Museum :: Cobain Dougans

Cobain Dougans

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#48	Überraschthexengebräu	13
#36	"DRINK ME" potion	1,580
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#17	"meat" stick	787
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#250	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	12
#50	7-inch discus	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#99	A muse-bouche	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#70	Aggressive Carrot	8
#95	Alewife™ Ale	24
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#50	Ambitious Turkey	23
#47	Amulet of Yendor	375
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#533	Angry Farmer candy	135
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
🥈	BACON	331,061
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#75	Baja sopapilla	8
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#33	Bettie page	4
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#296	Black No. 2	19
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#77	CSA all-purpose soap	54
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#18	Chester's bag of candy	4
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#13	Chester's muscle shirt	3
#65	Choco-Mint patty	5
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#78	Coinspiracy	50
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#168	Cold Hots candy	77
#84	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	10
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#11	Comet Pop	172
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#785	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#53	Crimbeau de toilette	9
#52	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	71
#278	Crimbo Factory surprise box	7
#22	Crimbo candied pecan	2,060
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#197	Crimbo food scraps	2
#23	Crimbo fudge	1,925
#17	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,952
#327	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#210	Crimbo train emergency brake	2
🥇	Crimbo training manual	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#305	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#3210	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#326	D roll	2
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#454	Daffy Taffy	72
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#88	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#33	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	237
#477	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	8
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#238	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	6
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian stew	3
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#24	Effermint™ tablets	306
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#313	Elf Guard MPC	7
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#17	Fabiotion	7
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#63	Freddy Kruegerand	250
🥇	French slippers	1
#264	Friendliness Beverage	3
#14	Frosty's arm	3
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#34	Frosty's frosty mug	63
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#27	Frosty's nailbat	3
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#16	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	16
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#264	Game Grid token	1
#99	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	25
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#11	Gets-You-Drunk	10
#23	Ghost Dog Chow	103
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#24	Golden Mr. Accessory	3
#67	Grasshopper	1
#11	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	1
#11	Great Wolf's left paw	2
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#140	Green Manalishi	3
#182	Gummi-DNA	6
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#57	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	20
#67	Hell ramen	138
#8	Helps-You-Sleep	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#40	Hodgman's blanket	29
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#13	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	5
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#62	Holiday Fun!	24
#28	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	1
#63	How to Avoid Scams	50
#16	Hunger™ Sauce	11
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#28	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	1
#227	Inner Strength	2
#165	Inner Truth	3
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#82	Jack-O-Lantern beer	2
#94	Jack-in-the-box	51
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#49	Jacob's rung	5
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#154	Knob Goblin firecracker	159
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#673	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#249	Knob Goblin love potion	57
#265	Knob Goblin scimitar	50
#122	Knob Goblin seltzer	214
#201	Knob Goblin steroids	65
#90	Knob Goblin superseltzer	105
#553	Knob Goblin tongs	12
#156	Knob Goblin visor	48
#537	Knob mushroom	6
#597	Knoll mushroom	10
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#63	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	33
#398	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	11
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#12	LED candle	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#22	Lolsipop	55
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#131	Lucky Surprise Egg	64
#206	M-242	75
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#83	Mark of the Bugbear	3
#68	Mark of the Ghost	4
#73	Mark of the Skeleton	4
#48	Mark of the Vampire	6
#88	Mark of the Werewolf	3
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#373	Marquis de Poivre soda	5
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#14	Mayor Ghost's gavel	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#12	Mayor Ghost's sash	1
#4	Mayor Ghost's scissors	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#55	Meat-inflating powder	2
#168	Meleegra™ pills	67
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#25	Mer-kin paste	3
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
🥉	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	166,951
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#77	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	3
#25	Milk Studs	627
#89	Mint Yulep	1
🥉	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	3
🥉	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	3
🥉	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	3
#4	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	3
🥉	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	3
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#195	Monstar energy beverage	46
#72	Moon Pie	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#237	Mountain Stream soda	130
#22	Mr. Accessaturday	3
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#589	Mr. Mediocrebar	92
#75	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	6
🥇	Murgatroyd diode	1
#23	Mysterious Black Box	182
#22	Mysterious Blue Box	172
#24	Mysterious Green Box	190
#20	Mysterious Red Box	179
#158	ND	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#80	New Age healing crystal	7
#330	New Zealand iced tea	4
#91	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	20
#58	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	57
#100	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	17
#100	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	9
#136	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	6
#571	Now and Earlier	3
#56	O'RLY manual	44
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#22	Ol' Scratch's ash can	4
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	78
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#9	Oreille Divisée brandy	114
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#26	Oscus's flypaper pants	2
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#66	PB&J with the crusts cut off	2
#25	PEEZ dispenser	646
#91	Pain Dip	4
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#86	PlexiPips	3
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
#90	Psychotic Train wine	8
#70	Purple Beast energy drink	4
#7	Quiets-Your-Steps	1
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#38	Raggedy Hippy doll	16
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
🥈	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	154
#40	Red Rover BB gun	78
#80	Red X Shield	1
#88	Redeye™ Eyedrops	3
#624	Rock Pops	85
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#80	SMOOCH soda	2
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#45	Sacramento wine	33
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#15	Sasq™ watch	1
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#7	Science Notebook	2
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#108	Shivering Chèvre	30
#38	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	212
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#469	Spooky Surprise Egg	21
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
🥈	Staff of Frozen Lard	2
#5	Staff of Holiday Sensations	2
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
🥇	Staff of the Cozy Fish	42
🥈	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	2
#13	Staff of the Electric Range	3
#8	Staff of the Grand Flambé	3
#12	Staff of the Grease Trap	2
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#8	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	3
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#28	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	2
🥈	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	2
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#16	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	2
#35	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	2
#356	Steal This Candy	5
#40	Stephen's secret formula	10
#243	Strix stix	1
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#945	Summer Nights	1
#402	Supernova Champagne	8
#25	Swedish massage fish	7
#40	Swizzler	549
#44	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	514
#45	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	516
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#79	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	243
#44	Take Eleven Bar	6
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#591	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	73
#22	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	3
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#18	The Emperor's new hat	4
#25	The Emperor's new pants	3
#21	The Emperor's new shirt	4
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#50	The Jokester's gun	1
#42	The Jokester's pants	1
#43	The Jokester's wig	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#16	The Lost Comb	4
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#30	The Lost Pill Bottle	3
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#37	Third Base	3
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#12	Thunkula's drinking cap	2
#47	Tiger-lily's milk	91
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#93	Trainbot autoassembly module	2
#172	Trainbot slag	8
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#277	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	2
#275	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#273	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	2
#257	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	3
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#147	Twelve Night Energy	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
#11	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#13	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#237	WA	1
#32	Wand of Oscus	3
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#57	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	146
#38	Wet Russian	10
#168	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	2
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#53	Xiblaxian 5D printer	2
#13	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	17
#17	Xiblaxian crystal	29
#30	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	5
#53	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
#8	Xiblaxian residence-cube	3
#11	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	1
#12	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	1
#11	Xiblaxian stealth vest	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#11	Yolo™ chocolates	11
#32	Yuleviathan necklace	2
#1194	Yummy Tummy bean	123
#138	Ze™ goggles	24
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#9	Zombo's shoulder blade	4
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#23	Zombo's skullcap	3
#92	Zoodriver	1
#140	a butt tuba	10
#116	a little sump'm sump'm	37
#335	abandoned candy	1
#58	abominable blubber	31
#68	abstraction: category	1
#5	abstraction: motion	417
#19	abstraction: perception	149
#20	abstraction: purpose	151
#101	acceptable bagel	1
#10	accidental cider	687
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#512	adder bladder	7
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#96	alien hologram projector	1
#131	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#416	amulet of extreme plot significance	30
#242	ancient Magi-Wipes	27
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#164	ancient stone head	4
#423	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
#409	anniversary balloon	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#296	annoying pitchfork	10
#460	ant agonist	3
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#117	ant rake	4
#260	ant sickle	1
#54	anti-anti-antidote	202
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#30	antique nutcracker beard	2
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#933	antique record album	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#33	antique spyglass	2
#19	apathetic lizardman doll	13
#411	armgun	2
#13	around the world	619
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#157	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	2
#172	asbestos stick	1
#15	ash soda	7
#50	asteroid belt	1
#59	astral mushroom	420
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#112	attorney's badge	7
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#56	backwoods screwdriver	51
#2450	baconstone	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#105	badass pie	1
#359	bag of Cheat-Os	23
#30	bag of W&Ws	647
#41	bag of airline peanuts	504
#75	bag of gross foreign snacks	79
#153	baggie of powdered sugar	197
#25	bakelite-covered bacon	1
#139	ball	50
#65	banana	139
#1234	bar skin	1
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#43	barnacle-encrusted sweater	2
#17	barrel beryl nose ring	1
#11	barrel cracker	147
#27	barrel gun	32
#15	barrel pickle	135
#16	barrel-aged martini	428
#40	barrelhead	1
#9	basaltamander buckler	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#606	batblade	2
#257	batskin belt	2
#227	battered hubcap	1
#37	battery-powered drill	1
#13	bazookafish bubble gum	740
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#8	bean burrito	1,116
#33	bear claw	10
#41	beard incense	23
#59	beastly paste	3
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#572	beer bong	1
#256	beer helmet	18
#127	beer-soaked mop	5
#111	bejeweled cufflinks	32
#231	bejeweled pledge pin	27
#128	bent scrap metal	2
#41	bezoar ring	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#10	big bass drum	303
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#775	big red clown nose	3
#151	big stick	2
#76	big stirring stick	1
#70	bilge wine	643
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#545	bite-me-red lipstick	2
#40	black & tan	186
#231	black Crimbo ball	1
#105	black and white cracker	4
#41	black candy heart	393
#104	black cloak	2
#84	black eye shadow	8
#510	black eyedrops	1
#489	black forest cake	3
#552	black forest ham	1
#168	black gold	2
#694	black greaves	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#129	black label	3
#394	black pension check	6
#239	black pepper	10
#813	black snowcone	1
#156	black velvet box	3
#254	blackberry	49
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#40	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#84	blood and blood	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#335	bloody clown pants	16
#61	bloody mary	60
#13	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
#271	blue pixel potion	3
#880	blue plasma ball	2
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#752	blue snowcone	2
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#230	blue-frosted astral cupcake	5
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#20	boilermaker	212
#102	bone abacus	6
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#8	boring spaghetti	469
#31	borrowed time	46
#23	bottle of Amontillado	189
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#90	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	121
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#69	bottle of Ooze-O	30
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#11	bottle of cooking sherry	688
#408	bottle of fire	1
#310	bottle of gin	68
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#14	bottle of popskull	731
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#161	bottle of rum	526
#371	bottle of sewage schnapps	12
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#1917	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#269	tiny plastic taco cat	24
#141	tiny plastic topiary golem	40
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#234	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	27
#213	tiny plastic warwelf	28
#170	tiny plastic whitesnake	35
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#133	tiny plastic zmobie	42
#267	tiny slimy cyst	1
#375	titanium assault umbrella	24
#2986	toast	3
#16	tobiko marble soda	76
#4	tofu stir-fry	315
#579	tofurkey gravy	15
#567	tofurkey leg	15
#181	tomb ratchet	5
#75	tonic djinn	16
#13	tonic o' Banderas	11
#239	tonic water	1
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#35	topiary tights	1
#13	toxic mop	1
#679	toy crazy train	12
#794	toy jet pack	9
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#998	toy ray gun	7
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#243	traditional Crimbo cookie	9
🥇	train whistle	1
#52	transparent nog	5
#232	transporter transponder	1
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#44	tropical island souvenir crate	1
#16	tropical orchid	1,185
#468	tube of dread wax	3
#6	turkey blaster	15
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#105	twist of lime	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#130	underwater slingshot	1
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#268	unfinished fruitcake	1
#77	unflavored wine cooler	20
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#52	unidentified drink	125
#83	unidentified jerky	515
#154	unnatural gas	1
#238	unquiet spirits	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#68	unremarkable duffel bag	1
#59	unrequired jacket	4
#40	unused walkie-talkie	27
#511	urinal cake	2
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#56	van key	4
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	vengeful spirit	2
#77	very hot lunch	1
#229	very overdue library book	1
#59	very small red dress	2
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#55	vibrating mushroom	2
#1549	vinegar	2
#51	vinyl shield	1
#49	viral video	1
#18	vodka and tonic	106
#26	vodka martini	398
#138	voodoo snuff	11
#314	vorpal blade	18
#696	wad of tofu	1
#266	wand of pigification	1
#407	war tongs	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#13	warbear robo-camouflage unit	48
#207	warbear whosit	930
🥇	water log	70
#618	water pipe bomb	23
#275	water wings	3
#34	water wings for babies	3
#179	water-polo cap	1
#89	watered-down Red Minotaur	26
#160	waterlogged cloth	2
#160	waterlogged leather	2
#157	waterlogged metal	2
#160	waterlogged stuffing	2
#111	waterlogged wood	2
#35	wax booze	1
#10	wax face	3
#8	wax hat	2
#23	wax pants	1
#112	weremoose spit	4
#27	whimpering willow bark	30
#205	white Crimbo ball	1
#8	white Dreadsylvanian	3
#223	white Xanadian	1
#452	white balloon	5
#8	white candy heart	9,986
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#624	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#50	white lightning	624
#104	white tulip	2
#47	whole turkey leg	26
#56	whoopie cushion	389
#110	wind-up Whatsian robot	3
#43	wind-up chattering teeth	469
#167	wind-up ensign	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#61	wind-up navigation droid	6
#164	wind-up owl	1
#45	wind-up vampire teeth	10
#815	windchimes	1
#303	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	149
#4	witch's bread	20
#1245	wolf mask	1
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#46	wool sock	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#174	world's smallest violin	3
#5	wormwood stick	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#26	wriggling worm	297
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#46	x-ray specs	403
#20	yellow candy heart	6,251
#63	yellow drunki-bear	11
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#36	yellow paisley oyster egg	66
#52	yellow snowcone	430
#1622	yeti fur	3
#2045	yo-yo	2
#478	yohohoyo	2
#125	yule hatchet	2
#102	yule pup	1
#21	zmobie	115
#7	zombie accordion	2
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2

Wow, that's 692,342 items total!

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