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| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
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| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
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| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
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| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
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| #2501 | Yummy Tummy bean | 10 |
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| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
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| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
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| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
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| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
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| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
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| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #646 | felt | 14 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
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| #509 | flaming mushroom | 4 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
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| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #346 | gloomy black mushroom | 9 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #246 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 3 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #969 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1122 | string of red beads | 10 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #431 | sucky decal | 4 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |