| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #169 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #205 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #171 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #351 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #180 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #395 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #526 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #105 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #264 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #131 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #216 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #242 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
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