| #113 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #124 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1150 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1428 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1017 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1475 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #93 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #395 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #78 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #107 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #86 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #229 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #223 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #247 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #64 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 2 |
| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #394 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #216 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #56 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #54 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #504 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #82 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #184 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #100 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #760 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #67 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #138 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #149 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #113 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #66 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #127 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #113 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #282 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1851 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #114 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1350 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1002 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #103 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #456 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 2 |
| #54 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #191 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #406 | Dolphin King's crown | 11 |
| #98 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #87 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #256 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #100 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #122 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #169 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #128 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #136 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #66 | Fun-Guy spore | 2 |
| #168 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #285 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #265 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #75 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #91 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #67 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #52 | Greek fire | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #185 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #50 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1143 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #614 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #64 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #72 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #1869 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1008 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #739 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #747 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #170 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #62 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #83 | Kudzu slaw | 1 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #400 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #114 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1760 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #85 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #306 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #26 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #31 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #22 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #66 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #180 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #111 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #74 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #107 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #82 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #247 | Misty Cape | 5 |
| #173 | Misty Cloak | 9 |
| #269 | Misty Robe | 4 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #136 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #109 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #1002 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #77 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #59 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #97 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #301 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #233 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #108 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #613 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #360 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #89 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #67 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #78 | Professor What T-Shirt | 12 |
| #19 | Rad-Pro (1 oz.) | 1 |
| #138 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #106 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #24 | Riker's Search History | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #97 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #111 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #16 | Salsa Libre | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1051 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1320 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #66 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #113 | Smart Bone Dust | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #728 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #56 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #507 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #69 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #81 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #1955 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #217 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 2 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #108 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #123 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #986 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #317 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #310 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #304 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #70 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #55 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #66 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #115 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #105 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #132 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #163 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
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| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #184 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1064 | dry noodles | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #468 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #196 | dusty right eighth rib | 2 |
| #300 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #136 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #124 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #100 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #107 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #171 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #157 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #155 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #271 | elven hardtack | 2 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #188 | elven medi-pack | 2 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #304 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #132 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #190 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #76 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #112 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #66 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #403 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #75 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #154 | eyedrops of newt | 2 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #88 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #209 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #1812 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #359 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #117 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #97 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #98 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #80 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #163 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #163 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #201 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #46 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #100 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #233 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #702 | frightful feather | 2 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #199 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #733 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #61 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #98 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #187 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #696 | funky dried mushroom | 2 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #102 | funny bone | 2 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #200 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #192 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #195 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #311 | fuzzy busby | 9 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #131 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #138 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #615 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #105 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #50 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #41 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #58 | ghost bit | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #129 | ghost key | 1 |
| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #159 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #110 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #158 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #51 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #118 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #92 | gift card | 1 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #123 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #68 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #196 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #130 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #235 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #99 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #287 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #58 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #61 | go-go potion | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #826 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #161 | goblin water | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #229 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #72 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #90 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #232 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #108 | grease trap | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #80 | green mana | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1110 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #843 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #100 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #101 | grimy lab coat | 1 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #25 | grizzled bearskin | 1 |
| #72 | grody jug | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #78 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #98 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #534 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #198 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #151 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #250 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #47 | half-digested coal | 1 |
| #105 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #98 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #111 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2399 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5201 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1281 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #627 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #452 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #116 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #175 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #461 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #120 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #54 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #149 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #112 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #83 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #76 | hawkface potion | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #109 | head mirror | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #52 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
| #47 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #54 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #554 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #520 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #362 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #2515 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #606 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #56 | hi-octane carrot juice | 1 |
| #103 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #52 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #58 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #207 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #75 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #182 | honey stick | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #999 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #342 | hot plate | 1 |
| #334 | hot powder | 1 |
| #54 | hot spore pod | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #71 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #138 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #50 | ice hotel bell | 1 |
| #88 | ice porter | 1 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #307 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #208 | imp air | 1 |
| #445 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #88 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #357 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #742 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #93 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #96 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #100 | ironic battle spoon | 1 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #63 | ironic mint | 1 |
| #75 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #135 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #71 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #59 | jam band | 1 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #211 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #117 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #120 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #80 | jigsaw blade | 1 |
| #63 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #82 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #153 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #911 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #529 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #194 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #305 | kumquat | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #59 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
| #58 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #73 | lavawater | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #284 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #37 | lemonhead caviar | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #33 | li'l candy corn costume | 1 |
| #32 | li'l unicorn costume | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #38 | libertagliatelle | 1 |
| #662 | licorice root | 1 |
| #912 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #173 | lime supersucker | 2 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1026 | line | 1 |
| #51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
| #41 | linguini of the sea | 1 |
| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #47 | lion musk | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #15 | liquid rhinestones | 1 |
| #43 | liquid smoke | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #69 | little red jam | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #406 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #312 | loadstone | 1 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #103 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #913 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #79 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #128 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
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| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
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