Museum :: Hallan Meras

Hallan Meras

Rank	Item	Quantity
#344	"DRINK ME" potion	33
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#461	1-ball	10
#68	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	196
#148	1952 Mickey Mantle card	11
#316	2-ball	15
#1081	3-ball	2
#54	30669 scroll	186
#126	33398 scroll	194
#129	334 scroll	57
#656	4-ball	5
#263	4-dimensional guitar	5
#30	4:20 bomb	16
#581	5-ball	6
#520	6-ball	8
#190	64067 scroll	2
#138	668 scroll	10
#111	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	39
#290	7-ball	19
#352	8-ball	77
#626	9-ball	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#53	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	4
#76	ASCII shirt	35
#188	Alewife™ Ale	5
#30	Alice's Army Alchemist	68
#29	Alice's Army Bowman	32
#24	Alice's Army Cleric	42
#25	Alice's Army Coward	37
#34	Alice's Army Dervish	10
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#35	Alice's Army Guard	54
#36	Alice's Army Halberder	49
#38	Alice's Army Hammerman	23
#24	Alice's Army Horseman	43
#19	Alice's Army Lanceman	50
#36	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	54
#20	Alice's Army Martyr	18
#43	Alice's Army Ninja	46
#26	Alice's Army Nurse	101
#44	Alice's Army Page	43
#42	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	45
#29	Alice's Army Sniper	13
#43	Alice's Army Spearsman	43
#47	Alice's Army Swordsman	38
#36	Alice's Army Wallman	50
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#652	Angry Farmer candy	97
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#40	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	15
#272	BGE merchandise order form	15
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#827	BGE shotglass	10
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#52	BGE tiny plastic toy	14
#58	BRICKO brick	10,465
#55	BRICKO eye brick	1,636
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#7	BRICKO pants	23
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#219	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	44
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#19	Belt of Howling Anger	21
#129	Ben-Gal™ Balm	12
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#72	Black Body™ spray	10
#142	Black No. 2	79
#157	Blackfly Chardonnay	36
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#68	Blood 'n' Plenty	8
#496	Blood Light	3
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#65	Boris's ring	21
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#44	Bright Water	4
#251	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	36
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#32	C.H.U.M. chum	83
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#84	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	8
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#30	CRIMBCO lanyard	22
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#38	Cloak of Dire Shadows	11
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#84	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	10
#73	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	21
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#243	Crimbo candied pecan	61
#270	Crimbo fudge	53
#241	Crimbo peppermint bark	61
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#94	Crimbo wreath	6
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#168	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#1557	Crimbuck	149
#2889	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#394	Daffy Taffy	85
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#58	Divine	20
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#450	Dyspepsi-Cola	141
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#91	Elvish delight	4
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#867	FDKOL commendation	5
#417	FDKOL hotcakes	4
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#208	Frat Army FGF	22
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#43	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	11
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#112	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	10
#253	Gnollish flyswatter	12
#102	Gnollish pie server	18
#219	Gnollish pie tin	19
#167	Gnollish plunger	17
#139	Gnollish slotted spoon	15
#167	Gnollish toolbox	39
#28	Good 'n' Slimy	15
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#43	Greaves of the Murk Lord	11
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#88	Gummy Brains	6
#218	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	21
#164	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#360	Hollandaise helmet	4
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#741	Imp Ale	127
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#221	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#270	Knob Goblin elite helm	22
#317	Knob Goblin elite pants	16
#318	Knob Goblin elite polearm	16
#179	Knob Goblin elite shirt	50
#529	Knob Goblin firecracker	25
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#213	Knob Goblin love potion	70
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#126	Knob Goblin nasal spray	8
#247	Knob Goblin pants	60
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#274	Knob Goblin scimitar	47
#271	Knob Goblin seltzer	65
#17	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	100
#342	Knob Goblin spatula	18
#580	Knob Goblin steroids	8
#258	Knob Goblin superseltzer	28
#238	Knob Goblin tongs	77
#279	Knob Goblin visor	22
#203	Knob sausage	38
#15	Knob sausage stir-fry	57
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#425	Knoll mushroom	21
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#61	Knoll stir-fry	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#281	Lockenstock™ sandals	8
#2767	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#325	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	26
#14	Lumineux Limnio	72
#718	M-242	9
#574	Mad Train wine	137
#155	Mae West	8
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#114	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	26
#107	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	71
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#498	Meleegra™ pills	15
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#132	Mer-kin killscroll	3
#28	Mer-kin wordquiz	10
#263	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	5
#104	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	32
#697	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	22
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#348	Mohawk wig	28
#191	Mon Tiki	7
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#758	Mountain Stream soda	6
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#870	Mr. Mediocrebar	56
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#43	Nardz energy beverage	29
#288	Nightstalker perfume	6
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#383	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#612	PADL Phone	1
#1494	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3
#363	Penultimate Fantasy chest	47
#97	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	16
#209	Pine-Fresh air freshener	17
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#96	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	14
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#363	Ram's Face Lager	70
#61	Rattlin' Chains	9
#369	Red Pill	1
#1358	Rock Pops	27
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#555	Senior Mints	8
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#275	Snow Queen Crown	10
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#139	Spam Witch sammich	433
#166	Spooky Surprise Egg	108
#264	Steal This Candy	9
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#42	Sword of Dark Omens	11
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#631	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	66
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#195	Tiger-lily's milk	6
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#151	Trollhouse cookies	383
#78	Tuesday's ruby	41
#705	Typical Tavern swill	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#202	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	17
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#174	WA	2
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#298	Warm Subject gift certificate	332
#134	Wax Flask	2
#226	Wint-O-Fresh mint	71
#22	Wolfman Nardz	96
#369	Workytime Tea	5
#34	X-37 gun	6
#137	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	8
#177	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	30
#275	Yummy Tummy bean	752
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#81	a butt tuba	25
#119	a little sump'm sump'm	36
#335	abandoned candy	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#662	abominable snowcone	11
#176	accidental cider	11
#78	acid-squirting flower	93
#114	acoustic guitarrr	42
#167	adder bladder	87
#31	agua de vida	468
#91	albatross necklace	1
#157	all-purpose cleaner	68
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#407	alphabet gum	3
#62	ammonite candy mold	3
#134	ammonite fossil	45
#215	amulet of extreme plot significance	80
#71	ancient Magi-Wipes	282
#166	ancient frozen dinner	14
#79	ancient protein powder	140
#75	ancient spice	64
#103	ancient stone fist	17
#120	ancient stone head	8
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#351	annoying pitchfork	8
#71	ant agonist	63
#270	ant hoe	1
#97	ant pick	4
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#103	ant rake	5
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#450	anticheese	10
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#722	antique greaves	2
#228	antique hand mirror	19
#623	antique helmet	4
#232	antique packet of ketchup	7
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#525	antique shield	7
#299	antique souvenir drawing	3
#647	antique spear	4
#78	armgun	77
#281	around the world	6
#138	arrrgyle socks	21
#43	asbestos apron	29
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#54	asbestos ore	215
#188	asbestos staff	3
#150	asbestos sword	5
#71	asparagus knife	132
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#190	asshat	13
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#332	awful poetry journal	391
#139	bätzle	11
#530	baby killer bee	18
#225	backwoods screwdriver	2
#163	baconstone	43
#5461	badass belt	4
#110	badge of authority	2
#270	bag of Cheat-Os	37
#241	bag of lard	5
#898	baggie of powdered sugar	7
#430	balaclava	1
#301	balaclava baklava	9
#549	ball	11
#55	balloon helmet	10
#51	balloon monkey	38
#105	balloon shield	1
#33	balloon sword	15
#156	ballroom blintz	43
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#968	banana	2
#87	banana milkshake	1
#202	banana peel	27
#185	banana supersucker	2
#107	banana-frosted king cake	20
#63	bananagate	94
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#118	banjo strings	3
#115	bar skin	135
#122	bar whip	1
#332	barbed-wire fence	14
#187	bargain flash powder	4
#13	bark beret	3
#15	bark boxers	3
#23	bark bracelet	2
#390	barrrnacle	41
#367	barskin hat	1
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#75	barskin tent	5
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#127	baseball	68
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#112	basic meat sword	2
#80	bat guano	292
#231	bat haggis	1
#76	bat wing	303
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#22	bat wing stir-fry	27
#71	bat-ass leather jacket	3
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#77	batblade	89
#79	batgut	665
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#691	battered Crimbo Crate	12
#259	bazookafish bubble gum	6
#38	beach glass bead	155
#128	beach glass necklace	5
#199	beanbag chair	2
#107	beaten-up Chucks	5
#430	bed of coals	2
#160	beefy fish meat	3
#138	beer basted brat	1
#128	beer bomb	377
#193	beer bong	16
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#163	beer helmet	47
#129	beer lens	25
#137	beer-scented teddy bear	5
#59	beer-soaked mop	19
#112	beertini	20
#326	begpwnia	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#18	beige clambroth marble	3
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#91	bejeweled pledge pin	116
#58	belemnite candy mold	3
#126	belemnite fossil	45
#242	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#61	big bad voodoo mask	15
#56	big bass drum	62
#317	big boom	2
#71	big red clown nose	212
#289	big rock	3
#324	bilge wine	49
#338	bindlestocking	8
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#30	bird rib	107
#227	bit of clingfilm	18
#82	bit-o-cactus	75
#379	bite-me-red lipstick	31
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#131	black & tan	30
#28	black catseye marble	1
#68	black cherry soda	11
#237	black eyedrops	3
#73	black facepaint	9
#135	black forest cake	44
#166	black forest ham	19
#72	black greaves	58
#84	black helmet	46
#105	black kettle drum	14
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#305	black pension check	11
#114	black pepper	37
#222	black picnic basket	8
#129	black pixel	343
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#352	black polka-dot oyster egg	15
#122	black pudding	31
#129	black sheepskin diploma	2
#75	black shield	51
#163	black snake skin	59
#115	black spot	7
#431	black striped oyster egg	12
#114	black sword	33
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#220	blackberry	69
#46	blackberry combat boots	11
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#67	blackberry moccasins	4
#84	blackberry polite	4
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#56	blank fudge mold	11
#64	blended frozen swill	5
#438	blind-packed capsule toy	3
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#42	blood and blood	11
#89	blood of the Wereseal	15
#396	bloody beer	24
#60	bloody clown pants	201
#84	bloody mary	35
#563	blue paisley oyster egg	7
#125	blue pixel	933
#211	blue pixel potion	5
#392	blue plastic oyster egg	12
#112	blue polka-dot oyster egg	25
#38	blue potion	32
#645	blue snowcone	4
#301	blue striped oyster egg	14
#11	blue suede shoes	36
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#308	blueberry-frosted king cake	4
#74	blundarrrbus	7
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#52	bobcat grenade	2
#36	bone and arrows	1
#728	bone chips	9
#65	bone collar	6
#52	bone crusher	1
#62	bone flute	66
#120	bone rattle	24
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#58	boning knife	1
#327	booty chest charrrm	18
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#184	booze-soaked cherry	2
#38	boozebomb	2
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#23	boring spaghetti	82
#115	borrowed time	4
#279	bottle of Blank-Out	45
#199	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	10
#105	bottle of Definit	30
#111	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	28
#86	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	36
#124	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	38
#161	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	55
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#40	bottle of Ooze-O	55
#174	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#47	bottle of alcohol	156
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#173	bottle of black cat tonic	4
#424	bottle of bubbles	20
#220	bottle of cooking sherry	8
#153	bottle of gin	245
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#93	bottle of pirate juice	8
#237	bottle of popskull	10
#198	bottle of realpagne	2
#65	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	6
#140	bottle of rum	749
#123	bottle of sake	10
#371	bottle of sewage schnapps	12
#110	bottle of tequila	403
#153	bottle of ultravitamins	4
#176	bottle of vodka	174
#154	bottle of whiskey	386
#92	bottle opener belt buckle	61
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#118	bowl of cottage cheese	265
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowl of lucky charms	5
#32	bowl of rye sprouts	33
#32	box	649
#106	box of Familiar Jacks	2
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#54	box of hammers	2
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#127	box turtle	3
#139	boxed champagne	16
#80	boxed wine	570
#45	boxing glove	15
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#81	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	51
#246	brains casserole	1
#31	brass dorsal fin	2
#318	brass stinger	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#897	brick	36
#209	briefcase	48
#781	brine	20
#114	broken carburetor	2
#41	broken clock	2
#163	broken skull	167
#412	broken sword	4
#61	bronze breastplate	31
#76	bronzed locust	55
#11	brown crock marble	65
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#31	brown sugar cane	366
#101	bubblewrap ore	29
#112	bubbly potion	156
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#250	bucket of honey	4
#138	bucket of wine	2
#53	buckler buckle	13
#293	buckyball	17
#192	bugbear beanie	43
#61	bugbear bungguard	149
#192	bullet-proof corduroys	32
#147	bum cheek	140
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#140	bunch of square grapes	42
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#404	bunny liver	13
#55	buoybottoms	21
#28	burrowgrub hive	5
#26	bus pass	78
#76	cactus fruit	52
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#178	calle de miel	10
#395	can of Binarrrca	24
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#124	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	5
#82	can of Red Minotaur	60
#75	can of Swiller	88
#210	can of black paint	1
#40	can of maces	31
#114	can of spinach	16
#107	can-can-in-a-can	4
#167	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	46
#644	candied kobold	4
#942	candied yams	9
#488	candy brain	5
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#2527	stuffed angry cow	19
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#397	stunt nuts	3
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
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#72	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	16
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#222	warbear requisition box	13
#110	warbear soda machine assembler	5
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#143	warbear wardance potion	11
#102	wasabi pocky	1
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#48	white rice	73
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#157	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	13
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#1375	yeti fur	7
#344	yohohoyo	5

Wow, that's 68,433 items total!

what items are this player missing?