Museum :: Phantom Stag

Phantom Stag

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#686	30669 scroll	5
#865	33398 scroll	5
#643	334 scroll	4
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#302	Chroner	117
#15	Chroner cross	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#1078	Cloaca grenade	8
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#257	Cold Hots candy	32
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#226	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2943	Crimbuck	4
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#55	Cursed Punch	3
#347	D roll	1
#164	DUFRESNE Suds	12
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#156	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	28
#497	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	7
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1057	Dyspepsi grenade	7
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#361	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	21
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1272	Feynman gate	4
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#52	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#67	Fog Murderer	2
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#217	Friendliness Beverage	12
#44	Frogade	31
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#123	GOTO	4
#364	Gaia beads	5
#172	Genalen™ Bottle	17
#67	Gin Mint	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#111	Gnollish pie server	17
#219	Gnollish pie tin	19
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#88	Gnollish slotted spoon	23
#320	Gnollish toolbox	12
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#542	Goodfella contract	28
#111	Gordon Bennett	7
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#120	Green Manalishi	7
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#398	Gummi-Gnauga	5
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#419	Iiti Kitty phone charm	4
#1122	Imp Ale	40
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#29	Junk-Bond	7
#45	Kashmir sweater	3
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#113	Knob Goblin Uberpants	6
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#367	Knob Goblin elite helm	13
#342	Knob Goblin elite pants	14
#347	Knob Goblin elite polearm	14
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#122	Knob Goblin firecracker	204
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#354	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#421	Knob Goblin love potion	23
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#332	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#397	Knob Goblin pants	23
#188	Knob Goblin perfume	19
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#367	Knob Goblin scimitar	27
#244	Knob Goblin seltzer	79
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#93	Knob Goblin spatula	353
#347	Knob Goblin steroids	27
#333	Knob Goblin superseltzer	15
#489	Knob Goblin tongs	16
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#83	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	3
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#236	Knob mushroom	44
#88	Knob nuts	12
#343	Knob pasty	1
#376	Knob sausage	9
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#335	Knoll mushroom	31
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#669	LED block	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#318	Lockenstock™ sandals	6
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1014	Mad Train wine	27
#166	Mae West	6
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#81	Marquis de Poivre soda	395
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#173	Meleegra™ pills	65
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#158	Mer-kin cookiestove	5
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#544	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	49
#124	Milk Studs	77
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#321	Misty Robe	2
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#423	Mohawk wig	17
#191	Mon Tiki	7
#456	Monstar energy beverage	4
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#110	Mornington crescent roll	3
#57	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	11
#227	Mountain Stream soda	139
#1001	Mr. Mediocrebar	46
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#374	NG	1
#91	Nardz energy beverage	11
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#158	Neuromancer	5
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#309	New Zealand iced tea	9
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#50	Northern pemmican	6
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#224	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	5
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#140	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	6
#132	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#112	O'RLY manual	11
#62	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	12
#55	Oil of Parrrlay	69
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#65	Orangemageddon wine cooler	2
#290	Orcish baseball cap	11
#294	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#522	PADL Phone	3
#130	PEEZ dispenser	81
#160	Pain Dip	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#105	Polysniff Perfume	5
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#61	Radberry Rip wine cooler	2
#609	Ram's Face Lager	13
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#59	Red X Shield	3
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#1094	Rock Pops	40
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#404	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#53	Sazerorc	1
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#555	Senior Mints	8
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#140	Space Tours Tripple	7
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#830	Spam Witch sammich	8
#292	Spooky Surprise Egg	47
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#105	Squat-Thrust Magazine	9
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#225	Steal This Candy	10
#41	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	5
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#203	Strix stix	4
#98	Sugar Cog	34
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#402	Supernova Champagne	8
#123	Swabbie™ swab	40
#151	Swizzler	70
#139	T.U.R.D.S. Key	4
#175	TI-9000 calculator	2
#425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	28
#459	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	23
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#510	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	18
#371	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	144
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#109	Texas tea	1
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
#47	The Landscaper's leafblower	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#16	Time Cape	1
#224	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	18
#175	Trainbot circuitry	1
#166	Trainbot linkages	1
#164	Trainbot optics	1
#169	Trainbot plating	1
#161	Trainbot servomotors	1
#173	Trainbot tubing	1
#911	Trollhouse cookies	9
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#427	Typical Tavern swill	8
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#50	VYKEA mead	2
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#449	Warm Subject gift certificate	99
#109	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	50
#104	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	4
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1001	Wint-O-Fresh mint	8
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#187	Wolfman Nardz	9
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#87	Ye Olde Meade	15
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#743	Yummy Tummy bean	251
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#132	accord ion	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#195	adder	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#109	amok putter	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#151	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#38	anemoney clip	1
#78	angry inch	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#177	attorney's badge	1
#124	autocalliope	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1215	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#430	balaclava	1
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#93	balsa plank	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#968	bananagate	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#102	barrel-aged martini	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#27	bastard baster	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#334	batskin belt	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#95	beaver spear	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#788	beertini	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#145	bent scrap metal	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#100	big dribbly candle	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#297	black and white cracker	1
#89	black belt	1
#120	black blade	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#133	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#196	black gold	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#158	black label	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#409	black pepper	3
#380	black picnic basket	2
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#26	tiny plastic mime executive	3
#27	tiny plastic mime functionary	3
#27	tiny plastic mime scientist	3
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#493	tiny plastic mumblebee	9
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
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#24	tiny plastic reindeer	3
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#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#42	traditional Crimbo cookie	20
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#118	transporter transponder	17
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#1627	turtle totem	2
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#105	twist of lime	1
#57	twisted piece of wire	4
#58	twisted-up wet towel	10
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
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#185	ultimate ultimate frisbee	3
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#268	unfinished fruitcake	1
#58	unflavored wine cooler	56
#317	unidentified jerky	28
#67	union scalemail pants	2
#77	unnamed cocktail	5
#108	unnatural gas	2
#218	unquiet spirits	2
#330	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	11
#101	unrequired jacket	1
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#254	unstable quark	2
#206	unused walkie-talkie	2
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#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
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#168	vampire chowder	1
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#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
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#266	vampire pearl	1
#172	very overdue library book	2
#54	vial of Gnomochloric acid	2
#111	vial of The Glistening	4
#210	vial of patchouli oil	3
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#404	viking helmet	24
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#485	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	7
#172	viral DNA	2
#137	vitachoconutriment capsule	33
#515	vodka and cranberry	2
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#126	vodka stratocaster	6
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#602	vorpal blade	4
#378	wad of dough	107
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#266	wand of pigification	1
#586	wang	1
#407	war tongs	2
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#227	warbear battery	12
#98	warbear bearserker potion	18
#143	warbear blizzard mead	2
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#183	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	7
#163	warbear liquid overcoat	9
#100	warbear thermoregulator bread	4
#100	warbear wardance potion	20
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#86	weremoose spit	8
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#159	white Xanadian	2
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#1014	white candy heart	2
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#49	white elephant gift	1
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#558	white pixel	28
#242	white rice	6
#269	white satin pants	14
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#854	white sword	1
#126	white tulip	1
#88	white whip	1
#85	white wine	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#94	wind-up Whatsian robot	4
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#91	wind-up ensign	4
#85	wind-up navigation droid	4
#164	wind-up owl	1
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#382	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	102
#87	witch wart	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#106	wok lobster	1
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#428	wonderwall shield	1
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#365	wooden axe	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
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#863	worthless knick-knack	2
#651	worthless trinket	2
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#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#318	wussiness potion	47
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#167	yellow brick road	7
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2045	yo-yo	2
#606	yohohoyo	1
#51	yule pup	3
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 26,966 items total!

what items are this player missing?