Museum :: iMMASMASHYOFACE

iMMASMASHYOFACE

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1118	1-ball	2
#420	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	15
#1051	2-ball	2
#1080	3-ball	2
#308	30669 scroll	30
#252	33398 scroll	92
#297	334 scroll	20
#889	4-ball	3
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#320	668 scroll	2
#454	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#904	7-ball	3
#559	8-ball	37
#131	ASCII shirt	18
#199	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#732	Angry Farmer candy	77
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#404	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	27
#150	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#342	Black No. 2	14
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#2383	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#133	Boris's key lime	4
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1989	Boss Bat britches	3
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#533	Cloaca grenade	28
#496	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#449	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1200	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#697	Crown of the Goblin King	36
#628	Daffy Taffy	45
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#279	Dolphin King's crown	16
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#1087	Drowsy Sword	12
#482	Dyspepsi grenade	27
#1412	Dyspepsi-Cola	13
#391	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	8
#426	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#406	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	6
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#98	El Vibrato power sphere	16
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#128	Elmley shades	9
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#597	Ent cider	9
#428	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	15
#65	Frogade	11
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#370	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#192	Gaia beads	19
#199	Genalen™ Bottle	12
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#182	Gnollish casserole dish	4
#253	Gnollish flyswatter	12
#258	Gnollish pie server	7
#330	Gnollish pie tin	10
#279	Gnollish plunger	10
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#395	Gnollish toolbox	8
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#383	Hell ramen	5
#393	Hippy Army MPE	7
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#83	Hodgman's blanket	14
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1056	Imp Ale	48
#1114	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#139	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#347	Jolly Roger charrrm	10
#221	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
#512	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	12
#835	Kissin' Cousins	1
#441	Knob Goblin elite helm	10
#440	Knob Goblin elite pants	10
#420	Knob Goblin elite polearm	10
#416	Knob Goblin elite shirt	13
#577	Knob Goblin firecracker	21
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#415	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#372	Knob Goblin love potion	30
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#499	Knob Goblin pants	14
#739	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#90	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	25
#490	Knob Goblin scimitar	14
#586	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#391	Knob Goblin steroids	20
#431	Knob Goblin tongs	22
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#129	Knob lo mein	2
#131	Knob pasty	4
#249	Knob sausage	23
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#347	Knoll mushroom	29
#178	Knoll shroomkabob	9
#669	LED block	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#79	Let Me Be!	11
#135	Lockenstock™ sandals	35
#834	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	32
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#422	Mad Train wine	235
#136	Mae West	10
#130	Manetwich	7
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#190	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	12
#219	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	16
#403	Meat detector	1
#68	Meat maid body	5
#301	Meleegra™ pills	32
#107	Mer-kin fastjuice	4
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#750	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	16
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#726	Mohawk wig	4
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1365	Mr. Mediocrebar	26
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#650	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	7
#160	Oil of Parrrlay	20
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#157	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	9
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#869	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#590	Orcish baseball cap	3
#212	Orcish cargo shorts	15
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#494	PADL Phone	4
#1001	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#493	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#47	Ralph IX cognac	4
#394	Ram's Face Lager	56
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1177	Rock Pops	36
#165	SPF 451 lip balm	15
#2544	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#10	Sinful Desires	191
#392	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#400	Snow Queen Crown	5
#428	Spam Witch sammich	69
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#250	Swabbie™ swab	11
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#753	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	45
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#101	The Ring	1
#183	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	28
#418	Travels with Jerry	3
#532	Trollhouse cookies	47
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#166	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	22
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#931	Valentine	15
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#356	White Citadel burger	3
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#537	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#1778	Yummy Tummy bean	56
#154	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#180	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	7
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#19	Zombo's shield	4
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#480	acoustic guitarrr	6
#294	adder bladder	27
#191	all-purpose cleaner	48
#1101	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
#337	ancient Magi-Wipes	12
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#311	ancient protein powder	12
#72	ancient spice	67
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#154	ant agonist	22
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#128	ant sickle	3
#766	anticheese	3
#654	antique greaves	3
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#665	antique helmet	3
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#669	antique shield	3
#692	antique spear	3
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#175	asbestos apron	7
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#95	asbestos staff	6
#180	asbestos sword	4
#673	asparagus knife	5
#343	asshat	4
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#763	awful poetry journal	62
#1324	baby killer bee	3
#2450	baconstone	1
#1420	badass belt	39
#633	bag of Cheat-Os	6
#504	bag of lard	2
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#226	ballroom blintz	20
#1145	banana	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#237	bar skin	59
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#381	barrrnacle	42
#159	baseball	49
#190	bat guano	96
#78	bat haggis	10
#200	bat wing	92
#41	bat wing kabob	17
#606	batblade	2
#406	batgut	58
#617	battered Crimbo Crate	15
#167	battered hubcap	2
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#198	beach glass bead	27
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#430	bed of coals	2
#284	beer bomb	103
#282	beer bong	8
#254	beer goggles	1
#206	beer lens	13
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#138	begpwnia	45
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#147	bellhop bell	3
#179	big bad voodoo mask	4
#497	big red clown nose	10
#430	bilge wine	21
#277	bit of clingfilm	15
#319	bit-o-cactus	10
#66	black eyedrops	11
#42	black facepaint	14
#669	black forest cake	1
#450	black forest ham	2
#307	black greaves	7
#364	black helmet	5
#453	black pension check	4
#559	black pixel	24
#489	black plastic oyster egg	10
#602	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#632	black pudding	1
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#275	black shield	9
#385	black snake skin	11
#349	black spot	2
#485	black sword	3
#269	black velvet box	1
#567	blackberry	7
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#401	bloody beer	23
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#391	blue glowstick	4
#505	blue pixel	98
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#327	booty chest charrrm	18
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#132	bottle of alcohol	40
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#459	bottle of gin	33
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#424	bottle of rum	109
#55	bottle of sewage schnapps	139
#250	bottle of tequila	120
#292	bottle of vodka	73
#560	bottle of whiskey	45
#112	bottled inspiration	10
#238	bowl of cottage cheese	116
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#341	box	36
#3025	box of sunshine	28
#750	boxed wine	12
#101	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	39
#183	brainy skull	2
#62	brick of sand	28
#291	broken skull	70
#447	broken sword	3
#355	bronze breastplate	3
#393	bronzed locust	3
#202	brown sugar cane	27
#261	bubbly potion	57
#1627	buckyball	1
#792	bugbear beanie	3
#638	bugbear bungguard	5
#347	bullet-proof corduroys	9
#504	bum cheek	18
#321	bunch of square grapes	10
#244	bungle in the jungle	4
#375	buoybottoms	1
#147	cactus fruit	19
#534	calle de miel	1
#665	can of Binarrrca	13
#76	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	9
#573	can of Red Minotaur	5
#106	can of Swiller	55
#119	can of black paint	3
#402	can of maces	2
#238	can of spinach	9
#728	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	12
#783	candied yams	11
#4787	candy cane	1
#426	cannonball charrrm	10
#203	canopic jar	39
#282	carbonated soy milk	12
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#443	cardboard ore	3
#295	cardboard wakizashi	8
#179	carob chunk cookies	15
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#873	casino pass	1
#596	cast	14
#52	cast-iron legacy paddle	4
#329	cat appendix	10
#318	catgut	23
#204	centipede eggs	18
#779	chaos butterfly	89
#624	chef's hat	8
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#531	chewing gum on a string	9
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#206	chloroform rag	20
#140	chocolate filthy lucre	80
#670	chopsticks	2
#300	chorizo brownies	6
#229	chrome crossbow	3
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#350	chrome ore	15
#121	chrome staff	5
#112	chrome stick	2
#523	chrome sword	1
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#186	clay peace-sign bead	30
#747	clockwork key	1
#291	cloudy potion	47
#441	clown shoes	5
#363	clown skin	16
#1154	club necklace	6
#302	cocktail napkin	11
#799	cocoa eggshell fragment	18
#729	coconut shell	17
#147	coffin lid	11
#295	cog	101
#200	cold hi mein	2
#286	cold ninja mask	12
#84	cold nuggets	57
#415	comfy coffin	3
#134	communications windchimes	119
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#746	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#338	cool whip	10
#457	copper ha'penny charrrm	7
#632	cornuthaum	3
#1823	corpse on the beach	1
#1819	corpsedriver	1
#1466	corpsetini	2
#136	costume sword	6
#246	cottage	1
#538	cranberries	30
#569	crazy little Turkish delight	10
#347	cream stout	6
#140	creamsicle	41
#151	crowbarrr	16
#137	cruelty-free wine	28
#32	cryptic puzzle box	1
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#150	curmudgel	10
#919	cyborg doll	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#393	dance card	3
#272	dark potion	58
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#67	decaying goldfish liver	112
#280	decorative fountain	26
#358	dehydrated caviar	10
#47	delectable fire ant	62
#822	delicious salad	30
#40	delicious shimmering moth	163
#22	delicious stinkbug	281
#163	demon skin	105
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#374	denim axe	1
#669	dense meat stack	22
#176	depantsing bomb	30
#265	desiccated apricot	26
#1146	diamond necklace	6
#547	diamond-studded cane	7
#1622	dill	1
#914	dirty hobo gloves	3
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1531	disco mask	2
#380	disease	29
#467	disembodied brain	5
#336	disintegrating quill pen	18
#354	displaced fish	10
#984	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1146	disturbing fanfic	20
#120	divine blowout	302
#153	divine can of silly string	234
#85	divine champagne flute	238
#183	divine champagne popper	40
#90	divine cracker	169
#221	divine noisemaker	95
#1607	dollhive	1
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#357	dope wheels	1
#375	drab sonata	10
#708	draggin' ball hat	3
#213	dried face	18
#268	drum machine	20
#336	drywall axe	39
#1652	duct tape	6
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#164	dull fish scale	41
#553	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#687	dusty Crimbo crate	14
#670	dusty bottle of Marsala	10
#599	dusty bottle of Merlot	14
#561	dusty bottle of Muscat	15
#324	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	56
#380	dusty bottle of Port	43
#374	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	36
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#299	dusty left second rear claw	1
#199	dusty left second rib	2
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#143	dusty right first front claw	3
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#287	dusty right radius	1
#288	dusty right scapula	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#187	dusty right third rib	2
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#191	dusty third thoracic vertebra	2
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#302	dwarf bread	14
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#365	eXtreme mittens	10
#567	eXtreme scarf	3
#1554	easter egg balloon	15
#75	eel skin	2
#229	effervescent potion	75
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#380	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	30
#190	empty meat tank	20
#260	enchanted barbell	7
#322	enchanted bean	7
#926	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#249	energy drink IV	11
#184	enormous belt buckle	21
#216	enormous hoop earring	6
#121	epic wad	5
#719	evil golden arch	4
#272	exploding hacky-sack	4
#170	extra-greasy slider	14
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#297	eye of newt	38
#403	eye-pod	1
#190	eyedrops of newt	1
#39	eyedrops of the ocelot	18
#204	eyepatch	46
#526	f3d0r4	8
#320	facsimile dictionary	33
#298	fairy gravy boat	3
#508	fake blood	2
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#339	fancy bath salts	35
#229	fancy canapés	2
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#343	fermenting powder	3
#188	ferret bait	73
#375	fetid feather	18
#149	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	22
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#489	filthy corduroys	9
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#202	filthy pestle	14
#258	filthy poultice	19
#880	fine wine	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#23	fire poi	269
#326	fish-liver oil	24
#389	fizzy potion	30
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#486	flaming crutch	9
#425	flaming feather	19
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#514	flaming talons	9
#527	flange	2
#270	flaregun	51
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#398	flirtatious feather	12
#206	flowing hippy skirt	4
#276	flute of flat champagne	30
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#479	foolscap fool's cap	4
#269	foon	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#55	frat brats	22
#376	frayed rope belt	3
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#462	frightful feather	11
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#355	frigid ninja stars	103
#680	frilly skirt	2
#75	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	10
#18	frozen banquet	64
#430	frozen feather	16
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#254	funky dried mushroom	37
#340	furniture dolly	4
#763	furry fur	40
#427	furry pants	1
#320	fuzzbump	8
#83	ganger bandana	1
#148	gas balloon	82
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#1017	valuable trinket	50
#266	vampire collar	7
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
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#48	vial of baconstone juice	3
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#589	viking helmet	10
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#315	white Canadian	10
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#862	yellow plastic oyster egg	7
#1036	yeti fur	25
#344	yohohoyo	5
#32	yummy death watch beetle	150

Wow, that's 38,681 items total!

what items are this player missing?