In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 3,803 short.

• Franken Stein
• "Humorous" T-shirt
• "honey" dipper
• 'Villa' document
• 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign
• 1 Meat
• 1.21 jigawatts
• 100-Watt bulb
• 17-ball
• 18-picohertz resonator crystal
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• 5-Alarm Saucepan
• 8-billed baseball cap
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
• A Guide to Burning Leaves
• A Guide to Safari
• Abyssal ember
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer bobblehead
• Adventurer's Kit
• Aerheads
• Agent Mauve
• Aiolion
• Alice's Army Cleric
• Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
• Alice's Army Foil Bowman
• Alice's Army Foil Cleric
• Alice's Army Foil Coward
• Alice's Army Foil Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Guard
• Alice's Army Foil Halberder
• Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
• Alice's Army Foil Horseman
• Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
• Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
• Alice's Army Foil Martyr
• Alice's Army Foil Ninja
• Alice's Army Foil Nurse
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
• Alice's Army Foil Sniper
• Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
• Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
• Alice's Army Foil Wallman
• Alice's Army Foil tattoo
• Alice's Army Sniper
• Alice's Army booster box
• All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
• Amanitee
• Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
• Amulet of Yendor
• Annual Ascot
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• Apathargic Bandersnatch
• Apriling band helmet
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• Asleep in the Cemetery
• Ass-Stompers of Violence
• Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
• BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt
• BGE shotglass
• BOOtonniere
• BRAINS shorts
• BRICKO airship
• BRICKO bat
• BRICKO cathedral
• BRICKO egg
• BRICKO elephant
• BRICKO gargantuchicken
• BRICKO hat
• BRICKO octopus
• BRICKO ooze
• BRICKO oyster
• BRICKO pants
• BRICKO pearl
• BRICKO pyramid
• BRICKO python
• BRICKO reactor
• BRICKO sword
• BRICKO trunk
• BRICKO turtle
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• BROS Energy Drink
• BURT
• Bag o' Tricks
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Barney's rake
• Bastille Battalion control rig
• Bastille Battalion control rig crate
• Batfellow comic
• Beach Comb
• Beach Comb Box
• Bee's Knees
• Belt of Loathing
• Benetton's Medley of Diversity
• Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
• Bicycle
• Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook
• Big Candy's tophat
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bird-a-Day calendar
• BittyCar MeatCar
• Black Bart's Booty
• Black Hole
• Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
• Blizzards I Have Died In
• Blood 'n' Plenty
• Bloodbath
• Blue Diamond of Honesty
• Bluzzard
• Bonestabber
• Book of Old-Timey Carols
• Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
• Boris's Helm
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• Bowl of Infinite Jelly
• Bowlet
• Boxing Day care package
• Brand of Violence
• Brimstone Beret
• Brimstone Bludgeon
• Brimstone Boxers
• Brimstone Bracelet
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Brogre brolo shirt
• Brogre brorts
• Brogre bucket hat
• Buddy Bjorn
• Bugfinder Blade
• Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
• Byte
• C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button
• C.B.F.G.
• C.H.U.M. knife
• C.H.U.M. lantern
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
• Camp Scout backpack
• Can of Spaghetto
• Cantelope
• Caramel
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Carpathian longsword
• Carpricorn
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Celsius 233 (singed)
• Cerebral Cloche
• Cerebral Crossbow
• Cerebral Culottes
• Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
• Charleston shoes
• Chateau Mantegna room key
• Ched
• Cheshire Bitten
• Chester's Aquarius medallion
• Chester's bag of candy
• Chester's cutoffs
• Chester's moustache
• Chester's muscle shirt
• Chester's sunglasses
• ChibiBuddy™ (off)
• ChibiBuddy™ (on)
• Children's Meal of the Damned
• Choker of the Ultragoth
• Chorale of Companionship
• Christmas ham
• Chroner cross
• Chroner trigger
• Cincho de Mayo
• Cinco Mayo Lager
• Clan Carnival Game
• Clan Floundry
• Clan VIP Lounge invitation
• Clan VIP Lounge key
• Clan hot dog stand
• Clan looking glass
• Clan pool table
• Clan shower
• Clan speakeasy
• Cloaca-Cola helmet
• Cloaca-Cola knapsack
• Cloaca-Cola shield
• Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
• Coily™
• Cold Fang
• Cold One
• Cold Stone of Hatred
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Comma Chameleon egg
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
• Congressional Medal of Insanity
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• Convincing People You Can See The Future
• Cookbook of the Damned
• Cool Brunch Pastaco
• Cosmic Calorie
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covers-Your-Head
• Covert Ops for Kids (used)
• Crimbo Carol tattoo kit
• Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit
• Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit
• Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
• Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
• Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
• Crimbo hat
• Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
• Crimbo pants
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo sapling
• Crimbo smile
• Crimbo stocking
• Crimbo stockings
• Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
• Crimbo sword
• Crimbo training manual
• Crimbo tree flocker
• Crimbo ukulele
• Crimbo wreath
• Crimbolex watch
• Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
• Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
• Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
• Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
• Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
• Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
• Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs
• Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
• Crimbough
• Crimbuccaneer breeches
• Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
• Crimbuccaneer tricorn
• Crimbuccaneer war standard
• Crimbylow-rise jeans
• Crown of Thrones
• Cycloney
• DIY protonic accelerator kit
• DNOTC Box
• Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually
• Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting
• Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
• Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master
• Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose
• Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week
• Daisy's unclean bloomers
• Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Deactivated O. A. F.
• Dear Past Self Package
• Deck of Every Card
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Dinsey's pants
• Disco Banjo
• Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
• Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
• Doc's Miracle Cure
• Doll Moll violin case
• Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat
• Dragonscale breastplate
• Drapes-You-Regally
• Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
• Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
• Dreadsylvanian grimlet
• Dreadsylvanian hemlock
• Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian seed pod
• Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
• Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• Dressage
• Drip Institute petri dish
• Drip harness
• Driplet
• Dripwood slab
• Drunk Uncles holo-record
• Drunkula's bell
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• Drunkula's wineglass
• Duke Vampire's regal cloak
• Dungeon Fist gauntlet
• Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations
• Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
• Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
• Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
• Dyspepsi-Cola shield
• Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
• EMD holo-record
• Earring of Fire
• Easter eggnog
• Ed the Undying exhibit crate
• Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato energy spear
• El Vibrato helmet
• El Vibrato leg guards
• El Vibrato translator
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
• Elf Guard war standard
• Elizabeth's Dollie
• Ellsbury's journal
• Ellsbury's journal (used)
• Ellsbury's skull
• Elron's Explosive Etude
• Elvish sunglasses
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• Energy Buzz Pastaco
• Engorged Sausages and You
• Ent cider
• Essence of Annoyance
• Essence of Bear
• Everfull Dart Holster
• Eye and a Twist
• FDKOL fire hose
• Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
• FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
• FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
• FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm
• FantasyRealm key
• FantasyRealm mead
• FantasyRealm membership packet
• FantasyRealm tattoo kit
• FantasyRealm turkey leg
• Faux
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Feynman gate
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
• First Post shirt - Cir Senam
• First Post shirt package
• Five Second Energy™
• Flan
• Flivver
• Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
• Folder Holder
• Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• Freddy Kruegerand
• French slippers
• French-Transylvanian Dictionary
• Frosty's arm
• Frosty's carrot
• Frosty's frosty mug
• Frosty's iceball
• Frosty's nailbat
• Frosty's old silk hat
• Frosty's snowball sack
• Frown Exerciser
• Fun-Guy spore
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• GOTO
• Gabarbar
• Galapagosian Cuisses
• Game Grid token
• Game Grid valued membership card
• GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
• Garland of Greatness
• Gazelleton
• General Assembly Module
• Gets-You-Drunk
• Ghosprey
• Ghost Dog Chow
• Ginsu™
• Girdle of Hatred
• Glamare
• Globmule
• Gnomish toolbox
• God Lobster Egg
• Goggles of Loathing
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Mr. Accessory
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
• Gorillape
• Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
• Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
• Grateful Undead T-shirt
• Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
• Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
• Great Ball of Frozen Fire
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's headband
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's lice
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Greatest American Pants
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grim Brothers' story book
• Grimacite Bock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
• Gummy Brains
• Guzzlr application
• Guzzlr hat
• Guzzlr pants
• Guzzlr shoes
• Guzzlr souvenir stein
• Guzzlr tablet
• Gygaxian Libram
• Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
• HOA citation pad
• HOA regulation book
• HOA zombie eyes
• Hanukkimbo dreidl
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
• Helps-You-Sleep
• Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
• History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
• Hodgman's almanac
• Hodgman's bow tie
• Hodgman's cane
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's garbage sticker
• Hodgman's harmonica
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
• Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
• Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
• Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
• Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
• Hodgman's lucky sock
• Hodgman's metal detector
• Hodgman's porkpie hat
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
• Holiday Multitasking
• Holiday Multitasking (used)
• Horsery contract
• Hot Socks
• Hotwire™ brand candy rope
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
• Huggler Radio
• Hundred Headed IPA
• Hunger™ Sauce
• Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
• Ice-Cold Beer Ring
• Ice-Cold Beerring
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
• Instant Karma
• Interview With You (a Vampire)
• Ish Kabibble
• Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
• Item #13
• Iunion Crown
• Jackass Plumber home game
• January's Garbage Tote
• January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
• Jarlsberg's pan
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jawmaster 2000™
• Jeans of Loathing
• Jekyllin hide belt
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jerks' Health™ Magazine
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• Juju Mojo Mask
• June cleaver
• Junior Adventurer's kit
• Junior Adventurer's merit badge
• Junior LAAAAME merit badge
• Jurassic Parka
• Kevlar balloon
• Kiss the Knob apron
• Kissin' Cousins
• Knob Göblin lòve potion
• Knob Goblin Uberpants
• Knob Goblin sharpening spray
• Knob Goblin stink bomb
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• KoLHS Pep Squad Box
• Krakrox's Loincloth
• Kramco Industries packing carton
• Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
• Krampus Horn
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• Kudzu salad
• LARP carp
• LARP membership card
• LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
• LIDAR candle
• LOLmec statuette
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• LOV Elephant
• LOV Elixir #3
• LOV Elixir #6
• LOV Elixir #9
• LOV Emotionizer
• LOV Enamorang
• LOV Entrance Pass
• LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
• LT&T tattoo kit
• LT&T telegraph office deed
• LWA ring
• Law of Averages
• Lazybones™ recliner
• Lead Zeta of Chastity
• Leapin' Trousers
• Left-Hand Man action figure
• Lens of Hatred
• Lens of Violence
• Lepardner
• Let Me Be!
• Li'l Businessman Kit
• Liam's mail
• Libram of BRICKOs
• Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
• Libram of Divine Favors
• Libram of Love Songs
• Libram of Pulled Taffy
• Libram of Resolutions
• License to Chill
• Lil' Doctor™ bag
• Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
• Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion can opener
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion knife
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lord Flameface's cloak
• Lord Soggyraven's Slippers
• Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
• Lucky Lindy
• Lucky Strikes holo-record
• Ludovico Pastaco
• LyleCo Contractor's Manual
• LyleCo premium magnifying glass
• LyleCo premium monocle
• LyleCo premium pickaxe
• LyleCo premium rope
• MAHI fez
• Mace of the Tortoise
• Mae West with a fly in it
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
• Mansquito Serum
• Manual of Lock Picking
• Manual of Numberology
• Map to Kokomo
• March hat
• Mark V Steam-Hat
• Mark of the Ghost
• Mark of the Skeleton
• Mark of the Vampire
• Mark of the Werewolf
• Martialest Arts trophy
• Marvelous Unitard
• Master Thief's utility belt
• Maxing, Relaxing
• MayDay™ contract
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayflower bouquet
• Mayo de Mayo™ mayo
• Mayodiol
• Mayoflex
• Mayonex
• Mayor Ghost's cloak
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayor Ghost's scissors
• Mayor Ghost's toupee
• Mayostat
• Mayozapine
• McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
• Meat maid
• Meat maid body
• Meatcleaver
• Mechamelion
• Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
• Memories of Beanslinging
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• Mer-kin darkbook
• Mer-kin gladiator mask
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin rollpin
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
• Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
• Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Merc Core deployment orders
• Mesmereyes™ contact lenses
• Meteoid ice beam
• Microplushie: Bropane
• Microplushie: Dorkonide
• Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid
• Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
• Microplushie: Gothochondria
• Microplushie: Hippylase
• Microplushie: Hipsterine
• Microplushie: Hobomosome
• Microplushie: Otakulone
• Microplushie: Raverdrine
• Microplushie: Sororitrate
• MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
• Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
• Miniborg beeper
• Miniborg hiveminder
• Miniborg laser
• Miniborg stomper
• Miniborg strangler
• Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
• Miss Graves' vermouth
• Misty Robe
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Monster Manuel
• Moping Artistic Goth Kid
• Morphan
• Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
• Mr. Accessory
• Mr. Accessory Jr.
• Mr. Balloon
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Eh?
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Joe's bangles
• Mr. Screege's spectacles
• Mr. Shirt
• Ms. Accessory
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Mudflap-Girl Necklace
• Mudflap-Girl Ring
• Murgatroyd diode
• Mustardigrade
• My Life of Crime, a Memoir
• My Own Pen Pal kit
• Mylar balloon
• N. O. Beer
• Necrotelicomnicon
• Neverending Party invitation envelope
• New-You Club Membership Form
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• Newman's Own Trousers
• No Hats as Art
• Non-Euclidean Finance
• Nose Ring of Putrescence
• Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
• Now You're Cooking With Grease
• Nursine
• Official Council Aide Pin
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Ogres and Oubliettes™ module
• Okee-Dokee soda
• Ol' Scratch's ash can
• Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
• Ol' Scratch's manacles
• Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
• Ol' Scratch's stove door
• Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
• Olympic-sized Clan crate
• Oopsie IPA
• Operation Patriot Shield
• Oppossum
• Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
• Order of the Silver Wossname
• Oscus's dumpster waders
• Oscus's flypaper pants
• Oscus's garbage can lid
• Oscus's neverending soda
• Oscus's pelt
• Otorian Battle Scar
• Our Daily Candles™ order form
• Outer Wolf™ cologne
• PARTY HARD T-shirt
• PB&BP
• Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
• Pack of Every Card
• Panda outfit
• Pantaloons of Hatred
• Pantsgiving
• Party Planning on a Budget
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• Party-in-a-Can™
• Pasta Spoon of Peril
• Pastaco shell
• Peaclock
• Pecos Dave's sixgun
• Peek-a-Boo!
• Pendant of Fire
• Pendant of Gargalesis
• Peppermint Pip Packet
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phonus Balonus
• Pigsticker of Violence
• Pillowbug
• Pimpsqueak
• PirateRealm membership packet
• PirateRealm party hat
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
• Pocket Meteor Guide
• Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
• Pocket Professor memory chip
• Pocket Square of Loathing
• Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
• Pokëmann figurine: Duck
• Pokëmann figurine: Frank
• Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump
• Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking
• Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan
• Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap
• Pokëmann figurine: Moog
• Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu
• Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth
• Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf
• Pokëmann figurine: Twitter
• Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite
• Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth
• Pop Art: a Guide
• Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
• Powerful Glove
• Prelude of Precision
• Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit
• Professor of Spelunkology
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Puffstone cigar
• Punching Potion
• Purple Horseshoe of Honor
• Putrid Pendant
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• Rümpelstiltz
• ROM of Optimality
• Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
• Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Raggedy Hippy doll
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Rainbow's Gravity
• Rattlin' Chains
• Really Expensive Jewelry and You
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
• Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
• Red Balloon of Valor
• Red Roger tattoo kit
• Red Roger's red left foot
• Red Roger's red left hand
• Red Roger's red right foot
• Red Russian
• Retenez L'Herbe Paté
• Retrospecs
• Retrospecs try-at-home kit
• Riker's Search History
• Ring of Fire
• Ring of the Sewer Snake
• Rock Garden Guide
• Roman Candelabra
• Royal scepter
• Rubee™
• Ruffalo
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.I.T. Course Voucher
• S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
• S.S. Ticket
• STYX deodorant body spray
• SalesCo sample kit
• Sasq™ watch
• Satan hat
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Scepter of Loathing
• Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
• Schmalz's First Prize Beer
• School of Hard Knocks Diploma
• Science Notebook
• Scorpion Bowl
• Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
• Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
• Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Seasonal Beret
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Sensual Massage for Creeps
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Sequestrian
• Seven Loco
• Sheila Take a Crossbow
• Shrieking Weasel holo-record
• Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• Shudder
• Silver HP-35 Calculator
• Sinful Desires
• Single Alice's Army Foil
• Sister Accessory
• Site Alpha ID badge
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Sketcherz™
• Skipper's accordion
• Skullhead's Screw
• Sledgehamster
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
• Slotter
• Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags
• Small Medium
• Smashmoth
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Snoutlet
• Snow Suit
• Sockdollager
• Sogg-Os
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox
• SongBoom™ BoomBox Box
• Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
• Source shades
• Source terminal
• Source terminal TRAM chip
• Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
• Space Baby bawbaw
• Space Baby children's book
• Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
• Space Trip safety headphones
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• Spacegate Research
• Spacegate access badge
• Spacegate diplomat's insignia
• Spacegate emergency disintegrator
• Spacegate military insignia
• Spacegate scientist's insignia
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Spelunker of Fortune
• Spelunker of Fortune (used)
• Spelunker's Guild prize sack
• Spelunker's fedora
• Spelunker's khakis
• Spelunker's whip
• SpinMaster™ lathe
• Spirit of Christmas
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty sheet
• Spooky Putty snake
• Spookyraven signet
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• Squib
• St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
• Stabonic scroll
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• Staff of Frozen Lard
• Staff of Holiday Sensations
• Staff of Kitchen Royalty
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Black Kettle
• Staff of the Deepest Freeze
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Grand Flambé
• Staff of the Grease Trap
• Staff of the Greasefire
• Staff of the Kitchen Floor
• Staff of the Midnight Snack
• Staff of the Peppermint Twist
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Staff of the Short Order Cook
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
• Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
• Staff of the Woodfire
• Star Spawn
• Star of Bravery
• Stembridge sidearm
• Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• Straypler
• Stupid University Diploma
• Summer Nights
• Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword
• Superdrifter holo-record
• Superhero Reboots
• Swabbie™ swab
• Sweet Sword
• Sword of Procedural Generation
• Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
• TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡
• TRIO cup of beer
• Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
• Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
• Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
• Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
• TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Tales from the Fireside
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of Spelunking
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
• Tales of the Word Realms
• Talisman of Baio
• Talisman of Bakula
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• Thanksgiving ration
• That 70s Cologne
• The Art of Slapfighting
• The Art of Slapfighting (used)
• The Author's ink
• The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones
• The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
• The Big Book of Communism (used)
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Chill of the Wild
• The Cocktail Shaker
• The Confiscator's Grimoire
• The Cooler Out of Space
• The Crown of Ed the Undying
• The Emperor's new hat
• The Emperor's new pants
• The Emperor's new shirt
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
• The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
• The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
• The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Imploded World
• The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
• The Jokester's gun
• The Jokester's pants
• The Jokester's wig
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
• The Joy of Wassailing (used)
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Landscaper's leafblower
• The Legendary Beat
• The Necbromancer's Hat
• The Necbromancer's Shorts
• The Necbromancer's Stein
• The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
• The Necbronomicon
• The Necbronomicon (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
• The Nuge's favorite crossbow
• The Pigs holo-record
• The Plumber's mushroom stew
• The Ring
• The Sagittarian's leisure pants
• The Six-Pack of Pain
• The Smith's Tome
• The Spirit of Crimbo
• The Spirit of Giving
• The Spirit of Giving (used)
• The Superconductor's CPU
• The Sword in the Steak
• Thinknerd T-Shirt
• Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
• Third Eye
• Thor's Pliers
• Three Mile Island shorts
• Thriller Ice
• Thunkula's drinking cap
• Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
• Thwaitgold ant statuette
• Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
• Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold bookworm statuette
• Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
• Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
• Thwaitgold chigger statuette
• Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
• Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette
• Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
• Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold firefly statuette
• Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
• Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
• Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
• Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
• Thwaitgold maggot statuette
• Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
• Thwaitgold metabug statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
• Thwaitgold moth statuette
• Thwaitgold nit statuette
• Thwaitgold nymph statuette
• Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
• Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold scorpion statuette
• Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
• Thwaitgold spider statuette
• Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold termite statuette
• Thwaitgold time fly statuette
• Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
• Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
• Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
• Tiki lighter
• Time Bandit Badge of Courage
• Time Cape
• Time Cloak
• Time Juice
• Time Lord Badge of Honor
• Time Lord Participation Mug
• Time-Spinner
• To Build an Igloo
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Tome of Clip Art
• Tome of Rad Libs
• Tome of Snowcone Summoning
• Tome of Sugar Shummoning
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trafikoan
• Travels with Jerry
• Travoltan trousers
• Treads of Loathing
• Tremella Tarantella mushroom
• Trivial Avocations board game
• Tropical Crimbo Hat
• Tropical Crimbo Shorts
• Tropical Crimbo Sword
• Truthsayer
• Turpin
• Turtive
• Turtle Bowl
• UV monocular
• Ultimate Mind Destroyer
• Ultra Mega Sour Ball
• Ultracolor™ shirt
• Ultrasoldier Serum
• Unagnimated Gnome
• Uncle Crimbo's Rations
• Uncle Crimbo's Sack
• Uncle Crimbo's hat
• Uncle Hobo's belt
• Uncle Hobo's epic beard
• Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
• Uncle Hobo's highest bough
• Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
• Uncle Romulus
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• Underworld acorn
• Underworld flail
• Underworld truncheon
• Unfortunato's foolscap
• Ungulant
• Unionize The Elves sign
• Universal Seasoning
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
• Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
• Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
• Unmotivator: Success Warrior
• Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• Unspeakable Earring
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• Uranium Omega of Temperance
• V for Vivala mask
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Valentine's Day cake
• Vamprey
• Van der Graaf helmet
• Vaporpoise
• Velougats™
• Venus flytrap
• Vivian's Vitamin
• Volartta's bellbottoms
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Vulgure
• Waifuton
• Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
• Wal-Mart nametag
• Wal-Mart overalls
• Wal-Mart snowglobe
• Wal-Mart tattoo kit
• Wand of Oscus
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• Warms-Your-Tush
• Wendtigo
• Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
• Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
• Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
• White Dragon Fang
• Wickers bar
• Winifred's whistle
• Witchess Set
• Wullabye
• X-32-F snowman crate
• Xi Receiver Unit
• Xiblaxian alloy
• Xiblaxian circuitry
• Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode
• Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
• Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
• Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
• Xiblaxian holo-training simcode
• Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
• Xiblaxian polymer
• Xiblaxian residence-cube
• Xiblaxian space-whiskey
• Xiblaxian stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian stealth vest
• Xiblaxian ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Yeti Protest Sign
• Yolo™ chocolates
• Yorick
• Young Man's Cargo Load
• Young Man's Crew Sequester
• Yuleviathan necklace
• Zombo's empty eye
• Zombo's grievous greaves
• Zombo's shield
• Zombo's shoulder blade
• Zombo's skull ring
• Zombo's skullcap
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
• [glitch season reward name]
• [reuse me]
• a cute angel
• abstraction: certainty
• accidental mutton
• actual blood sausage
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adventurer clone egg
• aerogel accordion
• aerogel akubra
• aerogel anvil
• aerogel apron
• aerogel ascot
• aerogel attache case
• aerosolized aerogel
• affordable teak perch
• airblaster gun
• airborne mutagen
• airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
• airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
• airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
• airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
• airplane charter: The Glaciest
• airplane tattoo
• alien animal goo
• alien animal milk
• alien gemstone
• alien plant fibers
• alien plant pod
• alien plant sample
• alien rock sample
• alien source code printout
• alien source code printout (used)
• alien toenails
• alien zoological sample
• all-purpose flower
• almost-dead walkie-talkie
• amphibious tophat
• ancient redwood
• ancient turtle shell powder
• angel-food cake
• anger blaster
• angry inch
• anise-flavored venom
• ankleweights
• annealed drippy orb
• anniversary gift box
• ant antidepressant
• anti-burn cream
• anti-creep cream
• antique 8-Bit Power magazine
• antique nutcracker beard
• antique nutcracker boots
• antique nutcracker cape
• antique nutcracker drumstick
• antique nutcracker epaulets
• antique nutcracker hat
• antique nutcracker pants
• antique nutcracker sword
• antique nutcracker waistcoat
• antique painting of a landscape
• antique pair of blue jeans
• antique souvenir drawing
• antique spyglass
• antique tacklebox
• apathetic lizardman doll
• aquamariner's necklace
• aquamariner's ring
• aquaviolet jub-jub bird
• arcanoferric housing
• archaeologing shovel
• around the world
• arrow'd heart balloon
• arse-a'fire elixir
• arse-shooting crossbow
• artisanal homebrew gift package
• artisanal homebrew sampler
• asbestos apron
• aspirin
• astral badger
• astronaut ice-cream
• astronaut pants
• atomic vector plotter
• attention spanner
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• august scepter
• auxiliary backbone
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• aviator goggles
• baby camelCalf
• baby chest mimic
• babycakes
• backup camera
• backwoods banjo
• bacon bath ball
• baconstone bracelet
• baconstone earring
• baconstone pendant
• baconstone ring
• baconstone-handled sixgun
• bad penguin egg
• badger badge
• bag of Iunion stones
• bag of grain
• bag of many confections
• bag of sausage links
• bag of unfinished business
• bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
• bagged stuffed "L"
• bakelite backpack
• bakelite badge
• bakelite belt
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• bakelite breeches
• bakelite brooch
• bakelite-covered bacon
• ball-in-a-cup
• balsa plank
• balsam barrel
• banana-frosted king cake
• baneful bandolier
• banjo strings
• barrel-aged eggnog
• bartender skull
• bartender-skull-in-the-box
• basaltamander buckler
• basic meat skirt
• basking robin
• bat wings
• battered old top-hat
• battery-powered drill
• battoo kit
• bauxite bow-tie
• beach ball marble
• beautiful rainbow
• bed of coals
• beefy pill
• beer cartilage
• beet
• beetle antenna
• begpwnia
• beige clambroth marble
• bejazzled eyepatch
• bejeweled accordion strap
• belt of Ogrekind
• best joke ever
• bewitching boots
• bezoar ring
• bi-lateral logic compressor
• big bumboozer marble
• big bundle of chamoix
• big glob of skin
• big ol' trophy
• bindle of joy
• bindlestocking
• biomechanical crimborg helmet
• biomechanical crimborg leg armor
• birdybug antenna
• birthday candle
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• bishop cookie
• bitter bowtie
• black BRICKO brick
• black candygram
• black catseye marble
• black gallstone
• black lotus
• black plastic oyster egg
• black velvet box
• black-and-blue light
• blank note
• blank white card
• blended frozen swill with a fly in it
• blob of wood glue
• blood kiwi
• blood roll-up
• blood sausage
• blood snowcone
• blood-drive sticker
• blood-soaked sponge cake
• bloodstick
• bloody kiwitini
• blown-out speaker cone
• blue canary nightlight
• blue glowstick
• blue money bag
• blue plasma ball
• blue plastic baby
• blue plate
• blue pumps
• blue ribbon
• blue traffic cone
• blueberry-frosted king cake
• bobble-hip hula elf doll
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• bomb of unknown origin
• bone and arrows
• bone aperitif
• bone crusher
• bone flour
• bone spurs
• boneana hammock
• bonedanna
• bonerang
• book of facts
• book of facts (dog-eared)
• boot plant
• booze drive button
• booze mailing list
• bottle of Cochon Noir
• bottle of Goldschnöckered
• bottle of Greedy Dog
• bottle of Sanguiovese
• bottle of extra-dark rhum
• bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
• bottle of fruity "wine"
• bottle of lovebug pheromones
• bottle of melodramamine
• bottle of peppermint schnapps
• bottle of perfume
• bottle-rocket crossbow
• bottled Vampire Vintner
• bottled day
• bottled green pixie
• bouquet of circular saw blades
• bow
• bow staff
• bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
• bowl of fishysoisse
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• bowlegged pants
• bowler
• box o' ghosts
• box of Gratitude chocolates
• box of bear arms
• box of hickory chips
• box-in-the-box
• boxcar turtle
• boxed Apriling band helmet
• boxed Mayam Calendar
• boxed Sept-Ember Censer
• boxed august scepter
• boxed autumn-aton
• boxed bat wings
• boxed gumball machine
• brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
• brainy skull
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brass turkey knuckles
• brazen bracelet
• breaded beer
• briefcase full of sprinkles
• broberry brogurt
• broken BRICKO brick
• broken El Vibrato drone
• broken beer bottle
• broken carburetor
• broken cellular phone
• broken chocolate pocketwatch
• bronze
• bronze handcuffs
• brown crock marble
• brown plastic baby
• bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• buffalo dime
• bugbear detector
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bugged bön±Ã©t
• bugged balaclava
• bugged beanie
• bullet necklace
• bumblebee marble
• bunch of bananas
• bundle of "fragrant" herbs
• burnt snowpants
• burrowgrub hive
• buzzard feather
• cactus monocle
• calle de miel with a fly in it
• calm attention-deficit demon
• camouflage T-shirt
• can of Rain-Doh
• can of V-11
• can of depilatory cream
• can of fake snow
• can of franks 'n' beans
• can of mixed everything
• can-you-dig-it?
• candied yam pinky ring
• candy cane sword cane
• candy cornucopia
• candy crayons
• candy dog collar
• candy dress shoes
• candy drive button
• candy egg deviler
• candy harmonica
• candy kneecapping stick
• candy mailing list
• candy necktie
• candy stick
• cane-mail pants
• cane-mail shirt
• capacitor relay
• carbon nanotube frame
• carbonite visor
• card sleeve
• carnivorous potted plant
• carrot-on-a-stick
• cartoon harpoon
• caustic slime nodule
• celestial au jus
• celestial olive oil
• celestial squid ink
• cement shoes
• centurion helmet
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• chainsaw chain
• chalk chain
• chalk chalice
• chalk chapeau
• chalk chinos
• chalk chlamys
• chalk choker
• chalk chunks
• chamoisole
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• cheap elven gloves
• cheap plastic bottle opener
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cheap studded belt
• chef skull
• chef-skull-in-the-box
• cherry bomb
• chiffon carbage
• chiffon chakram
• chiffon chamberpot
• chiffon chapeau
• chiffon chaps
• chiffon chemise
• chiffon chevrons
• chintzy accordion pin
• chintzy noodle ring
• chintzy seal pendant
• chiptune guitar
• chitinous pod
• chlorine crystal
• chocolate bath ball
• chocolate bowtie
• chocolate box
• chocolate cigar
• chocolate cow bone
• chocolate leash
• chocolate pocketwatch
• chocolate puppy
• chocolate rabbit's foot
• chocolate-frosted king cake
• chocolate-stained collar
• chrome crossbow string
• chrome stick
• chrome sword hilt
• chunk of depleted Grimacite
• cinnamon troll doll
• circle drum
• clan underground fireworks shop
• class five ecto-larva
• claw-held flag
• clingfilm cap
• clingfilm slippers
• clingfilm trousers
• clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• closed-circuit pay phone
• closed-circuit phone system
• clovermint
• club of the five seasons
• club sandwich
• coal snakeskin
• coarse hemp socks
• cocktail napkin
• coconut bikini top
• cod cape
• coffee pixie stick
• coffee sprite
• cog and sprocket assembly
• cold cluster
• cold clusterbomb
• cold mashed potatoes
• cold medicine cabinet
• collection of tiny spooky objects
• colored-light "necklace"
• colorful plastic ball
• combat lover's locket
• combat lover's locket lockbox
• comfy blanket
• complex alien plant sample
• complex alien zoological sample
• complex mushroom wine
• complicated device
• complicated lock impression
• computronic processing unit
• concentrated garbage juice
• concoction of clumsiness
• confiscated cell phone
• confiscated comic book
• confiscated love note
• congratulatory cake
• conquistador's breastplate
• consolation ribbon
• container of Spooky Putty
• cookbookbat book
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cool iron ingot
• cooling iron breastplate
• cooling iron greaves
• cooling iron helmet
• cop dollar
• corked genie bottle
• corncob pipe
• corned-beef Reuben
• correction fluid
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupted stardust
• cosmic bucket
• cosmic lemonade
• cotton candy cocoon
• cotton candy cordial
• cozy scarf
• crabsicle
• cranberry schnapps
• crappy Mer-kin mask
• crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
• crappy camera
• crated wardrobe-o-matic
• crazy bastard sword
• creepy-ass club
• crimbo elfling
• crimsilion jub-jub bird
• crown-shaped beanie
• crude oil congealer
• crumbling rat skull
• crumpled felt fedora
• crunchy brush
• crushed steamer trunk
• crusty hula hoop
• cryptic puzzle box
• crystal decanter
• cubic zirconia
• cuckoo clock
• cuddly teddy bear
• cup of "tea"
• cup of infinite pencils
• cuppa Activi tea
• cuppa Alacri tea
• cuppa Boo tea
• cuppa Chari tea
• cuppa Craft tea
• cuppa Cruel tea
• cuppa Dexteri tea
• cuppa Feroci tea
• cuppa Flamibili tea
• cuppa Flexibili tea
• cuppa Frost tea
• cuppa Gill tea
• cuppa Impregnabili tea
• cuppa Improprie tea
• cuppa Insani tea
• cuppa Irritabili tea
• cuppa Loyal tea
• cuppa Mana tea
• cuppa Mediocri tea
• cuppa Monstrosi tea
• cuppa Morbidi tea
• cuppa Nas tea
• cuppa Net tea
• cuppa Neuroplastici tea
• cuppa Obscuri tea
• cuppa Physicali tea
• cuppa Proprie tea
• cuppa Royal tea
• cuppa Serendipi tea
• cuppa Sobrie tea
• cuppa Toast tea
• cuppa Twen tea
• cuppa Uncertain tea
• cuppa Vitali tea
• cuppa Voraci tea
• cuppa Wit tea
• cuppa Yet tea
• curmudgel
• cursed breeches
• cursed cannonball
• cursed cutlass
• cursed dirty joke scroll
• cursed eyepatch
• cursed magnifying glass
• cursed microwave
• cursed monkey glove
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed swash buckle
• cursed tricorn hat
• cursed voodoo skull
• custom avatar form
• cute bow from beyond the stars
• cyber-mattock
• cyborg stompin' boot
• cymbal syrup
• daddy shortlegs leg
• dandy lion cub
• dark hamethyst ring
• deactivated nanobots
• dead guy's memento
• dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
• deadly lampshade
• deadly nightshade
• deanimated reanimator's coffin
• debonair deboner
• deck of lewd playing cards
• deck of tropical cards
• deed to Oliver's Place
• defective Game Grid token
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• defective skull
• deflated inflatable dodecapede
• delicious star salad
• deluxe Neverending Party favor
• deluxe fax machine
• dental pliers
• dented spoon
• depleted Crimbonium football helmet
• depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted Grimacite hammer
• depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick
• depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• depleted Grimacite shinguards
• depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• designer sweatpants
• designer sweatpants (new old stock)
• detective roscoe
• detective school application
• detective tattoo
• detour shield
• devil's-food cake
• deviled candy egg
• diabolic pizza cube
• diabolical crossbow
• diamondback skin
• dice belt buckle
• dice ring
• dice sunglasses
• dice-print do-rag
• dice-print pajama pants
• dice-shaped backpack
• dinged-up triangle
• dinner roll
• dirty martini
• disconnected intergnat
• disease
• disintegrating sheet music
• do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
• dollop of barbecue sauce
• donated booze
• donated candy
• donated food
• doppelshifter egg
• double daisy
• double-candied yams
• double-ice box
• double-ice britches
• double-ice cap
• doubt cannon
• drafty drawers
• dread tarragon
• dreadful box
• dreadful fedora
• dreadful glove
• dreadful roast
• dreadful sweater
• dream of a dog
• dreaming Jung man
• drippy bezoar
• drippy bromide
• drippy candy bar
• drippy caviar
• drippy diadem
• drippy enzyme
• drippy flux
• drippy grub
• drippy ichor
• drippy khakis
• drippy nugget
• drippy orb
• drippy pigment
• drippy pilsner
• drippy plum(?)
• drippy salt
• drippy seed
• drippy shield
• drippy snail shell
• drippy staff
• drippy stake
• drippy stein
• drippy truncheon
• dromedary drinking helmet
• drone self-destruct chip
• druidic s'more
• dubious loincloth
• duck-on-a-string
• dumb mud
• dusty bottle of blood
• dwarvish war helmet
• dwarvish war kilt
• dwarvish war mattock
• easter egg balloon
• eau de mort
• eerie fetish
• egg gun
• eldritch hammer
• eldritch hat
• eldritch pants
• eldritch tincture (depleted)
• electric Kool-Aid
• electric crutch
• electric pants
• electronic Brain Trainer game
• electronic dulcimer pants
• eleven-foot pole
• elevenderizing hammer
• elevennis shoes
• elevent
• elf sleeper agent
• elven socks
• elven tambourine
• elven whittling knife
• ember egg
• emergency margarita
• emo roe
• emotion chip
• empty Rain-Doh can
• empty blowgun
• empty hourglass
• enchanted brass knuckles
• enchanted fire extinguisher
• enhanced signal receiver
• ennui-flavored potato chips
• epic cluster
• epic wad
• eraser nubbin
• essential cameraderie
• essential soy
• etched hourglass
• eternal knot tattoo
• even more tinsel
• everfull glass
• evil flaming eyeball pendant
• evil paper umbrella
• evil teddy bear sewing kit
• evil-ass club
• exactly-three-shaped box
• exclusive club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• exotic parrot egg
• experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
• experimental serum G-9
• experimental serum P-00
• expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
• expired can of franks 'n' beans
• exploding gum
• extra ooze
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra time
• extra-heavy BRICKO brick
• extra-strength rubber bands
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• fairy-worn boots
• fake cocktail
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy beer bottle
• fancy beer label
• fancy black tie
• fancy but probably evil chocolate
• fancy canapés
• fancy chocolate
• fancy chocolate sculpture
• fancy party pants
• fancy tin beer can
• fancy tophat
• fancy tuxedo pants
• fascinating alien plant sample
• fascinating alien zoological sample
• fear condenser
• festive egg sac
• festive warbear bank
• fetid feather
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fetus-smashing club
• fiberglass fedora
• fiberglass fetish
• fiberglass fibers
• fiberglass foil
• fiberglass frock
• fiberglass insulation
• filigreed hamethyst earring
• filigreed hamethyst necklace
• filigreed hamethyst ring
• filth-encrusted futon
• fin-bit wax
• finger cuffs
• finger exerciser
• fire
• fire axe
• fire hose
• firebomb
• fireman's helmet
• fireproof skip lid
• first-aid pouch
• fish juice box
• fishbone belt
• fishbone bracers
• fishbone catcher's mitt
• fishbone corset
• fishbone facemask
• fishbone fins
• fishbone kneepads
• fist turkey outline
• fistful of ashes
• fistful of wood shavings
• fixed-gear bicycle
• flagstone fez
• flagstone flag
• flagstone flagments
• flagstone flail
• flagstone fleece
• flagstone flip-flops
• flagstone fringe
• flame orb
• flamin' bindle
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming nose
• flaming pink shirt
• flapper floppers
• flashing novelty button
• flask of embalming fluid
• flavored foot massage oil
• fleshy lump
• flickering pixel
• floaty gravel
• floaty pebbles
• floaty rock
• floaty rock helmet
• floaty rock necklace
• floaty rock pants
• floaty stone sphere
• floral print shirt
• flyest of shirts
• foam commodore's hat
• foam dart
• foam naval trousers
• folder (Ex-Files)
• folder (Jackass Plumber)
• folder (KOLHS)
• folder (Knight Writer)
• folder (barbarian)
• folder (blue)
• folder (catfish)
• folder (cyan)
• folder (dancing dolphins)
• folder (green)
• folder (holographic fractal)
• folder (magenta)
• folder (owl)
• folder (red)
• folder (skull and crossbones)
• folder (tranquil landscape)
• folder (wizard)
• folder (yellow)
• food drive button
• food mailing list
• foot-long hot daub
• fossilized demon skull
• fossilized necklace
• fossilized serpent skull
• fossilized wyrm skull
• fragile Christmas ornament
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• frankincenser
• frayed rope belt
• freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini
• freezin' bindle
• french-fry grabber
• fresh can of paint
• fresh coat of paint
• frightful feather
• frigid air mattress
• frigid derringer
• frigid-ass club
• frontwinder skin
• frost flower
• frozen seal spine
• fruit bat
• frying brainpan
• fudge pocket square
• full meat tank
• fumble formula
• funhouse mirror
• funky brass fez
• funky junk key
• funny bone
• funny paper hat
• furry skirt
• fuzzy bracelets
• fuzzy polar bear ears
• gabardine gaiters
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gloves
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• garbage sticker
• gasmask
• gattoo
• gazing shoes
• genie bottle
• ghost pencil
• ghost pepper
• ghost protocol
• ghost shawl
• ghost thread
• ghost trap
• giant book of ancient carols
• giant clay ashtray
• giant glass of brandy
• giant grain of protein powder
• giant shrimp fork
• giant stuffed bugbear
• giant yellow hat
• gift-a-pult
• gilded BRICKO brick
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• gilded lily
• gilded trumpet
• gill rings
• ginger beer
• gingerbeard
• gingerbread dog treat
• gingerbread gavel
• gingerbread hoodie
• gingerbread house
• gingerbread moneybag
• gingerbread mutant bugbear
• gingerbread pistol
• gingerbread restraining order
• gingerbread spice latte
• gingerbread tophat
• gingerbread trousers
• gingerbread waistcoat
• gingerservo
• ginseng
• glass eye
• glass gnoll eye
• glass of "milk"
• glass of drippy wine
• glass slipper
• glimmering great tit feather
• glimmering penguin feather
• glimmering phoenix feather
• glimmering raven feather
• glow-in-the-dark dart gun
• glow-in-the-dark necklace
• glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub
• glow-in-the-dark wristwatch
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• glowing frisbee
• gnashing teeth
• gnauga hide skirt
• go-go potion
• goblin bone hilt
• goblin collarbone
• gold tooth
• golden banana
• golden monkey statuette
• golden pet rock
• golden plastic oyster egg
• golden sausage
• golden twig
• gooey drippy candy bar
• googly chest eyes
• googly-ball hat
• googly-heart hat
• googly-star hat
• gory drippy orb
• gourmet gourami oil
• government booze shipment
• government candy shipment
• government food shipment
• government-issued eyeshade
• government-issued necktie
• government-issued slacks
• governor's daughter's lace collar
• governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
• governor's daughter's petticoats
• grandfather watch
• grape troll doll
• grass clippings
• gravyskin buckler
• gravyskin hat
• gravyskin pants
• gravyskin skirt
• gray bow tie
• grease cannon
• greedy ghostling
• green BRICKO brick
• green candygram
• green glowstick
• green pill
• green pixie spog
• green rock candy
• green traffic cone
• green-iced sweet roll
• gregarious ghostling
• grey gosling
• grimstone galoshes
• grinning ghostling
• grisly shield
• grizzled bearskin
• grogtini
• groovy prism necklace
• groping claw
• grouchy restless spirit
• guild application
• gummi ammonite
• gummi belemnite
• gummi bowtie
• gummi fang
• gummi sword
• gummi trilobite
• gumshoes
• gun parts
• guts necklace
• gym shorts
• haiku katana
• hair of the calf
• hairshirt
• half-height cigar
• half-orchid
• hamethyst bracelet
• hamethyst earring
• hamethyst necklace
• hamethyst ring
• hamethyst-handled sixgun
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-crafted candy cane
• hand-knitted Crimbo socks
• hand-knitted diving booties
• handful of juicy garbage
• handmade hobby horse
• hangman's hood
• hardened slime belt
• hardened slime hat
• hardened slime pants
• hardware upgrade
• hare brush
• hare pin
• harem girl t-shirt
• haunted bindle
• haunted doghouse
• hazardous sauce dosimeter
• hazmat helmet
• head-mounted Trainbot
• headhunter necktie
• headless sparrow
• heart of dark chocolate
• heart of rock and roll
• heart-shaped crate
• heavy duty umbrella
• heavy hot sauce
• heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
• heavy-duty clipboard
• helm of the white knight
• hemlock helm
• hemp backpack
• hermedisiac cologne
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hewn moon-rune spoon
• hi-density nylocite leg armor
• hi-octane carrot juice
• hibernating Grimstone Golem
• hibernating robot reindeer
• high-end ginger wine
• high-resistance ultrapolymer plating
• high-speed upgrade
• hippo tutu
• hippopotamus skin
• hippopotamus skirt
• hobo code binder
• hobo dungarees
• hobo fortress blueprints
• hobo monkey
• hobo stogie
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• holiday smorgasbord
• holiday trip around the world
• holo-bomber
• holo-platoon
• holo-tank
• home robotics kit
• homeless hobo spirit
• homemade robot
• homemade robot gear
• honey dipper
• honeybritches
• honeycap
• hopeful candle
• hopping socks
• hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
• hot ashes
• hot cluster
• hot clusterbomb
• hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows
• hot daub bun
• hot daub stand
• hot pink lipstick
• hot stuffing
• hot-ass club
• hothammer
• hourglass
• house of twigs and spit
• humble pie
• humming El Vibrato drone
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hyperbolic plasma focuser
• hyperinflated seal lung
• iFlail
• iShield
• ice baby
• ice pick
• ice sickle
• ice skate decoy
• ice skates
• iceberglet
• icicle katana
• icing poncho
• illegal firecracker
• imitation nice watch
• imitation whetstone
• immense ballet shoes
• immense cyborg hand
• imp air
• imported lemon lozenge
• in-the-box spring shoes
• incense bath ball
• incredibly dense meat gem
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial fire extinguisher
• industrial frosting
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• infant sandworm
• infernal toilet brush
• infinite BACON machine
• inflatable baseball bat
• insulting hat
• intact medium-wave antenna
• intergalactic pom poms
• intimidating coiffure
• intricate clockwork big hand
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork disc
• intricate clockwork egg
• intricate clockwork little hand
• intricate clockwork numeral I
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral III
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• intricate music box parts
• intriguing puzzle box
• invisibility potion
• ion grid
• ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
• iron chain
• iron pasta spoon
• ironic battle spoon
• ironic jogging shorts
• ironic knit cap
• ironic moustache
• irritability potion
• isotophat
• ittah bittah hookah
• jalapeño slices
• jangly bracelet
• jangly spurs
• janitor sponge
• jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
• jar of squeeze
• jar of swamp gas
• jazz soap
• jet bennie marble
• jewel-eyed wizard hat
• jewelry-making pliers
• jigsaw blade
• jingle bell
• jitterbug larva
• jolly roger tattoo kit
• jug of "wine"
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• juggling ball
• kelp-holly drape
• kelp-holly gun
• kerosene-soaked skip
• ketchup
• kevlateflocite helmet
• khaki duffel bag
• kill screen
• killer rag doll
• killing feather
• kilopede skull
• kitten burglar
• kitty sheet music
• kobold treasure hoard
• large pile of sand
• large stone triangle
• laser cannon
• laser targeting chip
• latte lovers club card
• latte lovers member's mug
• lava balaclava
• lavalarva
• lavender candygram
• lawn dart
• lawnmower blade
• lead collar
• lead umbrella
• leaf of grass
• leather aviator's cap
• left bear arm
• left-handed melodica
• leftover Crimbo rations
• leftover pasty
• leg-mounted Trainbots
• leggings of the Spider Queen
• lemonade marble
• lemonhead caviar
• lemony scales
• length of old fuse
• less-than-three-shaped box
• lesser grodulated violet
• letterman's jacket
• lewd playing card
• li'l candy corn costume
• li'l ghost costume
• li'l knight costume
• li'l orphan tot
• li'l unicorn costume
• liar's pants
• licorice whip
• linoleum crossbow string
• linoleum sword hilt
• lion musk
• lion oil
• little box of fireworks
• little parachute guy
• little red book
• little wooden mannequin
• live wire
• llama lama cria
• loaded serum blowgun
• loadstone
• loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
• locked mumming trunk
• logic synthesizer
• long-stemmed rose
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• longhaired hippy wig
• loofah ladle
• loofah lavalier
• loofah lederhosen
• loofah legwarmers
• loofah lei
• loofah lumberjack's hat
• loofah lumps
• loose blade
• lovecat tail
• lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
• lucky Tam O'Shanter
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky army helmet
• lucky bottlecap
• lucky gold ring
• lucky lighter
• lucky napkin
• lump of bauxite
• lump of clay
• lustrous drippy orb
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• lynyrdskin breeches
• lynyrdskin cap
• lynyrdskin tunic
• machetito
• machine elf capsule
• mad scientist's sock monkey
• magic lamp
• magical battery
• magnetic field
• maid head
• makeshift cape
• makeshift castanets
• makeshift skirt
• makeshift turban
• malevolent medallion
• mandarina colada with a fly in it
• mangled squirrel
• mannequin leg
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• marble maebari
• marble magnet
• marble mantle
• marble mariachi hat
• marble medallion
• marble mignonette bowl
• marble molecules
• marinara jug
• marionette
• marionette collective
• marshmallow flambé
• mass of wriggling tentacles
• mauve plastic oyster egg
• mayfly bait necklace
• mayo pump
• meat st‰¿bing club
• meatball machine
• mechanically-mulled cider
• medium slimy cyst
• medium stone triangle
• menorette
• mercenary pistol
• mercenary rifle
• mesquito proboscis
• metal band T-shirt
• metal mandible
• metallic foil bow
• metallic foil cat ears
• metallic foil radar dish
• metandienone
• meteor shower cap
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• metrognome
• microwave stogie
• midriff scrubs
• mime army insignia (cryonics)
• mime army insignia (espionage)
• mime army insignia (infantry)
• mime army insignia (intelligence)
• mime army insignia (morale)
• mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
• mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
• mime army insignia (sanitation)
• mime pocket probe
• mini kiwi egg
• mini-Mr. Accessory
• mini-zeppelin
• miniature Jacob's ladder
• miniature antlers
• miniature castagnets
• miniature coffin
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature dormouse
• miniature espresso maker
• miniature goose mask
• miniature gravy-covered maypole
• miniature life preserver
• miniature pruning shears
• miniature stuffed Goth Giant
• miniature tophat
• miniscule beatbox
• miniscule temporal rip
• mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag
• mint condition magnifying glass
• mint-condition magic wand
• mint-in-box Powerful Glove
• mirrored aviator shades
• misfit dolly
• misfit hobby horse
• missing semicolon
• moaiball
• model train set
• moist sack
• mole skin notebook
• molten medallion
• monkey barf
• monster pants
• monstrous monocle
• moon-amber
• moon-amber necklace
• moss floss
• moss mace
• moss mantle
• moss marlinspike
• moss medal
• moss megaphone
• moss mitre
• moss mulch
• mostly rat-hide leggings
• mother's secret recipe
• mountain lion skin
• mourning wine
• moustache sock
• mouth-watering mayolus
• moveable feast
• moxie magnet
• muddy skirt
• mulberry
• mulled blood
• multi-level marzipan
• mummified entombed cookbookbat
• mumming trunk
• murderbot component casing
• murderbot live wire
• murderbot mask
• murderbot memory chip
• murderbot monofilament
• murderbot plasma rifle
• murderbot power cell
• murderbot shield unit
• murderbot spring injector
• murderbot whip
• musty moccasins
• mutant arm
• mutant cactus bud
• mutant crown
• mutant fire ant egg
• mutant gila monster egg
• mutant legs
• mutant rattlesnake egg
• myrrh pouch
• myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
• mysterious chest
• nachos of the night
• nail file
• name change form
• nanorhino credit card
• nasty-ass club
• nativity shorts
• natty blue ascot
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty origami kit
• naughty paper shuriken
• navel ring of navel gazing
• ncle leg
• neck wreath
• neoprene skullcap
• nervous tick egg
• nest egg
• newborn kobold
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nicksilver ring
• nicksilver spurs
• night-vision goggles
• ninja carabiner
• ninja crampons
• ninja rope
• ninjammies
• noir fedora
• non-stick pugil stick
• norwhal helmet
• nosy nose ringy ring
• note from Clancy
• nothing-in-the-box
• nozzle of the Phoenix
• nugget of sodium
• numberwang
• nutcracking pliers
• nylon Christmas stockings
• octolus-skin cloak
• odd silver coin
• off-hand balloon
• offensive moustache
• oil cap
• oil lamp
• oil pan
• oil slacks
• old ball and chain
• old dry bone
• old love note
• old patched suit-pants
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old school calculator watch
• old school flying disc
• old soft shoes
• old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
• one million meat pancakes
• oozenog
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange boxing gloves
• orange candygram
• orange glowstick
• orange leather lanyard
• orange traffic cone
• organ grinder
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami pasties
• origami riding crop
• oriole-feather headdress
• ornamental sextant
• orphan baby yeti
• outrageous sombrero
• over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overclocked avian microprocessor
• overflowing gift basket
• overloaded Yule battery
• overloaded short-pulse transistor
• pacification grenade
• packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
• packaged Everfull Dart Holster
• packaged June cleaver
• packaged Jurassic Parka
• packaged Pocket Professor
• packaged Roman Candelabra
• packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
• packaged backup camera
• packaged cold medicine cabinet
• packaged familiar scrapbook
• packaged industrial fire extinguisher
• packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
• packaged miniature crystal ball
• packaged model train set
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of dragon's teeth
• packet of mayfly bait
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of thanksgarden seeds
• packet of winter seeds
• pair of plants
• pair of ragged claws
• pair of twitching claws
• panhandle panhandling hat
• panicked kernel
• pantogram
• paperclip cape
• paperclip turban
• paperclip-on tie
• papier-mâché base
• papier-mâché bowl
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mâché toothpicks
• papier-mâché trophy piñata
• papier-mâchéte
• papier-mâchaeranthera
• papier-mâchine gun
• papier-mâchuridars
• papier-masque
• papier-mitre
• papier-mochi
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• paraffin punching bag
• paranormal ricotta
• parasitic claw
• parasitic headgnawer
• parasitic strangleworm
• parasitic tentacles
• party crasher
• party hat
• party mouse hat
• party platter for one
• party pup
• party whip
• passed-out psychedelic bear
• peace turkey outline
• pebblebräu
• penguin skin
• penguin thesaurus
• penguin-smacking club
• penguinskin mini-skirt
• peppermint harpoon gun
• peppermint spine
• peppermint-scented socks
• perfect Christmas scarf
• perfectly fair coin
• perfectly ordinary frog
• pernicious cudgel
• perpendicular hula with a fly in it
• personal massager
• personal raindrop
• personalized coffee mug
• personalized wassail stein
• petrified time
• pewter candlestick
• phase-tuned shield generator belt
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• photo booth sized crate
• pickelhaube
• picky tweezers
• pig-iron helm
• pig-iron shinguards
• pile of loose snow
• pile of sand
• pile of smoking rags
• pile of useless robot parts
• pilgrim shield
• pin-stripe slacks
• pine cone
• pine cone necklace
• ping-pong paddle
• pink candygram
• pink glowstick
• pink plastic baby
• pint of sweat
• piracetam
• pirate brochure
• pirate fork
• pirate hook
• pirate pantaloons
• pirate radio ring
• pirate shaving cream
• pirate shirt
• pirate tract
• piratical blunderbuss
• pixel chain whip
• pixel energy tank
• pixel grappling hook
• pixel morning star
• pixel orb
• pixel pill
• pixel stopwatch
• pixie axie
• plain brown wrapper
• plain paper hat
• plain snowcone
• plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
• plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• plastic Crimbo reindeer
• plastic bib
• plastic cup of flat beer
• plastic nunchaku
• plastic passion fruit
• plastic piranha pot
• plastic pirate hat
• plastic pumpkin bucket
• plastic spider ring
• plastic vampire fangs
• plexifoam chin strap
• plexiglass pants
• plexiglass pendant
• plexiglass pikestaff
• plexiglass pinky ring
• plexiglass pith helmet
• plexiglass pocketwatch
• plumber's lunch
• plush alien hamsterpus
• plush mutated alielephant
• plush sea serpent
• pointed stick
• pointy red hat
• polished moon-amber
• polo trophy
• polyalloy shield
• polyeaster egg
• polyester pad
• polyester panama hat
• polyester parachute
• polyester peeler
• polyester pettipants
• polyester pulsera
• polyesterene powder
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• poncho de azucar
• poodle skirt
• porcelain pelerine
• porcelain pepper mill
• porcelain phantom mask
• porcelain plus-fours
• porcelain police baton
• porcelain porkpie
• porcelain powder
• porquoise bracelet
• porquoise eyebrow ring
• porquoise necklace
• porquoise ring
• porquoise-handled sixgun
• portable Mayo Clinic
• portable Spacegate
• portable housekeeping robot
• portable motorcycle
• portable pantogram
• portable wall
• potato alarm clock
• potted power plant
• potted tea tree
• pottery barn owl figurine
• pottery hat
• pottery shield
• pottery training pants
• pottery yo-yo
• powdered dice
• powdered oxygen
• powdered powdered sugar
• powdered toad horn
• power pill
• power seed
• power sock
• pr0n legs
• praying Grim Brother
• precious piercing post
• prehistoric spear
• prescription teeth whitener
• present
• pretty pink bow
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien mask
• primitive alien medicine
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien salad
• primitive alien spear
• primitive alien totem
• profane eye patch
• prohie's hat
• propeller beanie
• protonic accelerator pack
• prussian cathouse with a fly in it
• psychedelic bubble wand
• psycho sweater
• pteruges
• pulled porquoise earring
• pulled porquoise pendant
• pulled porquoise ring
• pulsing flesh
• pumpkin bomb
• pumpkin spice whorl
• punk rock jacket
• puppet strings
• purple glowstick
• purpleheart "pants"
• purpleheart logs
• putty coat
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• pygmy briefs
• pygmy bugbear shaman
• pygmy nose-bone
• quadroculars
• quake of arrows
• quantized familiar
• quantized familiar experience
• quantum disintegrator pistol
• quantum of familiar
• quantum polarity inducer
• quantum watch
• quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
• questionable taco
• quicksilver ring
• quicksilver spurs
• radio button candy
• radioactive chew toy
• radium-flavored potato chips
• raffle prize box
• raffle ticket
• rag doll
• ragged wool yarn
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• rainbow tie
• ram horns
• ramekin of space nuts
• rare oboe
• rat carcass
• rat head balloon
• ratarang
• ratskin pajama pants
• rattler gland
• rattlesnake enrager
• real cowboy hat
• realistic cap gun
• really nice lump of coal
• really tiny cocktail shaker
• record of infuriating silence (used)
• record of menacing silence (used)
• record of tranquil silence (used)
• recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity
• recording of Chorale of Companionship
• recording of Elron's Explosive Etude
• recording of Prelude of Precision
• recovered cufflinks
• recursive spline reticulator
• red and green rain stick
• red armband
• red balloon
• red coin
• red face paint
• red money bag
• red plastic baby
• red plumber's boots
• red traffic cone
• red wagon
• red-hot medallion
• red-spotted snapper roe
• redwood rain stick
• refrigerated biohazard container
• refurbished air fryer
• regret hose
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• reindeer hammer
• reindeer sickle
• reliable sixgun
• remorseless knife
• repaid diaper
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• replica Ten Dollars
• replica bat-oomerang
• replica key
• research fragment
• residual chitin paste
• residual zeal
• respected companion biscuit
• reusable shopping bag
• reverse-oscillating klystron
• rhinestone cowhorn
• ribbon candy ascot
• ribcage rollcage
• riboflavin
• rickety old unicycle
• ridiculous belt
• ridiculous cocktail
• ridiculous earring
• ridiculous sunglasses
• rigging knot
• right bear arm
• right half of a heart necklace
• rigid carapace
• ring
• ring of conflict
• ring of fire resistance
• ring of the Skeleton Lord
• robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.
• robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.
• robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.
• robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.
• robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.
• robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
• robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
• robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.
• robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
• robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.
• [2108]rock
• rock lobster
• rockin' wagon with a fly in it
• rocky road ice cream
• rogue swarmer
• roller skate decoy
• root beer
• rope with some soap on it
• rose-colored glasses
• rotting cowskin
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rubber cape
• rubber spider
• rum ball
• rune-strewn spoon cocoon
• rusty chain necklace
• rusty metal greaves
• rutabuga bag
• rxr shield
• s'more gun
• sachet of strange powder
• sack lunch
• safety vest
• saffron antaravasaka
• saffron uttarasanga
• salty drippy candy bar
• sane hatrack
• sangria del diablo
• sardine can key
• sawblade fragment
• sawblade shield
• scale-mail underwear
• scepter of the Skeleton Lord
• school spirit socket set
• scintillating powder
• scissor duck
• scrap metal
• scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
• scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
• scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker
• scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
• scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
• scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
• scroll case
• sea truffle
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal medal
• seal-toothed rock
• sealhide buckler
• sealhide hood
• sealhide leggings
• sealskin drum
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• secret from the future
• security blankie
• self-dribbling basketball
• self-repairing earmuffs
• senate fly thorax
• servomechanical torsion facilitator
• set of Unobtainium straps
• set of jacks
• severed rocking horse head
• sewing kit
• shadow candle
• shadow chef's hat
• shadow hammer
• shadow hot dog
• shadow martini
• shadow monocle
• shadow needle
• shadow pill
• shadow trousers
• shadowy cheat sheet
• shadowy seal eye
• shady shades
• shaker of dry rub
• shaking skull
• shapeless wide-brimmed hat
• sharp tin strip
• sharpened hubcap
• shield of the Skeleton Lord
• shimmering tendrils
• shining star cap
• shiny brass tailfeathers
• shiny gold fronts
• shock belt
• shoo-fish pie
• short glass of water
• short stack of pancakes
• short white
• short writ of habeas corpus
• shortest-order cook
• shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• shoulder-mounted Trainbot
• shoulder-warming lotion
• shredded hellseal hide
• shrimp cocktail
• shrine to the Barrel god
• shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
• sicksilver ring
• sicksilver spurs
• siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
• signal receiver
• silent beret
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silk garter snake
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver cow creamer
• silver face paint
• silver keg
• silver sausage
• silver shotgun shell
• single atom
• single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• sinister altar fragment
• sinister ancient tablet
• sinister demon mask
• sinistral homunculus
• six tiny wedges of goat cheese
• six-armed sweater
• six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
• skeletal scabbard
• skeleton skis
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• skull capacitor
• skull gearshift knob
• skulldozer egg
• slap and slap again recipe
• slap and tickle with a fly in it
• sleaze cluster
• sleaze clusterbomb
• sleazy bindle
• sleeping patriotic eagle
• sleeping piano cat
• sleeping profane parrot
• sleeping stocking
• slicksilver ring
• slicksilver spurs
• slide rule
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• slime convention coupons
• slime convention flyers
• slime convention pin
• slime convention t-shirt
• slime fedora
• slime knuckles
• slime waders
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• slime-soaked brain
• slime-soaked hypophysis
• slime-soaked sweat gland
• slippery when wet shield
• small Crimbo Pressie
• small golem
• small gummi fin
• small slimy cyst
• small stone triangle
• smile-sharpening stone
• smirking shrunken head
• smoker's cloak
• smoking talon
• smoldering bagel punch
• smoldering box
• smooth velvet bra
• smooth velvet hanky
• smooth velvet hat
• smooth velvet pants
• smooth velvet pocket square
• smooth velvet shirt
• smooth velvet socks
• smudge stick
• snake oil
• snakeskin cowboy hat
• snakeskin jacket
• snakeskin thighboots
• sneakeasies
• snow belly
• snow cleats
• snow hat
• snow machine
• snow pants
• snowman-enchanting tophat
• snowpack
• snowstick
• sober pill
• sock monkey
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• software glitch
• soggy elf shoes
• soggy wofl t-shirt
• solid asbestos box
• solid baconstone earring
• solid baconstone necklace
• solid baconstone ring
• solid chrome box
• solid gold jewel
• solid linoleum box
• solid shifting time weirdness
• solid state loom
• sommelier's towel
• sorority girl's box
• soul knife
• soul mask
• soul monocle
• sour ball and chain
• sour powder
• souvenir flag
• soy cordial
• space beast fur hat
• space beast fur pants
• space beast fur whip
• space jam
• space jam toast
• space jellybicycle
• space pirate treasure map
• space planula
• space trooper helmet
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti with rock-balls
• spaghetti-box banjo
• spant backplate
• spant chitin
• spant egg casing
• spant shield
• spant shoulderpads
• spant spear
• spant tendon
• spants
• spare chocolate parts
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• sparkly engagement ring
• special clip: boneburners
• special clip: graveburpers
• special clip: splatterers
• special clip: squelchers
• special clip: tracers
• special clip: wailers
• special edition Batfellow comic
• speed limit shield
• spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
• spinning wheel
• spooky bindle
• spooky cluster
• spooky clusterbomb
• spooky hockey mask
• spooky rattling cigar box
• spoon!
• spring shoes
• sprinkle-begging cup
• sprinkles
• sprocket assembly
• spruce juice
• squamous polyp
• squeaky toy rose
• squirming Slime larva
• squirmy violent party snack
• stained glass serape
• stained glass shards
• stained glass shield
• stained glass shiv
• stained glass spectacles
• stained glass stetson
• stained glass suspenders
• stained mattress
• stainless steel shillelagh
• stainless steel skullcap
• stainless steel suspenders
• standards and practices guide
• stapler bear
• star pants
• status cymbal
• steaming evil
• steel knuckles
• steely marble
• stench cluster
• stench clusterbomb
• stick
• stick-on eyebrow piercing
• stick-on mini solar panels
• stick-on-a-string
• sticky gloves
• sticky hand whip
• sticky meat skirt
• sticky sword blade
• still grill
• still-beating spleen
• stinkin' bindle
• stinking agaricus
• stinkwater
• stinky cheese ball
• stinky cheese diaper
• stinky cheese eye
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky cheese wheel
• stinky fannypack
• stone banjo
• stone turtle
• strange shiny disc
• strange stone pyramid
• streetfighting champion's belt
• stress ball
• string of Crimbo lights
• string of blue beads
• string of dingle balls
• string of green beads
• string of moist beads
• string of red beads
• stuffed "L"
• stuffed Hodgman
• stuffed Mob Penguin
• stuffed bandersnatch
• stuffed carpenter
• stuffed caterpillar
• stuffed club
• stuffed crazy bastard sword
• stuffed dinosaur
• stuffed martini
• stuffed pocketwatch
• stuffed porpoise
• stuffed sabre-toothed lime
• stuffed stab bat
• stuffed walrus
• stuffed yeti
• stuffed yo-yo
• stuffed-shirt scarecrow
• styrofoam peanuts
• sub-molecular interocitor
• subscription cocoa dispenser
• sucker hakama
• sucker kabuto
• sucker tachi
• sugar raygun
• super-sweet boom box
• superduperball
• superhero mask
• support cummerbund
• surgical tape
• suspicious package
• suspicious stocking
• suspicious-looking fedora
• swashbuckling pants
• sweat socks
• sweat-ade
• sweatband
• sweaty balsam
• sweet nutcracker
• sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• synthetic rock
• tabletop candy dispenser
• tailbone shield
• tainted icing
• talisman of Seshat
• talkative skull
• talking spade
• tambourine
• tangarita with a fly in it
• tap shoes
• tapped black lotus
• tarnished luggage key
• tarnished tastevin
• tassel
• tasteful black bow tie
• tattered paper crown
• tattoo gun
• tattoo of two turkeys
• tearaway pants
• teddy bear
• teddy bear sewing kit
• teddy borg
• teddy borg sewing kit
• teflon spatula
• terra cotta tambourine
• terra cotta tidbits
• terra cotta tie tack
• terra cotta tongs
• terra cotta train
• terra cotta trousers
• terra cotta truss
• testy toolbox
• the Archwizard's briefs
• the Crymbich Manuscript
• the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
• the Ley Incursion's waist
• the finger
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thermos of brew
• thicksilver ring
• thicksilver spurs
• third ear
• thought balloon
• three-tiered wedding cake
• throbbing rage gland
• throwing bone
• ticksilver ring
• ticksilver spurs
• tie-dye headband
• tie-dyed fannypack
• tied-up flaming leaflet
• tied-up flaming monstera
• tied-up leaviathan
• tightly-wound spine
• time helmet
• time sleigh
• time sword
• time trousers
• time-twitching toolbelt
• tin cup
• tin drum
• tin foil
• tin magnolia
• tin rations
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin snips
• tin star
• tin tam
• tinsel fin
• tinsel orb
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny baby scorpion
• tiny ballet slippers
• tiny bindle
• tiny costume wardrobe
• tiny do-rag
• tiny domino mask
• tiny ember
• tiny fly glasses
• tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
• tiny glowing red nose
• tiny goth giant
• tiny makeup kit
• tiny maracas
• tiny nose-bone fetish
• tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
• tiny plastic Boris
• tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
• tiny plastic Colonel Brando
• tiny plastic Crimbo caroler
• tiny plastic Crimbo cheer
• tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram
• tiny plastic Dr. Awkward
• tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
• tiny plastic Ed the Undying
• tiny plastic Jarlsberg
• tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
• tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
• tiny plastic Mirth
• tiny plastic Mob Penguin
• tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
• tiny plastic Penny
• tiny plastic Professor What
• tiny plastic Scream Queen
• tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
• tiny plastic St. Patrick
• tiny plastic Susie
• tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll
• tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite
• tiny plastic fat stack of cash
• tiny plastic four-shadowed mime
• tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire
• tiny plastic hermit
• tiny plastic multi-level marketer
• tiny plastic mutant elf
• tiny plastic pastamancer
• tiny plastic protector spectre
• tiny plastic seal clubber
• tiny plastic skeletal reindeer
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny plastic strand of DNA
• tiny plastic sword
• tiny plastic turtle tamer
• tiny prop sword
• tiny slimy cyst
• tiny sombrero
• tiny stillsuit
• tip jar
• toe jam toast
• toggle switch (Bartend)
• toggle switch (Bounce)
• tonguebone
• topeé
• topiary necktie
• topiary noseplugs
• topiary tights
• tortoise's blessing
• toxic mop
• toy Crimbot mega face
• toy Crimbot power glove
• toy Crimbot rocket legs
• toy Crimbot super fist
• toy mercenary
• toy ray gun
• toy six-seater hovercraft
• toy sixgun
• toy soldier
• toy space helmet
• traffic jam
• traffic jam toast
• train whistle
• transmission from planet Xi
• transparent pants
• tree skirt
• trench coat
• trench lighter
• triggerfingerbone
• tropical Crimbo pressie
• tropical paperweight
• tropical wrapping paper
• trousers of the white knight
• trout fang
• trusty torch
• twisted piece of wire
• twisted-up wet towel
• twitching claw
• twitching space egg
• twitching trigger finger
• ultimate wad
• ultra-soft ferns
• ultracalcium
• unbreakable umbrella
• undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
• undissolvable contact lenses
• undrilled cosmic bowling ball
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unearthly onyx
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• unevolved organism
• unfinished ice sculpture
• uniclops egg
• unlocked meat locker
• unoccupied sheep suit
• unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
• unopened diabolic pizza cube box
• unopened tiny stillsuit
• unpowered Robortender
• unspeakable lozenges
• unstable laser battery
• untorn tearaway pants package
• unwound cymbal-playing monkey
• unwound mechanical songbird
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• valuable coin
• vampagne
• vampire glitter
• vampyric cloake
• vampyric cloake pattern
• vanilla-frosted king cake
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• velour voulge
• velvet choker
• vengeful spirit
• vertebra of the Bonerdagon
• very large caltrop
• very overdue library book
• vesper
• vial of hot blood
• vibrating cyborg knife
• villainous scythe
• void shard
• voodoo doll
• voodoo snuff
• vorpal blade
• voter registration form
• wad of Crovacite
• wad of slimy rags
• wad of spider silk
• walkie-talkie
• walrus-tusk earring
• wand of fudge control
• warbear battle greaves
• warbear bearserker greaves
• warbear black box
• warbear breakfast machine
• warbear ceremonial party pants
• warbear dress bracers
• warbear dress greaves
• warbear dress helmet
• warbear drone codes
• warbear electric long johns
• warbear electric warscarf
• warbear electro-spiked helm
• warbear empathy chip (used)
• warbear fancy fedora
• warbear feathered fedora
• warbear fleece-lined long johns
• warbear fleece-lined warscarf
• warbear goggles
• warbear heated ushanka
• warbear high festival pants
• warbear laser bowtie
• warbear lined ushanka
• warbear long johns
• warbear metalworking primer (used)
• warbear nuclear bowtie
• warbear officer greaves
• warbear party pants
• warbear plain fedora
• warbear plain helm
• warbear plain ushanka
• warbear plasma bowtie
• warbear polarized goggles
• warbear snowblindness goggles
• warbear soda machine
• warbear spiked helm
• warbear warscarf
• wardrobe-o-matic
• warm El Vibrato drone
• warm fur
• warm war shawarma
• washboard shield
• waterlogged cloth
• waterlogged crate
• wax banana
• wax face
• wax hand
• wax hat
• wax lips
• wax pants
• weasel stomping pants
• webbed comic mask
• wedge of gray cheese
• weedy skirt
• weegee sqouija
• western-style skinning knife
• wet venom duct
• wheel
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white candygram
• white collar
• white earbuds
• white hat hacker T-shirt
• white money bag
• white picket fence
• white satin pants
• white satin shield
• white-label gin
• wicker clicker
• wicker kickers
• wicker knickers
• wicker slicker
• wicker sticker
• wicker ticker
• wickerbits
• wicksilver ring
• wicksilver spurs
• wine-soaked bone chips
• wintergreen-flavored potato chips
• witch's bra
• witch's bread
• witch's brew
• witty rapier
• wizard action figure
• wok lobster
• wolf whistle
• wolfskull mask
• wood screw
• woolen cravat
• wooly loincloth
• world's most unappetizing beverage
• world's smallest violin
• wormwood stick
• wormwood wedding ring
• wrapped candy cane sword cane
• wrapping paper
• wreath of laurels
• wrench bracelet
• wriggling severed nose
• wriggling tentacle
• wristwatch of the white knight
• writhing drippy candy bar
• wrought-iron flakes
• wrought-iron waders
• wrought-iron walker
• wrought-iron whisk
• wrought-iron widget
• wrought-iron wig
• wrought-iron winch crank
• wumpus-hair bolo
• wumpus-hair loincloth
• wumpus-hair net
• wumpus-hair sweater
• wumpus-hair whip
• wumpus-hair wig
• xo-skeleton-in-a-box
• yabba dabba doo rag
• yakskin skirt
• ye olde golde frontes
• yellow candygram
• yellow glowstick
• yellow puck
• yellow puck with a bow on it
• yellow traffic cone
• yield shield
• yo
• yohohoyo
• your own black heart
• yuletide troll chrysalis
• zen motorcycle
• zombie accordion
• zombie mariachi hat
• zombie mariachi pants
• zombie monkey necklace