Museum :: Flegel

Flegel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1117	1-ball	2
#471	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	12
#1048	2-ball	2
#123	25-meat staff	1
#883	3-ball	3
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#932	334 scroll	1
#887	4-ball	3
#169	4-dimensional guitar	12
#1076	5-ball	2
#899	6-ball	3
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1114	7-ball	2
#2244	8-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#309	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#478	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#580	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	8
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2408	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#433	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	12
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#252	Disco Banjo	2
#1417	Dolphin King's crown	2
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#60	Dramatic™ range	30
#1040	Drowsy Sword	13
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1788	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#345	Elmley shades	2
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#134	Gaia beads	35
#786	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#95	Genalen™ Bottle	49
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#33	Gnollish casserole dish	36
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#177	Gnollish pie tin	28
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#760	Heimandatz's heart	2
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#274	Iiti Kitty phone charm	10
#582	Imp Ale	214
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#631	Iron Beta of Industry	10
#539	Jack-in-the-box	10
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#591	Knob Goblin elite shirt	6
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#404	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#485	Knob Goblin pants	15
#740	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#544	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#502	Knob Goblin tongs	15
#467	Knob Goblin visor	9
#567	Knob mushroom	5
#425	Knoll mushroom	21
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#120	Lockenstock™ sandals	41
#1522	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	14
#653	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	6
#823	Mad Train wine	55
#143	Manetwich	6
#277	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#700	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#603	Mohawk wig	7
#290	Monstar energy beverage	17
#832	Mountain Stream soda	4
#2681	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#531	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#873	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#616	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#611	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#361	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#584	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#779	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	3
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#557	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#99	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	13
#608	Ram's Face Lager	13
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#571	Spam Witch sammich	33
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#278	Supernova Champagne	17
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#950	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1953	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#1225	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#1955	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#593	Trollhouse cookies	35
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#280	Typical Tavern swill	17
#233	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	56
#607	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#702	Uncle Romulus	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#148	WA	3
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2954	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#660	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#240	a butt tuba	3
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#662	acid-squirting flower	3
#524	acoustic guitarrr	5
#1160	adorable seal larva	2
#89	all-purpose cleaner	113
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#242	ancient protein powder	19
#534	ancient spice	1
#243	anti-anti-antidote	12
#877	anticheese	2
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#292	antique greaves	25
#315	antique helmet	22
#221	antique shield	42
#295	antique spear	27
#318	armgun	5
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#488	asparagus knife	10
#641	asshat	1
#651	awful poetry journal	96
#399	baby killer bee	25
#1308	baconstone	5
#4406	badass belt	7
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#156	ballroom blintz	43
#280	bar skin	44
#399	barrrnacle	40
#900	baseball	1
#272	bat guano	53
#166	bat wing	112
#298	batblade	10
#214	batgut	167
#361	beach glass bead	9
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#408	beer bong	3
#673	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#271	big bass drum	3
#440	big red clown nose	12
#210	big stick	1
#595	bilge wine	7
#96	bird rib	23
#257	bit of clingfilm	16
#377	bit-o-cactus	7
#588	black & tan	1
#488	black forest cake	3
#357	black forest ham	4
#408	black greaves	4
#326	black helmet	6
#161	black kettle drum	7
#466	black pixel	39
#424	black pudding	4
#304	black shield	7
#320	black snake skin	17
#330	black sword	7
#348	blackberry	21
#668	bloody clown pants	4
#208	blue class ring	19
#716	blue pixel	40
#615	blue polka-dot oyster egg	7
#217	bone chips	91
#235	bone flute	5
#368	booty chest charrrm	13
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#316	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
#419	bottle of gin	40
#893	bottle of goofballs	29
#306	bottle of rum	196
#629	bottle of tequila	21
#205	bottle of vodka	123
#503	bottle of whiskey	58
#454	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#545	bowl of cottage cheese	23
#491	box	17
#474	boxed wine	37
#201	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	11
#133	brains casserole	3
#2173	brick	3
#436	brick of sand	1
#834	broken skull	7
#221	broken sword	18
#432	bronze breastplate	2
#373	brown sugar cane	9
#380	bubblewrap ore	4
#177	buckler buckle	2
#623	bugbear beanie	6
#534	bugbear bungguard	8
#117	bullet-proof corduroys	73
#540	bum cheek	15
#514	bunch of square grapes	2
#98	bunny liver	101
#206	buoybottoms	4
#40	burst hellseal brain	374
#263	cactus fruit	7
#222	can of Swiller	16
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#310	can of maces	3
#629	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#382	cannonball charrrm	12
#368	cardboard ore	4
#520	cardboard wakizashi	2
#506	carob chunks	4
#227	casino pass	15
#554	cast	19
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#289	cat appendix	12
#342	catgut	19
#274	centipede eggs	11
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#234	charming flute	1
#565	chef's hat	10
#226	cherry	24
#208	chewing gum on a string	87
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#173	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	12
#431	chopsticks	7
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#170	chrome sword hilt	1
#446	clay peace-sign bead	4
#72	clockwork claws	1
#364	clockwork key	6
#134	clockwork maid	1
#557	clown shoes	3
#146	clown skin	65
#3274	club necklace	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#969	cocoa egg	3
#653	cocoa eggshell fragment	39
#670	coconut shell	25
#244	coffin lid	6
#367	cog	80
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#650	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#306	cool whip	12
#357	copper ha'penny charrrm	13
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#482	corrupted data	15
#259	costume sword	2
#429	cranberries	50
#674	crazy little Turkish delight	6
#434	cream pie	1
#132	cream stout	47
#108	creamsicle	55
#90	cruelty-free wine	67
#115	crumbling rat skull	5
#176	curmudgel	8
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#108	decaying goldfish liver	76
#809	decorative fountain	1
#128	dehydrated caviar	81
#468	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#201	demon skin	78
#375	denim axe	1
#50	dense meat crossbow	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#199	dented harmonica	10
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#140	desiccated apricot	90
#3287	diamond necklace	1
#516	diamond-studded cane	8
#203	didgeridooka	28
#384	digital key lime pie	1
#604	dirty hobo gloves	16
#1476	disassembled clover	2
#1137	disco ball	10
#1087	disco mask	9
#1024	disease	1
#335	disembodied brain	10
#220	disintegrating quill pen	42
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#172	displaced fish	44
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#492	distressed denim pants	2
#1483	disturbing fanfic	6
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#325	drab sonata	12
#525	draggin' ball hat	8
#263	dried face	13
#830	drywall axe	12
#1334	duct tape	11
#1031	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#873	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	3
#1061	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1016	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#1068	dwarf bread	2
#472	eXtreme mittens	6
#417	eXtreme scarf	6
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#128	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	107
#909	empty agua de vida bottle	39
#179	empty meat tank	22
#343	enchanted barbell	4
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#461	energy drink IV	2
#271	enormous belt buckle	11
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#169	epic wad	3
#104	especially salty dog	5
#285	evil golden arch	37
#231	evil golden arches	3
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#531	eye of newt	11
#1086	eyepatch	1
#485	f3d0r4	10
#218	fairy gravy boat	5
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#808	fancy opera glasses	2
#2393	felt	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#227	figurine of a charred seal	14
#463	figurine of a cold seal	11
#183	figurine of a shadowy seal	7
#338	figurine of a sleek seal	6
#640	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#420	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#124	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	30
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#199	filthy poultice	36
#195	finger cymbals	3
#199	fire poi	15
#625	flaming crutch	5
#488	flaming talons	10
#228	flange	13
#905	flaregun	1
#26	flask of Gnomochloric acid	7
#32	flat dough	953
#819	flavored foot massage oil	1
#146	flowing hippy skirt	7
#195	flute of flat champagne	69
#479	foolscap fool's cap	4
#461	fortune cookie	1
#652	fossilized limb	5
#398	fossilized spine	3
#627	fossilized wing	2
#141	frat brats	7
#1461	friendly cheez blob	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#194	frigid hankyū	2
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#470	frilly skirt	6
#325	frozen nunchaku	9
#696	funky dried mushroom	2
#159	furniture dolly	19
#481	furry fur	115
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#948	garish pinky ring	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#157	gator skin	59
#317	gauze garter	24
#121	gauze hammock	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#244	ghuol ears	78
#445	ghuol egg	33
#341	ghuol guolash	23
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1922	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#489	giant discarded torn-up glove	9
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#453	giant foam finger	2
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#904	giant needle	7
#1480	giant pinky ring	6
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#459	glass of goat's milk	13
#288	glob of green slime	1
#638	glowing red eye	10
#14	gnatloaf casserole	66
#205	gnatwing	31
#572	gnauga hide	4
#404	gnoll lips	8
#373	gnoll teeth	10
#821	goat beard	1
#275	goat cheese pizza	36
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#824	gob of wet hair	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#2657	googly eye	1
#429	goth kid t-shirt	9
#234	gr8ps	22
#604	grapefruit	3
#670	grapes	3
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#392	grave robbing shovel	2
#382	green clay bead	21
#690	green pixel	35
#595	gremlin juice	1
#548	grog	1
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#956	grue egg	28
#109	grumpy old man charrrm	36
#191	grungy bandana	5
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#157	guano coffee cup	22
#265	guitar pick	12
#655	hair spray	1
#1046	hamethyst	7
#746	handful of confetti	56
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#313	handful of moss	11
#901	handful of sand	1
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#80	handful of walnuts	90
#356	happiness	5
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#1999	heart necklace	3
#491	heavy D	97
#158	heavy metal sonata	4
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#130	heavy necklace chain	1
#862	hellion cube	1
#28	hellseal claw	1,226
#31	hellseal whisker	723
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1595	helmet turtle	3
#637	hemp string	5
#995	herbs	1
#277	hill of beans	89
#125	hippy medical kit	48
#111	hippy protest button	59
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#105	hors d'oeuvre tray	21
#379	hot date	10
#250	hot katana blade	69
#201	hot stuffing	1
#460	hot wad	1
#400	hot wing	136
#135	huge pumpkin	2
#356	huge spoon	4
#1460	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	6
#772	ice-cold Willer	31
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#107	icy katana hilt	47
#425	icy-hot katana	1
#145	infernal fife	12
#304	infernal insoles	10
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#2409	irradiated candy cane	2
#137	jabañero pepper	5
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#31	jug of Gnomochloric acid	7
#445	jug-o-magicalness	2
#130	jumbo olive	30
#505	keg shield	1
#220	ketchup hound	30
#444	kick-ass kicks	2
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#184	knob bugle	6
#191	knob ka-bobs	7
#201	leather bookmark	1
#287	leather chaps	10
#363	leather mask	11
#126	leathery bat skin	100
#181	leathery cat skin	77
#269	leathery rat skin	11
#332	lemon	139
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#217	lihc eye	105
#285	lihc face	19
#150	lime	118
#236	linoleum crossbow	3
#448	linoleum ore	9
#437	linoleum staff	1
#120	linoleum stick	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#127	linoleum sword hilt	1
#157	lion oil	9
#667	little paper umbrella	34
#121	long pork	28
#138	long skinny balloon	77
#280	longhaired hippy wig	2
#327	loose teeth	169
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#571	lovecat tail	1
#229	lowercase N	76
#55	lucky lighter	1
#184	lump of diamond	19
#214	lupine sword	4
#1431	macaroni duck	1
#396	magic whistle	1
#626	magical ice cubes	29
#351	magicalness-in-a-can	10
#314	magilaser blastercannon	5
#677	maiden wig	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#481	margarita	1
#708	mariachi G-string	1
#809	mariachi pants	9
#537	martini	2
#181	massive sitar	1
#1984	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1550	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#217	meat engine	10
#694	meat from yesterday	1
#983	meat paste	1
#1044	meat stack	1
#1088	meat vortex	1
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#128	megatofu	93
#198	melted Jell-o shot	13
#279	memory of a C	2
#239	memory of a G	3
#274	memory of a T	2
#240	memory of an A	3
#232	memory of some delicious amino acids	3
#334	mesh cap	7
#390	metallic A	94
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#536	miner's helmet	3
#785	miner's pants	1
#24	mixed wildflower greens	86
#587	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#625	moxie weed	11
#187	mulled cider	10
#600	mullet wig	1
#220	mummy mask	1
#184	mummy wrapping	141
#1436	mushroom fermenting solution	3
#179	natural fennel soda	27
#351	necklace chain	6
#392	ninja hot pants	7
#380	ninja mop	4
#224	not-a-pipe	1
#1337	obsidian dagger	11
#330	ocarina of space	4
#1954	old sweatpants	3
#37	olive	1,009
#441	opera mask	1
#404	orange	33
#454	original G	103
#42	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
#123	oversized pipe	100
#528	oversized pizza cutter	7
#1889	oyster basket	1
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#233	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	38
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#85	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
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#458	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	15
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#448	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	35
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#505	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	9
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#827	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	9
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#679	tiny plastic goth giant	11
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#489	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	14
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#417	tiny plastic killer bee	37
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#519	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	31
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#109	tomb ratchet	12
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#34	torn hellseal sinew	413
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#442	tube sock	1
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#131	turtling rod	1
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#251	unidentified jerky	54
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#489	wad of tofu	5
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#359	war tongs	3
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#475	water wings	1
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#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#562	yeti fur	155
#605	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 21,758 items total!

what items are this player missing?