Museum :: Gourdy

Gourdy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#688	1-ball	5
#535	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#850	2-ball	3
#1456	3-ball	1
#496	30669 scroll	12
#526	33398 scroll	22
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#1076	5-ball	2
#23	5-hour acrimony	600
#1072	6-ball	2
#250	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	12
#1485	7-ball	1
#1530	8-ball	5
#401	9-ball	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#18	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#940	Amulet of Yendor	11
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#899	BGE shotglass	6
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#110	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	25
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#377	Black No. 2	11
#344	Blood Light	10
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#243	Boris's ring	7
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#762	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
#800	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#492	CRIMBCO mug	23
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#21	Can of Spaghetto	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#102	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#1370	Cloaca grenade	4
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#293	Corpse Island iced tea	18
#420	Crimbo salad	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#25	Crimbonium fuel rod	150
#58	Crimbot battery	50
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	11
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	12
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2255	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#261	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	23
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#72	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	5
#78	Divine	15
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#477	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	8
#65	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	18
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#547	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#8	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	10
#19	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	10
#64	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	10
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	10
#24	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	10
#38	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	10
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	10
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	10
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	10
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#92	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#270	Elmley shades	3
#13	En Una Fila Tequila	4
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#38	FDKOL hotcakes	212
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#1272	Feynman gate	4
#32	Frosty's frosty mug	69
#392	Gaia beads	4
#86	Game Grid token	100
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#142	Genalen™ Bottle	25
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#8	Gets-You-Drunk	11
#89	Gin Mint	1
#553	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#498	Gnollish plunger	3
#487	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#174	Go-Wassail	113
#84	Gordon Bennett	10
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#43	Gummy Brains	12
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#171	Hell ramen	32
#34	Hodgman's blanket	31
#18	Hundred Headed IPA	19
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1088	Imp Ale	44
#56	Instant Karma	223
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#666	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	7
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#367	Knob Goblin elite helm	13
#354	Knob Goblin elite pants	13
#443	Knob Goblin elite polearm	9
#592	Knob Goblin elite shirt	6
#149	Knob Goblin eyedrops	3
#514	Knob Goblin firecracker	27
#340	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#354	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#517	Knob Goblin love potion	14
#111	Knob Goblin lunchbox	15
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#525	Knob Goblin pants	13
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#195	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	7
#418	Knob Goblin scimitar	20
#201	Knob Goblin seltzer	100
#295	Knob Goblin spatula	29
#410	Knob Goblin steroids	18
#303	Knob Goblin superseltzer	20
#472	Knob Goblin tongs	18
#468	Knob Goblin visor	9
#83	Knob lo mein	5
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#313	Knob sausage	13
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#71	Knob stroganoff	7
#89	Knob stuffed shells	25
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#670	Knoll mushroom	7
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#725	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4
#74	Lucky Surprise Egg	125
#30	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#1201	M-242	1
#1227	Mad Train wine	12
#72	Mae West	23
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#239	Manetwich	3
#41	Marquis de Poivre soda	999
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#163	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	30
#403	Meat detector	1
#111	Meat maid body	2
#415	Meleegra™ pills	21
#778	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#752	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#919	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#953	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#681	Mohawk wig	5
#74	Mon Tiki	32
#243	Monstar energy beverage	25
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#1463	Mr. Mediocrebar	22
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#239	NG	4
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#70	Neuromancer	17
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#31	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	64
#464	Orcish baseball cap	5
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#5	Otorian Battle Scar	1
#17	Outer Wolf™ cologne	13
#494	PADL Phone	4
#18	Pain Dip	150
#59	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	26
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#647	Penultimate Fantasy chest	8
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#260	Pine-Fresh air freshener	12
#28	PlexiPips	50
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#13	Rümpelstiltz	2
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2281	Rock Pops	5
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#217	Schrödinger's thermos	101
#189	Silver Bullet beer	13
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#40	Sogg-Os	11
#598	Spam Witch sammich	27
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#9	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	4
#469	Spooky Surprise Egg	21
#774	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	6
#63	Stephen's secret formula	3
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#773	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	43
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#241	The Cooler Out of Space	11
#102	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#599	Trollhouse cookies	34
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#514	Typical Tavern swill	3
#84	Ultrasoldier Serum	16
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#211	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	61
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#174	WA	2
#594	Wand of Nagamar	7
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#30	Wax Flask	50
#27	Wet Russian	12
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2424	Yummy Tummy bean	12
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#246	a little sump'm sump'm	11
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#20	accidental mutton	3
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#407	adder bladder	13
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#160	alien drugs	12
#108	alien protein powder	1
#148	alien source code printout	2
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#37	ammonite fossil	143
#898	amulet of extreme plot significance	6
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#583	ancient protein powder	2
#314	ancient spice	6
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#423	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
#27	angst burger	600
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#222	anti-anti-antidote	17
#1062	anticheese	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#226	antique bottle opener	4
#722	antique greaves	2
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#667	antique helmet	3
#205	antique painting of a landscape	4
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#457	antique record album	5
#744	antique shield	2
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#773	antique spear	2
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#902	asbestos ore	3
#303	asbestos sword	2
#303	asparagus knife	24
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#451	aspirin	2
#469	asshat	2
#452	astral mushroom	18
#996	astronaut pants	6
#7	augmented-reality shades	100
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#95	bätzle	22
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#1308	baconstone	5
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#130	baconstone pendant	3
#7429	badass belt	1
#105	badass pie	1
#830	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#747	bag of airline peanuts	37
#75	bag of bones	10
#45	bag of grain	2
#287	bag of lard	4
#171	baggie of powdered sugar	165
#430	balaclava	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#173	ballast turtle	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#225	banana	29
#90	banana cream pie	8
#88	banana milkshake	1
#325	banana peel	11
#61	banana smoothie	15
#49	banana spritzer	9
#112	bananagate	56
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#521	bar skin	15
#320	barbed-wire fence	15
#1801	barrrnacle	2
#367	barskin hat	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#758	baseball	2
#501	bat guano	13
#455	bat wing	22
#355	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#606	batblade	2
#475	batgut	41
#205	bath ball gift set	23
#437	battered Crimbo Crate	25
#70	battered hubcap	10
#361	beach glass bead	9
#100	beefy fish meat	10
#860	beer bomb	3
#465	beer bong	2
#561	beer helmet	2
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#30	belemnite fossil	157
#41	bezoar ring	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#577	big red clown nose	7
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#369	bite-me-red lipstick	33
#35	black eyedrops	19
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#283	black pension check	14
#222	black picnic basket	8
#570	black pixel	22
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#509	black snake skin	7
#293	black snowcone	12
#258	black spot	3
#571	black sword	2
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#75	blank diary	2
#402	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	18
#13	blood sausage	8
#57	blood-drive sticker	2
#59	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#319	bloody mary	5
#723	blue pixel	39
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#472	blue snowcone	12
#37	blue tulip	15
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#142	blue-frosted astral cupcake	10
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#133	bone aperitif	4
#213	bone collar	1
#148	bone meal	3
#316	bone rattle	5
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#770	bottle of Blank-Out	3
#172	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	12
#149	bottle of Definit	15
#144	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	17
#44	bottle of Greedy Dog	2
#157	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	13
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#163	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	18
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#103	bottle of Mystic Shell	9
#100	bottle of Ooze-O	16
#84	bottle of Pete's Sake	10
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#177	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	5
#407	bottle of alcohol	5
#257	bottle of antifreeze	4
#161	bottle of bubbles	73
#636	bottle of gin	17
#3304	bottle of goofballs	4
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#110	bottle of pirate juice	7
#315	bottle of popskull	6
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#803	bottle of rum	25
#154	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	7
#565	bottle of tequila	28
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#637	bottle of vodka	14
#571	bottle of whiskey	43
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#87	bottled day	3
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#142	bow staff	1
#59	bowl of cottage cheese	584
#80	bowl of fishysoisse	10
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1249	box of sunshine	166
#161	boxed champagne	12
#776	boxed wine	11
#25	brain preservation fluid	9
#139	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	25
#152	brainy skull	3
#318	brass stinger	1
#97	breaded beer	5
#75	breakfast miracle	4
#705	brick	50
#746	briefcase	1
#81	brine	166
#1032	broken skull	3
#341	broken sword	7
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#272	brown sugar cane	16
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#38	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	2
#198	bubblewrap ore	11
#740	bubbly potion	4
#1630	buckyball	1
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#529	bugbear beanie	9
#788	bugbear bungguard	3
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#426	bum cheek	30
#221	bunch of bananas	23
#56	bungle in the jungle	28
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#50	buzzing mushroom wine	1
#106	calavera concertina	2
#121	calle de miel	16
#26	can of Adultwitch™	4
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#354	can of Red Minotaur	11
#163	can of Swiller	31
#545	can of fake snow	1
#215	can of maces	5
#178	can of spinach	11
#164	can of starch	1
#27	can of sterno	12
#220	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	37
#175	candied bolts	6
#1141	candied kobold	1
#287	candied nuts	5
#601	candied yams	15
#858	candy brain	1
#1862	candy cane	14
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#666	candy knuckles	4
#1327	candy stake	5
#537	canopic jar	2
#667	canteen of wine	37
#187	carbonated soy milk	30
#257	carbonated water lily	20
#14	card sleeve	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#213	cardboard ore	10
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#77	carob cannon	1
#505	carob chunks	4
#245	casino pass	13
#636	cast	11
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#527	catgut	8
#355	chaos butterfly	651
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#380	chef's hat	22
#293	cherry	12
#274	cherry pie	1
#449	chewing gum on a string	13
#68	chicle de salchicha	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#267	chloroform rag	12
#52	choco-Crimbot	100
#82	chocolate cigar	18
#32	chocolate disco ball	100
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#208	chocolate turtle totem	1
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#591	chopsticks	3
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#588	chrome ore	6
#372	chrome sword	2
#1037	chunk of depleted Grimacite	8
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1149	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#290	clay peace-sign bead	12
#43	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	5
#44	clockwork chef-in-the-box	5
#24	clockwork crossbow	3
#102	clockwork hat	1
#70	clockwork maid	3
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#720	cloudy potion	5
#1208	clown hammer	11
#798	clown shoes	1
#660	clown skin	3
#185	clown wig	1
#1983	club necklace	3
#339	cocoa eggshell fragment	200
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#824	cog	10
#48	cold hi mein	30
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#206	wolf mask	173
#464	wolfman mask	13
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#366	wooden axe	1
#391	wooden stakes	6
#596	wool hat	1
#347	worn tophat	3
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#559	wussiness potion	13
#926	x-ray specs	11
#118	yak whip	1
#125	yam candy	2
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#29	yellow brick road	86
#503	yellow candy heart	50
#172	yellow drunki-bear	2
#201	yellow gummi ingot	166
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#829	yellow snowcone	37
#274	yeti fur	788
#1584	yo	3
#1565	yo-yo	6

Wow, that's 51,197 items total!

what items are this player missing?