Museum :: BlueThunder

BlueThunder

Rank	Item	Quantity
#63	"DRINK ME" potion	952
#191	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
#230	1-ball	25
#205	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	50
#210	2-ball	30
#124	25-meat staff	1
#292	3-ball	18
#96	30669 scroll	112
#178	33398 scroll	122
#31	334 scroll	195
#158	37x37x37 puzzle cube	10
#217	4-ball	29
#141	4-d camera	1
#67	4-dimensional guitar	50
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#236	5-ball	25
#249	6-ball	23
#262	64067 scroll	1
#102	668 scroll	14
#105	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	42
#290	7-ball	19
#288	8-ball	102
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#131	ASCII shirt	18
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#50	Alice's Army Alchemist	37
#50	Alice's Army Bowman	15
#38	Alice's Army Cleric	21
#49	Alice's Army Coward	15
#34	Alice's Army Dervish	10
#46	Alice's Army Guard	37
#41	Alice's Army Halberder	46
#43	Alice's Army Hammerman	19
#41	Alice's Army Horseman	19
#41	Alice's Army Lanceman	19
#46	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	40
#47	Alice's Army Martyr	8
#55	Alice's Army Ninja	33
#64	Alice's Army Nurse	29
#46	Alice's Army Page	41
#48	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	36
#45	Alice's Army Sniper	8
#48	Alice's Army Spearsman	38
#45	Alice's Army Swordsman	39
#46	Alice's Army Wallman	41
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#111	Amulet of Yendor	192
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#277	Angry Farmer candy	484
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#65	Asleep in the Cemetery	13
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#49	Aura Libre	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#51	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#258	BGE merchandise order form	16
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#159	BRAINS shorts	8
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#106	BRICKO brick	3,254
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#92	BRICKO eye brick	937
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#70	BRICKO reactor	5
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#291	BURT	92
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#110	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	25
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#44	Bit O' Ectoplasm	78
#167	BitterSweetTarts	4
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#105	Black No. 2	119
#157	Blackfly Chardonnay	36
#170	Blatantly Canadian	20
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#199	Blood Light	22
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#66	Bone's Farm "wine"	21
#1368	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#77	Boris's key lime	10
#166	Boris's key lime pie	7
#243	Boris's ring	7
#288	Boss Bat bling	12
#1046	Boss Bat britches	12
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#44	Bright Water	4
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#111	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#60	C.H.U.M. chum	37
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#47	CSA all-purpose soap	172
#60	CSA bravery badge	191
#87	CSA cheerfulness ration	92
#72	CSA discount card	167
#161	CSA fire-starting kit	125
#73	CSA obedience grenade	176
#77	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	179
#66	Camp Scout pup tent	195
#14	Can-Can skirt	5
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#31	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	3
#191	Cherry Cloaca Cola	9
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#696	Cloaca grenade	18
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#218	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	12
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#197	Cloaca-Cola shield	12
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#52	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	41
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#699	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#9	Coily™	7
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#113	Cold Hots candy	139
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#16	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	199
#53	Comet Drop	2
#103	Comet Pop	1
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#17	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	214
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#220	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	24
#716	Crimbo candied pecan	12
#859	Crimbo fudge	9
#664	Crimbo peppermint bark	13
#437	Crimbo pie	4
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#594	Crown of the Goblin King	42
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#372	Daffy Taffy	90
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#105	Diet Cloaca Cola	13
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#281	Dolphin King's crown	16
#777	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#282	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	13
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#91	Dramatic™ range	17
#336	Drowsy Sword	57
#81	Dump Truck	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#387	Dyspepsi-Cola	169
#178	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#217	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	10
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#116	Eau de Guaneau	5
#50	Ecto-Cooler	19
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
🥈	El Vibrato power sphere	2,377
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#145	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	8
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#124	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	29
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#105	Elmley shades	11
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#21	Elvish delight	69
#302	Ent cider	28
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#771	FDKOL commendation	12
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#165	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	86
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#30	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	5
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#214	Frogade	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#135	Frosty's frosty mug	13
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#77	GOTO	15
#103	Gaia beads	51
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#226	Game Grid ticket	8
#60	Game Grid token	212
#67	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	88
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#98	Genalen™ Bottle	48
#19	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	201
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#396	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#163	Gnollish flyswatter	19
#102	Gnollish pie server	18
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#132	Gnollish plunger	21
#96	Gnollish slotted spoon	21
#507	Gnollish toolbox	4
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#91	Go-Wassail	230
#45	Golden Mean	2
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#324	Goodfella contract	110
#76	Grateful Undead T-shirt	9
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#77	Gummi-Gnauga	81
#10	Gummy Brains	73
#131	Hatorade	1
#252	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	15
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#443	Hell ramen	3
#92	Hippy Army MPE	149
#18	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#188	Hollandaise helmet	38
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#114	Iiti Kitty phone charm	42
#271	Imp Ale	765
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#253	Iron Beta of Industry	38
#155	Jack-in-the-box	33
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#28	Jackhammer	4
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#107	Jarlsberg's key lime	5
#155	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	7
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm	40
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#57	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	22
#160	Knob Goblin elite helm	38
#109	Knob Goblin elite pants	55
#130	Knob Goblin elite polearm	44
#163	Knob Goblin elite shirt	56
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#162	Knob Goblin firecracker	152
#104	Knob Goblin harem pants	69
#87	Knob Goblin harem veil	75
#134	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#529	Knob Goblin love potion	13
#45	Knob Goblin lunchbox	65
#250	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#182	Knob Goblin pants	92
#60	Knob Goblin perfume	65
#183	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	8
#152	Knob Goblin scimitar	105
#256	Knob Goblin seltzer	72
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#210	Knob Goblin spatula	71
#409	Knob Goblin steroids	18
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#111	Knob Goblin superseltzer	89
#183	Knob Goblin tongs	104
#133	Knob Goblin visor	66
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#567	Knob mushroom	5
#74	Knob nuts	15
#48	Knob pasty	14
#646	Knob sausage	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#275	Knoll mushroom	43
#137	Knoll shroomkabob	11
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#481	LED block	2
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#133	Let Me Be!	9
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
🥇	Loathing Legion necktie	1
#114	Lobos Mints	3
#78	Lockenstock™ sandals	82
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#465	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	58
#724	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4
#79	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	700
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#644	Mad Train wine	104
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#143	Manetwich	6
#48	Mariner's Friend cough drops	23
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#16	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	653
#143	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	7
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#41	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	2
#454	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	8
#96	Meleegra™ pills	107
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#150	Mer-kin healscroll	3
#120	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#32	Mer-kin pressureglobe	15
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#179	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	11
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#263	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	248
#725	Microplushie: Bropane	6
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#774	Microplushie: Gothochondria	4
#864	Microplushie: Hippylase	3
#819	Microplushie: Hobomosome	2
#874	Microplushie: Otakulone	3
#764	Microplushie: Raverdrine	3
#706	Microplushie: Sororitrate	6
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#6	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	4
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#266	Mohawk wig	44
#100	Mon Tiki	20
#118	Monstar energy beverage	108
#40	Mortimer's nostrum	17
#172	Mountain Stream soda	227
#135	Mr. Joe's bangles	11
#443	Mr. Mediocrebar	122
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#22	ND	36
#86	NG	22
#524	NPZR chemistry set	3
#137	Nardz energy beverage	6
#117	Necbro wafers	2
#32	Necrotelicomnicon	35
#335	Newbiesport™ tent	5
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#236	Nightstalker perfume	10
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#196	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	6
#134	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	12
#130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	11
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
#132	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
#123	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	7
#45	Nuclear Blastball	97
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#244	Oil of Parrrlay	9
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#177	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	8
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#173	Orcish baseball cap	25
#94	Orcish cargo shorts	47
#137	Orcish frat-paddle	31
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#110	PADL Phone	152
#75	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	104
#91	Pain Dip	4
#841	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	8
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#445	Penultimate Fantasy chest	28
#121	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	13
#104	Piddles	18
#155	Pine-Fresh air freshener	24
#236	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#23	PlexiPips	87
#103	Pokëmann band-aid	10
#110	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	15
#185	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	8
#117	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	6
#206	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	7
#96	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	12
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#231	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	9
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	14
#293	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	7
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#255	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	8
#207	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	10
#307	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	7
#170	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	11
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#20	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	194
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#207	Ram's Face Lager	208
#118	Rattlin' Chains	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#101	Red Rover BB gun	34
#173	Regular Cloaca Cola	9
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#324	Rock Pops	156
#209	Rock and Roll Legend	9
#89	Russian Ice	2
#36	S.A.V.E. flyer	14
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#62	SPF 451 lip balm	34
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#12	Salsa de las Epocas	48
#528	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#33	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	2
#921	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#125	Science Notebook	1
#141	Senior Mints	99
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#62	Shot of the Living Dead	3
#149	Silver Bullet beer	16
#46	Sinful Desires	19
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#13	Skullhead's Screw	224
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#108	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	12
#62	Sneaky Pete's key lime	11
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
#20	Snow Suit	1
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#374	Spam Witch sammich	97
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#314	Spooky Surprise Egg	41
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#61	Steal This Candy	71
#40	Sugar Cog	84
#234	Summer Nights	5
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#18	Supernova Champagne	1,061
#139	Swabbie™ swab	34
#101	Sweet Sword	2
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#279	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	51
#250	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	60
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#226	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	65
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#254	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	12
#181	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	470
#197	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#123	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	42
#82	The Bomb	1
#208	The Cooler Out of Space	14
#221	The Joy of Wassailing	15
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#175	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	5
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#2164	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#1412	tiny plastic grue	13
#1051	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	7
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1852	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	10
#2201	tiny plastic killer bee	8
#922	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	8
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#1238	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
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#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
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#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
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#1246	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
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#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#17	tortoboggan shield	2
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#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#54	transporter transponder	187
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#139	trilobite candy mold	1
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#57	tropical orchid	119
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#93	troutpiece	1
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#92	tube of dread wax	69
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#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#42	ultimate ultimate frisbee	33
#73	ultrafondue	2
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#170	unearthed potsherd	23
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#968	untamable turtle	2
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
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#171	upsy daisy	40
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#828	useless powder	75
#212	valuable trinket	419
#170	vampire collar	12
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#154	vampire pearl	3
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
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#51	very large caltrop	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#147	vial of The Glistening	2
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#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
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#8	villainous scythe	1
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#27	vinyl boots	1
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#179	vodka martini	10
#411	volcanic ash	7
#152	voodoo snuff	10
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#655	wad of cotton	3
#226	wad of dough	254
#60	wad of slimy rags	23
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#62	war tongs	74
#309	warm mushroom	5
🥈	washboard shield	1
#143	water pipe bomb	577
#92	water purification pills	180
#275	water wings	3
#95	water-polo cap	3
#87	watered-down Red Minotaur	29
#173	weremoose spit	1
#160	wet venom duct	1
#57	whalebone corset	36
#1538	wheel	1
#45	whimpering willow bark	15
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#48	whisker pencil	118
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#82	whiskey sour	32
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#146	white collar	12
#78	white hat hacker T-shirt	17
#112	white lightning	188
#36	white picket fence	85
#351	white pixel	83
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#120	white satin pants	45
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#127	white snake skin	107
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#124	white sword	54
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#150	whoopie cushion	177
#50	wicker shield	140
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#29	willyweed	104
#145	wind-up chattering teeth	176
#260	wind-up meatcar	45
#164	windchimes	71
#338	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#94	wings of fire	1
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#11	witty rapier	1,543
#167	wolf mask	239
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#10	wonderwall shield	382
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#102	wooden salad bowl	1
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#69	wool hat	44
#94	world's smallest violin	10
#40	worn tophat	130
#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#254	wrench bracelet	14
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#100	wussiness potion	238
#108	x-ray specs	192
#176	yak anorak	1
#221	yak skin	4
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#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#90	yam candy	3
#136	yellow candy heart	455
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#862	yellow gummi ingot	6
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#132	yellow snowcone	203
#205	yeti fur	1,264
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#6	yohohoyo	762
#74	yummy death watch beetle	19

Wow, that's 250,401 items total!

what items are this player missing?