Crystalline

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#98Accordion of Jordion1
#985Amulet of Yendor10
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#503BRICKO brick1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#612Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#28Black and White Apron Meal Kit2
#608Bling of the New Wave2
#842Bonerdagon necklace12
#740Boss Bat bling4
#900Boss Bat britches15
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1210Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#967Colander of Em-er'il3
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#2099Crown of the Goblin King8
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#1132Drowsy Sword11
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#470Elmley shades1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1011Goodfella contract1
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#507Green Clover of Justice4
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#2321Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet6
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#247Misty Cape5
#280Misty Cloak3
#269Misty Robe4
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#40Ouija Board, Ouija Board1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#370Rock and Roll Legend3
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#79Staff of the Soupbone2
#48Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)3
#78Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)1
#55Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)3
#61The Lot's engagement ring1
#1004Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette3
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#104accord ion2
#7adobe abacus1
#10adobe abaya1
#8adobe adze1
#10adobe arsecover1
#11adobe ascot1
#10adobe ayam1
#67alarm accordion1
#78angry inch1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#271ant hoe1
#3566badass belt11
#336bag of W&Ws1
#1104bag of airline peanuts16
#753bag of lard1
#124banana cream pie5
#71banana daiquiri5
#158banana smoothie5
#66banana spritzer5
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#269black velvet box1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#3449box of sunshine20
#230box turtle1
#1662brick9
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#111bunch of bananas50
#210bungle in the jungle5
#1660cheap toaster1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#370chintzy seal pendant2
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#153cigar box turtle1
#932clown hammer22
#3274club necklace1
#90daisy138
#1030defective skull10
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#2105duct tape2
#126dueling turtle1
#43dusty animal skull2
#4232easter egg balloon2
#1085encoder ring2
#991explosion-flavored chewing gum19
#987fake fake vomit23
#1179fake hand10
#724figurine of a charred seal2
#905figurine of a cold seal1
#503figurine of a shadowy seal1
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#509figurine of a stinking seal3
#422figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#1454friendly cheez blob1
#428frilly shirt1
#99frozen turtle shell1
#195furry green turtle1
#496fuzzy busby3
#1658fuzzy dice4
#375fuzzy earmuffs4
#347fuzzy montera5
#345ghost of a necklace7
🥉giant discarded plastic fork8,514
#1121giant pinky ring10
#723gloomy black mushroom4
#510gold wedding ring7
#1068grue egg25
#161gummi turtle4
#2518handful of confetti11
#236handmade hobby horse1
#805heart of the volcano7
#107hedgeturtle18
#225hot pink lipstick3
#201hot stuffing1
#64ingot turtle1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1196jazz soap11
#963joybuzzer22
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1058magical ice cube with a fly in it17
#729mood ring1
#67musk turtle10
#2263obsidian dagger4
#91oil shell1
#1439old sweatpants13
#435orange peel hat1
#391ornate picture frame1
#80parisian cathouse2
#219personalized birthday cake7
#968pet rock "Groucho" disguise15
#921pet rock "Snooty" disguise25
#332phish stick3
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#147plexiglass pith helmet2
#2037pretty flower1
#1404really dense meat stack2
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#611rice bowl1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1058rubber emo roe20
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#787sawblade shield2
#1393shiny ring12
#100shocked shell1
#146slime convention pin1
#1829solid gold bowling ball4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#666spark plug earring1
#1868spectre scepter11
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#775stick-on eyebrow piercing2
#7819stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8947stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#7692stuffed cocoabo2
#8922stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#6349stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#8910stuffed mind flayer1
#6198stuffed snowy owl4
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#401tawdry amethyst1
#2033teddy bear1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
🥇time sleigh1
#1357towel3
#1384toy train1
#116turtle-shaped rock2
#101turtlemail breeches1
#111turtlemail coif1
#1544unusual disco ball1
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#84whatsit-covered turtle shell1
#1171whoopie cushion15
#1153wind-up chattering teeth17
#914wintergreen-flavored potato chips6
#596wool hat1
#896worthless gewgaw1
#648worthless knick-knack5
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#590wreath of laurels1
#844wrench bracelet2
#972x-ray specs10
#1113yellow snowcone20

Wow, that's 9,547 items total!

what items are this player missing?