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| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1247 | Mad Train wine | 11 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #295 | ancient spice | 7 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #749 | bottle of tequila | 13 |
| #685 | bottle of vodka | 11 |
| #983 | bottle of whiskey | 9 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #354 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1022 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #682 | hellion cube | 3 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #346 | hill of beans | 60 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #343 | marshmallow | 65 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #293 | pile of jumping beans | 11 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |