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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
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| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
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| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
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| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
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| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
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| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
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| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #181 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
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| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
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| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
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| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
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| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
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| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
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| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
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| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
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| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
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| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
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| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
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| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
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| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
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| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
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| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #168 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
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| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #180 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #252 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #125 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
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| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
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| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
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| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
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| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
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| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
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| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
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| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
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| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
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| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
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| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #143 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
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| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
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| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
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| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
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| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
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| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
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| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
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| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
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| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
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| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
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| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #169 | bowl of rye sprouts | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #234 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #417 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
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| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #130 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #167 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #262 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #285 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #290 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #110 | flask of mining oil | 44 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #204 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #128 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #195 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #227 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #97 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
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