Museum :: Sajer the Forgotten

Sajer the Forgotten

Rank	Item	Quantity
#138	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	13
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#306	A. W. O. L. commendation	20
#4	Alice's Army Coward	160
#17	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	5
#10	Alice's Army Horseman	102
#5	Alice's Army Lanceman	152
#6	Alice's Army Ninja	390
#39	Alice's Army Nurse	61
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#237	BGE merchandise order form	18
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#12	Bohemian rhapsody	234
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
#52	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	10
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#62	C.H.U.M. chum	36
#82	C.H.U.M. knife	10
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#26	CRIMBCO mug	847
#279	CRIMBCO wine	26
#246	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#260	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
#103	CSA discount card	63
#9	CSA obedience grenade	2,246
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#995	Crimbo fudge	6
#57	Crimbo pie	83
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1914	Crimbuck	53
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#294	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	21
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#18	Drac & Tan	11
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#65	Elmley shades	19
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#65	Frat Army FGF	127
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#43	Gaia beads	128
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#57	Hippy Army MPE	246
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#934	Jack-in-the-box	3
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#669	LED block	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#39	Lockenstock™ sandals	170
#61	Mariner's Friend cough drops	16
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#89	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	4
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#67	Miniborg stomper	8
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
🥇	Mudflap-Girl Earring	69
#766	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#350	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#37	PADL Phone	467
#480	Penultimate Fantasy chest	23
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#393	Schrödinger's thermos	42
#10	Senior Mints	135,912
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
🥇	Serenity trading card	401
#37	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	13
#945	Summer Nights	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#194	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	26
🥉	Tuesday's ruby	25,921
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#581	Warm Subject gift certificate	40
#7	Whoompa Fur Pants	106
#191	Workytime Tea	11
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#325	all-purpose cleaner	14
#231	ancient vinyl coin purse	22
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#91	antique painting of a landscape	9
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#716	antique record album	2
#86	asbestos apron	14
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#11	basic meat sword	101
#195	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	8
#262	bath ball gift set	19
#98	battered Crimbo Crate	172
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#141	beer bomb	319
#48	beer bong	107
#40	beer helmet	285
#73	beer-a-pult	2
#183	bejeweled pledge pin	44
#559	bi-lateral logic compressor	4
#382	big boom	1
#349	bilge wine	40
#442	bindlestocking	5
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#273	black pension check	16
#137	blank diary	1
#691	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#64	blue class ring	80
#302	booty chest charrrm	20
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#80	bottle of Ooze-O	22
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#437	bow	1
#151	box	107
🥇	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	74
#90	brick	373
#646	briefcase	2
#6	broken clock	36
#200	buckyball	28
#43	bullet-proof corduroys	243
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#2335	candy cane	9
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#666	candy knuckles	4
#3108	candy stake	2
#303	cannonball charrrm	19
#1279	canteen of wine	8
#1591	capacitor relay	2
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#84	carbonated soy milk	116
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#9	celestial carrot juice	69
#8	celestial olive oil	69
#324	cement sandals	3
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#9	chewing gum on a string	16,000
#231	chocolate cigar	8
#8	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	172
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#258	cocktail napkin	16
#23	cocktail onion	247
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#508	commemorative war stein	15
#46	communications windchimes	471
#281	computronic processing unit	12
#644	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#125	corncob pipe	12
#706	crowbarrr	1
#58	crown-shaped beanie	5
#105	cup of infinite pencils	13
#227	cursed black pearl onion	7
#347	cursed bottle of rum	3
#217	cursed cannonball	5
#223	cursed dirty joke scroll	6
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#232	cursed sea biscuit	6
#215	cursed voodoo skull	6
#476	cyborg doll	3
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#102	delectable fire ant	7
#19	delicious shimmering moth	601
#38	delicious stinkbug	107
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#41	didgeridooka	263
#55	distressed denim pants	150
#1640	doll house	1
#173	dollar-sign bag	13
#473	dollhive	17
#595	dusty Crimbo crate	18
🥉	dusty left kneecap	575
🥉	dusty right kneecap	415
#283	eggnog	62
#97	electric Kool-Aid	1
#981	elven limbos gingerbread	10
#950	elven cellocello	21
#1192	elven moonshine	4
#1136	elven socks	2
#1015	elven suicide capsule	19
#1027	empty agua de vida bottle	16
#17	encoder ring	815
#48	energy drink IV	125
#110	epic wad	6
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#992	fancy but probably evil chocolate	7
#515	fancy chocolate	6
#345	fancy chocolate car	8
#350	fancy seashell necklace	10
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#217	fat wallet	1
#2393	felt	1
#99	ferret bait	195
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#229	filthy poultice	27
#43	fire poi	127
#327	fish-liver oil	24
#563	flaregun	11
#28	flimsy clipboard	267
#52	flowing hippy skirt	21
#49	foam dart	1,039
#80	frayed rope belt	15
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#373	frozen banquet	5
#418	fruitcake	53
#532	fudge lily	6
#443	fudgecule	2,445
#84	funky dried mushroom	139
#50	furniture dolly	69
#80	gas balloon	168
#290	gauze garter	31
#40	giant foam finger	142
#41	giant red gummi bear	12
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#467	gingerbread mutant bugbear	8
#16	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	10
#12	goat cheese	62,276
#417	golden ring	56
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#63	green clay bead	212
#268	green gummi ingot	126
#98	green smoke bomb	31
#527	grumpy old man charrrm	2
#192	grungy bandana	5
#109	gyroscope	29
#400	half-orchid	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#265	henna face paint	4
#1205	herringcello	16
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#35	hippy medical kit	223
#45	hippy protest button	206
#139	hopping socks	2
#257	huge gold coin	4
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#813	iGoogly	15
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#1262	ion grid	5
#458	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	7
🥈	ironic knit cap	162
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#418	jawbruiser	6
#256	jerky coins	86
#48	keg shield	122
#45	kick-ass kicks	121
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#1093	killing feather	40
#2060	kite	1
#948	knuckle sandwich	13
#427	large box	7
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#729	leathery cat skin	2
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#935	lewd playing card	1
#626	licorice garrote	4
#510	live wire	2
#840	logic synthesizer	10
#109	longhaired hippy wig	5
#249	lucky bottlecap	6
#334	marionette collective	2
#289	megatofu	21
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#192	molotov cocktail cocktail	27
#695	monomolecular yo-yo	62
#974	mylar scout drone	4
#863	nanite-infested candy cane	13
#425	nanite-infested eggnog	11
#613	nanite-infested fruitcake	8
#376	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	12
#518	nanofiber cloth	10
#125	natty blue ascot	3
#210	natural fennel soda	19
#279	night-vision goggles	6
#265	old coin purse	30
#255	old leather wallet	28
#2042	oozenog	2
#198	orange and black Crimboween candy	40
#435	orange peel hat	1
#1489	oversized fish scaler	3
#51	oversized pipe	348
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#243	panhandle panhandling hat	6
#368	panty raider camouflage	2
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#92	patchouli oil bomb	32
#958	patent leather shoes	4
#268	pearidot	25
#657	penguin focaccia bread	25
#1138	penguin thesaurus	3
#43	perforated battle paddle	227
#168	pile of loose snow	1
🥈	pink candy heart	39,229
#55	pink clay bead	403
#7	pink pony	3,478
#118	plastic passion fruit	19
#16	plump juicy grub	1,270
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#4	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	953
#654	polyalloy shield	6
#180	poodle skirt	1
#686	portable photocopier	7
#170	possessed top	33
#14	propeller beanie	3
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#62	purple clay bead	79
#4	quantum disintegrator pistol	3
#398	quantum polarity inducer	9
#38	quantum taco	1,050
#342	questionable taco	1
#598	radio button candy	1
#691	rat appendix	3
#311	razor-tipped yo-yo	28
#1219	really dense meat stack	3
#116	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#331	recursive spline reticulator	10
#65	red class ring	362
#4	red wagon	216
#48	reinforced beaded headband	268
#13	resolution: be kinder	237
#52	resolution: be more adventurous	22
#7	resolution: be smarter	8,647
#615	reverse-oscillating klystron	4
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
🥉	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1,433
#634	robotronic egg	45
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#430	rogue swarmer	80
#56	round green sunglasses	19
#53	round purple sunglasses	298
#7	ruby W	14,331
#520	safarrri hat	2
#114	sake bomb	265
#674	sawblade fragment	60
#12	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	4,982
#288	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	10
🥇	scrumptious ice ant	15,541
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#77	set of jacks	2
#276	sewer nuggets	72
#138	sewer wad	20
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#323	shiny stones	3
#172	simple ancient cursed key	1
#131	sinister altar fragment	3
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#43	sleeping snowy owl	130
#434	sleeping stocking	6
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#81	slimy fermented bile bladder	286
#75	slimy sweetbreads	308
🥉	snow belly	1
#53	snowball	42
#1165	solid gold bowling ball	10
#392	solid gold pegleg	7
#488	soy cordial	1
#6	spangly sombrero	169
#367	spectral pickle	35
#1948	spooky eggnog	3
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1892	spooky length of string	1
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#105	stapler bear	1
#7	starchy staff	42
#6	steamy ruby	646
#9	stomp box	11
#846	stuffed gray blob	26
#2643	stuffing	1
#832	sturdy Crimbo crate	14
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#349	sucker scaffold	28
#47	superamplified boom box	50
#592	synthetic stuffing	10
#446	tarrrnish charrrm	3
#39	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	2
#11	tasty louse	512
#1222	teddy borg	4
#231	tequila grenade	22
#545	theoretical string	23
#928	throwing wrench	5
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#157	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	51
#179	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	45
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#634	toy hoverpad	18
#335	toy maglev monorail	4
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#702	toy soldier	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#255	tropical wrapping paper	4
#377	true grit	4
#259	tube sock	2
#1649	twitching claw	1
#5	ultrafondue	101
#1919	unstable DNA	7
#1476	unstable laser battery	36
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#230	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	76
#547	vitachoconutriment capsule	10
#65	wang	100
#51	war tongs	84
#115	water pipe bomb	724
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#1147	wheel	2
#72	white class ring	202
#38	wicker shield	173
#30	wind-up meatcar	405
#253	witty rapier	13
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#259	yellow gummi ingot	127
#2204	yo	1
#2045	yo-yo	2
#23	yummy death watch beetle	178
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 359,328 items total!

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