| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #390 | Gaia beads | 4 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1583 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #9 | blue plastic baby | 50 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #632 | brick | 58 |
| 🥈 | brown plastic baby | 769 |
| #235 | bubblin' crude | 49 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #485 | carbonated soy milk | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #325 | cruelty-free wine | 6 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #506 | didgeridooka | 2 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1022 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1470 | fake hand | 4 |
| #507 | ferret bait | 5 |
| #395 | filthy poultice | 5 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #128 | floorboard cruft | 7 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #520 | funky dried mushroom | 7 |
| #596 | gas balloon | 2 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #283 | handful of walnuts | 7 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #301 | hippy medical kit | 9 |
| #406 | hippy protest button | 4 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1553 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #444 | natural fennel soda | 2 |
| #518 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #22 | pink plastic baby | 23 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1020 | saucepan | 15 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2486 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #2608 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #428 | tube of dread wax | 4 |
| #591 | water pipe bomb | 26 |
| #1611 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |