Museum :: OldBobLeashed

OldBobLeashed

Rank	Item	Quantity
#26	Überraschthexengebräu	38
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#440	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#10	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	11
#70	"KICK ME" sign	11
#56	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	11
#180	"caramel" orange	6
#59	"meat" stick	11
#99	1,970 carat gold	5
#420	1-ball	11
#14	1/6th Pound Cake	11
#59	11-leaf clover	11
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#89	1952 Mickey Mantle card	57
#387	2-ball	11
#22	20-lb can of rice and beans	11
#124	25-meat staff	1
#409	3-ball	11
#511	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#419	334 scroll	11
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#405	4-ball	11
#60	4-d camera	6
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#174	4-dimensional guitar	11
#25	4:20 bomb	34
#401	5-ball	11
#68	5-hour acrimony	11
#400	6-ball	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#118	668 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#414	7-ball	11
#50	7-inch discus	1
#35	8-ball	2,776
#36	8-bit banana	11
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#52	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	4
#29	A Light that Never Goes Out	6
#22	A muse-bouche	63
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#37	ASCII fu manchu	26
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#23	Accordion of Jordion	11
#38	Affirmation Cookie	11
#42	Afternoon Delight	11
#24	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	38
#59	Aggressive Carrot	11
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#182	Alice's Army Guard	3
#180	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#145	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#152	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	5
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#161	Alice's Army Ninja	4
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#204	Alice's Army Page	2
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#161	Alice's Army Swordsman	4
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#60	Ambitious Turkey	11
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#7	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	11
#57	Ancient Protector Soda	11
#146	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1437	Angry Farmer candy	11
#118	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#10	Arr, M80	22
#34	Arrow (+1)	11
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#22	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	11
#22	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	11
#22	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	11
#19	Artist's Spatula of Despair	11
#18	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#81	Atomic Pop	11
#16	Aura Libre	11
#31	AutumnFest ale	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#9	Aye Aye	11
#10	Aye Aye, Captain	11
#15	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	11
#38	Azurite	11
#140	BACON	11
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#17	BOOterfinger	24
#395	BRICKO brick	11
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#396	BRICKO eye brick	3
#37	BRICKO stud	30
#25	BUBBLE GUM	32
#219	Baja sopapilla	4
#5	Bal-musette accordion	11
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#34	Bangyomaman battle juice	28
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#911	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#71	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#15	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	5
#12	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	105
#6	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	120
#9	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	45
#85	Battlie Light Saver	11
#161	Beach Buck	8
#13	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4
#31	Beignet Milgranet	11
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#186	Better Than Cuddling Cake	11
#18	Bettie page	11
#25	Big Punk	19
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#24	Bit O' Quail Spleen	11
#127	BitterSweetTarts	11
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#377	Black No. 2	11
#20	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	11
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#15	Bloody Nora	11
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#70	Bohemian rhapsody	11
#12	Boletus Broletus mushroom	11
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#10	Boris's beer	11
#9	Boris's bread	11
#133	Boris's key lime	4
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#924	Boris's ring	1
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#1109	Boss Bat britches	11
#61	Boss Drops	11
#30	Boulevardier cocktail	11
#58	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#30	Boxing Day Pass	11
#21	Brain Food Pastaco	2
#94	Bram's choker	1
#16	Brandonian footlocker key	11
#22	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	11
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#8	Breathitin™	11
#21	Bright Water	11
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#39	Bruno's blessing of Mars	11
#29	Bugbearclaw Donut	11
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#42	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	11
#20	Bustle Hustler	11
#5	Buttery Boy	11
#13	Buttery Knob	11
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#203	CRIMBCOLOAF	11
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#325	CSA fire-starting kit	11
#140	CSA obedience grenade	11
#154	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#14	Caipiranha	11
#5	Cajun accordion	11
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#133	Camp Scout pup tent	11
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#29	Candicaine	11
#16	Candy Alexander	11
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#32	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#54	Celsius 233	1
#11	Cement Mixer	11
#30	Centauri fish wine	3
#10	Chakra Libre	12
#5	Champagne Shimmy	11
#28	Charity's choker	30
#18	Charleston Choo-Choo	11
#8	Charter: Nellyville	11
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#17	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	11
#56	Chinese curse words	4
#44	Choco-Mint patty	11
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#458	Chroner	11
#24	Chubby and Plump bar	11
#9	Churchill	11
#27	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#101	Clara's bell	2
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#62	Claybender glasses	11
#10	Climate Colada	11
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#892	Cloaca grenade	11
#1183	Cloaca-Cola	7
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#94	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	11
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1210	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#136	Coinspiracy	6
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#18	Comet Drop	11
#40	Comet Pop	11
#91	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	11
#201	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#466	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#13	Covert Ops for Kids	1
#36	Cracklin' Oat Bran	28
#25	Crazymaker	11
#11	Crepes a la Lune	11
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#461	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#278	Crimbo Factory surprise box	7
#759	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#16	Crimbo cookie sheet	11
#65	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#62	Crimbo dinner	11
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#154	Crimbo food scraps	11
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#46	Crimbo paste	5
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#230	Crimbo pie	11
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#160	Crimbo train emergency brake	11
#40	Crimbojito	11
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#61	Crimbonium fuel rod	48
#73	Crimbosmopolitan	11
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#64	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	85
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#63	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	86
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#54	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	96
#60	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	30
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#61	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	87
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#75	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	24
#56	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	91
#59	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	28
#58	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	83
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#9	Crimbow Rainbo	11
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#163	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#81	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#44	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#56	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#1103	Crimbuck	504
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#270	D roll	11
#40	DUFRESNE Suds	203
#24	Dad's brandy	11
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	11
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#14	Dark & Starry	11
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#45	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	11
#42	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	11
#12	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	11
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#6	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	2
#9	Dinsey Whinskey	11
#5	Dinsey face paint	11
#6	Dinsey food-cone	11
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#6	Dinsey's oculus	2
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#102	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	3
#79	Disgeist	1
#24	Dish of Clarified Butter	11
#95	Divine	11
#28	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#22	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	11
#16	Doc's Fortifying Wine	11
#17	Doc's Limbering Wine	11
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#13	Doc's Smartifying Wine	11
#22	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2
#36	Dogsgotnonoz pills	11
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#9	Doublepunchplanter	11
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#18	Drac & Tan	11
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#268	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#31	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#15	Drunken Astrophysicist	11
#11	Drunken Neurologist	11
#10	Drunken Philosopher	11
#21	Dump Truck	11
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#110	Duskwalker syringe	5
#123	Dust bunny	11
#39	Dweebisol™ inhaler	25
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#9	Earth and Firewater	11
#17	Earth, Wind and Firewater	11
🥈	Easter grasshopper	11
#49	Eau de Guaneau	11
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#164	Effermint™ tablets	11
#23	Egnaro berry	3
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#124	El Vibrato power sphere	11
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#51	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	8
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	10
#183	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	5
#80	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	11
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	9
#37	El Vibrato restraints	18
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#16	Electric Punch	2
#117	Elf Army machine parts	11
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#78	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#293	Elf Guard MPC	11
#51	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#27	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	11
#40	Elf Guard eyedrops	11
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#59	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#25	Elf Guard mouthknife	11
#29	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#53	Elf Guard payroll bag	11
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#84	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#83	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#84	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	11
#139	Elfin shortbread	8
#30	Elizabeth's paintbrush	11
#270	Elmley shades	3
#46	Elvish delight	11
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#25	Enchanted Flyswatter	33
#26	Enchanted Plunger	31
#18	Event Horizon	11
#65	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#14	Every Day is Like This Sundae	11
#12	Extra-slimy Slimosa	11
#12	Extrovermectin™	11
#36	Eye Agate	11
#459	FDKOL commendation	348
#390	FDKOL hotcakes	5
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#10	Fabiotion	11
#16	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	11
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#155	Fantasma en la Máquina	11
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#12	Fauna Libre	11
#8	Feliz Navidad	11
#484	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#83	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	11
#9	Fettris	11
#14	Finnish Fish	11
#10	Firewater	11
#44	Fitspiration™ poster	65
#5	Flag by the Foot™	11
#51	Flamin' Whatshisname	11
#20	Flaming Caipiranha	11
#14	Flaming Knob	11
#28	Flaming Mohobo	11
#13	Flaming Sazerorc	11
#12	Flan in the Moon	11
#8	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	11
#93	Flaskfull of Hollow	11
#8	Fleshazole™	11
#12	Flying Caipiranha	11
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#257	Frat Army FGF	11
#44	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	11
#22	French bronilla brogurt	4
#219	Friendliness Beverage	11
#40	Friendly Turkey	2
#40	Frigid Northern Beans	5
#214	Frogade	1
#21	Fromage Pinotage	11
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#5	Fu Manchu Wax	529
#65	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	6
#34	Fudgie Roll	11
#167	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#15	Fuzzy Tentacle	11
#255	Gaia beads	11
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#30	Gathered Meat-Clip	4,362
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#28	Gearhead Goo	42
#208	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#11	Gene Tonic: Beast	11
#14	Gene Tonic: Constellation	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Construct	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Demon	11
#14	Gene Tonic: Dude	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Elemental	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Elf	11
#13	Gene Tonic: Fish	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Goblin	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Hippy	11
🥉	Gene Tonic: Hobo	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Horror	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Insect	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Orc	11
#15	Gene Tonic: Penguin	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Pirate	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Plant	10
#6	Gene Tonic: Slime	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Undead	11
#11	Gene Tonic: Weird	11
#99	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	11
🥉	Ghiaccio Colada	11
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#15	Giant black monolith	11
#27	Gin Mint	11
#207	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#31	Glo-Pop	11
#32	Glum berry	2
#31	Gnollish Crossdress	29
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#16	Gnollish sangria	11
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#12	Gnomish sagngria	11
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#395	Go-Wassail	45
#44	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	11
#14	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#19	Golden Light	5
#12	Golden Mean	11
#26	Good 'n' Quiet	11
#33	Good 'n' Slimy	11
#944	Goodfella contract	2
#72	Gordon Bennett	11
#10	Grasshopper	11
#14	Great Older Fashioned	11
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#22	Greek fire	11
#14	Green Burlap	11
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#20	Green Giant	11
#96	Green Manalishi	11
#8	Green Muslin	11
#10	Green Velvet	11
#17	Grey Guanon	5
#106	Groll doll	2
#125	Gummi-DNA	11
#245	Gummi-Gnauga	11
#6	Gummi-Memory	1
#29	Guzzlr cocktail set	11
#4	Guzzlr tattoo kit	1
#24	Guzzlrbuck	11
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#39	Hairpiece On Fire	5
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#17	Handsome Devil	11
#168	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	11
#131	Hatorade	1
#201	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	23
#87	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	11
#12	Haymaker	11
#130	Heimandatz's heart	10
#4	Hell and How I Bent It	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#21	Hellfire Spicy Beans	11
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#49	unremarkable duffel bag	11
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#37	unsmoothed velvet	7
#2304	unstable DNA	1
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#1849	valuable trinket	9
#33	vampire chowder	71
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#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#48	vampire pearl	22
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#131	vampire pellet	1
#51	van key	11
#29	veiny spore pod	11
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#55	velcro ore	11
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#46	very fancy whiskey	4
#48	very hot lunch	11
#46	very small red dress	11
#16	vial of Gnomochloric acid	11
#70	vial of The Glistening	11
#27	vial of baconstone juice	11
#33	vial of blood simple syrup	11
#27	vial of hamethyst juice	11
#99	vial of holy water	11
#4	vial of humanoid growth hormone	3
#91	vial of patchouli oil	11
#25	vial of porquoise juice	11
#21	vial of swamp vapors	71
#29	vibrating mushroom	11
#10	vicious spiked collar	1
#695	viking helmet	6
#198	vinegar	179
#427	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	11
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#53	vinyl ore	11
#51	vinyl shield	1
#23	violent pastilles	11
#127	viral DNA	11
#19	viral video	11
#13	virgin jello shot	11
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#2625	vitachoconutriment capsule	2
#41	vitamin G pill	11
#203	vodka and cranberry	11
#54	vodka and tonic	11
#10	vodka barracuda	11
#24	vodka gibson	11
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#9	vodka stinger	11
#83	vodka stratocaster	11
#59	void burger	11
#57	void lager	11
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#141	volleyball	1
#66	voodoo glowskull	59
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#801	wad of dough	11
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#81	wand of pigification	11
#586	wang	1
#213	war tongs	11
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#264	warbear accoutrements chunk	11
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
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#170	warbear battery	17
#124	warbear bearserker mead	3
#194	warbear bearserker potion	4
#290	warbear beeping telegram	4
#117	warbear blizzard mead	4
#108	warbear breakfast machine assembler	6
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#179	warbear drone assembler	3
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#14	warbear exo-arm	11
#27	warbear feasting bread	25
#21	warbear feasting mead	24
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#53	warbear gyro	9
#166	warbear gyrocopter	6
#252	warbear helm fragment	11
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#140	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	9
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#9	warbear liquid lasers	44
#190	warbear liquid overcoat	6
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#10	warbear rejuvenation potion	38
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#51	warbear robo-camouflage unit	20
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#14	warbear superpotion	38
#89	warbear thermoregulator bread	5
#247	warbear trouser fragment	11
#108	warbear wardance potion	18
#53	warbear warrior bread	9
#568	warbear whosit	11
#22	warehouse clerk's glasses	47
#79	warehouse key	11
#33	warehouse walkie-talkie	23
#6	warm gravy	11
#166	warm mushroom	11
#66	wasabi marble soda	4
#30	wasabi pocky	11
#33	wasabi-infused sake	11
#10	water balloon	11
#9	water log	11
#724	water pipe bomb	11
#161	water purification pills	11
#474	water wings	1
#56	water wings for babies	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#169	watered-down Red Minotaur	2
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#178	waterlogged leather	1
#174	waterlogged metal	1
#111	waterlogged stuffing	9
#137	waterlogged wood	1
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#12	wax pancake	11
#59	weathered barrel	11
#17	weighted paperclip chain	11
#19	weird gazelle steak	11
#72	weremoose spit	11
#45	wet stew	11
#7	wet tack	11
#55	whale cerebrospinal fluid	11
#262	whalebone corset	1
#8	whalecake	11
#40	whalegun	1
#58	whalesteak	11
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#6	wheel of camembert	11
#17	whet stone	11
#51	whimpering willow bark	11
#220	whip kit	1
#7	whirled peas	11
#380	whisker pencil	11
#198	whiskey and cola	11
#109	whiskey and soda	11
#28	whiskey bittersweet	11
#147	whiskey in a broken glass	11
#214	whiskey sour	11
#10	whiskey squeeze	11
#262	white Canadian	11
#140	white Crimbo ball	10
#52	white Xanadian	11
#28	white arm towel	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#28	white blood cells	11
#669	white candy heart	11
#218	white chocolate and tomato pizza	11
#28	white chocolate chip brownies	11
#296	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#517	white chocolate chips	11
#508	white class ring	11
#19	white elephant gift	6
#554	white lightning	11
#41	white mana	11
#44	white page	11
#728	white pixel	11
#310	white rice	3
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#122	white snakeskin duster	1
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#48	white tulip	11
#88	white whip	1
#24	white wine	11
#22	whole roasted chicken	11
#65	whole turkey leg	11
#118	wholeberd	1
#1748	whoopie cushion	2
#249	wicker shield	11
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#6	wild honey pie	11
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#118	willyweed	11
#45	wind-up Whatsian robot	11
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#35	wind-up ensign	11
#668	wind-up meatcar	6
#32	wind-up navigation droid	11
#44	wind-up owl	11
#60	wind-up spider	2
#37	wind-up vampire teeth	11
#426	windchimes	11
#6	windicle	11
#107	wine spritzer	11
#41	wings of fire	3
#58	witch hat	11
#26	witch wart	10
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#1079	wolf mask	2
#531	wolfman mask	11
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#142	wooden axe	6
#265	wooden block	11
#68	wooden figurine	11
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#9	wooden spoon	11
#473	wooden stakes	4
#461	wool hat	2
#46	wool sock	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#312	worn tophat	4
#33	worst candy	11
#389	worthless gewgaw	11
#438	worthless knick-knack	12
#324	worthless trinket	11
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#42	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#24	wrestling mask	32
#98	wriggling worm	11
#462	wumpus hair	1
#599	wussiness potion	11
#20	x-ray mirror	34
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#176	yak anorak	1
#243	yak skin	3
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#10	yam	11
#5	yam and swiss	11
#9	yam battery	11
🥉	yam burrito	11
#17	yam candy	11
🥉	yam martini	11
🥉	yam mayo	11
#4	yam slider	11
#112	yellow brick road	11
#786	yellow candy heart	11
#27	yellow drunki-bear	66
#174	yellow gummi ingot	191
#11	yellow matter custard	11
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#69	yellow pixel	11
#11	yellow pixel potion	11
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#367	yellow plastic oyster egg	16
#281	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	8
#20	yellow rocket	11
#48	yellow seashell	11
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#1228	yeti fur	11
#1655	yo-yo	5
#4	yule grog	11
#81	yule gruel	20
#149	yule hatchet	1
#102	yule pup	1
#89	yummy death watch beetle	11
#69	zmobie	11
#34	zombie	11
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#32	zombie hollandaise	91
#476	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 86,912 items total!

what items are this player missing?