Museum :: Moosenoise

Moosenoise

Rank	Item	Quantity
#311	1-ball	17
#100	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	125
#601	2-ball	6
#124	25-meat staff	1
#265	3-ball	21
#300	4-ball	17
#207	4-dimensional guitar	9
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#279	5-ball	18
#357	6-ball	13
#73	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	70
#248	7-ball	25
#269	8-ball	114
#401	9-ball	2
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#325	Angry Farmer candy	371
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1077	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#160	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#77	Battlie Light Saver	16
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#229	Black No. 2	32
#281	Blackfly Chardonnay	12
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1922	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#81	Boris's ring	16
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#762	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
#234	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	41
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#93	Claybender glasses	6
#130	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	18
#148	Cloaca-Cola helmet	14
#151	Cloaca-Cola shield	15
#169	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#589	Cold Hots candy	7
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#888	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#56	Cursed Punch	3
#214	D roll	30
#508	Daffy Taffy	61
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#234	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	43
#208	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	17
#1041	Drowsy Sword	13
#97	Duskwalker fangs	4
#75	Duskwalker syringe	12
#427	Dyspepsi grenade	31
#90	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	21
#123	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	17
#134	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	14
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#231	Effermint™ tablets	2
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#228	Elfin shortbread	4
#597	Ent cider	9
#183	Feynman gate	65
#79	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
#83	Fog Murderer	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#112	Gaia beads	47
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#75	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#148	Gnollish flyswatter	22
#97	Gnollish pie server	19
#132	Gnollish plunger	21
#160	Gnollish slotted spoon	13
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#613	Hell ramen	1
#262	Hollandaise helmet	14
#140	Iiti Kitty phone charm	29
#272	Imp Ale	764
#711	Instant Karma	5
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#57	Jacob's rung	4
#49	Jarlsberg's earring	21
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#108	Jefferson wings	1
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	22
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#151	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#166	Knob Goblin elite helm	37
#116	Knob Goblin elite pants	51
#185	Knob Goblin elite polearm	31
#436	Knob Goblin elite shirt	12
#358	Knob Goblin firecracker	50
#152	Knob Goblin harem pants	39
#144	Knob Goblin harem veil	41
#212	Knob Goblin melon baller	12
#156	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
#194	Knob Goblin pants	84
#116	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	15
#202	Knob Goblin scimitar	77
#165	Knob Goblin spatula	108
#213	Knob Goblin tongs	87
#177	Knob Goblin visor	40
#93	Knob jelly donut	3
#114	Knob lo mein	3
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#152	Knob nuts	4
#646	Knob sausage	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#66	Knob stroganoff	8
#175	Knob stuffed shells	8
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#481	LED block	2
#118	Lockenstock™ sandals	44
#2146	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#233	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	44
#363	Lucky Surprise Egg	11
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#641	Mad Train wine	105
#519	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	15
#401	Manetwich	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#34	Mark IV Steam-Hat	2
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#243	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#340	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#22	Meat detector	15
#428	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	9
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#298	Misty Cape	3
#280	Misty Cloak	3
#291	Misty Robe	3
#217	Mohawk wig	60
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#167	Oil of Parrrlay	19
#873	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#118	Orcish baseball cap	40
#84	Orcish cargo shorts	51
#137	Orcish frat-paddle	31
#207	PADL Phone	50
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#174	Pine-Fresh air freshener	21
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#117	Professor What T-Shirt	6
#132	Psychotic Train wine	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#405	Ram's Face Lager	53
#50	Red X Shield	4
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#50	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	22
#362	Snow Queen Crown	6
#90	Space Tourist Phaser	8
#82	Space Tours Tripple	22
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#59	Spirit Precipice	4
#405	Spooky Surprise Egg	28
#59	Super Magic Power Sword X	3
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#153	Swabbie™ swab	29
#89	T.U.R.D.S. Key	11
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#197	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	25
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#100	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	5
#27	White Citadel burger	301
#132	White Citadel fries	11
#56	Whoompa Fur Pants	12
#106	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	15
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#379	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#196	a butt tuba	5
#236	a little sump'm sump'm	12
#159	abominable blubber	4
#253	abominable snowcone	71
#100	accidental cider	29
#245	acid-squirting flower	15
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#89	adder	31
#239	adder bladder	45
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#409	alphabet gum	3
#111	amok pudding	4
#377	amulet of extreme plot significance	37
#72	ancient frozen dinner	43
#65	ancient poisoned dart	77
#140	ancient protein powder	57
#203	ancient stone fist	3
#232	ancient stone head	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#1007	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#228	annoying pitchfork	12
#145	ant agonist	24
#186	ant hoe	2
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#285	ant rake	1
#129	ant sickle	3
#117	antique accordion	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#356	antique greaves	17
#298	antique hand mirror	11
#456	antique helmet	10
#213	antique machete	1
#90	antique packet of ketchup	29
#348	antique shield	18
#383	antique spear	16
#372	armgun	3
#154	arrrgyle socks	19
#235	artisanal limoncello	1
#275	asbestos apron	3
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#387	asbestos staff	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#455	asparagus knife	11
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#198	asshat	12
#500	astronaut pants	16
#231	atomic vector plotter	18
#81	attorney's badge	17
#106	automatic catapult	1
#971	baby killer bee	7
#102	backwoods screwdriver	16
#2451	baconstone	1
#85	baconstone earring	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#28	bacteria bisque	1
#2370	badass belt	21
#77	badge of authority	5
#320	bag of Cheat-Os	28
#312	bag of W&Ws	3
#100	bag of pygmy blood	9
#1109	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#201	balaclava	4
#301	balaclava baklava	9
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#111	balloon helmet	4
#322	balloon monkey	5
#43	balloon shield	3
#96	balloon sword	5
#111	ballroom blintz	80
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#122	bar whip	1
#130	barbed-wire fence	66
#425	barrrnacle	38
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#189	barskin hat	3
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#44	bat haggis	21
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#42	bat wing kabob	15
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#145	batblade	31
#40	battered hubcap	24
#153	beach glass necklace	3
#267	bean burrito	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#62	beaver spear	3
#265	beer bomb	117
#141	beer bong	31
#254	beer goggles	1
#141	beer helmet	61
#43	beer-a-pult	4
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#788	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#147	bejeweled pledge pin	61
#50	bent scrap metal	26
#19	bezoar ring	2
#202	bi-lateral logic compressor	19
#134	big bad voodoo mask	6
#187	big bass drum	7
#382	big boom	1
#80	big dribbly candle	2
#251	big red clown nose	31
#42	big stick	17
#76	big stirring stick	1
#295	bilge wine	61
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#168	bit-o-cactus	25
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#71	black blade	5
#88	black cloak	4
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#100	black eye shadow	4
#351	black eyedrops	2
#117	black facepaint	3
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#222	black greaves	11
#116	black helmet	32
#241	black kettle drum	3
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#214	black pudding	13
#131	black sheepskin diploma	2
#146	black shield	23
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#126	black sword	31
#893	blackberry	1
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#165	blood of the Wereseal	5
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#88	bloodstain stick	3
#272	bloody beer	67
#160	bloody clown pants	51
#621	bloody mary	1
#89	blowdart	4
#410	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#1033	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#537	blue polka-dot oyster egg	8
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#20	boilgun	1
#96	bone abacus	7
#120	bone flute	22
#52	bone rattle	59
#114	book of matches	10
#184	booze-soaked cherry	2
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#152	boring spaghetti	4
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#152	bottle of alcohol	34
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#85	bottle of cooking sherry	36
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#737	bottle of goofballs	35
#103	bottle of laundry sherry	4
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#81	bottle of popskull	47
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#226	bottle of sake	3
#109	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	9
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#145	bottle opener belt buckle	34
#51	bottled swamp gas	9
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#179	bowl of lucky charms	4
#170	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#246	bowling ball	1
#1053	box	1
#290	box of Dweebs	4
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#84	boxing glove	7
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#317	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#73	breadchucks	4
#144	brilliant oyster egg	3
#114	broken carburetor	2
#273	broken sword	11
#106	bronzed locust	28
#90	brown felt tophat	13
#110	brown paper pants	2
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#277	bubbly potion	51
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#42	buffalo blade	4
#158	bugbear beanie	51
#131	bugbear bungguard	58
#99	bullet-proof corduroys	91
#591	bum cheek	11
#169	buoybottoms	6
#92	bus pass	13
#72	butterfly knife	2
#538	cactus fruit	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#37	can cannon	2
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#331	can of Red Minotaur	12
#296	can of Swiller	9
#117	can of black paint	3
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#38	can of maces	33
#733	can of spinach	2
#1177	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7
#570	candied bolts	3
#127	candied nuts	7
#1963	candied yams	3
#427	candy brain	7
#4788	candy cane	1
#704	candy kneecapping stick	4
#666	candy knuckles	4
#920	candy stake	7
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#294	capacitor relay	41
#212	carbon nanotube frame	65
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#101	cardboard katana	7
#95	cardboard sword	1
#121	cardboard wakizashi	30
#30	carob brownies	16
#28	carob cannon	3
#100	carob chunk cookies	37
#377	carob chunk noodles	4
#731	carob chunks	1
#216	carton of rotten eggs	4
#113	carton of snake milk	3
#52	cast-iron legacy paddle	4
#91	catgut taco	7
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#142	centipede eggs	32
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#432	chaos butterfly	400
#89	charged magnet	1
#148	charming flute	4
#275	cheap cigar butt	6
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#171	cheap wind-up clock	4
#1063	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#248	chintzy saucepan earring	3
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#109	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	14
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#245	chopsticks	20
#271	chorizo brownies	7
#91	chorizo taco	77
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#128	chrome sword	7
#140	chunk of rock salt	49
#99	cigarette lighter	9
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#288	cloudy potion	48
#798	clown shoes	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#1027	club necklace	7
#56	clutch of dodecapede eggs	42
#205	cob of corn	1
#141	cocktail napkin	51
#558	cocoa egg	14
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#104	coconut bikini top	2
#1284	coconut shell	1
#186	coffin lid	9
#233	cold ninja mask	16
#54	cold water bottle	21
#660	commemorative war stein	4
#144	communications windchimes	100
#102	compression stocking	14
#216	computronic processing unit	18
#18	concentrated cooking	7
#67	cool mushroom casserole	5
#79	cool mushroom wine	4
#57	cool spore pod	4
#864	cool whip	1
#51	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	2
#80	cordial of concentration	7
#98	corn holder	20
#376	cornuthaum	11
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#362	costume sword	1
#90	crêepy mask	4
#1243	cranberries	1
#169	cranberry cordial	1
#99	crappy waiter disguise	6
#159	crazy hobo notebook	1
#313	crazy little Turkish delight	38
#107	cream of pointy mushroom soup	2
#570	cream stout	1
#212	creamsicle	20
#89	creepy doll head	1
#62	creepy voice box	3
#86	crowbar	4
#117	crowbarrr	21
#103	crude voodoo doll	2
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#36	curdflinger	4
#256	curmudgel	3
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#327	cursed sea biscuit	3
#125	custard pie	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#346	dark potion	37
#139	day-old beer	1
#251	dead guy's watch	31
#148	decomposed boot	3
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#469	delicious noodles	1
#165	delicious spicy noodles	2
#59	delicious swamp muck	36
#93	demon buckler	1
#97	demon whip	1
#68	demon-horned hat	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#91	demonskin trousers	2
#72	denim axe	8
#168	dented harmonica	15
#114	deodorant	33
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#93	desiccated apricot	173
#74	detective skull	2
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#1959	diamond necklace	3
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#107	didgeridooka	75
#63	dieting pill	1
#100	dire fudgesicle	30
#439	dirty hobo gloves	41
#214	disbelief suspenders	5
#855	disco ball	21
#556	disco mask	46
#325	disease	40
#85	disembodied smile	9
#96	dishrag	9
#57	disposable instant camera	5
#539	distilled fortified wine	4
#161	distressed denim pants	41
#383	disturbing fanfic	368
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#220	double-barreled sling	2
#96	draggin' ball hat	123
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#62	dress pants	6
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#102	droopy doll eye	2
#195	dry martini	2
#162	dry vodka martini	2
#455	drywall axe	29
#517	ducha de oro	1
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#232	duct tape sword	1
#45	dueling banjo	1
#340	dungeoneer's dungarees	3
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#198	dusty animal pelvis	2
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#410	dusty bottle of Marsala	31
#350	dusty bottle of Merlot	50
#462	dusty bottle of Muscat	24
#392	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	38
#429	dusty bottle of Port	33
#368	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	38
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#209	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#206	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#144	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	3
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#116	dusty first caudal vertebra	4
#197	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#134	dusty first thoracic vertebra	3
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#140	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
#194	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
#142	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	3
#320	dusty left clavicle	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#144	dusty left eleventh rib	3
#201	dusty left femur	2
#184	dusty left fibula	2
#86	dusty left first rear claw	5
#135	dusty left first rib	3
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#194	dusty left fourth rear claw	2
#197	dusty left fourth rib	2
#201	dusty left humerus	2
#111	dusty left kneecap	4
#209	dusty left ninth rib	2
#297	dusty left radius	1
#63	dusty left scapula	6
#200	dusty left second front claw	2
#144	dusty left second rear claw	3
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#141	dusty left sixth rib	3
#184	dusty left tenth rib	2
#125	dusty left third front claw	3
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#149	dusty left tibia	3
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#74	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	5
#127	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	3
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#146	dusty right eighth rib	3
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#206	dusty right femur	2
#201	dusty right fibula	2
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#152	dusty right fourth rib	3
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#186	dusty right scapula	2
#78	dusty right second front claw	5
#140	dusty right second rear claw	3
#144	dusty right second rib	3
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#188	dusty right sixth rib	2
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
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#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
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#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
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#94	wings of fire	1
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#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#224	yohohoyo	12

Wow, that's 22,457 items total!

what items are this player missing?