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| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
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| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
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| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
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| #465 | Angry Farmer candy | 189 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1306 | Crimbuck | 327 |
| #320 | Gnollish pie server | 5 |
| #601 | Imp Ale | 199 |
| #459 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #374 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
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| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #363 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 4 |
| #38 | NG | 67 |
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| #348 | Sugar Cog | 6 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1515 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 6 |
| #456 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #322 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1705 | Yummy Tummy bean | 62 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #159 | abominable snowcone | 132 |
| #384 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #516 | acid-squirting flower | 5 |
| #449 | acoustic guitarrr | 7 |
| #473 | adder bladder | 9 |
| #380 | all-purpose cleaner | 10 |
| #382 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 36 |
| #455 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
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| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #371 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 7 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #846 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #534 | ant agonist | 2 |
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| #241 | anticheese | 37 |
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| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #315 | arrrgyle socks | 8 |
| #10 | arse-a'fire elixir | 24 |
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| #227 | asbestos ore | 32 |
| #95 | asbestos staff | 6 |
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| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #538 | awful poetry journal | 138 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #775 | baconstone | 10 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #458 | ballroom blintz | 3 |
| #31 | bamboo bokuto | 11 |
| #729 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #239 | bargain flash powder | 2 |
| #21 | bark beret | 2 |
| #21 | bark boxers | 2 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #367 | baseball | 11 |
| #208 | bat guano | 82 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #31 | beer goggles | 43 |
| #123 | beer lens | 27 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #673 | bottle of goofballs | 38 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #53 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #799 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #132 | elven cellocello | 62 |
| #142 | elven suicide capsule | 56 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #171 | flaming talons | 64 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #1041 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #36 | goat cheese pizza | 506 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #495 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 194 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #158 | lead necklace | 59 |
| #407 | leather chaps | 5 |
| #410 | leather mask | 9 |
| #298 | leathery bat skin | 21 |
| #350 | leathery cat skin | 21 |
| #361 | leathery rat skin | 6 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #383 | leotarrrd | 4 |
| #88 | lihc eye pie | 55 |
| #350 | lihc face | 13 |
| #868 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #253 | line | 319 |
| #236 | linoleum crossbow | 3 |
| #280 | linoleum ore | 19 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #184 | linoleum sword | 5 |
| #162 | live wire | 5 |
| #255 | long pork | 6 |
| #505 | long skinny balloon | 10 |
| #448 | loose teeth | 100 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #398 | lowercase N | 23 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #526 | megatofu | 3 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #371 | oversized pipe | 9 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #137 | papaya | 281 |
| #406 | penguin skin | 151 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #464 | puce plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #364 | rat appendix kabob | 2 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #26 | string of dingle balls | 2 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #987 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #198 | t8r tots | 37 |
| #544 | taco shell | 8 |
| #745 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #513 | tambourine bells | 4 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #126 | targeting chip | 6 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| #205 | tattered scrap of paper | 31 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #125 | teddy bear sewing kit | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #437 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #200 | tequila with training wheels | 5 |
| #322 | thin black candle | 690 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #116 | tiny balloon knife | 6 |
| #212 | tiny house | 1,100 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #110 | tiny maracas | 7 |
| #30 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 16 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #971 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 39 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 8 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #984 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 9 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #58 | tiny shaker of salt | 25 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #29 | tomato | 8,822 |
| #286 | tomato daiquiri | 5 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #54 | tropical paperweight | 6 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #67 | water wings | 20 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #326 | wolf mask | 81 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #170 | yak skin | 7 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #238 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | yeti fur | 325 |
| #676 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |