| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1450 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #845 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2427 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #446 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #311 | Cold Hots candy | 22 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1354 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1369 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #445 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #285 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #790 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #727 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1050 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #862 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 31 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #301 | Senior Mints | 21 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #737 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #100 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Ring | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #321 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #479 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #432 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #166 | Ze™ goggles | 17 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #208 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #682 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #630 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #254 | ant pick | 1 |
| #254 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #68 | banana supersucker | 11 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
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| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
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| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
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| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
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| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #852 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
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| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
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| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
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| #56 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
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| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
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| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
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| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
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| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
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| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #581 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
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| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
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| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
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| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #360 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #404 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #170 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #201 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #226 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #737 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
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| #953 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #71 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #162 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #182 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #16 | cursed black pearl onion | 281 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #767 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1098 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #126 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #764 | drum machine | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1142 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #517 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2320 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #5 | duct tape dockers | 87 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #948 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #882 | empty agua de vida bottle | 46 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #653 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #227 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1883 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #969 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1175 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #323 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #306 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #119 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #39 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #222 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #160 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #139 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #174 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #136 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #133 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #99 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #847 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #785 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #430 | green clay bead | 17 |
| #244 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #596 | gremlin juice | 1 |
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| #1171 | original G | 1 |
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| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
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| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
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| #250 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
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| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
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| #92 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
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| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
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| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #451 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
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| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
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| #181 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
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| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
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| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #306 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
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| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
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| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
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| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
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| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #126 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
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| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
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| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
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| #225 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #993 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
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| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
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| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
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| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
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| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
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| #534 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #475 | s'more | 1 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
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| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
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| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
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| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
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| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
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| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
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| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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