| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #152 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 17 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #315 | Gaia beads | 7 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #369 | Hippy Army MPE | 9 |
| #296 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 7 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #487 | Monstar energy beverage | 3 |
| #2455 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #492 | PADL Phone | 4 |
| #2350 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2546 | Yummy Tummy bean | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #797 | beer bomb | 5 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #453 | beer helmet | 5 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #617 | bejeweled pledge pin | 2 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #411 | bottle opener belt buckle | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #410 | bullet-proof corduroys | 5 |
| #37 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #318 | carbonated soy milk | 10 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #312 | communications windchimes | 20 |
| #262 | didgeridooka | 14 |
| #653 | disintegrating quill pen | 3 |
| #484 | distressed denim pants | 2 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #868 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 5 |
| #598 | enormous belt buckle | 2 |
| #531 | ferret bait | 4 |
| #408 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 2 |
| #276 | filthy poultice | 15 |
| #308 | fire poi | 6 |
| #768 | flaming feather | 2 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #607 | funky dried mushroom | 4 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #469 | gas balloon | 6 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #427 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #531 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #326 | hippy medical kit | 7 |
| #406 | hippy protest button | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #417 | keg shield | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #471 | megatofu | 6 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #249 | natural fennel soda | 13 |
| #308 | oversized pipe | 14 |
| #501 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #505 | pink clay bead | 18 |
| #39 | powdered candy sushi set | 22 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #348 | reinforced beaded headband | 8 |
| #1985 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #473 | round purple sunglasses | 4 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #301 | sausage bomb | 3 |
| #261 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #57 | sweet mochi ball | 40 |
| #43 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #386 | tattered scrap of paper | 10 |
| #498 | tequila grenade | 3 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #400 | tube of dread wax | 5 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #657 | water pipe bomb | 18 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #366 | wicker shield | 4 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |