Museum :: Stanley the slight

Stanley the slight

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#1119	1-ball	2
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#756	2-ball	4
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#785	6-ball	4
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#49	Bash-Ōs boxtop	16
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#319	Better Than Cuddling Cake	7
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#272	Black No. 2	22
#290	Blatantly Canadian	9
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#340	Boris's ring	5
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#722	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#344	Corpse Island iced tea	15
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#511	Crimboween memo	20
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#393	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	9
#1086	Drowsy Sword	12
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#1194	Dyspepsi-Cola	24
#390	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	8
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#234	Elmley shades	4
#875	Ent cider	3
#844	FDKOL commendation	7
#242	FDKOL hotcakes	15
#404	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	17
#228	Frat Army FGF	16
🥇	French slippers	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#364	Gaia beads	5
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#156	Genalen™ Bottle	21
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#788	Go-Wassail	10
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#205	Hippy Army MPE	38
#275	Hollandaise helmet	12
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#1312	Imp Ale	22
#563	Instant Karma	9
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#511	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	12
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#564	Knob Goblin elite helm	6
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#624	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#472	Knob Goblin firecracker	31
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#373	Knob Goblin love potion	30
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#414	Knob Goblin pants	21
#555	Knob Goblin perfume	3
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#520	Knob Goblin seltzer	11
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#368	Knob Goblin steroids	23
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#503	Knob Goblin tongs	15
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#60	Knob jelly donut	5
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#389	Knob mushroom	14
#343	Knob pasty	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#702	Knoll mushroom	6
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#298	Lockenstock™ sandals	7
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#358	M-242	20
#216	MSG	1
#757	Mad Train wine	71
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#164	Marquis de Poivre soda	82
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#403	Meat detector	1
#380	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	11
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#327	Monstar energy beverage	11
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#2280	Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#158	ND	1
#153	Nardz energy beverage	5
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#321	Orcish cargo shorts	9
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#252	PADL Phone	33
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#634	Ram's Face Lager	11
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#851	Rock Pops	58
#404	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#719	Spam Witch sammich	13
#290	Spooky Surprise Egg	48
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#31	Staff of the Midnight Snack	3
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#16	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	2
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#236	Swabbie™ swab	12
#777	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#728	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#33	The Lost Pill Bottle	2
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1071	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	4
#221	Tiger-lily's milk	4
#294	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	10
#184	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	12
#166	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	18
#174	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	15
#162	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	19
#1005	Trollhouse cookies	6
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#442	Typical Tavern swill	6
#221	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#675	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	9
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#867	Valentine	18
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#984	Warm Subject gift certificate	3
#1001	Wint-O-Fresh mint	8
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#162	Wolfman Nardz	10
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#330	accidental cider	3
#400	acid-squirting flower	8
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#612	adder bladder	4
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#309	all-purpose cleaner	16
#622	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#657	ammonite fossil	5
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#489	ancient protein powder	4
#533	ancient spice	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#455	ancient vinyl coin purse	4
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#301	ant agonist	9
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#165	ant sickle	2
#602	anticheese	5
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#374	antique greaves	15
#386	antique hand mirror	6
#401	antique helmet	13
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#336	antique shield	19
#346	antique spear	19
#343	armgun	4
#148	around the world	20
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#188	asbestos staff	3
#478	asbestos sword	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#1268	awful poetry journal	12
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#302	bacon bath ball	3
#862	baconstone	9
#4406	badass belt	7
#662	bag of Cheat-Os	5
#502	bag of bones	1
#287	bag of lard	4
#1215	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#1008	ball	5
#141	balloon helmet	3
#496	balloon monkey	3
#105	balloon shield	1
#86	balloon sword	6
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#437	banana-frosted king cake	6
#695	bananagate	5
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#458	bar skin	19
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#148	bargain flash powder	6
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1799	barrrnacle	2
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#292	baseball	17
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#95	basic meat pants	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#55	basic meat staff	4
#644	bat guano	7
#396	bat wing	30
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#523	batblade	3
#560	batgut	28
#1192	bath ball gift set	2
#934	battered Crimbo Crate	7
#167	battered hubcap	2
#280	beach glass bead	15
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#69	beer basted brat	4
#544	beer bomb	19
#409	beer bong	3
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#43	beer-a-pult	4
#122	beer-scented teddy bear	6
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#286	big boom	3
#377	big red clown nose	15
#210	big stick	1
#40	big stirring stick	2
#688	bilge wine	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#576	bit of clingfilm	7
#288	bit-o-cactus	11
#167	black cherry soda	2
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#481	black pension check	3
#577	black pepper	1
#115	black pixel	403
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#174	black striped oyster egg	24
#727	black sword	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
🥇	blank note	1
#77	blended frozen swill	4
#316	blind-packed capsule toy	12
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#659	bloody beer	6
#511	bloody clown pants	8
#621	bloody mary	1
#394	blue class ring	6
#472	blue glowstick	3
#113	blue pixel	1,030
#197	blue pixel potion	6
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#213	boiling seal blood	7
#36	bone and arrows	1
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#340	bone flute	2
#665	bone rattle	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#58	boning knife	1
#523	booty chest charrrm	5
#118	booze-soaked cherry	4
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#440	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	9
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#210	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#565	bottle of bubbles	8
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#181	bottle of fire	60
#874	bottle of gin	7
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#777	bottle of rum	28
#154	bottle of sake	7
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#979	bottle of tequila	6
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#761	bottle of vodka	9
#1021	bottle of whiskey	8
#298	bottle opener belt buckle	8
#70	bottlecap turtle	5
#236	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#755	bowl of cottage cheese	9
#584	box	12
#156	box turtle	2
#65	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	3
#519	boxed wine	29
#175	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	15
#95	brainy skull	6
#231	brass stinger	2
#501	breaded beer	1
#835	brick	40
#252	brick of sand	6
#450	briefcase	7
#114	broken carburetor	2
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#51	brown pixel	54
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#580	brown sugar cane	2
#141	bubble-wrap simulator	6
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#501	bubbly potion	13
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#294	bucket of honey	2
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#433	bugbear bungguard	11
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#937	bum cheek	2
#386	bunch of square grapes	6
#970	bunny liver	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#629	burst hellseal brain	4
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#442	cactus fruit	2
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#490	can of Red Minotaur	7
#179	can of Swiller	25
#592	can of maces	1
#591	can of spinach	3
#81	can of sterno	3
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#902	candied kobold	2
#1964	candied yams	3
#4784	candy cane	1
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#340	candy knuckles	6
#3830	candy stake	1
#574	cannonball charrrm	4
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#317	carbonated soy milk	10
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#221	cardboard katana	2
#507	cardboard ore	2
#34	cardboard staff	2
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#259	carob chunks	24
#458	casino pass	5
#1030	cast	1
#52	cast-iron legacy paddle	4
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#956	chaos butterfly	45
#332	cheap cigar butt	3
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#452	chef's hat	16
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#55	chef-skull-in-the-box	5
#560	cherry	2
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#255	chintzy noodle ring	3
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#70	chisel	2
#403	chloroform rag	4
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#211	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#267	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	8
#591	chopsticks	3
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#228	clay peace-sign bead	20
#747	clockwork key	1
#411	cloudy potion	23
#323	clown shoes	9
#199	clown skin	41
#112	clown wig	2
#239	clownskin belt	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#258	cocktail napkin	16
#540	cocoa egg	15
#964	cocoa eggshell fragment	8
#615	coconut shell	32
#435	coffin lid	2
#881	cog	7
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#456	cold ninja mask	5
#197	cold powder	3
#269	cold seal sweat	4
#108	comfy pillow	5
#501	commemorative war stein	16
#476	communications windchimes	6
#300	concentrated magicalness pill	6
#77	cool mushroom	35
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#397	cool whip	7
#644	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#270	corn holder	4
#461	cornuthaum	7
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#449	corpsedriver	11
#527	corpsetini	10
#299	corrupted data	52
#362	costume sword	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#126	crayon shavings	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#485	cream stout	2
#541	creamsicle	1
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#75	crossbow string	8
#113	crotchety pants	1
#378	crowbarrr	5
#147	cruelty-free wine	24
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#135	cupcake-in-a-cup	2
#403	curmudgel	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#464	dance card	2
#477	dark potion	17
#663	dead guy's watch	6
#111	dead lights pie	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#220	decent brain	10
#539	decorative fountain	5
#148	delectable catalyst	2
#129	delectable fire ant	3
#1062	delicious salad	13
#825	demon skin	2
#118	denim axe	4
#1170	dense meat stack	2
#297	dented harmonica	4
#591	deodorant	1
#405	depantsing bomb	5
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#551	desiccated apricot	4
#154	detective skull	1
#1595	diamond necklace	4
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#242	didgeridooka	17
#164	digital key lime	2
#281	digital key lime pie	2
#651	dirty hobo gloves	12
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#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
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#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#122	warm mushroom	14
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#225	water wings	5
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#176	yak anorak	1
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#90	yam candy	3
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#619	yellow gummi ingot	27
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#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1198	yeti fur	13
#1254	yo	5
#421	yohohoyo	3

Wow, that's 17,404 items total!

what items are this player missing?