#138 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 13 |
#132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
#306 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 20 |
#4 | Alice's Army Coward | 160 |
#17 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 5 |
#10 | Alice's Army Horseman | 102 |
#5 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 152 |
#6 | Alice's Army Ninja | 390 |
#38 | Alice's Army Nurse | 61 |
#571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
#325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
#237 | BGE merchandise order form | 18 |
#248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#12 | Bohemian rhapsody | 234 |
#499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
#53 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 10 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#62 | C.H.U.M. chum | 36 |
#82 | C.H.U.M. knife | 10 |
#183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#26 | CRIMBCO mug | 847 |
#280 | CRIMBCO wine | 26 |
#245 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
#258 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
#103 | CSA discount card | 63 |
#9 | CSA obedience grenade | 2,246 |
#89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
#51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
#993 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
#57 | Crimbo pie | 83 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
#134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
#110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
#2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#1912 | Crimbuck | 53 |
#149 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 4 |
#294 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 21 |
#668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
#190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
#18 | Drac & Tan | 11 |
#98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#65 | Elmley shades | 19 |
#1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
#65 | Frat Army FGF | 127 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#43 | Gaia beads | 128 |
#406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
#57 | Hippy Army MPE | 246 |
#389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
#568 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 4 |
#691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#669 | LED block | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#39 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 170 |
#61 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 16 |
#135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
#89 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 4 |
#396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
#67 | Miniborg stomper | 8 |
#259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
#2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
#289 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 5 |
🥇 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 69 |
#762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
#348 | Oil of Parrrlay | 4 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#37 | PADL Phone | 467 |
#481 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 23 |
#770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
#318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
#393 | Schrödinger's thermos | 42 |
#10 | Senior Mints | 135,912 |
#659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
🥇 | Serenity trading card | 401 |
#37 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 13 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#480 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 6 |
#851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
#352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
#85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#194 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 26 |
🥉 | Tuesday's ruby | 25,921 |
#183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#581 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 40 |
#6 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 106 |
#193 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
#1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
#325 | all-purpose cleaner | 14 |
#229 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 22 |
#541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
#398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
#92 | antique painting of a landscape | 9 |
#571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
#714 | antique record album | 2 |
#85 | asbestos apron | 14 |
#848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
#97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
#11 | basic meat sword | 101 |
#195 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
#262 | bath ball gift set | 19 |
#98 | battered Crimbo Crate | 172 |
#268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
#642 | bed of coals | 1 |
#139 | beer bomb | 319 |
#48 | beer bong | 107 |
#37 | beer helmet | 285 |
#73 | beer-a-pult | 2 |
#181 | bejeweled pledge pin | 44 |
#559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
#381 | big boom | 1 |
#347 | bilge wine | 40 |
#441 | bindlestocking | 5 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#271 | black pension check | 16 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#690 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
#63 | blue class ring | 80 |
#302 | booty chest charrrm | 20 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#80 | bottle of Ooze-O | 22 |
#383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
#438 | bow | 1 |
#152 | box | 107 |
🥇 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 74 |
#90 | brick | 373 |
#648 | briefcase | 2 |
#6 | broken clock | 36 |
#200 | buckyball | 28 |
#43 | bullet-proof corduroys | 243 |
#1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
#2335 | candy cane | 9 |
#1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
#668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
#3110 | candy stake | 2 |
#303 | cannonball charrrm | 19 |
#1281 | canteen of wine | 8 |
#1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
#1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
#85 | carbonated soy milk | 116 |
#90 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 2 |
#9 | celestial carrot juice | 69 |
#7 | celestial olive oil | 69 |
#324 | cement sandals | 3 |
#743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
#9 | chewing gum on a string | 16,000 |
#230 | chocolate cigar | 8 |
#8 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 172 |
#260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
#257 | cocktail napkin | 16 |
#23 | cocktail onion | 247 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
#503 | commemorative war stein | 15 |
#45 | communications windchimes | 471 |
#281 | computronic processing unit | 12 |
#642 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 2 |
#125 | corncob pipe | 12 |
#705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
#58 | crown-shaped beanie | 5 |
#105 | cup of infinite pencils | 13 |
#227 | cursed black pearl onion | 7 |
#348 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
#218 | cursed cannonball | 5 |
#222 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 6 |
#377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
#233 | cursed sea biscuit | 6 |
#213 | cursed voodoo skull | 6 |
#477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
#1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
#615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
#102 | delectable fire ant | 7 |
#18 | delicious shimmering moth | 601 |
#39 | delicious stinkbug | 107 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#41 | didgeridooka | 263 |
#55 | distressed denim pants | 150 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#172 | dollar-sign bag | 13 |
#472 | dollhive | 17 |
#595 | dusty Crimbo crate | 18 |
🥉 | dusty left kneecap | 575 |
🥉 | dusty right kneecap | 415 |
#284 | eggnog | 62 |
#93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
#982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
#949 | elven cellocello | 21 |
#1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
#1135 | elven socks | 2 |
#1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
#1025 | empty agua de vida bottle | 16 |
#15 | encoder ring | 815 |
#48 | energy drink IV | 125 |
#108 | epic wad | 6 |
#1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
#1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
#84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
#405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
#993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
#515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
#347 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
#349 | fancy seashell necklace | 10 |
#1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
#216 | fat wallet | 1 |
#2393 | felt | 1 |
#98 | ferret bait | 195 |
#970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
#634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
#229 | filthy poultice | 27 |
#43 | fire poi | 127 |
#325 | fish-liver oil | 24 |
#563 | flaregun | 11 |
#27 | flimsy clipboard | 267 |
#52 | flowing hippy skirt | 21 |
#47 | foam dart | 1,039 |
#80 | frayed rope belt | 15 |
#324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
#375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
#417 | fruitcake | 53 |
#530 | fudge lily | 6 |
#441 | fudgecule | 2,445 |
#83 | funky dried mushroom | 139 |
#50 | furniture dolly | 69 |
#79 | gas balloon | 168 |
#289 | gauze garter | 31 |
#40 | giant foam finger | 142 |
#42 | giant red gummi bear | 12 |
#3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
#466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
#17 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 10 |
#12 | goat cheese | 62,276 |
#418 | golden ring | 56 |
#326 | grassy cutlass | 2 |
#63 | green clay bead | 212 |
#264 | green gummi ingot | 126 |
#98 | green smoke bomb | 31 |
#526 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
#190 | grungy bandana | 5 |
#110 | gyroscope | 29 |
#399 | half-orchid | 1 |
#236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
#264 | henna face paint | 4 |
#1204 | herringcello | 16 |
#1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
#35 | hippy medical kit | 223 |
#45 | hippy protest button | 206 |
#139 | hopping socks | 2 |
#257 | huge gold coin | 4 |
#1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#813 | iGoogly | 15 |
#135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#1263 | ion grid | 5 |
#459 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 7 |
🥇 | ironic knit cap | 162 |
#2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
#418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
#253 | jerky coins | 86 |
#48 | keg shield | 122 |
#45 | kick-ass kicks | 121 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#1094 | killing feather | 40 |
#2061 | kite | 1 |
#948 | knuckle sandwich | 13 |
#426 | large box | 7 |
#599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
#728 | leathery cat skin | 2 |
#587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
#627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
#510 | live wire | 2 |
#841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
#109 | longhaired hippy wig | 5 |
#249 | lucky bottlecap | 6 |
#334 | marionette collective | 2 |
#290 | megatofu | 21 |
#105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#191 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 27 |
#694 | monomolecular yo-yo | 62 |
#974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
#862 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
#424 | nanite-infested eggnog | 11 |
#613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
#375 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
#518 | nanofiber cloth | 10 |
#123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
#210 | natural fennel soda | 19 |
#279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
#265 | old coin purse | 30 |
#253 | old leather wallet | 28 |
#2043 | oozenog | 2 |
#197 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 40 |
#434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
#1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
#51 | oversized pipe | 348 |
#807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
#319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
#242 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
#367 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
#92 | patchouli oil bomb | 32 |
#959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
#268 | pearidot | 25 |
#657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
#1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
#43 | perforated battle paddle | 227 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
🥈 | pink candy heart | 39,229 |
#54 | pink clay bead | 403 |
#7 | pink pony | 3,478 |
#113 | plastic passion fruit | 19 |
#15 | plump juicy grub | 1,270 |
#611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
#5 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 953 |
#655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
#180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
#689 | portable photocopier | 7 |
#169 | possessed top | 33 |
#14 | propeller beanie | 3 |
#1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
#62 | purple clay bead | 79 |
#4 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 3 |
#398 | quantum polarity inducer | 9 |
#38 | quantum taco | 1,050 |
#342 | questionable taco | 1 |
#586 | radio button candy | 1 |
#691 | rat appendix | 3 |
#311 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 28 |
#1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
#116 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
#331 | recursive spline reticulator | 10 |
#64 | red class ring | 362 |
#4 | red wagon | 216 |
#46 | reinforced beaded headband | 268 |
#13 | resolution: be kinder | 237 |
#52 | resolution: be more adventurous | 22 |
#7 | resolution: be smarter | 8,647 |
#615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
#1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
🥉 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1,433 |
#632 | robotronic egg | 45 |
#1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
#429 | rogue swarmer | 80 |
#55 | round green sunglasses | 19 |
#53 | round purple sunglasses | 298 |
#8 | ruby W | 14,331 |
#519 | safarrri hat | 2 |
#114 | sake bomb | 265 |
#674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
#12 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 4,982 |
#289 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 10 |
🥇 | scrumptious ice ant | 15,541 |
#1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
#77 | set of jacks | 2 |
#276 | sewer nuggets | 72 |
#138 | sewer wad | 20 |
#368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
#325 | shiny stones | 3 |
#169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
#131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
#512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
#43 | sleeping snowy owl | 130 |
#434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
#202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
#80 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 286 |
#74 | slimy sweetbreads | 308 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#53 | snowball | 42 |
#1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
#391 | solid gold pegleg | 7 |
#489 | soy cordial | 1 |
#5 | spangly sombrero | 169 |
#366 | spectral pickle | 35 |
#1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
#1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
#1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
#1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
#350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#106 | stapler bear | 1 |
#7 | starchy staff | 42 |
#6 | steamy ruby | 646 |
#8 | stomp box | 11 |
#847 | stuffed gray blob | 26 |
#2643 | stuffing | 1 |
#831 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 14 |
#1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
#348 | sucker scaffold | 28 |
#47 | superamplified boom box | 50 |
#592 | synthetic stuffing | 10 |
#446 | tarrrnish charrrm | 3 |
#38 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 2 |
#11 | tasty louse | 512 |
#1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
#230 | tequila grenade | 22 |
#545 | theoretical string | 23 |
#927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#157 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 51 |
#179 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 45 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
#64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
#62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
#635 | toy hoverpad | 18 |
#335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
#1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
#1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
#702 | toy soldier | 2 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
#1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
#376 | true grit | 4 |
#259 | tube sock | 2 |
#1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
#5 | ultrafondue | 101 |
#1922 | unstable DNA | 7 |
#1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
#1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
#1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
#230 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 76 |
#547 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 10 |
#64 | wang | 100 |
#51 | war tongs | 84 |
#114 | water pipe bomb | 724 |
#43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
#1147 | wheel | 2 |
#71 | white class ring | 202 |
#38 | wicker shield | 173 |
#30 | wind-up meatcar | 405 |
#253 | witty rapier | 13 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
#257 | yellow gummi ingot | 127 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |
#2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
#23 | yummy death watch beetle | 178 |
#1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |