| #25 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #122 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
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| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
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| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #78 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #86 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #56 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #275 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
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| #224 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #147 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #45 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #68 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #53 | AutumnFest ale | 1 |
| #56 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #54 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #64 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #52 | Azurite | 1 |
| #189 | BACON | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #100 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #180 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #56 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Meal Kit | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #51 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #135 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #74 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #72 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #56 | Bustle Hustler | 1 |
| #14 | Buttery Boy | 1 |
| #63 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #64 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #45 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #59 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #21 | Champagne Shimmy | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #48 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| #193 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #325 | Chroner | 96 |
| #43 | Chubby and Plump bar | 1 |
| #36 | Churchill | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #19 | Cobra Bowl | 1 |
| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #293 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #3599 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #349 | D roll | 1 |
| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #46 | Dad's brandy | 1 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #54 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 1 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
| #22 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | 1 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #87 | Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #204 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 5 |
| #32 | Egnaro berry | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #333 | Elf Guard MPC | 2 |
| #83 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #28 | Extrovermectinâ„¢ | 1 |
| #49 | Eye Agate | 1 |
| #44 | Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #76 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #25 | Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #461 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #59 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #38 | Glum berry | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #51 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #185 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #50 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #64 | Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #39 | Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #92 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #98 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #40 | Keese berry | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #180 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #62 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #52 | Lapis Lazuli | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #30 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 1 |
| #26 | Loathing Idol Microphone | 1 |
| #13 | Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged) | 1 |
| #14 | Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) | 1 |
| #17 | Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #59 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #35 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #32 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #29 | Meat Butler | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #40 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #158 | Milk Studs | 48 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #395 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #136 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #29 | Mr. Accessaturday | 1 |
| #41 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #249 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #27 | Mrs. Rush | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #162 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #160 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #50 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #153 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #35 | Nadsat berry | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #59 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #78 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #144 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #170 | PEEZ dispenser | 48 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #195 | Piddles | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #45 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #98 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #85 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #113 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #16 | Salsa Libre | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #54 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #219 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #43 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #41 | Sitrep berry | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #22 | Smuggler's Punch | 1 |
| #37 | Snarf berry | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #25 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #68 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #34 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #181 | Swizzler | 44 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #40 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #34 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #44 | Tapioc berry | 1 |
| #1081 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 19 |
| #95 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 1 |
| #108 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #90 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #23 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #70 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #32 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #162 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #182 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 9 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
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| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
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| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
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| #198 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
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| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
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| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
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| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
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| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
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| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
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| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
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| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
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| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
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| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
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| #75 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
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| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #124 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #150 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
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| #37 | rainbow glitter candle | 1 |
| #48 | rainbow jellybean | 1 |
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| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #55 | ratty knitted cap | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #59 | raw cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
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| #110 | really thick spine | 1 |
| #137 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
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| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #89 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
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| #91 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #55 | red-hot sausage fork | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #772 | reodorant | 1 |
| #115 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #182 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #21 | ribcage rollcage | 1 |
| #15 | riboflavin | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #162 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
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| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
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| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
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| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #101 | salacious crumbs | 1 |
| #71 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
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| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
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| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
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| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
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| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
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| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #34 | sea truffle | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
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| #22 | senate fly thorax | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #76 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #104 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #78 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #18 | shadow candy | 1 |
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| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #65 | shamanic beads | 1 |
| #109 | shamanic ham | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
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| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #119 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #44 | shells a la shellfish | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
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| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #168 | shirt kit | 1 |
| #100 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #72 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #24 | short beer | 1 |
| #128 | short calculator | 1 |
| #22 | short stack of pancakes | 1 |
| #24 | short stick of butter | 1 |
| #22 | short white | 1 |
| #128 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #144 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
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| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
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| #36 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #108 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
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| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #128 | skeleton | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
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| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
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| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
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| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #234 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
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| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
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| #156 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
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| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #123 | soap knife | 4 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #202 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #78 | sommelier's towel | 2 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #56 | spagecialetti | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #56 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #97 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #35 | sparkling orb | 1 |
| #50 | special clip: tracers | 1 |
| #77 | specialty ammo bandolier | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
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| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
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| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #46 | spidercow eye-cluster | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #63 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #122 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #158 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #161 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #243 | spray paint | 11 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #1002 | star | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #32 | stench jelly | 1 |
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| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
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