Museum :: DancesWithTrekkies

DancesWithTrekkies

Rank	Item	Quantity
#489	"DRINK ME" potion	7
#688	1-ball	5
#613	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	7
#663	2-ball	5
#675	3-ball	5
#280	30669 scroll	35
#445	33398 scroll	34
#202	334 scroll	34
#599	4-ball	6
#263	4-dimensional guitar	5
#774	5-ball	4
#696	6-ball	5
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#904	7-ball	3
#747	8-ball	21
#8	Accordion of Jordion	55
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1000	Angry Farmer candy	36
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#143	Battlie Light Saver	3
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#459	Black No. 2	8
#56	Boozehounds Anonymous token	18
#64	Bram's choker	2
#408	Chroner	24
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#103	Claybender glasses	4
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#3602	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#326	D roll	2
#139	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	33
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#97	Duskwalker syringe	6
#881	Dyspepsi-Cola	55
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#197	Effermint™ tablets	6
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#112	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	33
#137	Fantasma en la Máquina	15
#86	Flamin' Whatshisname	3
#406	Frat Army FGF	3
#258	Friendliness Beverage	4
#39	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	9
#178	GOTO	1
#255	Gaia beads	11
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#507	Gnollish toolbox	4
#140	Green Manalishi	3
#273	Hippy Army MPE	20
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#640	Imp Ale	178
#1205	Instant Karma	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#550	Knob Goblin elite pants	6
#567	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#373	Knob Goblin firecracker	47
#425	Knob Goblin harem pants	8
#416	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#798	Knob Goblin love potion	4
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#566	Knob Goblin pants	11
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#507	Knob Goblin scimitar	13
#622	Knob Goblin seltzer	6
#585	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#719	Knob Goblin steroids	4
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#627	Knob Goblin tongs	9
#541	Knob Goblin visor	6
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#601	Knob mushroom	4
#169	Knob nuts	3
#521	Knob sausage	3
#504	Knoll mushroom	14
#173	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	7
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#213	Lockenstock™ sandals	14
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1200	M-242	1
#174	Mad Train wine	621
#401	Manetwich	1
#352	Meleegra™ pills	27
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#624	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	32
#185	Milk Studs	25
#391	Misty Cape	1
#603	Mohawk wig	7
#371	Monstar energy beverage	8
#120	Moonds	1
#118	Mornington crescent roll	2
#443	Mountain Stream soda	32
🥇	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3
#69	Nardz energy beverage	17
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#361	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#268	PADL Phone	27
#217	PEEZ dispenser	25
#388	Penultimate Fantasy chest	41
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#56	Psychotic Train wine	20
#65	Ram's Face Lager	1,422
#177	Rompedores de Fantasmas	6
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#927	Senior Mints	3
#21	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	993
#60	Snow Queen Crown	171
#140	Space Tours Tripple	7
#454	Spam Witch sammich	60
#153	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#48	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	3
#52	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	4
#48	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	3
#221	Strix stix	2
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#225	Swizzler	21
#139	T.U.R.D.S. Key	4
#791	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	41
#109	Texas tea	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#370	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	5
#532	Trollhouse cookies	47
#442	Typical Tavern swill	6
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#860	Warm Subject gift certificate	7
#127	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	31
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#127	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
#153	Wint-O-Fresh mint	126
#33	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
#142	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	7
#166	Ye Olde Meade	2
#144	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	6
#172	a butt tuba	7
#207	abominable blubber	1
#298	accidental cider	4
#14	accord ion	55
#10	accordion file	55
🥉	accordionoid rocca	55
#517	acid-squirting flower	5
#80	actual tapas	7
#141	adder	6
#354	adder bladder	18
#5	alarm accordion	32
#229	alien drugs	5
#356	all-purpose cleaner	11
#852	amulet of extreme plot significance	7
#455	ancient Magi-Wipes	7
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#158	ancient ice cream scoop	2
#166	ancient poisoned dart	11
#408	ancient protein powder	7
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#2605	anniversary gift box	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#174	anti-anti-antidote	28
#185	anticheese	60
#46	antique accordion	15
#109	antique bottle of cough syrup	7
#323	antique greaves	20
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#304	antique helmet	24
#212	antique machete	1
#232	antique packet of ketchup	7
#408	antique shield	12
#468	antique spear	10
#279	armgun	7
#486	around the world	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#144	artisanal limoncello	4
#802	asbestos ore	4
#538	asparagus knife	9
#643	asshat	1
#127	attorney's badge	5
#9	autocalliope	55
#1054	awful poetry journal	25
#164	backwoods screwdriver	6
#2450	baconstone	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#56	bag of Cheat-Os	365
#227	bag of W&Ws	21
#753	bag of lard	1
#115	bag of pygmy blood	5
#521	baggie of powdered sugar	29
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#393	bar skin	26
#11	baritone accordion	55
#2129	barrrnacle	1
#180	baseball	41
#400	bat guano	23
#216	bat wing	82
#150	batblade	30
#342	batgut	83
#587	beach glass bead	2
#489	beer bomb	24
#295	beer bong	7
#192	beer helmet	36
#148	beer lens	21
#12	beer-battered accordion	58
#66	beer-soaked mop	17
#245	bejeweled pledge pin	23
#92	bent scrap metal	7
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#216	big bass drum	5
#650	big red clown nose	5
#688	bilge wine	3
#203	bird rib	7
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#422	bit-o-cactus	5
#120	black blade	1
#104	black cloak	2
#94	black eye shadow	5
#351	black eyedrops	2
#96	black gold	9
#534	black greaves	2
#470	black helmet	3
#241	black kettle drum	3
#129	black label	3
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#323	black pension check	10
#278	black picnic basket	5
#929	black pixel	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#523	black shield	2
#454	black snake skin	9
#464	black spot	1
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#487	black sword	3
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#598	blackberry	6
#99	bloodied surgical dungarees	2
#53	bloodstain stick	13
#533	bloody clown pants	7
#89	blowdart	4
#166	blue grass	4
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#639	blue pixel	54
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#168	bone abacus	1
#11	bone bandoneon	55
#144	bone flute	14
#59	book of matches	42
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#327	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	15
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#140	bottle of Pinot Renoir	12
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#306	bottle of cooking sherry	4
#390	bottle of gin	46
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#90	bottle of laundry sherry	7
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#405	bottle of popskull	4
#829	bottle of rum	23
#344	bottle of sake	1
#437	bottle of tequila	49
#177	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#794	bottle of vodka	8
#398	bottle of whiskey	83
#197	bottle opener belt buckle	20
#890	bowl of cottage cheese	5
#53	bowling ball	43
#404	box	26
#225	box of Dweebs	18
#6715	box of sunshine	2
#815	boxed wine	10
#175	boxing glove	2
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#103	brass gear	49
#2374	brick	2
#191	briefcase	55
#1007	brine	9
#324	broken skull	60
#380	broken sword	5
#359	bronzed locust	4
#93	brown felt tophat	11
#95	brown paper bag mask	6
#86	brown paper pants	6
#580	brown sugar cane	2
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#296	bubblin' crude	26
#485	bugbear beanie	10
#383	bugbear bungguard	13
#188	bullet-proof corduroys	33
#103	bum cheek	195
#564	bunny liver	6
#194	bus pass	2
#317	cactus fruit	5
#27	calavera concertina	10
#353	calle de miel	3
#1436	can of Binarrrca	3
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#331	can of Red Minotaur	12
#181	can of maces	6
#956	can of spinach	1
#81	can of sterno	3
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1439	candied yams	5
#4784	candy cane	1
#257	candy cigarette	1
#603	cannonball charrrm	3
#324	canopic jar	12
#224	carbonated soy milk	21
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#171	cardboard katana	3
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#97	caret	2
#731	carob chunks	1
#133	carton of rotten eggs	29
#61	carton of snake milk	43
#873	casino pass	1
#459	cast	31
#159	cat appendix	33
#250	catgut	38
#502	centipede eggs	3
#235	charming flute	1
#22	cheap cigar butt	167
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#525	chef's hat	11
#464	cherry	4
#67	chicle de salchicha	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#138	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	5
#66	chocolate stolen accordion	22
#390	chopsticks	9
#273	chorizo taco	15
#686	chrome ore	4
#53	chunk of hot iron	4
#441	clown shoes	5
#430	clown skin	11
#2494	club necklace	2
#96	clutch of dodecapede eggs	12
#72	coal dust	6
#65	coal shovel	3
#457	cocktail napkin	4
#605	cocoa eggshell fragment	49
#351	coffin lid	3
#944	cog	5
#248	cold ninja mask	15
#76	cold water bottle	10
#117	colorful toad	5
#86	combat fan	1
#192	communications windchimes	59
#86	compression stocking	24
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#74	cookie cookie	6
#653	cool whip	2
#644	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#195	corn holder	7
#1027	corpse on the beach	4
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1811	corpsetini	1
#108	crêepy mask	2
#383	cranberries	61
#105	crappy waiter disguise	4
#55	crazy hobo notebook	26
#54	crazy little Turkish delight	704
#485	cream stout	2
#89	creepy doll head	1
#139	creepy ginger ale	3
#100	creepy voice box	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#102	crude voodoo doll	2
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#104	custard pie	3
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#138	cylindrical mold	14
#1025	daisy	1
#404	dead guy's watch	14
#207	death blossom	1
#581	decorative fountain	4
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#302	demon skin	36
#375	denim axe	1
#756	dense meat stack	12
#50	dented harmonica	94
#448	deodorant	3
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#362	diamond-studded cane	15
#175	didgeridooka	38
#1019	dill	20
#336	dire fudgesicle	3
#129	dirty hobo gloves	227
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#1650	disco ball	2
#1344	disco mask	4
#539	disease	12
#819	disembodied brain	1
#177	dishrag	3
#336	disintegrating quill pen	18
#72	disposable instant camera	3
#297	distilled fortified wine	9
#181	distressed denim pants	30
#1577	disturbing fanfic	4
#58	dollar sign	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#189	double-barreled sling	3
#241	drab sonata	21
#364	draggin' ball hat	17
#33	dreadlock whip	279
#293	dried face	11
#111	droopy doll eye	1
#763	drum machine	1
#136	drum of tommy ammo	7
#1005	dry noodles	3
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1923	duct tape	3
#35	dude ranch souvenir crate	2
#165	dusty animal cranium	2
#72	dusty animal jawbone	4
#12	dusty animal pelvis	33
#585	dusty bottle of Marsala	14
#545	dusty bottle of Merlot	19
#632	dusty bottle of Muscat	11
#613	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	12
#647	dusty bottle of Port	11
#640	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	10
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#143	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	3
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#83	dusty left clavicle	5
#45	dusty left eighth rib	9
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#29	dusty left femur	13
#27	dusty left fibula	16
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#201	dusty left humerus	2
#143	dusty left kneecap	3
#110	dusty left ninth rib	4
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#199	dusty left second rib	2
#191	dusty left seventh rib	2
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#184	dusty left tenth rib	2
#125	dusty left third front claw	3
#82	dusty left third rear claw	5
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#153	dusty left twelfth rib	3
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#284	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#196	dusty right eighth rib	2
#139	dusty right eleventh rib	3
#206	dusty right femur	2
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#187	dusty right first rear claw	2
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#136	dusty right kneecap	3
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#182	dusty right second front claw	2
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#136	dusty right seventh rib	3
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#188	dusty right third rib	2
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#293	dusty right tibia	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#187	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#82	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	5
#141	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	3
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#140	dusty third cervical vertebra	3
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#120	eagle feather	2
#104	eagle's milk	4
#337	eggbeater	1
#156	electric snakebite	1
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#151	eleven-foot pole	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#283	enchanted barbell	6
#370	enchanted bean	5
#287	energy drink IV	9
#161	enormous belt buckle	28
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#82	equal sign	2
#244	evil golden arch	45
#175	exotic jungle fruit	2
#156	expensive cigar	1
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#83	extra-flat panini	5
#199	extra-strength strongness elixir	9
#1016	eye of newt	1
#516	eyepatch	10
#416	f3d0r4	13
#70	fabric hardener	6
#72	fabric softener	4
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#507	fake blood	2
#473	fancy bath salts	16
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#281	ferret bait	33
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#204	fettucini Inconnu	3
#424	figurine of a charred seal	7
#652	figurine of a cold seal	5
#408	figurine of a shadowy seal	2
#444	figurine of a slippery seal	3
#93	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	52
#571	filthy corduroys	6
#598	filthy knitted dread sack	5
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#427	filthy pestle	3
#317	filthy poultice	10
#880	fine wine	1
#234	finger cymbals	2
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#149	fire of unknown origin	2
#183	fire poi	18
#526	fish-liver oil	3
#48	fishy pipe	1
#78	fizzing spore pod	1
#426	flaming crutch	11
#328	flaming talons	21
#754	flaregun	4
#119	flask flops	5
#215	flask of tainted mining oil	16
#85	flavorless gruel	15
#121	fleetwood chain	2
#119	flimsy clipboard	20
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#231	foam noodle	5
#430	foolscap fool's cap	5
#142	fortune cookie	31
#323	frat brats	1
#100	freezerburned ice cube	3
#192	freshwater pearl necklace	2
#222	fricasseed brains	5
#777	frightful feather	1
#88	frigid hankyū	9
#323	frigid mote	2
#355	frigid ninja stars	102
#225	frozen nunchaku	15
#395	funky dried mushroom	13
#33	funky junk key	3
#78	funny bone	6
#310	furniture dolly	5
#1456	furry fur	1
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#52	ga-ga radio	172
#334	gas balloon	14
#479	gauze garter	5
#6	ghost accordion	55
#1153	ghost cucumber	20
#131	ghost key	1
#501	ghost of a necklace	2
#287	ghuol ears	56
#353	ghuol egg	53
#333	ghuol guolash	24
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#253	giant foam finger	10
#76	giant giant moth dust	15
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#159	giant heirloom grape tomato	2
#270	giant moxie weed	11
#606	giant needle	30
#213	giant penguin keychain	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#81	giant safety pin	19
#139	giant turkey leg	3
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#112	ginger snaps	2
#94	glark cable	2
🥈	glass eye	1
#798	glass of goat's milk	2
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#71	glob of cream cheese	3
#66	glob of enchanted icing	8
#81	glob of spoiled mayo	17
#200	glowing fungus	1
#674	glowing red eye	9
#158	gnatwing	48
#58	gnawed-up dog bone	1
#404	gnoll lips	8
#508	gnoll teeth	5
#627	goat beard	3
#642	goat cheese	7
#387	gob of wet hair	32
#109	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	7
#89	government	1
#241	government cheese	3
#441	gr8ps	7
#526	grapefruit	5
#722	grapes	2
#882	green balloon	1
#381	green clay bead	21
#604	green pixel	52
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#216	gremlin juice	10
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#527	grumpy old man charrrm	2
#7	guancertina	55
#436	guano coffee cup	2
#300	guitar pick	10
#120	gun cleaning kit	1
#102	gunky chicken	3
#198	haggis-infused soap	1
#242	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
#655	hair spray	1
#183	half of a gold tooth	4
#238	half-baked potion	2
#82	half-melted spoon	2
#229	half-rotten brain	3
#86	half-size scalpel	2
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Wow, that's 24,662 items total!

what items are this player missing?