Museum :: Roger Ramjet

Roger Ramjet

Rank	Item	Quantity
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#354	30669 scroll	24
#558	33398 scroll	19
#297	334 scroll	20
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#320	668 scroll	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#287	Argarggagarg's fang	6
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#109	Blackfly Chardonnay	77
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#378	Blood Light	8
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#133	Boris's key lime	4
#94	Boris's key lime pie	14
#290	Boris's ring	6
#201	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	17
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1264	CRIMBCO mug	5
#846	CRIMBCO scrip	100
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#802	Crimbo candied pecan	10
#810	Crimbo fudge	10
#779	Crimbo peppermint bark	10
#322	Crimbo pie	7
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#2380	Crimbuck	11
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#377	Drowsy Sword	50
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#31	Frosty's carrot	3
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#301	Genalen™ Bottle	5
#88	Gin Mint	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#395	Go-Wassail	45
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#377	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	7
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#342	Iron Beta of Industry	25
#668	Jack-in-the-box	7
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#86	Jarlsberg's key lime	8
#98	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	13
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#613	Knob Goblin firecracker	18
#458	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#567	Knob mushroom	5
#755	Knoll mushroom	5
#79	Knoll shroomkabob	22
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#669	LED block	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#69	Lobster qua Grill	3
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#556	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	49
#485	Lucky Surprise Egg	6
#794	M-242	6
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#297	Misty Cape	3
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#239	NG	4
#340	NPZR chemistry set	10
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#368	Nightstalker perfume	2
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#17	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	3
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#92	PB&BP	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#216	Red Rover BB gun	18
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#305	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#528	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#522	Schrödinger's thermos	20
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#99	Sneaky Pete's key lime	5
#87	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	17
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#13	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	2
#31	Staff of the Midnight Snack	3
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#290	Supernova Champagne	15
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#1319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#241	The Cooler Out of Space	11
#417	The Joy of Wassailing	8
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#401	Typical Tavern swill	9
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#334	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#127	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
#475	Wint-O-Fresh mint	25
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#93	Ze™ goggles	56
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#260	accidental cider	5
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#204	actual reality goggles	2
#714	adder bladder	2
#550	adorable seal larva	5
#190	airblaster gun	1
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#206	ancient frozen dinner	11
#533	ancient spice	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#233	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	20
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#460	ant agonist	3
#260	ant sickle	1
#877	anticheese	2
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#252	antique packet of ketchup	6
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#933	antique record album	1
#485	armgun	1
#306	around the world	5
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#584	asbestos ore	9
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#657	baconstone	12
#85	bad-ass club	2
#932	badass belt	58
#147	badge of authority	1
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#502	bag of bones	1
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#1147	banana	1
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#606	baseball	4
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#1167	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#116	beautiful soup	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#924	beer bomb	2
#182	beer goggles	2
#673	beer helmet	1
#583	beertini	2
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#135	beholed bedsheet	6
#311	bejeweled cufflinks	14
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#35	bilge wine	1,898
#702	bindlestocking	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#84	black & tan	85
#87	black forest cake	93
#77	black forest ham	79
#132	black lotus	1
#665	black pixel	13
#661	black snake skin	3
#44	blackberry	1,298
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#441	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	15
#617	bloody beer	8
#305	blue class ring	10
#578	blue pixel	69
#341	blue plastic oyster egg	14
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#184	booze-soaked cherry	2
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#729	bottle of Blank-Out	4
#411	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
#147	bottle of Ooze-O	10
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#408	bottle of fire	1
#495	bottle of goofballs	52
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#24	bottle of sake	104
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#124	bowl of lucky charms	6
#474	box	18
#3699	box of sunshine	17
#380	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#246	brains casserole	1
#129	brainy skull	4
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#2708	brick	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#161	brown pixel	1
#272	brown sugar cane	16
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#423	bubblin' crude	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#63	bunch of square grapes	144
#851	burst hellseal brain	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#193	cactus fruit	12
#1889	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#490	can of Red Minotaur	7
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#494	can of spinach	4
#363	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	25
#398	candied yams	23
#2203	candy cane	10
#26	candy cane candygram	1
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#55	candycaine powder	1
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#849	canteen of wine	24
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#285	carob chunk noodles	6
#873	casino pass	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#91	catgut taco	7
#412	centipede eggs	5
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#1130	chaos butterfly	23
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#540	cheap elven gloves	8
#15	cheap plastic kazoo	1
#566	chef's hat	10
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#135	chocolate bath ball	7
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#250	chorizo brownies	8
#526	chrome ore	8
#429	chrome staff	1
#1037	chunk of depleted Grimacite	8
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#214	club necklace	25
#157	club sandwich	1
#294	cocoa eggshell fragment	247
#717	coconut shell	18
#130	cold hi mein	5
#100	collection of tiny spooky objects	20
#716	comfy coffin	1
#697	commemorative war stein	3
#257	confusing LED clock	1
#469	cool mushroom	4
#49	cool mushroom casserole	9
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#196	corned-beef Reuben	10
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#1010	corpsedriver	4
#286	corpsetini	18
#736	corrupted data	1
#246	cottage	1
#390	cranberries	59
#144	crazy little Turkish delight	182
#151	cream stout	41
#103	creamsicle	57
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#47	croquet hedgehog	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#456	cruelty-free wine	2
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#91	cup of primitive beer	50
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#648	daisy	2
#585	dance card	1
#444	dehydrated caviar	6
#61	delicious comfit?	2
#452	delicious salad	111
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#343	desiccated apricot	14
#1151	designer handbag	1
#271	diamond necklace	20
#118	digital key lime	5
#152	digital key lime pie	8
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#336	dire fudgesicle	3
#539	disease	12
#923	distilled fortified wine	2
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#297	dragon snaps	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#134	dress pants	1
#466	drop of water-37	1
#581	drum machine	3
#367	drum of pomade	1
#2321	duct tape	1
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
🥈	duct tape sword	97
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#949	dusty Crimbo crate	7
#256	dusty bottle of Marsala	81
#234	dusty bottle of Merlot	104
#242	dusty bottle of Muscat	90
#246	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	93
#265	dusty bottle of Port	91
#247	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	82
#282	dwarf bread	16
#204	dwarvish magazine	6
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#965	easter egg balloon	26
#133	eggman noodles	1
#506	eggnog	35
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#172	elephant stinger	2
#318	elven limbos gingerbread	41
#653	elven cellocello	27
#364	elven moonshine	31
#417	elven socks	11
#615	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	12
#605	enchanted bean	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#232	evil golden arches	3
#26	evil-ass club	1
#589	extra-greasy slider	2
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#173	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
#250	fairy gravy boat	4
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#1417	fancy dress ball	5
#161	fancy opera glasses	25
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#140	fat wallet	4
#2393	felt	1
#575	festive holiday hat	7
#1174	festive sausage	1
#388	fiery wing	1
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#905	figurine of a cold seal	1
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#503	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#769	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#585	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#640	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#305	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#181	figurine of an armored seal	1
#498	filthy knitted dread sack	8
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#365	fine wine	14
#64	finger cuffs	1
#68	fishy fish	6
#78	fishy fish lasagna	3
#102	flamin' bindle	6
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#105	flaming mushroom wine	4
#39	flamingo mallet	1
#70	flat mushroom wine	3
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#422	flute of flat champagne	12
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#348	fortune cookie	3
#282	fossilized baboon skull	2
#99	fossilized bat skull	7
#202	fossilized limb	53
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#117	freezin' bindle	5
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
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#511	urinal cake	2
#1333	useless powder	14
#1597	valuable trinket	15
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#32	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1,884
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#385	wang	3
#213	warm mushroom	9
#474	water wings	1
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#160	wet venom duct	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#202	white chocolate and tomato pizza	12
#550	white class ring	10
#354	white collar	3
#414	white lightning	21
#683	white picket fence	2
#657	white pixel	16
#541	white snake skin	12
#512	wicker shield	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#12	willowy bonnet	3
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#291	witch hat	3
#1245	wolf mask	1
#590	wolfman mask	10
#596	wool hat	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#863	worthless knick-knack	2
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#464	wrench bracelet	6
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#735	wussiness potion	6
🥇	yak toupee	186
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#39	yellow matter custard	4
#1254	yo	5

Wow, that's 18,604 items total!

what items are this player missing?