Museum :: OldBobLeashed

OldBobLeashed

Rank	Item	Quantity
#27	Überraschthexengebräu	36
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#439	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#7	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	11
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#56	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	11
#176	"caramel" orange	6
#59	"meat" stick	11
#98	1,970 carat gold	5
#416	1-ball	11
#14	1/6th Pound Cake	11
#57	11-leaf clover	11
#492	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#90	1952 Mickey Mantle card	53
#383	2-ball	11
#21	20-lb can of rice and beans	11
#123	25-meat staff	1
#405	3-ball	11
#511	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#418	334 scroll	11
#222	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#400	4-ball	11
#59	4-d camera	6
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#173	4-dimensional guitar	11
#32	4:20 bomb	11
#395	5-ball	11
#67	5-hour acrimony	11
#393	6-ball	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#118	668 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#409	7-ball	11
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1046	8-ball	11
#32	8-bit banana	11
#619	9-ball	1
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#53	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	4
#30	A Light that Never Goes Out	6
#21	A muse-bouche	63
#859	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#35	ASCII fu manchu	26
#784	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#23	Accordion of Jordion	11
#37	Affirmation Cookie	11
#41	Afternoon Delight	11
#23	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	37
#56	Aggressive Carrot	11
#138	Alewife™ Ale	11
#20	Alexy sauce	1
#212	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#168	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#200	Alice's Army Guard	2
#200	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#160	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#220	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#183	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#200	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#202	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#200	Alice's Army Page	2
#212	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#202	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#200	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#204	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#409	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#60	Ambitious Turkey	11
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#6	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	11
#57	Ancient Protector Soda	11
#144	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1437	Angry Farmer candy	11
#117	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#785	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#10	Arr, M80	22
#28	Arrow (+1)	11
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#38	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	6
#58	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#95	Atomic Pop	10
#67	Aura Libre	1
#29	AutumnFest ale	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#6	Aye Aye	15
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#49	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#35	Azurite	11
#136	BACON	11
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#453	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#17	BOOterfinger	24
#392	BRICKO brick	11
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#396	BRICKO eye brick	3
#37	BRICKO stud	29
#25	BUBBLE GUM	31
#218	Baja sopapilla	4
#5	Bal-musette accordion	11
#179	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#34	Bangyomaman battle juice	28
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#906	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#431	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#69	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#30	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	1
#17	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	46
#11	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	56
#14	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	16
#84	Battlie Light Saver	11
#12	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#30	Beignet Milgranet	11
#205	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#186	Better Than Cuddling Cake	11
#17	Bettie page	11
#24	Big Punk	19
#209	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#22	Bit O' Quail Spleen	11
#128	BitterSweetTarts	11
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#52	Black Body™ spray	11
#375	Black No. 2	11
#11	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	11
#299	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#242	Blatantly Canadian	11
#906	Bling of the New Wave	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#14	Bloody Nora	11
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#69	Bohemian rhapsody	11
#37	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#1919	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#7	Boris's beer	11
#7	Boris's bread	11
#142	Boris's key lime	3
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#926	Boris's ring	1
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#1105	Boss Bat britches	11
#61	Boss Drops	11
#57	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#30	Boxing Day Pass	11
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#93	Bram's choker	1
#23	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	11
#1734	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#7	Breathitin™	11
#21	Bright Water	11
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#39	Bruno's blessing of Mars	11
#29	Bugbearclaw Donut	11
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#40	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	11
#19	Bustle Hustler	11
#4	Buttery Boy	11
#19	Buttery Knob	7
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1394	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1267	CRIMBCO wine	4
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#534	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#149	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#325	CSA fire-starting kit	11
#141	CSA obedience grenade	11
#155	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#27	Caipiranha	5
#5	Cajun accordion	11
#19	Calzone of Legend	1
#134	Camp Scout pup tent	11
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#53	Candicaine	3
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#28	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#54	Celsius 233	1
#11	Cement Mixer	11
#36	Centauri fish wine	2
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#4	Champagne Shimmy	11
#26	Charity's choker	30
#15	Charleston Choo-Choo	11
#6	Charter: Nellyville	14
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#151	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#18	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	11
#62	Choco-Mint patty	5
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#467	Chroner	11
#22	Chubby and Plump bar	11
#8	Churchill	11
#27	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#100	Clara's bell	2
#736	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#62	Claybender glasses	11
#10	Climate Colada	11
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#888	Cloaca grenade	11
#1181	Cloaca-Cola	7
#554	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#210	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#93	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	11
#18	Cobra Bowl	1
#67	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1212	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#252	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#433	Cold Hots candy	11
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#19	Comet Drop	11
#40	Comet Pop	11
#91	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	11
#200	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#80	Cornbeefadon	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#465	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#34	Cracklin' Oat Bran	28
#25	Crazymaker	11
#11	Crepes a la Lune	11
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#459	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#439	Crimbo Credit	4
#271	Crimbo Factory surprise box	7
#756	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#16	Crimbo cookie sheet	11
#63	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#60	Crimbo dinner	11
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#150	Crimbo food scraps	11
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#45	Crimbo paste	5
#731	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#229	Crimbo pie	11
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#155	Crimbo train emergency brake	11
#40	Crimbojito	11
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#61	Crimbonium fuel rod	48
#70	Crimbosmopolitan	11
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#109	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#65	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	85
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#64	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	86
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#55	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	96
#60	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	30
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#62	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	87
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#76	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	24
#57	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	91
#60	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	28
#59	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	83
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#9	Crimbow Rainbo	11
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#125	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#42	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#102	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#140	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#72	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#69	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#42	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#1104	Crimbuck	504
#3593	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#92	Cursed Punch	1
#271	D roll	11
#40	DUFRESNE Suds	203
#24	Dad's brandy	11
#1362	Daffy Taffy	11
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#13	Dark & Starry	12
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#17	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#47	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	11
#40	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	11
#12	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	11
#1295	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#6	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	2
#9	Dinsey Whinskey	11
#4	Dinsey face paint	11
#6	Dinsey food-cone	11
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#14	Dinsey's oculus	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#519	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#127	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
#79	Disgeist	1
#24	Dish of Clarified Butter	11
#95	Divine	11
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#429	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#21	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	11
#15	Doc's Fortifying Wine	11
#15	Doc's Limbering Wine	11
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#12	Doc's Smartifying Wine	11
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#36	Dogsgotnonoz pills	11
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#9	Doublepunchplanter	11
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#39	Drac & Tan	5
#397	Dramatic™ range	2
#264	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#10	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#30	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#2264	Drowsy Sword	2
#15	Drunken Astrophysicist	11
#10	Drunken Neurologist	12
#37	Drunken Philosopher	2
#21	Dump Truck	12
#124	Duskwalker fangs	2
#107	Duskwalker syringe	5
#123	Dust bunny	11
#38	Dweebisol™ inhaler	25
#813	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1466	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#17	Earth, Wind and Firewater	11
#49	Eau de Guaneau	11
#174	Effermint™ tablets	10
#1101	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#218	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#200	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#95	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#142	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	6
#264	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#100	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	7
#87	El Vibrato restraints	1
#698	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#99	Elf Army machine parts	11
#385	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#83	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#91	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#73	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#244	Elf Guard MPC	11
#46	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#40	Elf Guard broom	1
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#25	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	11
#36	Elf Guard eyedrops	11
#62	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#59	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#103	Elf Guard honor present	1
#53	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#81	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#23	Elf Guard mouthknife	11
#23	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
#80	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#44	Elf Guard payroll bag	11
#53	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#82	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#45	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#79	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#79	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#71	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	11
#138	Elfin shortbread	8
#28	Elizabeth's paintbrush	11
#269	Elmley shades	3
#45	Elvish delight	11
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#24	Enchanted Flyswatter	32
#24	Enchanted Plunger	28
#48	Event Horizon	2
#63	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#12	Every Day is Like This Sundae	11
#9	Extrovermectin™	11
#34	Eye Agate	11
#461	FDKOL commendation	348
#389	FDKOL hotcakes	5
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#10	Fabiotion	11
#15	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	11
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#156	Fantasma en la Máquina	11
#12	Fauna Libre	12
#9	Feliz Navidad	11
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#83	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	11
#8	Fettris	11
#13	Finnish Fish	11
#40	Firewater	2
#54	Fitspiration™ poster	45
#8	Flag by the Foot™	5
#50	Flamin' Whatshisname	11
#31	Flaming Caipiranha	5
#14	Flaming Knob	11
#27	Flaming Mohobo	11
#36	Flaming Sazerorc	4
#30	Flan in the Moon	1
#8	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	11
#93	Flaskfull of Hollow	11
#7	Fleshazole™	11
#50	Flying Caipiranha	1
#81	Fog Murderer	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#256	Frat Army FGF	11
#42	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	11
#20	French bronilla brogurt	4
#218	Friendliness Beverage	11
#39	Friendly Turkey	2
#214	Frogade	1
#20	Fromage Pinotage	11
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#5	Fu Manchu Wax	482
#65	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	6
#40	Fudgie Roll	10
#167	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#32	Fuzzy Tentacle	3
#254	Gaia beads	11
#281	Game Grid ticket	1
#179	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#517	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#39	Gathered Meat-Clip	1,662
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#30	Gearhead Goo	39
#207	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#11	Gene Tonic: Beast	11
#14	Gene Tonic: Constellation	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Construct	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Demon	11
#14	Gene Tonic: Dude	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Elemental	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Elf	11
#13	Gene Tonic: Fish	11
#5	Gene Tonic: Goblin	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Hippy	11
🥉	Gene Tonic: Hobo	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Horror	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Insect	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Orc	11
#15	Gene Tonic: Penguin	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Pirate	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Plant	10
#6	Gene Tonic: Slime	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Undead	11
#11	Gene Tonic: Weird	11
#98	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	11
🥈	Ghiaccio Colada	11
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#15	Giant black monolith	9
#27	Gin Mint	11
#205	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#29	Glo-Pop	11
#30	Gnollish Crossdress	27
#184	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#266	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#248	Gnollish plunger	11
#15	Gnollish sangria	11
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#12	Gnomish sagngria	11
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#392	Go-Wassail	45
#40	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	11
#13	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#51	Golden Light	1
#12	Golden Mean	11
#24	Good 'n' Quiet	11
#32	Good 'n' Slimy	11
#943	Goodfella contract	2
#71	Gordon Bennett	11
#9	Grasshopper	12
#11	Great Older Fashioned	11
#206	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#21	Greek fire	11
#62	Green Burlap	1
#887	Green Clover of Justice	2
#16	Green Giant	12
#94	Green Manalishi	11
#17	Green Muslin	6
#10	Green Velvet	11
#17	Grey Guanon	5
#104	Groll doll	2
#134	Gummi-DNA	10
#224	Gummi-Gnauga	12
#5	Gummi-Memory	1
#29	Guzzlr cocktail set	11
#26	Guzzlrbuck	11
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#39	Hairpiece On Fire	5
#40	Half a Purse	1
#51	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#17	Handsome Devil	11
#168	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	11
#131	Hatorade	1
#340	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	9
#86	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	11
#48	Haymaker	1
#129	Heimandatz's heart	10
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#48	Hellfire Spicy Beans	3
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#9	Herring Daiquiri	11
#26	Herring Wallbanger	3
#23	Hersey™ SMOOCH	11
#12	Hide-rox™ cookie	11
#37	Highest Bitter	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#487	Hodgman's blanket	2
#70	Holiday Fun!	11
#382	Hollandaise helmet	3
#9	Homebodyl™	11
#32	Hot 'n' Scarys	11
#26	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	1
#82	How to Avoid Scams	11
#70	How to Play Othello	8
#17	Humanitini	11
#21	Humpty Dumplings	2
#26	Ice Island Long Tea	11
#33	Iceberglar scarf	32
#80	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	66
#551	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#36	Illuminati earpiece	25
#1518	Imp Ale	11
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#302	Inner Strength	1
#83	Inner Truth	4
#49	Inner Wisdom	5
#18	Irish Coffee, English Heart	11
#625	Iron Beta of Industry	10
#11	Island Hurricane	2
#22	Island Landslide	1
#17	Island Thunderstorm	1
#47	Jack-O-Lantern beer	11
#507	Jack-in-the-box	11
#60	Jackhammer	1
#97	Jacob's rung	1
#35	Jamaican coffee	11
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#26	witch wart	10
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#1081	wolf mask	2
#532	wolfman mask	11
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#142	wooden axe	6
#265	wooden block	11
#66	wooden figurine	11
#101	wooden salad bowl	1
#9	wooden spoon	11
#475	wooden stakes	4
#459	wool hat	2
#46	wool sock	1
#53	worksite credentials	1
#309	worn tophat	4
#32	worst candy	11
#381	worthless gewgaw	11
#432	worthless knick-knack	12
#316	worthless trinket	11
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#42	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#26	wrestling mask	31
#97	wriggling worm	11
#462	wumpus hair	1
#599	wussiness potion	11
#22	x-ray mirror	32
#1332	x-ray specs	2
#177	yak anorak	1
#242	yak skin	3
#81	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#110	yakskin buckler	1
#81	yakskin kilt	1
#108	yakskin pants	1
#111	yellow brick road	11
#789	yellow candy heart	11
#26	yellow drunki-bear	66
#181	yellow gummi ingot	180
#46	yellow matter custard	3
#542	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#70	yellow pixel	11
#10	yellow pixel potion	11
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#367	yellow plastic oyster egg	16
#280	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	8
#20	yellow rocket	11
#46	yellow seashell	11
#1949	yellow snowcone	2
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#1228	yeti fur	11
#1656	yo-yo	5
#4	yule grog	11
#80	yule gruel	20
#148	yule hatchet	1
#102	yule pup	1
#90	yummy death watch beetle	11
#68	zmobie	11
#34	zombie	11
#74	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#29	zombie hollandaise	85
#472	zombie pineal gland	10

what items are this player missing?