Museum :: Erebus2161

Erebus2161

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#123	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#46	Dad's brandy	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#21	Electric Punch	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#50	Green Muslin	1
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#52	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#62	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#55	Locust	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#72	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#219	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#20	Skull Punch	1
#22	Smuggler's Punch	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#108	Texas tea	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#1294	Time Juice	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#101	acceptable bagel	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#195	adder	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#108	amok putter	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#27	ancient meat	1
#72	ancient pills	1
#264	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#642	asshat	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#332	batskin belt	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#94	beaver spear	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#146	bent scrap metal	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#99	big dribbly candle	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#124	black cloak	1
#133	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#196	black gold	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#158	black label	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#116	blowdart	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#173	book of matches	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#102	bottled swamp gas	1
#322	boulder	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#437	bow	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#1054	box	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#227	brass gear	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#201	brown felt tophat	1
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#138	brown paper pants	1
#160	brown pixel	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#424	bubblin' crude	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#228	bus pass	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#69	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#234	charming flute	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#83	chef skull	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#116	chisel	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#156	cigarette lighter	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#185	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
#203	cob of corn	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#85	combat fan	1
#252	comfy pillow	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#200	compression stocking	1
#29	concentrated cooking	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#128	crêepy mask	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#140	crappy waiter disguise	1
#159	crazy hobo notebook	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#89	creepy doll head	1
#100	creepy voice box	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#136	crude voodoo doll	1
#69	cup of lukewarm tea	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#183	decomposed boot	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#133	delicious swamp muck	1
#82	deluxe layer cake	1
#923	demon skin	1
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#63	dieting pill	1
#220	digital key lime	1
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Wow, that's 2,003 items total!

what items are this player missing?