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| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1249 | Mad Train wine | 11 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #295 | ancient spice | 7 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #747 | bottle of tequila | 13 |
| #682 | bottle of vodka | 11 |
| #983 | bottle of whiskey | 9 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #356 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1025 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #682 | hellion cube | 3 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #347 | hill of beans | 60 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #344 | marshmallow | 65 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #292 | pile of jumping beans | 11 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |