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#25"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt1
#231"caramel" orange1
#14371-ball1
#12211-leaf clover1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#5020-lb can of rice and beans1
#12425-meat staff1
#14553-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122333398 scroll1
#933334 scroll1
#22037x37x37 puzzle cube1
#14744-ball1
#4424-dimensional guitar1
#924:20 bomb1
#14365-ball1
#1425-hour acrimony1
#14266-ball1
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#507-inch discus1
#22448-ball1
#648-billed baseball cap1
#788-bit banana1
#6269-ball1
#3599.44% pure math1
#86Abyssal ember1
#97Accordion of Jordion1
#84Afternoon Delight1
#134Agent Corrigan's cigarette1
#56Agitated Turkey1
#275Alewifeâ„¢ Ale1
#258Alice's Army Guard1
#247Alice's Army Halberder1
#211Alice's Army Hammerman1
#226Alice's Army Horseman1
#224Alice's Army Lanceman1
#261Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#160Alice's Army Martyr1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#147Ambitious Turkey1
#45Amnesiac Ale1
#1965Angry Farmer candy2
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#64Artist's Spatula of Despair1
#68Aura Libre1
#53AutumnFest ale1
#56Aye Aye1
#54Aye Aye, Captain1
#64Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth1
#52Azurite1
#189BACON1
#503BRICKO brick1
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#70BRICKO hat1
#33BRICKO octopus1
#64BRICKO pants1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#107BRICKO stud1
#62BRICKO sword1
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#150Barulio's bottle1
#290Bash-ÅŒs cereal1
#195Battlie Light Saver1
#100Beignet Milgranet1
#286Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#412Bjorn's Hammer1
#180Black Bodyâ„¢ spray1
#56Black Hole1
#773Black No. 21
#29Black and White Apron Meal Kit1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#568Blood Light1
#51Bloody Nora1
#254Bohemian rhapsody1
#44Boltsmann ID badge1
#36Bonestabber1
#343Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#95Bordeaux Marteaux1
#135Boulevardier cocktail1
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#74Bowlet1
#72Boxing Day Pass1
#80Breakfast Blast wine cooler1
#1011Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#56Bustle Hustler1
#14Buttery Boy1
#63Buttery Knob1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#2425CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#230CSA cheerfulness ration1
#215CSA scoutmaster's "water"1
#44Caipiranha1
#82Candicaine1
#64Candy Alexander1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#75Cement Mixer1
#45Centauri fish wine1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#59Chakra Libre1
#21Champagne Shimmy1
#100Charity's choker1
#48Charleston Choo-Choo1
#193Cheer-Up soda1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#71Cherrytastrophe wine cooler1
#90Chinese curse words1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#325Chroner96
#43Chubby and Plump bar1
#36Churchill1
#78Citrus Crush wine cooler1
#164Claybender glasses1
#168Cloaca Cola Polar1
#1731Cloaca grenade1
#1495Cloaca-Cola1
#1151Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#243Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#19Cobra Bowl1
#761Cold Hots candy4
#66Comet Drop1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#36Crimbo cookie sheet1
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1367Crimbo peppermint bark1
#753Crimbo pie1
#224Crimbo train emergency brake1
#175Crimbojito1
#360Crimbonium fuel rod1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#460Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#138Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
#293Crimbuccaneer piece of 122
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#132Crimbuccaneer whale oil1
#3599Crown of the Goblin King2
#93Cursed Punch1
#349D roll1
#224DUFRESNE Suds1
#46Dad's brandy1
#1769Daffy Taffy3
#95Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe1
#33Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#79Disgeist1
#41Doc Clock's thyme cocktail1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#54Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum1
#36Doc's Smartifying Wine1
#15Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple1
#22Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket1
#8Dreadsylvanian stink pocket1
#16Drip Institute petri dish1
#24Drip harness1
#2742Drowsy Sword1
#18Drunk Uncles holo-record1
#62Drunken Astrophysicist1
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#206Dust bunny1
#87Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2052Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#857Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#92Earring of Fire1
#204Effermintâ„¢ tablets5
#32Egnaro berry1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#159El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#230El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#333Elf Guard MPC2
#83Elf Guard patrol cap1
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#497Elfin shortbread1
#470Elmley shades1
#49Every Day is Like This Sundae1
#28Extrovermectinâ„¢1
#49Eye Agate1
#44Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor1
#55Fauna Libre1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#76Flaming Knob1
#25Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory1
#512Frat Army FGF1
#286Friendliness Beverage1
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#607Gaia beads1
#182GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1
#8Gazelleton1
#461Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#59Ghost Dog Chow1
#88Gin Mint1
#38Glum berry1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#257Gnollish casserole dish1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#51Gnollish sangria1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#69Gnomish toolbox1
#1048Go-Wassail1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#185Green Manalishi1
#50Green Muslin1
#58Green Velvet1
#16Grim Brothers' story book1
#115Groll doll1
#131Hatorade1
#249Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#613Hell ramen1
#48Herring Daiquiri1
#45Herring Wallbanger1
#64Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH1
#39Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#121Holiday Fun!1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#110Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1868Imp Ale1
#1203Instant Karma1
#92Jack-O-Lantern beer1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#107Jefferson wings1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#98Junk-Bond1
#40Keese berry1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1208Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1006Knob Goblin harem pants1
#995Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#738Knob Goblin perfume1
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#821Knob mushroom1
#238Knob nuts1
#646Knob sausage1
#1015Knoll mushroom1
#180KoL Con 13 T-shirt1
#62Kokomo Resort Pass1
#109LCD game: Burger Belt1
#108LCD game: Food Eater1
#108LCD game: Garbage River1
#669LED block1
#28LOV Elixir #91
🥇LWA ring1
#240La Fantasma y La Oscuridad1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#52Lapis Lazuli1
#777Lederhosen of the Night1
#30Letter from Carrie Bradshaw1
#26Loathing Idol Microphone1
#13Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)1
#14Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)1
#17Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#59Lolsipop1
#127Lord Soggyraven's Slippers1
#3015Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet3
#969Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#35Louder Than Bomb1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#1199M-2421
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#400Manetwich1
#32Manual of Secret Door Detection1
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#126Mark of the Bugbear1
#124Mark of the Ghost1
#133Mark of the Skeleton1
#129Mark of the Vampire1
#129Mark of the Werewolf1
#127Mark of the Zombie1
#479Marquis de Poivre soda1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#29Meat Butler1
#403Meat detector1
#148Meat maid body1
#705Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#1109Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#115Mer-kin breastplate1
#192Mer-kin cookiestove1
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#182Mer-kin fastjuice1
#172Mer-kin foodbucket1
#40Mer-kin hallpass1
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#105Mer-kin pinkslip1
#50Mer-kin saltmint1
#131Mer-kin sneakmask1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#191Mer-kin takebag1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#158Milk Studs48
#392Misty Cape1
#395Misty Cloak1
#987Mohawk wig1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#136Mornington crescent roll1
#103Morto Moreto1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#29Mr. Accessaturday1
#41Mr. Burnsger1
#249Mr. Haggis1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#27Mrs. Rush1
#103Mt. McLargeHuge oyster1
#155Mt. Noob Pale Ale1
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
🥇Murgatroyd diode1
#161Mysterious Black Box1
#162Mysterious Blue Box1
#160Mysterious Green Box1
#50Mysterious Island iced tea1
#153Mysterious Red Box1
#35Nadsat berry1
#100New Age healing crystal1
#59New Age hurting crystal1
#128New Cloaca-Cola1
#377New Zealand iced tea1
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#385Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#232O'RLY manual1
#78Oh, the Humanitini1
#508Oil of Parrrlay1
#79Orangemageddon wine cooler1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#309Orcish meat locker1
#144P.B.L.T.1
#612PADL Phone1
#80PB&J with the crusts cut off1
#170PEEZ dispenser48
#237Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#31Pastaco shell1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#887Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#195Piddles1
#22Pigsticker of Violence1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#45Poké-Gro fertilizer1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#173Polysniff Perfume1
#19Power-Guy 2000 holo-record1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#157Psychotic Train wine1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#52R'lyeh1
#98Rad Lib1
#130Rattlin' Chains1
#144Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#26Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer1
#28Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread1
#33Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend1
#33Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend1
#36Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup1
#30Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta1
#28Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar1
#30Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend1
#27Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie1
#32Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta1
#26Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris1
#30Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone1
#29Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg1
#32Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia1
#27Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.1
#17Red Russian1
#79Red X Shield1
#422Regular Cloaca Cola1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#2522Rock Pops2
#142S.A.V.E. flyer1
#85SMOOCH soda1
#962SPF 451 lip balm1
#113Sacramento wine1
#16Salsa Libre1
#127Saturday Night Special1
#54Sazuruk-hai1
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#16Sequestrian1
#219Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip1
#92Shot of the Living Dead1
#43Simepore slime1
#41Sitrep berry1
#87Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#22Smuggler's Punch1
#37Snarf berry1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#48Source terminal file: familiar.ext1
#184Space Tourist Phaser1
#254Space Tours Tripple1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#25Spooky VHS Tape1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#43Spring Bros. ID badge1
#68Spring Bros. solenoid1
#209Squat-Thrust Magazine1
#34St. Sneaky Pete's Whey1
#643Steal This Candy1
#83Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)1
#79Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)1
#82Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)1
#80Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)1
#74Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)1
#243Strix stix1
#128Super Weight-Gain 90001
#736Supernova Champagne1
#506Swabbieâ„¢ swab1
#181Swizzler44
#225T.U.R.D.S. Key1
#197TI-9000 calculator1
#40Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco1
#22Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!1
#34Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco1
#778Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#826Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#44Tapioc berry1
#1081Tasty Fun Good rice candy19
#95Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart1
#108Texas tea1
#852The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#90The Emperor's dry cleaning1
#63The Emperor's new cookie1
#67The Emperor's new hat1
#66The Emperor's new pants1
#83The Emperor's new shirt1
#60The Lot's engagement ring1
#23The Mad Liquor1
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
#101The Ring1
#124Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy1
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#218Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#562Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#1306Trollhouse cookies1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#757Typical Tavern swill1
#709Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#118Unconscious Collective Dream Jar1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#64VYKEA bracket1
#70VYKEA dowel1
#36VYKEA frenzy rune1
#2405Valentine1
#32Vegetable of Jarlsberg1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#237WA1
#1106Warm Subject gift certificate1
#162Wax Flask1
#182Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray9
#187White Chocolate Golem Seeds1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#161Whoompa Fur Pants1
#66World's Blackest-Eyed Peas1
#57Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode1
#233Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick1
#194Ye Olde Meade1
#218Ye Olde Medieval Insult1
#279Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher1
#2677Yummy Tummy bean5
#221Z-Bone steak1
#292Zeâ„¢ goggles1
#614Zim Merman's guitar1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#17a bug's lymph1
#365a butt tuba1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#335abandoned candy1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#55abstraction: certainty1
#51abstraction: joy1
#101acceptable bagel1
#25acceptable mayolus1
#503accidental cider1
#131accord ion1
#70accordion file1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#121actual tapas1
#195adder1
#821adder bladder1
#10adobe arsecover1
#362agua de vida1
#27alabaster queen1
#66alarm accordion1
#284alien drugs1
#52alien plant goo1
#705all-purpose cleaner1
#129almost-dead walkie-talkie1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#127amber aviator shades1
#147amok pudding1
#108amok putter1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#657ancient Magi-Wipes1
#44ancient calendar1
#145ancient calendar fragment1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#182ancient ice cream scoop1
#27ancient meat1
#152ancient oil painting of yourself1
#72ancient pills1
#264ancient poisoned dart1
#671ancient protein powder1
#533ancient spice1
#251ancient stone fist1
#191ancient stone head2
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#26angry agate1
#47animal part cracker1
#631ant agonist1
#270ant hoe1
#255ant pick1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#1061anticheese1
#167antique beer1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#886antique greaves1
#730antique hand mirror1
#896antique helmet1
#212antique machete1
#496antique packet of ketchup1
#905antique shield1
#947antique spear1
#44aquaviolet jub-jub bird1
#484armgun1
#486around the world1
#854arrrgyle socks1
#234artisanal limoncello1
#1105asbestos ore1
#478asbestos sword1
#92asbestos thermos1
#1080asparagus knife1
#140asparagus lo mein1
#113assassin's cheese knife1
#1193astral mushroom1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#178attorney's badge1
#123autocalliope1
#130automa-bot parts1
#43autumn years wisdom1
#52autumn-spice donut1
#12autumnal aegis1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#358bätzle1
#1849baby killer bee1
#37baby oil shooter1
#265backwoods screwdriver1
#2450baconstone1
#34bad rum and good cola1
#147badge of authority1
#950bag of Cheat-Os1
#212bag of GORF1
#222bag of GORP1
#222bag of QWOP1
#175bag of W&Ws49
#116bag of gross foreign snacks1
#161bag of pygmy blood1
#1216baggie of powdered sugar1
#85baggie of regular-sized tardigrades1
#430balaclava1
#2043ball1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#311balloon sword1
#629ballroom blintz1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#42banana candle1
#220banana daiquiri1
#969bananagate1
#109banjo kazoo mount1
#32bar of freeze-dried water1
#1234bar skin1
#305bargain flash powder1
#413bark rootbeer1
#84barrel pickle1
#102barrel-aged martini1
#2126barrrnacle1
#900baseball1
#44basic martini1
#100basic meat kilt1
#27bastard baster1
#940bat guano1
#231bat haggis1
#89bat hat1
#1017bat wing1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#784batblade1
#1172batgut1
#223batskin belt3
#397bazookafish bubble gum1
#680beach glass bead1
#287beach glass necklace1
#267bean burrito1
#282beanbag chair1
#79beard incense1
#76beaver punch (cherry)1
#77beaver punch (papaya)1
#92beaver punch (peach)1
#94beaver spear1
#254beavermouth1
#232beefy fish meat1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#172beer cartilage1
#671beer helmet1
#724beer lens1
#787beertini1
#82beery blood1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#977belemnite fossil1
#1063bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#146bent scrap metal1
#88berry-infused sake1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#394big bass drum1
#99big dribbly candle1
#39big hot pepper1
#39big red button1
#1005big red clown nose1
#474big rock1
#76big stirring stick1
#801bilge wine1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#700bindlestocking1
#377bird rib1
#1498bit of clingfilm1
#650bit-o-cactus1
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
#589black & tan1
#75black BRICKO brick1
#231black Crimbo ball1
#297black and white cracker1
#119black blade1
#202black cherry soda1
#133black eye shadow1
#552black forest ham1
#196black gold1
#694black greaves1
#694black helmet1
#389black kettle drum1
#158black label1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#611black pension check1
#577black pepper1
#461black picnic basket1
#1047black pixel1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#851black snake skin1
#813black snowcone1
#464black spot1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#726black sword1
#892blackberry1
#63blammer1
#107blank prescription sheet1
#158blended frozen swill1
#77blob of wood glue1
#3303blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#83blood and blood1
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#59blood-red mushroom wine1
#120bloodied surgical dungarees1
#1035bloody beer1
#963bloody clown pants1
#621bloody mary1
#116blowdart1
#827blue class ring1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
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#79zombie dinosaur egg1

Wow, that's 3,468 items total!

what items are this player missing?