Museum :: Destaven Fireheart

Destaven Fireheart

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#613	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	7
#1080	3-ball	2
#385	30669 scroll	21
#491	33398 scroll	26
#373	334 scroll	14
#1474	4-ball	1
#879	5-ball	3
#1426	6-ball	1
#173	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	21
#1486	7-ball	1
#1332	8-ball	7
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#702	Angry Farmer candy	83
#1171	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#266	Black No. 2	23
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#827	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#2652	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#92	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	177
#814	Dolphin King's crown	5
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#1653	Drowsy Sword	5
#954	Dyspepsi-Cola	46
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#308	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	9
#128	Elmley shades	9
#395	Ent cider	18
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#184	Frat Army FGF	26
#189	Gaia beads	20
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#251	Gnollish pie tin	15
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#238	Hippy Army MPE	28
#301	Iiti Kitty phone charm	8
#918	Imp Ale	77
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#221	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#563	Knob Goblin elite helm	6
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#495	Knob Goblin elite polearm	7
#476	Knob Goblin elite shirt	10
#271	Knob Goblin firecracker	77
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#496	Knob Goblin harem veil	6
#487	Knob Goblin love potion	16
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#70	Knob Goblin pants	245
#380	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#63	Knob Goblin scimitar	264
#348	Knob Goblin seltzer	38
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#436	Knob Goblin steroids	16
#443	Knob Goblin superseltzer	8
#89	Knob Goblin tongs	217
#619	Knob Goblin visor	4
#413	Knob mushroom	12
#162	Knob pasty	3
#349	Knob sausage	10
#669	Knoll mushroom	7
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#149	Lockenstock™ sandals	29
#2510	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1466	Mad Train wine	5
#400	Manetwich	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#68	Meat maid body	5
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#591	Meleegra™ pills	11
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#473	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	74
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#280	Mohawk wig	40
#147	Monstar energy beverage	76
#722	Mountain Stream soda	7
#14	Mr. Accessory Jr.	3
#322	Orcish baseball cap	10
#321	Orcish cargo shorts	9
#238	Orcish frat-paddle	13
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#90	PADL Phone	204
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#445	Pine-Fresh air freshener	5
#243	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#450	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#458	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#480	Spam Witch sammich	51
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#508	Supernova Champagne	4
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#638	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	64
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#493	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#571	Trollhouse cookies	39
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#234	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	14
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#594	Wand of Nagamar	7
#543	Warm Subject gift certificate	52
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#2738	Yummy Tummy bean	4
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#481	abominable snowcone	21
#503	accidental cider	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#394	acoustic guitarrr	9
#236	adder bladder	46
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#437	amulet of extreme plot significance	28
#226	ancient Magi-Wipes	31
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#459	ancient protein powder	5
#408	ancient spice	3
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#356	ancient vinyl coin purse	8
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#378	ant agonist	5
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#494	anticheese	8
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#474	antique greaves	9
#580	antique hand mirror	2
#454	antique helmet	10
#555	antique shield	6
#563	antique spear	6
#291	arrrgyle socks	9
#196	asbestos apron	6
#903	asbestos ore	3
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#200	asparagus knife	51
#468	asshat	2
#787	awful poetry journal	58
#1323	baby killer bee	3
#608	baconstone	13
#3416	badass belt	12
#753	bag of lard	1
#242	balaclava	3
#407	balaclava baklava	5
#1159	ball	4
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#741	bar skin	7
#57	bar whip	2
#215	barbed-wire fence	31
#1591	barrrnacle	3
#73	barskin buckler	1
#139	baseball	60
#644	bat guano	7
#77	bat whip	1
#200	bat wing	92
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#298	batblade	10
#314	batgut	94
#411	beach glass bead	6
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#217	beer bomb	176
#90	beer bong	61
#254	beer goggles	1
#92	beer helmet	104
#723	beer lens	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#101	bejeweled pledge pin	101
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#774	big red clown nose	3
#474	big rock	1
#655	bilge wine	4
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#469	black & tan	2
#89	black belt	1
#47	black cowboy hat	2
#320	black forest cake	9
#234	black forest ham	10
#141	black greaves	24
#145	black helmet	23
#611	black pension check	1
#343	black pepper	5
#404	black pixel	50
#391	black pudding	5
#172	black shield	18
#373	black snake skin	12
#166	black sword	21
#689	blackberry	4
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1035	bloody beer	1
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#400	blue pixel	151
#271	blue pixel potion	3
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#295	bone rattle	6
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#317	bottle of alcohol	9
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#613	bottle of gin	19
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#497	bottle of rum	88
#679	bottle of tequila	17
#496	bottle of vodka	27
#740	bottle of whiskey	23
#74	bottle opener belt buckle	77
#73	bowl of cottage cheese	429
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#606	box	11
#550	boxed wine	25
#379	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#318	brass stinger	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#585	briefcase	3
#265	broken skull	81
#380	broken sword	5
#275	bronze breastplate	5
#445	bronzed locust	2
#397	brown sugar cane	7
#305	bubblewrap ore	6
#535	bubbly potion	11
#787	buckyball	5
#108	buffalo blade	1
#792	bugbear beanie	3
#706	bugbear bungguard	4
#132	bullet-proof corduroys	56
#658	bum cheek	9
#182	buoybottoms	5
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#290	cactus fruit	6
#247	calle de miel	6
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#422	can of Swiller	3
#546	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#262	can of maces	4
#957	can of spinach	1
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1674	candied yams	4
#4785	candy cane	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#383	canopic jar	9
#186	carbonated soy milk	31
#271	carbonated water lily	17
#214	cardboard ore	10
#77	carob cannon	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#438	carob chunks	7
#518	casino pass	4
#429	cast	35
#420	cat appendix	6
#299	catgut	25
#63	catskin buckler	2
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#501	centipede eggs	3
#609	chaos butterfly	154
#997	cheap toaster	2
#73	chef's hat	191
#664	cherry	1
#320	chewing gum on a string	34
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#116	chisel	1
#149	chloroform rag	33
#123	chocolate spurs	6
#671	chopsticks	2
#540	chorizo taco	4
#494	chrome ore	9
#283	chrome staff	2
#354	clay peace-sign bead	8
#16	clockwork clockwise dome	10
#21	clockwork counterclockwise dome	10
#618	clockwork key	2
#134	clockwork maid	1
#487	cloudy potion	15
#495	clown shoes	4
#2494	club necklace	2
#224	cocktail napkin	22
#165	cocoa eggshell fragment	544
#1042	coconut shell	4
#309	coffin lid	4
#416	cog	67
#169	communications windchimes	78
#385	cool mushroom	6
#338	cool whip	10
#642	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#443	cornuthaum	8
#216	costume sword	3
#479	cranberries	41
#425	cream stout	3
#426	creamsicle	3
#333	crowbarrr	6
#403	curmudgel	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#538	dark potion	12
#404	dead guy's watch	14
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#361	decorative fountain	14
#553	dehydrated caviar	3
#59	demon buckler	2
#463	demon skin	14
#97	demon whip	1
#68	demon-horned hat	2
#106	demonskin jacket	2
#65	demonskin trousers	3
#375	denim axe	1
#680	dense meat stack	20
#177	deodorant	17
#174	depantsing bomb	31
#596	desiccated apricot	3
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#579	diamond-studded cane	6
#175	didgeridooka	38
#209	dingy planks	1
#868	dirty hobo gloves	4
#693	disassembled clover	48
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#1258	disco ball	7
#1204	disco mask	6
#438	disease	20
#361	disembodied brain	9
#513	disintegrating quill pen	7
#402	displaced fish	8
#80	distressed denim pants	104
#801	disturbing fanfic	63
#1263	doll house	2
#1312	dollhive	2
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#183	dope wheels	5
#403	drab sonata	9
#418	draggin' ball hat	13
#431	dried face	6
#540	drum machine	4
#936	dry noodles	5
#1165	drywall axe	6
#309	ducha de oro	4
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#2108	duct tape	2
#340	dungeoneer's dungarees	3
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#818	dusty bottle of Marsala	4
#832	dusty bottle of Merlot	4
#816	dusty bottle of Muscat	4
#700	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	9
#769	dusty bottle of Port	6
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#209	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#196	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#144	dusty left eleventh rib	3
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#207	dusty left first rear claw	2
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#299	dusty left second rear claw	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#146	dusty left thumb	3
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#143	dusty left ulna	3
#180	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	2
#93	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	4
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#194	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
#287	dusty right fourth rib	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#287	dusty right radius	1
#288	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#312	dusty right second rear claw	1
#144	dusty right second rib	3
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#287	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#400	eXtreme mittens	8
#504	eXtreme scarf	4
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#513	effervescent potion	14
#2833	eggnog	1
#798	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	7
#248	empty meat tank	13
#375	enchanted barbell	3
#498	enchanted bean	2
#122	enchanted eyepatch	2
#138	enchanted toothpick	10
#97	energy drink IV	60
#327	enormous belt buckle	9
#185	enormous hoop earring	7
#348	evil golden arch	26
#354	evil golden arches	1
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#819	eye of newt	3
#59	eye-pod	9
#388	eyepatch	16
#396	f3d0r4	15
#1294	facsimile dictionary	4
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#761	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#468	fat stacks of cash	16
#1747	felt	3
#281	ferret bait	33
#252	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	8
#571	filthy corduroys	6
#551	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#487	filthy pestle	2
#229	filthy poultice	27
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#200	fire poi	15
#556	fish-liver oil	2
#565	fizzy potion	10
#670	flaming crutch	4
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#229	flaming mushroom	12
#488	flaming talons	10
#427	flange	4
#264	flaregun	52
#445	flat dough	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#99	flowing hippy skirt	11
#622	flute of flat champagne	4
#497	foam noodle	1
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#269	foon	1
#323	frat brats	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#274	frilly shirt	2
#354	frilly skirt	10
#726	frozen feather	2
#328	frozen mushroom	7
#236	fruit bowl	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#292	funky dried mushroom	28
#141	furniture dolly	22
#599	furry fur	78
#427	furry pants	1
#981	fuzzy dice	6
#277	gas balloon	25
#174	gauze garter	109
#59	gauze shorts	3
#369	ghuol ears	33
#444	ghuol egg	33
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#351	ghuol guolash	22
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#928	giant discarded bottlecap	4
#1643	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#80	giant foam finger	69
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#514	giant needle	51
#1727	giant pinky ring	4
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#448	glass of goat's milk	14
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#321	glowing red eye	53
#512	gnatwing	5
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#498	gnoll lips	5
#606	gnoll teeth	3
#626	goat beard	3
#767	goat cheese	2
#488	goat cheese pizza	10
#428	goatskin umbrella	2
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#221	gold lamé pants	3
#1800	golden ring	39
#2658	googly eye	1
#638	goth kid t-shirt	4
#80	goulauncher	1
#536	gr8ps	4
#673	grapefruit	2
#828	grapes	1
#231	grassy cutlass	4
#251	grave robbing shovel	6
#378	green pixel	129
#162	green pixel potion	7
#248	green smoke bomb	8
#428	gremlin juice	3
#750	grouchy restless spirit	4
#2196	grue egg	10
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#259	grungy bandana	3
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#140	guano coffee cup	30
#569	guitar pick	3
#908	gyroscope	2
#501	hair spray	4
#85	halfberd	9
#580	hamethyst	14
#3460	handful of confetti	5
#801	handful of hand chalk	12
#383	handful of moss	7
#506	handful of sand	16
#385	handful of sawdust	8
#400	handsomeness potion	3
#647	happiness	1
#510	heavy D	88
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#296	hellion cube	22
#1443	helmet turtle	5
#636	hemp string	5
#199	henna face paint	9
#1742	herbal stuffing	3
#557	herbs	15
#434	hermit permit	4
#483	hill of beans	26
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#171	hippy medical kit	29
#175	hippy protest button	30
#349	honey-dipped locust	6
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#380	hot date	10
#485	hot katana blade	19
#582	hot wing	59
#477	huge spoon	2
#441	hypodermic needle	3
#1125	iGoogly	7
#908	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	42
#1271	ice-cold Willer	6
#594	ice-cold fotie	22
#797	ice-cold six-pack	4
#534	icy katana hilt	2
#1000	immense cyborg hand	5
#348	infernal insoles	8
#577	inflatable duck	1
#376	inkwell	7
#455	irate sombrero	3
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#137	jabañero pepper	5
#959	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	3
#178	jack flapper	4
#211	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#444	jug-o-magicalness	2
#326	jumbo olive	5
#93	keg shield	60
#102	ketchup	4
#453	ketchup hound	8
#82	kick-ass kicks	71
#309	kickback cookbook	2
#1783	killing feather	25
#1688	kite	2
#256	knob ka-bobs	3
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#549	large box	2
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#444	lead necklace	19
#228	leaflet	5
#325	leather chaps	8
#495	leather mask	6
#367	leathery bat skin	14
#376	leathery cat skin	18
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#677	lemon	25
#439	leotarrrd	3
#179	less-than-three-shaped box	1
#265	lihc eye	81
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#303	lihc face	17
#462	lime	16
#702	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	7
#487	line	75
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#371	linoleum ore	12
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#306	long pork	4
#451	long skinny balloon	12
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#521	loose teeth	82
#413	lowercase N	21
#790	lucky rabbit's foot	8
#265	magic lamp	2
#662	magical ice cubes	23
#387	magnifying glass	1
#479	maiden wig	3
#579	many-eyed glasses	2
#562	maple syrup	5
#475	mariachi G-string	4
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#1555	saucepan	2
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#1716	sawblade fragment	32
#376	scented massage oil	3
#316	scorpion whip	2
#459	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	2
#331	scroll of drastic healing	229
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#775	scrumptious reagent	13
#810	seal tooth	5
#1304	seal-clubbing club	4
#577	seal-skull helmet	11
#398	serpentine sword	1
#312	shaving cream	1
#238	shingle	31
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#138	skeleton key	75
#572	skewer	6
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#425	sleeping snowy owl	7
#383	small leather glove	2
#270	smart skull	61
#89	smile-sharpening stone	4
#618	smoky potion	8
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#525	snowboarder pants	4
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#64	soggy wofl t-shirt	6
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#84	sonar-in-a-biscuit	267
#142	souvenir ski t-shirt	5
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#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
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#424	stinky mushroom	5
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#273	stone banjo	1
#601	stone of eXtreme power	13
#549	strawberry	14
#697	strawberry daiquiri	1
#59	strongness elixir	198
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#4246	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	9
#4527	stuffed angry cow	8
#6395	stuffed astral badger	4
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#2146	stuffed gray blob	3
#5293	stuffed hand turkey	6
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#3418	stuffed scary death orb	13
#1252	stuffed shoulder parrot	16
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#208	styrofoam ore	10
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#329	swashbuckling pants	13
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#182	tambourine	3
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#384	targeting chip	1
#603	tarrrnish charrrm	1
#322	tasket	1
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#42	time helmet	1
#43	time trousers	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
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#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#312	tiny maracas	2
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#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
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#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
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#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
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#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#2797	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
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#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
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#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
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#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
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#403	tiny shaker of salt	6
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#2003	tree-eating kite	6
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#357	tube of dread wax	7
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#1338	turtle totem	7
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
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#309	unidentified jerky	31
#1081	unstable DNA	34
#2235	unstable laser battery	20
#2124	valuable trinket	4
#488	vampire collar	2
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
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#71	viking helmet	272
#529	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	5
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#448	vorpal blade	9
#352	wad of dough	122
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#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
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#79	war tongs	57
#356	water pipe bomb	109
#474	water wings	1
#425	whiskey sour	3
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
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#192	white chocolate chips	74
#260	white collar	5
#347	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#617	white lightning	9
#193	white picket fence	20
#286	white pixel	118
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#88	white whip	1
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#394	windchimes	13
#432	witty rapier	3
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#571	worthless knick-knack	7
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#476	wussiness potion	20
#176	yak anorak	1
#202	yak skin	5
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#1376	yeti fur	7
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 17,234 items total!

what items are this player missing?