Wixxerd

RankItemQuantity
#93Cursed Punch1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2026Drowsy Sword3
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#470Elmley shades1
#461FDKOL hotcakes2
#392Gaia beads4
#351Hippy Army MPE10
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#1013Knob Goblin firecracker3
#867Knob Goblin tongs3
#236Lockenstock™ sandals11
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#1364Mad Train wine8
#118Mornington crescent roll2
#245PADL Phone34
#254Space Tours Tripple1
#1061anticheese1
#745antique helmet2
#433asbestos apron1
#145attorney's badge3
#1462awful poetry journal7
#110badge of authority2
#1234bar skin1
#940bat guano1
#686bat wing7
#141battered hubcap3
#214beer helmet27
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#176beer-soaked mop2
#251bejeweled pledge pin22
#128bent scrap metal2
#852big red clown nose2
#124black cloak1
#390black kettle drum1
#138black label2
#481black pension check3
#380black picnic basket2
#851black snake skin1
#816bloody clown pants2
#279blue class ring11
#133bone abacus2
#134bottle of laundry sherry1
#679bottle of popskull1
#186bottle opener belt buckle22
#884box3
#177brass gear6
#103breadchucks1
#624broken sword1
#258bronzed locust9
#144brown felt tophat4
#349bubblin' crude9
#902bugbear beanie2
#893bugbear bungguard2
#228bullet-proof corduroys23
#873bum cheek3
#243can of Ghuol-B-Gone™2
#360canopic jar10
#317carbonated soy milk10
#1030cast1
#687cat appendix1
#727catgut2
#336centipede eggs8
#1705chaos butterfly1
#825chef's hat3
#438chloroform rag3
#122chocolate saucepan6
#446chunk of rock salt1
#185clutch of dodecapede eggs1
#1078cocoa eggshell fragment4
#597coffin lid1
#1139cog1
#777cold ninja mask1
#247communications windchimes34
#199compression stocking1
#864cool whip1
#105crappy waiter disguise4
#74creepy doll head2
#62creepy voice box3
#136crude voodoo doll1
#605dehydrated caviar2
#825demon skin2
#58demonic paste1
#472depantsing bomb3
#766desiccated apricot1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#245didgeridooka16
#828dirty hobo gloves5
#918disease2
#565disintegrating quill pen5
#214distressed denim pants21
#680drab sonata2
#134dress pants1
#79droopy doll eye4
#187drum of tommy ammo1
#1463duct tape9
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#337eggbeater1
#128elegant nightstick1
#1025empty Cloaca-Cola bottle2
#467enormous belt buckle4
#849evil golden arch2
#406exploding hacky-sack1
#112extra-flat panini1
#95fabric hardener1
#89fabric softener1
#779fancy bath salts2
#1018fat stacks of cash3
#440ferret bait9
#360filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")3
#308fire poi6
#856flaming feather1
#111flask flops6
#140flavorless gruel2
#140floorboard cruft6
#861flute of flat champagne1
#234freshwater pearl necklace1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#277furniture dolly8
#1456furry fur1
#591fuzzy earmuffs1
#419gas balloon9
#359gauze garter14
#105ghost key2
#501ghost of a necklace2
#740ghuol ears5
#160giant artisanal rice peeler1
#233giant cactus quill3
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#195giant foam finger17
#193giant heirloom grape tomato1
#142giant motorcycle boots1
#970giant needle5
#170giant penguin keychain2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#184giant safety pin1
#189giant turkey leg1
#108glark cable1
#200glowing fungus1
#1109glowing red eye1
#656gnatwing2
#573goatskin umbrella1
#643gob of wet hair7
#406green clay bead19
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#4476grue egg2
#436guano coffee cup2
#568guitar pick3
#194half of a gold tooth3
#99half-melted spoon1
#302handful of sand55
#174handful of tips1
#325headhunter necktie1
#1194heavy D1
#1877helmet turtle1
#372honey-dipped locust5
#103hot coal1
#757hot katana blade5
#343hot plate1
#1159hot wing4
#606huge spoon1
#121imitation White Russian5
#446imp unity ring1
#669inkwell1
#194insanely spicy jumping bean burrito1
#134jagged scrap metal1
#202keg shield16
#500ketchup hound6
#244kick-ass kicks10
#692leather chaps1
#648leather mask3
#510leathery bat skin7
#553leathery cat skin7
#513leathery rat skin2
#500leftovers of indeterminate origin2
#853lihc eye3
#750lihc face2
#481long pork1
#930long skinny balloon1
#1068loose teeth9
#103low-budget shield1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#403magilaser blastercannon2
#93mangled finger1
#444mariachi hat1
#671mesh cap1
#1106metallic A2
#791miner's helmet1
#121molten scrap metal2
#551mummy wrapping12
#858ninja hot pants1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#2222old sweatpants1
#575olive7
#1171original G1
#253ornate picture frame5
#249oversized pipe24
#93oversized skullcap2
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#249patchouli oil bomb5
#140pencil stub1
#29penguin paste1
#235perforated battle paddle20
#994photoprotoneutron torpedo3
#515pile of dusty animal bones5
#171pill cup2
#406pink clay bead30
#1217plot hole2
#450pointed stick1
#180poodle skirt1
#1187procrastination potion1
#532purple clay bead3
#386pygmy blowgun2
#106pygmy briefs2
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#642rat appendix4
#438ratgut2
#1506ravioli hat1
#961razor-sharp can lid1
#110red box8
#161red button7
#245red class ring54
#206reinforced beaded headband28
#112remaindered axe1
#1920roll of toilet paper5
#265round purple sunglasses21
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#82rubber ribcage2
#734ruby W6
#253rusty bonesaw2
#458sake bomb16
#981salamander spleen1
#1709saucepan1
#442scorpion whip1
#27scrap of sticky paper2
#151screwing pooch2
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#1055seal-skull helmet1
#91sheet cake4
#477shimmering tendrils1
#319shiny stones4
#106short calculator2
#128short writ of habeas corpus1
#319sk8board3
#843skeleton bone17
#943skeleton key1
#438skeleton key ring1
#730smart skull6
#132smirking shrunken head2
#660snowboarder pants2
#2994spectre scepter3
#144sphygmomanometer1
#799spider web11
#626spiked femur2
#60spiky turtle helmet1
#67spooky alphabet block9
#1131squashed frog1
#179stolen sushi6
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#363stunt nuts4
#348t8r tots15
#663taco shell4
#119tangle of rat tails2
#349tequila with training wheels1
#1620thin black candle1
#79three-legged pants4
#122throwing fork1
#1601tiny house3
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#450unidentified jerky11
#113unnamed cocktail2
#168vampire chowder1
#1043viking helmet1
#281war tongs6
#536water pipe bomb34
#630whiskey sour1
#291white class ring30
#211wicker shield16
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#930wussiness potion2
#1622yeti fur3

Wow, that's 1,350 items total!

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