| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #115 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #226 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 3 |
| #217 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 2 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Bowman | 2 |
| #169 | Alice's Army Cleric | 2 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Coward | 2 |
| #108 | Alice's Army Dervish | 2 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #206 | Alice's Army Guard | 2 |
| #206 | Alice's Army Halberder | 2 |
| #162 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 2 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Horseman | 2 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 2 |
| #215 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #106 | Alice's Army Martyr | 2 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Ninja | 2 |
| #206 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Page | 2 |
| #217 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 2 |
| #110 | Alice's Army Sniper | 2 |
| #206 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 2 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 2 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Wallman | 2 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #113 | Ancient Saucehelm | 13 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #71 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #70 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #95 | BRICKO eye brick | 911 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #82 | BRICKO pearl | 2 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #434 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 26 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #25 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 25 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #102 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #96 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1243 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #328 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 23 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #1058 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #33 | C.H.U.M. chum | 78 |
| #163 | C.H.U.M. knife | 6 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #246 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #195 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #216 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #11 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #7 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #914 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3218 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #524 | Crown of the Goblin King | 48 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #444 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #29 | Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #144 | Dolphin King's crown | 30 |
| #433 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 14 |
| #222 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 16 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #374 | Drowsy Sword | 51 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #20 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #284 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #500 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #270 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #14 | Essence of Bear | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #120 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #246 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #21 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #83 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #64 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 2 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #392 | Gaia beads | 4 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #35 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #244 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 9 |
| #15 | Gene Tonic: Mer-kin | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #142 | Gnollish casserole dish | 7 |
| #633 | Gnollish flyswatter | 2 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #726 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #416 | Gnollish toolbox | 7 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #186 | Goodfella contract | 301 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #116 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #405 | Hippy Army MPE | 6 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #247 | Hollandaise helmet | 17 |
| #472 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 3 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #348 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #43 | Inndya trading card | 3 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #765 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #721 | Jack-in-the-box | 6 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #507 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 5 |
| #102 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 27 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #254 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 40 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #122 | Knob stroganoff | 3 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #702 | Knoll mushroom | 6 |
| #389 | Knoll shroomkabob | 2 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #47 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #400 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 3 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #548 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 50 |
| #405 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 18 |
| #168 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 365 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #87 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #497 | M-242 | 11 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #173 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #117 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| #519 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 15 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #437 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #205 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #331 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 7 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #757 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 6 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hookspear | 2 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #148 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 2 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin roundshield | 2 |
| #56 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 2 |
| #155 | Mer-kin takebag | 2 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #913 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 6 |
| #344 | Microplushie: Bropane | 31 |
| #370 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 9 |
| #318 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 15 |
| #253 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 10 |
| #336 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 24 |
| #348 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 34 |
| #294 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #326 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 18 |
| #324 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 41 |
| #287 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 27 |
| #329 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 29 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #340 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #237 | Misty Robe | 6 |
| #1419 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #851 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #260 | Monstar energy beverage | 22 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #105 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #159 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1001 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 46 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #92 | Muschat | 1 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #303 | NG | 2 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #578 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #629 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #11 | Olympic-sized Clan crate | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #873 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #1231 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #44 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #187 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 8 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #628 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 2 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #45 | Poison Oak trading card | 3 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #110 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 15 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #287 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #292 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 5 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #115 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 6 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #294 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 7 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #667 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #265 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 8 |
| #472 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #168 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #481 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #904 | Rock Pops | 54 |
| #370 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #115 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #143 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #393 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #70 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #196 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 7 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #616 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #32 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 2 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #35 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 2 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #536 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #86 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 2 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #291 | Supernova Champagne | 15 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #99 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #9 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #48 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #86 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #53 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #807 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #530 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1499 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #110 | Tiger-lily's milk | 22 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #255 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 14 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #937 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #542 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #117 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 2 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #414 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 5 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #46 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #2406 | Valentine | 1 |
| #91 | Van der Graaf helmet | 2 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #478 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #431 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1631 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #900 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #2861 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #157 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #208 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #39 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #501 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #108 | ancient cursed foot locker | 3 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #190 | ancient stone fist | 4 |
| #164 | ancient stone head | 4 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #167 | ant pick | 2 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #184 | ant rake | 2 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #91 | antique machete | 10 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #19 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #247 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #96 | asbestos sword hilt | 3 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #557 | astronaut pants | 14 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #66 | baconstone ring | 4 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #850 | badass belt | 62 |
| #105 | badass pie | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #213 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #223 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #106 | bag of many confections | 2 |
| #202 | baggie of powdered sugar | 132 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #78 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #130 | banana | 62 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1024 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #458 | barbed-wire fence | 9 |
| #241 | bargain flash powder | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #241 | baseball | 26 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #198 | bat wing | 93 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #667 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #996 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #101 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #315 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #311 | bejeweled cufflinks | 14 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #250 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #348 | big rock | 2 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #241 | black kettle drum | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #462 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #131 | black sheepskin diploma | 2 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #294 | black snake skin | 20 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #174 | black-and-blue light | 357 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #6 | blackberry moccasins | 134 |
| #152 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #64 | blammer | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #195 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #478 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #90 | blue mana | 1 |
| #410 | blue paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #177 | blue plasma ball | 365 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #749 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #624 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #70 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #71 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #243 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #945 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #664 | bottle of goofballs | 39 |
| #49 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #662 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
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| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #174 | colorful plastic ball | 301 |
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| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
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| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #65 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
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| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #98 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #71 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #86 | crowbar | 4 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #242 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #105 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
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| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #182 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #308 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #279 | cursed bottle of rum | 5 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #244 | cursed cannonball | 4 |
| #197 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 8 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
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| #269 | cursed voodoo skull | 4 |
| #79 | cyber-mattock | 2 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #229 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #32 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #30 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
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| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
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| #114 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #551 | delicious salad | 82 |
| #246 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
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| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
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| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #104 | denim axe | 5 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #37 | dense meat staff | 2 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #369 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
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| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #61 | dethklok | 1 |
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| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #737 | dill | 48 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
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| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #578 | disco ball | 47 |
| #545 | disco mask | 48 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
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| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #162 | dollhive | 67 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #398 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #43 | dope wheels | 37 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #120 | dragon snaps | 24 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
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| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
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| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1142 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #228 | drywall axe | 61 |
| #517 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #112 | duct tape | 454 |
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| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
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| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
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| #137 | dull ninja crampons | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1016 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
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| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
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| #184 | dusty left tenth rib | 2 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
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| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
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| #93 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
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| #191 | dusty right ninth rib | 2 |
| #288 | dusty right radius | 1 |
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| #188 | dusty right sixth rib | 2 |
| #137 | dusty right tenth rib | 3 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
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| #141 | dusty right tibia | 3 |
| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
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| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
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| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #192 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
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| #51 | eXtreme meat staff | 2 |
| #70 | eXtreme meat sword | 2 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #71 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
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| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
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| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #173 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #75 | elephant stinger | 13 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
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| #5 | elevent | 1 |
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| #478 | elven cellocello | 31 |
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| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #611 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #246 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 55 |
| #1307 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #2232 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #653 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #518 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #143 | epic wad | 4 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #240 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #51 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #747 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #164 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #445 | eye of newt | 17 |
| #68 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 18 |
| #185 | eye-pod | 3 |
| #155 | eyedrops of newt | 2 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #437 | facsimile dictionary | 24 |
| #532 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #442 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 13 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #252 | fancy opera glasses | 17 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
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| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
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| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
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| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
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| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
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| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
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| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #188 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
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| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
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| #188 | gator skin | 48 |
| #464 | gauze garter | 6 |
| #79 | gauze hammock | 2 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #687 | ghost cucumber | 65 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #983 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #708 | ghuol guolash | 5 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #160 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #48 | giant cheesestick | 2 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
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| #331 | giant discarded bottlecap | 16 |
| #632 | giant discarded plastic fork | 15 |
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| #78 | giant driftwood sculpture | 2 |
| #206 | giant foam finger | 15 |
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| #110 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #194 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #243 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1019 | giant needle | 4 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #349 | giant pinky ring | 47 |
| #152 | giant safety pin | 2 |
| #54 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
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| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #162 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #184 | gimlet | 3 |
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| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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| #807 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
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| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
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| #203 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #485 | glass of goat's milk | 11 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #74 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #237 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #36 | glistening staff | 2 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #99 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #540 | gnatwing | 4 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #359 | gnauga hide | 13 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #503 | goat cheese | 18 |
| #289 | goat cheese pizza | 32 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #87 | goatskin umbrella | 23 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #132 | goblin autoblowgun | 2 |
| #130 | goblin hunting spear | 2 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #589 | golden ring | 41 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #70 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #850 | googly eye | 14 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #43 | goulauncher | 2 |
| #785 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #346 | grapefruit | 18 |
| #288 | grapes | 28 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #58 | graveyard snowglobe | 2 |
| #488 | gray bow tie | 14 |
| #64 | grease gun | 2 |
| #110 | grease trap | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #81 | green mana | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #288 | green pixel potion | 2 |
| #402 | green smoke bomb | 2 |
| #678 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #216 | gremlin juice | 10 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #322 | grouchy restless spirit | 42 |
| #65 | groupie bra | 2 |
| #71 | groupie lipstick | 7 |
| #1915 | grue egg | 12 |
| #132 | grue egg omelette | 26 |
| #527 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #124 | guard turtle collar | 7 |
| #107 | guard turtle shell | 27 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #118 | guy made of bee pollen | 29 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #243 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #151 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #375 | halfberd | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #139 | hamethyst necklace | 4 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #112 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
| #865 | handful of confetti | 49 |
| #211 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #391 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #622 | handful of sand | 9 |
| #267 | handful of sawdust | 20 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #193 | handful of walnuts | 15 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #356 | happiness | 5 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #13 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #156 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #221 | heart necklace | 25 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #312 | heart of the volcano | 23 |
| #1114 | heavy D | 2 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #323 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #226 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #593 | hellion cube | 5 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #678 | helmet turtle | 45 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #520 | hemp string | 10 |
| #327 | henna face paint | 2 |
| #374 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1137 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #968 | herringcello | 20 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #39 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #618 | hill of beans | 11 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #319 | hippopotamus skin | 3 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #481 | hippy medical kit | 2 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #154 | hot buttered roll | 3 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #261 | hot date | 25 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #413 | hot katana blade | 28 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #265 | hot plate | 3 |
| #332 | hot powder | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #780 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #311 | hypodermic needle | 5 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #111 | ice harvest | 1 |
| #61 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #616 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #176 | immense cyborg hand | 12 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #255 | imp unity ring | 8 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #153 | inflatable duck | 11 |
| #110 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #46 | interesting-looking twig | 198 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #362 | irate sombrero | 5 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #497 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #162 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #66 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #372 | jar of swamp gas | 101 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1067 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #71 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #82 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #66 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #79 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #544 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #93 | junk yard | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #282 | keg shield | 8 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #223 | kick-ass kicks | 11 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #362 | killing feather | 70 |
| #147 | king cookie | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #262 | kiwi | 6 |
| #739 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #128 | knob ka-bobs | 14 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #421 | knuckle sandwich | 56 |
| #197 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #208 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 2 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #348 | leaflet | 2 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #108 | leathery bat skin | 125 |
| #121 | leathery cat skin | 139 |
| #261 | leathery rat skin | 12 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #251 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #148 | limburger biker boots | 3 |
| #758 | lime | 3 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #822 | line | 10 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #53 | linoleum crossbow string | 4 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1206 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #101 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #137 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #398 | long pork | 2 |
| #102 | long pork casserole | 2 |
| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #609 | long skinny balloon | 6 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #236 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #240 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #326 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #320 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #69 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #54 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #124 | lucky rabbit's foot | 39 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #342 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1009 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #18 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1318 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1147 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #684 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #60 | maid head | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #145 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #154 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| #345 | many-eyed glasses | 5 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #276 | mariachi hat | 11 |
| #426 | mariachi pants | 36 |
| #91 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #855 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #536 | martini | 2 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #78 | massive sitar | 3 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #499 | meat engine | 1 |
| #242 | meat from yesterday | 9 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #131 | meat vortex | 427 |
| #65 | meatloaf helmet | 2 |
| #212 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #453 | megatofu | 8 |
| #180 | melted Jell-o shot | 17 |
| #311 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #77 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #91 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #321 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #312 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #306 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #267 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #74 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #576 | milky potion | 10 |
| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #164 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 3 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #93 | mixed wildflower greens | 16 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #364 | mojo filter | 2 |
| #109 | mole molé | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #364 | molten brick | 8 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #262 | monomolecular yo-yo | 275 |
| #94 | monster pants | 3 |
| #430 | mother's little helper | 5 |
| #33 | mouth-watering mayolus | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #219 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #184 | mummy wrapping | 141 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #206 | murky potion | 79 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #187 | mushroom pizza | 9 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #227 | mylar scout drone | 21 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #314 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #81 | nailswurst | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #108 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #363 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #436 | necklace chain | 3 |
| #198 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #629 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #41 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #192 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #177 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #481 | obsidian dagger | 37 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #546 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #722 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #218 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #1000 | old sweatpants | 44 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #266 | olive | 54 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #214 | open sauce | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #479 | orange | 20 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #436 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #179 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #232 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #226 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #170 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #945 | original G | 6 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #114 | ornate ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #174 | overcookie | 2 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| #78 | ovoid leather thing | 243 |
| #357 | oyster basket | 11 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #112 | pail | 104 |
| #187 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #190 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #180 | pair of bolt cutters | 11 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #367 | palm frond | 13 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #267 | palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #245 | pants kit | 1 |
| #178 | pants of the Slug Lord | 21 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #265 | papaya | 90 |
| #411 | papaya sling | 2 |
| #405 | papaya slung | 3 |
| #220 | papaya taco | 8 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1216 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #734 | pasta spoon | 19 |
| #135 | pat-a-cake pendant | 9 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #323 | patchouli oil bomb | 2 |
| #265 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #651 | patent leather shoes | 9 |
| #250 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #123 | peach lozenge | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #476 | peanut brittle shield | 4 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #129 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #579 | penguin focaccia bread | 27 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1077 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #729 | penguin thesaurus | 9 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #33 | peppermint parasol | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #195 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #92 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #503 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #149 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #298 | perpendicular hula | 4 |
| #490 | personal massager | 20 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #242 | personalized coffee mug | 297 |
| #58 | pestoblade | 2 |
| #1684 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #457 | petrified wood | 17 |
| #151 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #547 | phat turquoise bead | 5 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #275 | philter of phorce | 3 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #225 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #683 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #365 | pile of dusty animal bones | 12 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #373 | pile of jumping beans | 7 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #42 | pimpin' meat hat | 2 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #288 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #72 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #151 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #383 | pirate pelvis | 6 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #127 | plain pizza | 45 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #123 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #215 | plum wine | 1 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #133 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #188 | pocket theremin | 3 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #159 | pointy mushroom | 15 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #128 | polyalloy shield | 15 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #159 | pool cue | 50 |
| #157 | pool of liquid metal | 2 |
| #209 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #72 | popcorn | 1 |
| #474 | pork elf goodies sack | 14 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #51 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 3 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #85 | portable cassette player | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #66 | potato pistol | 2 |
| #626 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #118 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #65 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| #280 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #616 | poutine | 2 |
| #45 | poutine pole | 2 |
| #121 | powdered donut | 24 |
| #225 | powdered organs | 11 |
| #94 | powdered wig | 9 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #600 | pretty flower | 116 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1051 | procrastination potion | 3 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #382 | prosthetic forehead | 4 |
| #251 | prussian cathouse | 2 |
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