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tsubume

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#111	Angry Farmer candy	1,595
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#573	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#1849	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#1475	Daffy Taffy	9
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1254	Dyspepsi-Cola	20
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#117	Green Clover of Justice	14
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#553	Knob Goblin perfume	3
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#76	Lockenstock™ sandals	84
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#549	Lucky Surprise Egg	4
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#758	Mountain Stream soda	6
#2083	Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#374	NG	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#1001	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1446	Rock Pops	24
#204	Roo trading card	1
#403	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#899	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	30
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#793	Trollhouse cookies	13
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1282	Wint-O-Fresh mint	5
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1577	Yummy Tummy bean	77
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#486	around the world	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#183	babycakes	1
#1044	baconstone	7
#5055	badass belt	5
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#27	beach glass necklace	65
#267	bean burrito	1
🥈	beaten-up Chucks	1,770
#430	bed of coals	2
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#724	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#787	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#565	black forest cake	2
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#801	black plastic oyster egg	5
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#859	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#2729	bottle of goofballs	6
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1054	box	1
#6712	box of sunshine	2
#230	box turtle	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2708	brick	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1269	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#591	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#555	can of Swiller	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#593	can of maces	1
#733	can of spinach	2
#164	can of starch	1
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1674	candied yams	4
#858	candy brain	1
#2565	candy cane	7
#1783	candy stake	4
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#588	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#277	chocolate filthy lucre	15
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#6	chopsticks	4,708
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#162	chrome crossbow string	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#169	chrome sword hilt	1
#1037	chunk of depleted Grimacite	8
#28	chunk of rock salt	1,574
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#495	clown shoes	4
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#203	cob of corn	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#347	cocoa eggshell fragment	196
#379	coconut shell	112
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#249	cold hi mein	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#374	cold wad	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#217	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#1273	delicious salad	9
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#168	delicious stinkbug	1
#923	demon skin	1
#97	demon whip	1
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#591	deodorant	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#345	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#548	divine blowout	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#478	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#1312	dollhive	2
#220	double-barreled sling	2
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#763	drum machine	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1139	dry noodles	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#926	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
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#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
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#88	white whip	1
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#415	wine spritzer	1
#778	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	13
#615	witch hat	1
#566	witty rapier	1
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#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1

Wow, that's 58,452 items total!

what items are this player missing?