MoreCowbell

RankItemQuantity
#1714Angry Farmer candy5
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#642Daffy Taffy44
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#291El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
#128El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)3
#114El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)4
#104El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)3
#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)3
#226El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)2
#217Knob pasty2
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#1200M-2421
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#1713Tasty Fun Good rice candy3
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#1121Yummy Tummy bean138
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#1591ball2
#498banana-frosted king cake5
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#447brown plastic baby1
#639buckyball7
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#3108candy stake2
#1749canteen of wine1
#1214corpse on the beach3
#1424corpsedriver2
#1027corpsetini4
#1008cranberries4
#706crowbarrr1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#1068dense meat stack3
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#1385disassembled clover3
#1263doll house2
#1607dollhive1
#345dry noodles321
#1396elven socks1
#462fortune cookie1
#3426fruitcake1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#3042gingerbread horror2
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#732gyroscope3
#647happiness1
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#908ketchup hound1
#779little paper umbrella18
#101mauve paisley oyster egg22
#378mind flayer corpse26
#628ninja mop1
#2042oozenog2
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#942plot hole14
#1166probability potion1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#516sake bomb11
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#2146stuffed gray blob3
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#3417stuffed shoulder parrot3
#7841stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#2146tiny plastic briefcase bat3
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#2700tiny plastic whitesnake2
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#586wang1
#428wonderwall shield1
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2

Wow, that's 765 items total!

what items are this player missing?