Museum :: Quothz

Quothz

Rank	Item	Quantity
#51	"Humorous" T-shirt	6
#804	1-ball	4
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#851	2-ball	3
#520	3-ball	8
#511	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#592	334 scroll	5
#747	4-ball	4
#141	4-d camera	1
#217	4-dimensional guitar	8
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#647	5-ball	5
#785	6-ball	4
#262	64067 scroll	1
#178	668 scroll	7
#455	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#904	7-ball	3
#710	8-ball	23
#401	9-ball	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#368	Amulet of Yendor	63
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#939	Angry Farmer candy	42
#78	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	20
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#114	BitterSweetTarts	16
#69	Bjorn's Hammer	5
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#198	Black No. 2	44
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#273	Blatantly Canadian	10
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#44	Bohemian rhapsody	26
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#85	Boris's key lime	9
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#529	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	7
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#227	Bulky Buddy Box	12
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#20	Can-Can skirt	4
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#200	Cherry Cloaca Cola	8
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#1078	Cloaca grenade	8
#1132	Cloaca-Cola	9
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#577	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#371	Cold Hots candy	15
#94	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	14
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#205	Crimbo pie	13
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#900	Crimboween memo	12
#1602	Crimbuck	121
#641	Crown of the Goblin King	39
#389	Daffy Taffy	87
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#200	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#184	Divine	4
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#332	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	24
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#78	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#1132	Drowsy Sword	11
#589	Dyspepsi grenade	21
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#390	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	8
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#445	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	5
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#28	El Vibrato drone	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#11	El Vibrato helmet	2
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#90	El Vibrato power sphere	17
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#9	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	19
#64	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	10
#26	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	18
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	9
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	10
#28	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	25
#20	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	34
#20	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	20
#16	El Vibrato translator	2
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#145	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	25
#63	Elfin shortbread	21
#270	Elmley shades	3
#395	Ent cider	18
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#484	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#33	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	66
#459	Feynman gate	22
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#257	Frat Army FGF	11
#37	Frogade	47
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#316	Gaia beads	7
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#348	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#416	Gnollish toolbox	7
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#765	Goodfella contract	7
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#51	Hell broth	11
#199	Hell ramen	23
#259	Hippy Army MPE	24
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1518	Imp Ale	11
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#57	Jarlsberg's key lime	12
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#312	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#405	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#347	Knob Goblin elite polearm	14
#453	Knob Goblin elite shirt	11
#161	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#436	Knob Goblin firecracker	36
#425	Knob Goblin harem pants	8
#354	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#126	Knob Goblin love potion	124
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#219	Knob Goblin melon baller	11
#440	Knob Goblin pants	18
#275	Knob Goblin perfume	11
#112	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	17
#507	Knob Goblin scimitar	13
#374	Knob Goblin seltzer	32
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#363	Knob Goblin spatula	15
#142	Knob Goblin steroids	101
#96	Knob Goblin superseltzer	100
#423	Knob Goblin tongs	23
#271	Knob Goblin visor	23
#83	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	3
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#209	Knob mushroom	56
#343	Knob pasty	1
#191	Knob sausage	43
#13	Knob sausage stir-fry	63
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#34	Knob stroganoff	15
#98	Knob stuffed shells	21
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#406	Knoll mushroom	23
#75	Knoll shroomkabob	23
#17	Knoll stir-fry	26
#122	LED block	11
#281	Lockenstock™ sandals	8
#1827	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#506	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	11
#551	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	37
#205	Lucky Surprise Egg	41
#226	M-242	51
#132	MSG	7
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#983	Mad Train wine	32
#308	Mae West	1
#116	Mae West with a fly in it	3
#826	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	8
#73	Manetwich	13
#34	Mariner's Friend cough drops	42
#202	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#36	Meat detector	11
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#336	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	15
#130	Meleegra™ pills	87
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#137	Mer-kin foodbucket	3
#121	Mer-kin healscroll	5
#79	Mer-kin hidepaint	5
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#72	Mer-kin killscroll	10
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#127	Mer-kin takebag	3
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#391	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	107
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#456	Mob Penguin cellular phone	43
#478	Mohawk wig	12
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#284	Monstar energy beverage	18
#636	Mountain Stream soda	11
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#1065	Mr. Mediocrebar	41
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#83	ND	3
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#294	Now and Earlier	12
#77	Oil of Parrrlay	47
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#276	Orcish baseball cap	12
#244	Orcish cargo shorts	12
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#382	PADL Phone	11
#1494	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#110	Piddles	14
#342	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#110	Polka Pop	8
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#149	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	9
#473	Ram's Face Lager	32
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#173	Regular Cloaca Cola	9
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#934	Rock Pops	52
#319	Rock and Roll Legend	4
#84	Roo trading card	2
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#26	S.T.L.T.	8
#459	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#232	Senior Mints	34
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#176	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	8
#51	Sneaky Pete's key lime	16
#144	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	9
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#520	Spam Witch sammich	42
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#810	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#158	Steal This Candy	15
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#82	Swabbie™ swab	65
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#454	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	107
#359	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	8
#42	The Ring	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#136	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	48
#838	Trollhouse cookies	11
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#267	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#441	Wand of Nagamar	11
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#40	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	11
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2453	Yummy Tummy bean	11
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#121	abandoned candy	12
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#260	accidental cider	5
#311	acid-squirting flower	11
#243	acoustic guitarrr	16
#159	adder bladder	95
#183	agua de vida	11
#91	albatross necklace	1
#209	all-purpose cleaner	42
#84	all-purpose flower	2
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#240	alphabet gum	7
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#242	ancient Magi-Wipes	27
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#457	ancient frozen dinner	3
#162	ancient protein powder	42
#84	ancient spice	53
#123	ancient stone fist	11
#97	ancient stone head	11
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#383	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	14
#395	ancient vinyl coin purse	6
#86	anemone nematocyst	4
#53	angel-food cake	1
#262	anniversary balloon	4
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#252	annoying pitchfork	11
#181	ant agonist	19
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#165	ant sickle	2
#253	anti-anti-antidote	11
#766	anticheese	3
#109	antique bottle of cough syrup	7
#474	antique greaves	9
#155	antique hand mirror	41
#424	antique helmet	11
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#408	antique shield	12
#417	antique spear	13
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#230	armgun	11
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#42	arse-a'fire elixir	6
#275	asbestos apron	3
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#47	asbestos meat stack	2
#802	asbestos ore	4
#262	asbestos staff	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#313	asparagus knife	23
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#302	asshat	5
#569	astral mushroom	11
#996	astronaut pants	6
#490	atomic vector plotter	7
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1295	awful poetry journal	11
#139	bätzle	11
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#766	baby killer bee	11
#1715	baconstone	3
#187	baconstone bracelet	3
#85	baconstone earring	2
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#1166	badass belt	47
#133	badger badge	1
#633	bag of Cheat-Os	6
#553	bag of airline peanuts	53
#287	bag of lard	4
#156	balaclava	6
#206	balaclava baklava	16
#1312	ball	3
#172	ballast turtle	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#241	balloon monkey	7
#203	balloon sword	2
#281	ballroom blintz	11
#728	banana	4
#148	banana cream pie	4
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#325	banana peel	11
#389	banana smoothie	1
#78	banjo strings	8
#294	bar skin	40
#57	bar whip	2
#320	barbed-wire fence	15
#240	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#955	barrrnacle	11
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#283	baseball	18
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#61	basic meat kilt	2
#51	basic meat pants	8
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#307	bat guano	42
#108	bat haggis	6
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#578	bat wing	11
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#37	bat wing stir-fry	14
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#329	batblade	9
#748	batgut	11
#877	battered Crimbo Crate	8
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#219	beach glass bead	23
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#267	bean burrito	1
#143	beanbag chair	4
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#658	beer bomb	11
#227	beer bong	11
#172	beer cartilage	1
#149	beer goggles	3
#673	beer helmet	1
#418	beer lens	4
#73	beer-a-pult	2
#217	beertini	10
#311	begpwnia	4
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#22	bellhop bell	55
#438	bi-lateral logic compressor	7
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#272	big bass drum	3
#382	big boom	1
#457	big red clown nose	11
#475	big rock	1
#81	big slimy cyst	3
#151	big stick	2
#117	bigger stick	1
#524	bilge wine	11
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#256	bird rib	4
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#154	black & tan	23
#89	black belt	1
#566	black candy heart	9
#86	black cherry soda	10
#34	black cowboy hat	3
#95	black eyedrops	8
#21	black facepaint	45
#272	black forest cake	11
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#289	black kettle drum	2
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#610	black pension check	1
#214	black pepper	11
#167	black picnic basket	11
#459	black pixel	41
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#235	black pudding	11
#25	black sheepskin diploma	23
#667	black shield	1
#192	black snake skin	44
#813	black snowcone	1
#467	black striped oyster egg	11
#727	black sword	1
#585	black-and-blue light	36
#406	blackberry	14
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#53	blackberry moccasins	5
#127	blackberry polite	2
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#60	blended frozen swill	6
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1103	blood flower	3
#35	blood of the Wereseal	86
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#401	bloody beer	23
#346	bloody clown pants	15
#251	bloody mary	8
#305	blue class ring	10
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#703	blue pixel	42
#89	blue pixel potion	18
#592	blue plasma ball	33
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#749	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#123	blue shell	1
#554	blue snowcone	8
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#121	blue-frosted astral cupcake	11
#142	blundarrrbus	4
#82	boilermaker	11
#340	bone flute	2
#124	bone rattle	23
#395	booty chest charrrm	11
#141	borg sock monkey	15
#176	boring spaghetti	3
#219	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	8
#202	bottle of Definit	9
#228	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	8
#114	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	23
#195	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	11
#289	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	19
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#278	bottle of Ooze-O	2
#146	bottle of Pinot Renoir	11
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#224	bottle of alcohol	15
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#64	bottle of black cat tonic	19
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#733	bottle of gin	11
#753	bottle of goofballs	34
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#405	bottle of popskull	4
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#1017	bottle of rum	11
#165	bottle of sake	6
#549	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#793	bottle of tequila	11
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#683	bottle of vodka	11
#908	bottle of whiskey	11
#246	bottle opener belt buckle	11
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#65	bottled inspiration	25
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#437	bow	1
#460	bowl of cottage cheese	34
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowl of lucky charms	5
#56	bowl of rye sprouts	14
#309	box	42
#3883	box of sunshine	15
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#161	boxed champagne	12
#410	boxed wine	52
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#276	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	6
#246	brains casserole	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#38	brass stinger	10
#206	breath mint	2
#1526	brick	11
#372	brick of sand	2
#364	briefcase	11
#878	brine	14
#5	broken El Vibrato drone	3
#114	broken carburetor	2
#476	broken cellular phone	4
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#1039	tiny plastic beanbat	7
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
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#504	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	58
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#1162	yeti fur	15
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#117	zmobie	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 29,936 items total!

what items are this player missing?