Museum :: Truckdriver999

Truckdriver999

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1435	1-ball	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1424	2-ball	1
#1452	3-ball	1
#794	30669 scroll	3
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#773	334 scroll	2
#1432	5-ball	1
#1422	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#1484	7-ball	1
#1972	8-ball	2
#467	ASCII shirt	3
#143	Amulet of Yendor	160
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1965	Angry Farmer candy	2
#567	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#864	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#384	BRICKO brick	14
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2707	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#87	Black Body™ spray	7
#240	Black No. 2	29
#254	Blackfly Chardonnay	14
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#668	Boris's ring	2
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#495	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	8
#856	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#134	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#145	CRIMBCO lanyard	4
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#791	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#130	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	6
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#1233	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1379	Crimbo fudge	1
#1363	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1844	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#319	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#90	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	178
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1141	Dolphin King's crown	3
#678	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#1258	Drowsy Sword	9
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1510	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#660	Dyspepsi-Cola	88
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#288	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#254	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#264	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#947	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#386	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#147	Elmley shades	8
#437	Ent cider	15
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#23	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
#213	Frat Army FGF	20
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#119	Gaia beads	41
#141	Game Grid token	15
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#197	Gnollish pie tin	23
#302	Gnollish plunger	9
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#382	Gnollish toolbox	9
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#844	Go-Wassail	7
#87	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#515	Goodfella contract	32
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#753	Heimandatz's heart	2
#153	Hippy Army MPE	63
#91	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#290	Hollandaise helmet	10
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#553	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#769	Imp Ale	117
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#163	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	15
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#203	Knob Goblin elite helm	29
#187	Knob Goblin elite pants	33
#242	Knob Goblin elite polearm	22
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#917	Knob Goblin firecracker	5
#129	Knob Goblin harem pants	49
#118	Knob Goblin harem veil	53
#855	Knob Goblin love potion	3
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#458	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#210	Knob Goblin pants	75
#20	Knob Goblin perfume	154
#182	Knob Goblin scimitar	90
#736	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#261	Knob Goblin spatula	40
#758	Knob Goblin steroids	3
#589	Knob Goblin superseltzer	3
#213	Knob Goblin tongs	87
#434	Knob Goblin visor	10
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#319	Knob mushroom	21
#127	Knob nuts	6
#161	Knob pasty	3
#233	Knob sausage	27
#265	Knoll mushroom	45
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#135	Lockenstock™ sandals	35
#1825	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#289	Lucky Surprise Egg	19
#1199	M-242	1
#884	Mad Train wine	43
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#294	Manetwich	2
#324	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
#77	Mayflower bouquet	1
#59	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	168
#403	Meat detector	1
#87	Meleegra™ pills	124
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#629	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	31
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#378	Misty Robe	1
#422	Mob Penguin protection contract	7
#361	Mohawk wig	25
#204	Monstar energy beverage	41
#527	Mountain Stream soda	21
#92	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#36	Ms. Accessory	1
#219	NG	5
#123	Nardz energy beverage	7
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#285	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#188	Orcish baseball cap	23
#180	Orcish cargo shorts	20
#258	Orcish frat-paddle	11
#164	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#162	PADL Phone	88
#707	Penultimate Fantasy chest	5
#171	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	9
#101	Pine-Fresh air freshener	36
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#369	Ram's Face Lager	67
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#39	Ring of Fire	2
#35	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#660	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#259	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#421	Spam Witch sammich	72
#199	Spooky Surprise Egg	85
#337	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#289	Supernova Champagne	15
#282	Swabbie™ swab	9
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#687	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	5
#688	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	6
#571	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	12
#670	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	58
#345	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	9
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#308	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	9
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#130	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	47
#129	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	46
#126	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	51
#127	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	48
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#498	Trollhouse cookies	55
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#327	Tuesday's ruby	6
#290	Typical Tavern swill	15
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#804	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	3
#416	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
#81	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	5
#2403	Valentine	1
#481	Wand of Nagamar	10
#680	Warm Subject gift certificate	21
#152	White Citadel fries	10
#1629	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#174	Workytime Tea	12
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#372	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#501	accidental cider	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#820	adder bladder	1
#1139	adorable seal larva	2
#91	albatross necklace	1
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#146	ancient calendar fragment	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#197	ancient poisoned dart	6
#489	ancient protein powder	4
#458	ancient spice	2
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#548	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#632	ant agonist	1
#268	ant hoe	1
#252	ant pick	1
#281	ant rake	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#452	anticheese	10
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#409	antique greaves	12
#352	antique hand mirror	8
#480	antique helmet	9
#484	antique shield	9
#495	antique spear	9
#163	armgun	21
#375	arrrgyle socks	6
#157	artisanal limoncello	3
#163	asbestos apron	8
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#424	asbestos ore	14
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#344	asparagus knife	19
#261	asshat	7
#393	astral mushroom	23
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#968	awful poetry journal	34
#964	baby killer bee	7
#200	backwoods screwdriver	3
#527	baconstone	15
#2997	badass belt	15
#764	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#196	bag of airline peanuts	139
#753	bag of lard	1
#1592	ball	2
#111	balloon helmet	4
#220	balloon monkey	8
#57	balloon shield	2
#142	balloon sword	3
#426	ballroom blintz	4
#385	bar skin	27
#330	barbed-wire fence	14
#1260	barrrnacle	6
#326	baseball	14
#129	basic meat pants	1
#294	bat guano	45
#211	bat wing	84
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#395	batblade	6
#323	batgut	90
#105	battered hubcap	6
#438	beach glass bead	5
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#251	beer bomb	123
#169	beer bong	21
#149	beer goggles	3
#131	beer helmet	66
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#697	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#154	bejeweled pledge pin	56
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#103	big bass drum	19
#224	big boom	6
#133	big red clown nose	73
#567	bilge wine	9
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#91	bird rib	25
#881	bit of clingfilm	4
#206	bit-o-cactus	20
#214	black & tan	11
#148	black candy heart	91
#119	black cherry soda	6
#351	black eyedrops	2
#75	black facepaint	8
#233	black forest cake	16
#259	black forest ham	9
#117	black greaves	30
#108	black helmet	34
#191	black kettle drum	5
#69	black lotus	2
#1124	black paisley oyster egg	4
#187	black pepper	13
#461	black picnic basket	1
#195	black pixel	176
#1462	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1488	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#147	black pudding	23
#76	black sheepskin diploma	6
#112	black shield	31
#214	black snake skin	38
#462	black spot	1
#1901	black striped oyster egg	2
#133	black sword	29
#94	blackberry	319
#122	blackberry combat boots	3
#61	blackberry galoshes	5
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#67	blackberry slippers	4
#135	blank fudge mold	4
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#124	bloody clown pants	67
#194	blue class ring	21
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#154	blue pixel	576
#1675	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#220	bone flute	6
#251	bone rattle	8
#457	booty chest charrrm	8
#729	bottle of Blank-Out	4
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#112	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	99
#316	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
#322	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#269	bottle of alcohol	11
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#562	bottle of bubbles	8
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#304	bottle of gin	69
#5030	bottle of goofballs	1
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#245	bottle of rum	290
#340	bottle of sake	1
#233	bottle of tequila	135
#334	bottle of vodka	56
#391	bottle of whiskey	86
#151	bottle opener belt buckle	31
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#276	bow	2
#142	bow staff	1
#192	bowl of cottage cheese	154
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#87	box	196
#5527	box of sunshine	5
#237	boxed wine	125
#65	boxing glove	10
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#250	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#217	brick	179
#141	brick of sand	14
#648	briefcase	2
#114	broken carburetor	2
#869	broken skull	6
#273	broken sword	11
#246	bronze breastplate	6
#190	bronzed locust	13
#331	brown sugar cane	11
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#294	bubblin' crude	25
#259	bubbly potion	57
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#178	buckler buckle	2
#204	bugbear beanie	39
#167	bugbear bungguard	41
#117	bullet-proof corduroys	71
#780	bum cheek	5
#476	bunch of square grapes	3
#122	buoybottoms	9
#449	burst hellseal brain	9
#264	cactus fruit	7
#55	calavera concertina	4
#352	calle de miel	3
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#66	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	10
#46	can of Rain-Doh	1
#85	can of Red Minotaur	56
#210	can of black paint	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#311	can of maces	3
#733	can of spinach	2
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#56	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1439	candied yams	5
#4784	candy cane	1
#701	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1468	candy knuckles	2
#2397	candy stake	3
#532	cannonball charrrm	5
#169	canopic jar	56
#1750	canteen of wine	1
#134	carbonated soy milk	62
#322	carbonated water lily	11
#330	cardboard katana	1
#506	cardboard ore	2
#166	cardboard wakizashi	19
#400	carob chunks	9
#365	casino pass	8
#429	cast	35
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#374	cat appendix	8
#318	catgut	23
#131	catsup	2
#137	centipede eggs	34
#845	chaos butterfly	70
#65	charming flute	19
#256	cheap cigar butt	7
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#355	cheap toaster	6
#175	chef's hat	78
#234	chef-in-the-box	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#463	chewing gum on a string	12
#354	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#344	chloroform rag	6
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#536	chopsticks	4
#212	chorizo taco	23
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#334	chrome ore	16
#522	chrome sword	1
#444	chunk of rock salt	1
#660	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#381	clay peace-sign bead	7
#59	clockwork chef-in-the-box	3
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#226	cloudy potion	73
#167	clown hammer	165
#139	clown shoes	27
#115	clown skin	82
#82	clown wig	3
#120	clownskin belt	3
#155	cocktail napkin	46
#185	cocktail onion	7
#84	cocoa egg	194
#427	cocoa eggshell fragment	117
#722	coconut shell	17
#244	coffin lid	6
#428	cog	61
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#500	cold ninja mask	4
#278	cold nuggets	3
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#139	communications windchimes	104
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#114	cool mushroom wine	2
#338	cool whip	10
#592	copper ha'penny charrrm	3
#243	cornuthaum	31
#1212	corpse on the beach	3
#851	corpsedriver	5
#1219	corpsetini	3
#100	costume sword	9
#302	cranberries	96
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#306	cream stout	9
#370	creamsicle	5
#140	creepy ginger ale	3
#334	crowbarrr	6
#261	crystallized memory	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#154	cymbal syrup	91
#247	dance card	8
#59	dangerous jerkcicle	15
#224	dark potion	77
#356	dead guy's watch	17
#808	decorative fountain	1
#179	defective skull	131
#313	dehydrated caviar	12
#340	demon skin	27
#48	dense meat crossbow	1
#695	dense meat stack	19
#58	dental pliers	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#448	deodorant	3
#288	depantsing bomb	12
#328	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#373	desiccated apricot	12
#104	devilish folio	17
#479	diamond-studded cane	9
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#128	didgeridooka	60
#209	dingy planks	1
#392	dire fudgesicle	2
#528	dirty hobo gloves	25
#402	disassembled clover	162
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#724	disco ball	30
#660	disco mask	31
#110	disease	183
#244	disembodied brain	16
#239	disintegrating quill pen	35
#152	disintegrating sheet music	46
#270	displaced fish	17
#384	distilled fortified wine	6
#123	distressed denim pants	58
#460	disturbing fanfic	255
#127	divine blowout	292
#130	divine can of silly string	298
#108	divine champagne flute	191
#81	divine champagne popper	173
#84	divine cracker	179
#129	divine noisemaker	281
#704	doll house	6
#1167	dollhive	3
#214	donkey flipbook	4
#166	dope wheels	6
#220	double-barreled sling	2
#484	drab sonata	6
#312	draggin' ball hat	23
#293	dried face	11
#282	drum machine	18
#738	dry noodles	19
#980	drywall axe	9
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#1466	duct tape	9
#297	dull fish scale	10
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#244	dusty animal jawbone	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#497	dusty bottle of Marsala	21
#382	dusty bottle of Merlot	42
#493	dusty bottle of Muscat	21
#222	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	105
#413	dusty bottle of Port	35
#459	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	23
#180	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	2
#312	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#152	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	3
#315	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#302	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#201	dusty left femur	2
#183	dusty left fibula	2
#183	dusty left first front claw	2
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#189	dusty left kneecap	2
#309	dusty left ninth rib	1
#143	dusty left second rear claw	3
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#280	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#300	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#209	dusty right fifth rib	2
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#194	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#307	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right scapula	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#186	dusty right tenth rib	2
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#291	dusty right tibia	1
#196	dusty sacral vertebrae	2
#298	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#143	dusty third thoracic vertebra	3
#902	dwarf bread	3
#320	dwarvish magazine	3
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#556	eXtreme mittens	4
#566	eXtreme scarf	3
#1829	easter egg balloon	12
#232	effervescent potion	72
#2060	eggnog	3
#450	electrical thingamabob	3
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1131	elven cellocello	18
#1394	elven moonshine	2
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