	super-spiky hair gel	13
#107	superamplified boom box	8
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#593	supportive bra	1
#526	swashbuckling pants	6
#525	sweet ninja sword	1
#928	swirly potion	1
#285	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#172	sword of static	1
#595	t8r tots	5
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#743	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	6
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#390	tap shoes	2
#335	tarrrnish charrrm	6
#369	tassel	3
#468	tattered paper crown	2
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#1963	teddy borg	1
#255	teeny-tiny magic scroll	3
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#46	teflon spatula	1
#438	tenderizing hammer	2
#610	tequila grenade	1
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#382	tiny knife and fork	1
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#2779	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#1176	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	4
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#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#3943	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
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#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2040	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
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#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
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#2164	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#2766	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#1492	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#2848	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#2785	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#1763	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#2795	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2765	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#2784	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#2760	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#2058	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#2060	tiny plastic The Man	2
#2831	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#2760	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#2859	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#6123	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#2193	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#2161	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3978	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#3940	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#2793	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#6189	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#2798	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3910	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#6133	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#6242	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#2097	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#2153	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#3938	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3878	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1739	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
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#2801	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#2152	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#6183	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#6235	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6159	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#2805	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#2165	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#6103	tiny plastic grue	2
#2797	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2708	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3972	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#6076	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#2825	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#6174	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6188	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#2730	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#6163	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2802	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#6135	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1780	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#2818	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6203	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3938	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#6130	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6169	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2899	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#3863	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#2768	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#4483	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2754	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#2764	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#2703	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#2790	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#1125	tiny shaker of salt	1
#294	tip jar	3
#633	tires	5
#753	titanium assault umbrella	4
#267	toe jam	1
#2807	tofurkey gravy	1
#2813	tofurkey leg	1
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#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#2528	toothsome rock	1
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#426	torn hellseal sinew	8
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#2127	toy mercenary	1
#270	traffic jam	1
#3146	tree-eating kite	1
#657	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#354	tropical orchid	5
#96	trout fang	2
#230	true grit	11
#236	tube of dread wax	16
#85	tube of hair oil	6
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#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#1260	twitching claw	3
#185	ultimate ultimate frisbee	3
#610	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#1969	unstable DNA	6
#182	unstable quark	4
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#1353	useless powder	13
#1084	valuable trinket	43
#362	vampire collar	4
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#155	velcro ore	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#660	viking helmet	7
#603	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#602	vorpal blade	4
#900	wad of cotton	1
#529	wad of dough	52
#696	wad of tofu	1
#359	walrus-tusk earring	3
#586	wang	1
#322	war tongs	4
#255	warm mushroom	7
#546	water pipe bomb	33
#331	water wings	2
#126	wet stew	1
#105	wet venom duct	3
#220	whip kit	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#119	white Xanadian	4
#550	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
#501	white chocolate chip cookies	4
#581	white chocolate chips	9
#590	white class ring	9
#354	white collar	3
#348	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#1105	white lightning	1
#683	white picket fence	2
#519	white pixel	32
#157	white rice	13
#418	white satin pants	6
#314	white satin shield	5
#807	white snake skin	4
#474	white sword	6
#88	white whip	1
#368	wicker shield	4
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#724	windchimes	2
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#399	witty rapier	4
#359	wolf mask	63
#531	wolfman mask	11
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#188	wooden axe	4
#473	wooden stakes	4
#272	wool hat	6
#174	world's smallest violin	3
#411	worn tophat	2
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#121	wumpus hair	17
#735	wussiness potion	6
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1396	yeti fur	6
#2045	yo-yo	2
#421	yohohoyo	3

Wow, that's 9,715 items total!

what items are this player missing?