Museum :: Flegel

Flegel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1119	1-ball	2
#471	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	12
#1050	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#885	3-ball	3
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#889	4-ball	3
#170	4-dimensional guitar	12
#1077	5-ball	2
#900	6-ball	3
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1116	7-ball	2
#2245	8-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#580	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	8
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#432	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	12
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#60	Dramatic™ range	30
#1039	Drowsy Sword	13
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#135	Gaia beads	35
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#96	Genalen™ Bottle	49
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#33	Gnollish casserole dish	36
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#177	Gnollish pie tin	28
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#274	Iiti Kitty phone charm	10
#582	Imp Ale	214
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#629	Iron Beta of Industry	10
#540	Jack-in-the-box	10
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#592	Knob Goblin elite shirt	6
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#486	Knob Goblin pants	15
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#503	Knob Goblin tongs	15
#468	Knob Goblin visor	9
#567	Knob mushroom	5
#425	Knoll mushroom	21
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#121	Lockenstock™ sandals	41
#1516	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	14
#654	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	6
#823	Mad Train wine	55
#143	Manetwich	6
#278	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#603	Mohawk wig	7
#290	Monstar energy beverage	17
#832	Mountain Stream soda	4
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#583	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#579	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	3
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#555	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#99	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	13
#609	Ram's Face Lager	13
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#572	Spam Witch sammich	33
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#278	Supernova Champagne	17
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#1221	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#593	Trollhouse cookies	35
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#280	Typical Tavern swill	17
#233	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	56
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#147	WA	3
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#241	a butt tuba	3
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#88	all-purpose cleaner	113
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#242	ancient protein powder	19
#533	ancient spice	1
#244	anti-anti-antidote	12
#877	anticheese	2
#625	antique bottle opener	1
#291	antique greaves	25
#315	antique helmet	22
#221	antique shield	42
#294	antique spear	27
#319	armgun	5
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#489	asparagus knife	10
#643	asshat	1
#651	awful poetry journal	96
#399	baby killer bee	25
#1308	baconstone	5
#4406	badass belt	7
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#156	ballroom blintz	43
#280	bar skin	44
#399	barrrnacle	40
#900	baseball	1
#269	bat guano	53
#166	bat wing	112
#298	batblade	10
#214	batgut	167
#360	beach glass bead	9
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#409	beer bong	3
#672	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#952	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#272	big bass drum	3
#439	big red clown nose	12
#210	big stick	1
#596	bilge wine	7
#96	bird rib	23
#257	bit of clingfilm	16
#377	bit-o-cactus	7
#589	black & tan	1
#489	black forest cake	3
#357	black forest ham	4
#408	black greaves	4
#326	black helmet	6
#161	black kettle drum	7
#466	black pixel	39
#425	black pudding	4
#304	black shield	7
#320	black snake skin	17
#330	black sword	7
#347	blackberry	21
#668	bloody clown pants	4
#208	blue class ring	19
#716	blue pixel	40
#615	blue polka-dot oyster egg	7
#216	bone chips	91
#235	bone flute	5
#368	booty chest charrrm	13
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#317	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
#418	bottle of gin	40
#892	bottle of goofballs	29
#306	bottle of rum	196
#628	bottle of tequila	21
#204	bottle of vodka	123
#502	bottle of whiskey	58
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#545	bowl of cottage cheese	23
#491	box	17
#473	boxed wine	37
#201	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	11
#133	brains casserole	3
#2172	brick	3
#436	brick of sand	1
#834	broken skull	7
#220	broken sword	18
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#373	brown sugar cane	9
#380	bubblewrap ore	4
#178	buckler buckle	2
#623	bugbear beanie	6
#533	bugbear bungguard	8
#117	bullet-proof corduroys	73
#539	bum cheek	15
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#97	bunny liver	101
#206	buoybottoms	4
#40	burst hellseal brain	374
#263	cactus fruit	7
#223	can of Swiller	16
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#310	can of maces	3
#628	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#382	cannonball charrrm	12
#369	cardboard ore	4
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#505	carob chunks	4
#227	casino pass	15
#554	cast	19
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#289	cat appendix	12
#342	catgut	19
#273	centipede eggs	11
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#566	chef's hat	10
#226	cherry	24
#208	chewing gum on a string	87
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#173	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	12
#432	chopsticks	7
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#169	chrome sword hilt	1
#445	clay peace-sign bead	4
#72	clockwork claws	1
#364	clockwork key	6
#134	clockwork maid	1
#557	clown shoes	3
#146	clown skin	65
#3274	club necklace	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#966	cocoa egg	3
#653	cocoa eggshell fragment	39
#667	coconut shell	25
#245	coffin lid	6
#367	cog	80
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#306	cool whip	12
#357	copper ha'penny charrrm	13
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#481	corrupted data	15
#259	costume sword	2
#429	cranberries	50
#674	crazy little Turkish delight	6
#433	cream pie	1
#132	cream stout	47
#108	creamsicle	55
#91	cruelty-free wine	67
#115	crumbling rat skull	5
#176	curmudgel	8
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#108	decaying goldfish liver	76
#810	decorative fountain	1
#127	dehydrated caviar	81
#468	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#201	demon skin	78
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#1263	dense meat stack	1
#200	dented harmonica	10
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#141	desiccated apricot	90
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#516	diamond-studded cane	8
#204	didgeridooka	28
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#603	dirty hobo gloves	16
#1475	disassembled clover	2
#1138	disco ball	10
#1088	disco mask	9
#1025	disease	1
#335	disembodied brain	10
#220	disintegrating quill pen	42
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#172	displaced fish	44
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#490	distressed denim pants	2
#1483	disturbing fanfic	6
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#270	double-barreled sling	1
#325	drab sonata	12
#526	draggin' ball hat	8
#263	dried face	13
#831	drywall axe	12
#1335	duct tape	11
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#873	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	3
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#471	eXtreme mittens	6
#417	eXtreme scarf	6
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#129	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	107
#908	empty agua de vida bottle	39
#179	empty meat tank	22
#344	enchanted barbell	4
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#462	energy drink IV	2
#272	enormous belt buckle	11
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#169	epic wad	3
#103	especially salty dog	5
#285	evil golden arch	37
#232	evil golden arches	3
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#531	eye of newt	11
#1086	eyepatch	1
#485	f3d0r4	10
#218	fairy gravy boat	5
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#808	fancy opera glasses	2
#2393	felt	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#228	figurine of a charred seal	14
#465	figurine of a cold seal	11
#183	figurine of a shadowy seal	7
#340	figurine of a sleek seal	6
#640	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#421	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#124	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	30
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#199	filthy poultice	36
#196	finger cymbals	3
#200	fire poi	15
#626	flaming crutch	5
#488	flaming talons	10
#227	flange	13
#905	flaregun	1
#25	flask of Gnomochloric acid	7
#32	flat dough	953
#819	flavored foot massage oil	1
#145	flowing hippy skirt	7
#196	flute of flat champagne	69
#480	foolscap fool's cap	4
#462	fortune cookie	1
#652	fossilized limb	5
#397	fossilized spine	3
#627	fossilized wing	2
#141	frat brats	7
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#193	frigid hankyū	2
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#470	frilly skirt	6
#325	frozen nunchaku	9
#696	funky dried mushroom	2
#159	furniture dolly	19
#482	furry fur	115
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#157	gator skin	59
#317	gauze garter	24
#121	gauze hammock	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#243	ghuol ears	78
#445	ghuol egg	33
#340	ghuol guolash	23
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#489	giant discarded torn-up glove	9
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#453	giant foam finger	2
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#905	giant needle	7
#1480	giant pinky ring	6
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#458	glass of goat's milk	13
#288	glob of green slime	1
#639	glowing red eye	10
#14	gnatloaf casserole	66
#205	gnatwing	31
#572	gnauga hide	4
#404	gnoll lips	8
#373	gnoll teeth	10
#821	goat beard	1
#275	goat cheese pizza	36
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#430	goth kid t-shirt	9
#233	gr8ps	22
#604	grapefruit	3
#670	grapes	3
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#393	grave robbing shovel	2
#381	green clay bead	21
#690	green pixel	35
#595	gremlin juice	1
#548	grog	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#955	grue egg	28
#109	grumpy old man charrrm	36
#192	grungy bandana	5
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#157	guano coffee cup	22
#265	guitar pick	12
#655	hair spray	1
#1046	hamethyst	7
#747	handful of confetti	56
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#311	handful of moss	11
#898	handful of sand	1
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#81	handful of walnuts	90
#356	happiness	5
#242	headhunter necktie	2
#1997	heart necklace	3
#491	heavy D	97
#159	heavy metal sonata	4
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#129	heavy necklace chain	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#28	hellseal claw	1,226
#31	hellseal whisker	723
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1595	helmet turtle	3
#636	hemp string	5
#995	herbs	1
#278	hill of beans	89
#126	hippy medical kit	48
#112	hippy protest button	59
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#104	hors d'oeuvre tray	21
#380	hot date	10
#250	hot katana blade	69
#201	hot stuffing	1
#460	hot wad	1
#400	hot wing	136
#135	huge pumpkin	2
#356	huge spoon	4
#1461	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	6
#772	ice-cold Willer	31
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#107	icy katana hilt	47
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#145	infernal fife	12
#303	infernal insoles	10
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#137	jabañero pepper	5
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#31	jug of Gnomochloric acid	7
#444	jug-o-magicalness	2
#130	jumbo olive	30
#506	keg shield	1
#220	ketchup hound	30
#445	kick-ass kicks	2
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#183	knob bugle	6
#192	knob ka-bobs	7
#201	leather bookmark	1
#287	leather chaps	10
#364	leather mask	11
#126	leathery bat skin	100
#181	leathery cat skin	77
#269	leathery rat skin	11
#332	lemon	139
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#217	lihc eye	105
#286	lihc face	19
#150	lime	118
#236	linoleum crossbow	3
#447	linoleum ore	9
#437	linoleum staff	1
#120	linoleum stick	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#127	linoleum sword hilt	1
#155	lion oil	9
#667	little paper umbrella	34
#121	long pork	28
#138	long skinny balloon	77
#280	longhaired hippy wig	2
#326	loose teeth	169
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#229	lowercase N	76
#54	lucky lighter	1
#183	lump of diamond	19
#214	lupine sword	4
#1422	macaroni duck	1
#397	magic whistle	1
#626	magical ice cubes	29
#351	magicalness-in-a-can	10
#315	magilaser blastercannon	5
#677	maiden wig	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#480	margarita	1
#708	mariachi G-string	1
#809	mariachi pants	9
#536	martini	2
#180	massive sitar	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#217	meat engine	10
#693	meat from yesterday	1
#983	meat paste	1
#1042	meat stack	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#127	megatofu	93
#199	melted Jell-o shot	13
#278	memory of a C	2
#238	memory of a G	3
#273	memory of a T	2
#240	memory of an A	3
#232	memory of some delicious amino acids	3
#335	mesh cap	7
#390	metallic A	94
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#536	miner's helmet	3
#785	miner's pants	1
#24	mixed wildflower greens	86
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#625	moxie weed	11
#187	mulled cider	10
#600	mullet wig	1
#218	mummy mask	1
#184	mummy wrapping	141
#1437	mushroom fermenting solution	3
#179	natural fennel soda	27
#351	necklace chain	6
#393	ninja hot pants	7
#381	ninja mop	4
#225	not-a-pipe	1
#1335	obsidian dagger	11
#330	ocarina of space	4
#1945	old sweatpants	3
#37	olive	1,009
#440	opera mask	1
#405	orange	33
#454	original G	103
#42	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
#124	oversized pipe	100
#529	oversized pizza cutter	7
#1890	oyster basket	1
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#75	tarrrnish charrrm	42
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#233	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	38
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#390	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	17
#306	tiny plastic Hellion	21
#435	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	16
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#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
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#458	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	15
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#544	tiny plastic astronomer	13
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#496	tiny plastic beanbat	14
#475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	9
#449	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	35
#407	tiny plastic blooper	16
#439	tiny plastic brainsweeper	16
#335	tiny plastic briefcase bat	19
#412	tiny plastic cocoabo	38
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#505	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	9
#653	tiny plastic cubist bull	11
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#826	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	9
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#678	tiny plastic goth giant	11
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#487	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	14
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#417	tiny plastic killer bee	37
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#687	tiny plastic leprechaun	25
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#358	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	18
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#353	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	19
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#519	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	31
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#557	tiny plastic stab bat	30
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#553	tiny plastic taco cat	13
#377	tiny plastic topiary golem	17
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#735	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	10
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#189	tip jar	7
#359	tires	19
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#107	tomb ratchet	12
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#34	torn hellseal sinew	413
#604	towel	14
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#442	tube sock	1
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#131	turtling rod	1
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#251	unidentified jerky	54
#107	unrolling pin	1
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#477	viking helmet	16
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#177	volcanic ash	38
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#488	wad of tofu	5
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#359	war tongs	3
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#474	water wings	1
#126	wet stew	1
#262	whalebone corset	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
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#432	witty rapier	3
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#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#562	yeti fur	155
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 21,758 items total!

what items are this player missing?