| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #153 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 17 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #316 | Gaia beads | 7 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #369 | Hippy Army MPE | 9 |
| #298 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 7 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #488 | Monstar energy beverage | 3 |
| #2452 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #494 | PADL Phone | 4 |
| #2348 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2544 | Yummy Tummy bean | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #800 | beer bomb | 5 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #458 | beer helmet | 5 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #619 | bejeweled pledge pin | 2 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #411 | bottle opener belt buckle | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #409 | bullet-proof corduroys | 5 |
| #37 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #317 | carbonated soy milk | 10 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #314 | communications windchimes | 20 |
| #263 | didgeridooka | 14 |
| #653 | disintegrating quill pen | 3 |
| #490 | distressed denim pants | 2 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #871 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 5 |
| #599 | enormous belt buckle | 2 |
| #532 | ferret bait | 4 |
| #409 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 2 |
| #274 | filthy poultice | 15 |
| #308 | fire poi | 6 |
| #768 | flaming feather | 2 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #608 | funky dried mushroom | 4 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #470 | gas balloon | 6 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #429 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #537 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #328 | hippy medical kit | 7 |
| #408 | hippy protest button | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #419 | keg shield | 2 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #471 | megatofu | 6 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #249 | natural fennel soda | 13 |
| #310 | oversized pipe | 14 |
| #503 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #511 | pink clay bead | 18 |
| #39 | powdered candy sushi set | 22 |
| #532 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #847 | red class ring | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #350 | reinforced beaded headband | 8 |
| #1988 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #475 | round purple sunglasses | 4 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #303 | sausage bomb | 3 |
| #262 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #57 | sweet mochi ball | 40 |
| #43 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #386 | tattered scrap of paper | 10 |
| #499 | tequila grenade | 3 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #400 | tube of dread wax | 5 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #657 | water pipe bomb | 18 |
| #856 | white class ring | 3 |
| #368 | wicker shield | 4 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |