Museum :: Phoenix512

Phoenix512

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#497	1-ball	9
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#537	2-ball	7
#123	25-meat staff	1
#478	3-ball	9
#440	4-ball	10
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#499	5-ball	8
#550	6-ball	7
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#486	7-ball	9
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#212	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#169	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#164	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#169	Alice's Army Coward	2
#105	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#202	Alice's Army Guard	2
#202	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#158	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#161	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#166	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#211	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#103	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#201	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#203	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#201	Alice's Army Page	2
#213	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#107	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#202	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#201	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#204	Alice's Army Wallman	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#1220	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#714	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	17
#275	Bling of the New Wave	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1919	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#36	Bonestabber	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1677	Boss Bat bling	1
#1042	Boss Bat britches	12
#134	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#179	Chester's bag of candy	1
#52	Chori Zo trading card	3
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#126	Claybender glasses	2
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#525	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#329	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1479	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4245	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#124	Duskwalker fangs	2
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#244	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#532	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#467	Elmley shades	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#285	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#290	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#147	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#305	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#724	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#472	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#136	Gummi-Gnauga	27
#421	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#270	Hollandaise helmet	12
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1283	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#993	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1004	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#248	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#168	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
#226	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#168	Lederhosen of the Night	8
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#788	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	34
#260	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#130	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#181	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#106	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#355	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#337	Misty Cape	2
#392	Misty Cloak	1
#378	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#100	Morto Moreto	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#91	Muschat	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#487	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#982	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#517	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#777	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#462	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#571	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#567	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#274	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#290	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#414	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	5
#193	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
#567	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#555	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
#863	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#770	Red Rover BB gun	1
#172	Rock and Roll Legend	11
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#840	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#282	Sinful Desires	2
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#259	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#148	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#383	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#99	Tequiz Navidad	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#776	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#1376	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1584	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#248	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#125	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#108	Whoompa Fur Pants	3
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1114	Yakisoba's hat	1
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#743	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#611	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1168	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#363	a butt tuba	1
#127	accord ion	1
#118	accordionoid rocca	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#124	adorable seal larva	14
#64	alarm accordion	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#230	ancient stone head	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#884	antique greaves	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#904	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#18	arm buzzer	1
#485	armgun	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#431	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#108	asbestos crossbow string	2
#386	asbestos staff	1
#100	asbestos stick	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#170	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#642	asshat	1
#179	attorney's badge	1
#120	autocalliope	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1848	badass belt	29
#147	badge of authority	1
#304	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#309	balloon sword	1
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#122	bar whip	1
#118	baritone accordion	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#152	basic meat spork	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#783	batblade	1
#286	beach glass necklace	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#93	beaver spear	1
#569	beer bong	1
#668	beer helmet	1
#131	beer-battered accordion	1
#205	beer-soaked mop	1
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#393	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#693	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#667	black shield	1
#724	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#63	blammer	1
#116	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#20	boilgun	1
#167	bone abacus	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#113	bone bandoneon	1
#293	bone chips	54
#52	bone crusher	1
#428	bone flute	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#104	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#243	boxing glove	1
#67	broken clock	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#38	bubble bauble bow	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#106	buffalo blade	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#57	bugbear detector	2
#590	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#667	burst hellseal brain	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#98	can cannon	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#592	can of maces	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1563	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1468	candy knuckles	2
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#76	carob cannon	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#804	cement sandals	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#163	charming flute	3
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#15	cheap plastic kazoo	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#186	chintzy accordion pin	3
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#325	chintzy noodle ring	2
#505	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#367	chintzy seal pendant	2
#345	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#820	chopsticks	1
#252	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#521	chrome sword	1
#167	chrome sword hilt	1
#1749	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1347	club necklace	5
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#72	coconut bikini top	3
#595	coffin lid	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#146	cold water bottle	1
#233	collection of tiny spooky objects	7
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#200	compression stocking	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#864	cool whip	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#522	corn holder	1
#570	corncob pipe	1
#848	cornuthaum	1
#36	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#362	costume sword	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#160	crowbar	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#599	cup of infinite pencils	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#298	curmudgel	2
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#97	demon whip	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#374	denim axe	1
#48	dense meat crossbow	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#319	designer handbag	9
#153	detective skull	1
#60	dethklok	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#1148	diamond necklace	6
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#291	disembodied smile	1
#343	dishrag	1
#582	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#133	dress pants	1
#99	dripping meat sword	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#406	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#226	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	3
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#228	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#111	electric crutch	1
#209	elephant stinger	1
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#131	enchanted handwarmer	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#539	energy drink IV	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#27	evil-ass club	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#68	extremely skinny jeans	12
#215	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1793	fake hand	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#87	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#83	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#107	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#797	filthy corduroys	2
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#529	fire poi	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#80	fish stick	1
#497	flamin' bindle	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#215	flimsy clipboard	2
#80	floral-print skirt	1
#246	flowing hippy skirt	3
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#85	flyest of shirts	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#265	foon	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#249	fossilized bat skull	2
#143	fossilized demon skull	4
#189	fossilized limb	57
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#307	fossilized spider skull	1
#151	fossilized spike	31
#229	fossilized spine	8
#326	fossilized torso	15
#699	fossilized wing	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#162	freshwater pearl necklace	3
#154	friendly cheez blob	12
#151	frigid hankyū	3
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#195	frilly shirt	3
#825	frilly skirt	1
#91	frosty halo	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
🥇	funny paper hat	1
#435	furniture dolly	2
#78	furry halo	1
#85	furry kilt	1
#425	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#687	fuzzy busby	1
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#608	fuzzy montera	1
#640	ga-ga radio	1
#81	ganger bandana	1
#728	garish pinky ring	3
#183	gauze shorts	1
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#98	ghost accordion	1
#159	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#234	giant cactus quill	3
#161	giant candy cane	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#122	giant clay ashtray	1
#859	giant designer sunglasses	2
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#134	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#201	giant gym membership card	1
#105	giant motorcycle boots	2
#1256	giant needle	1
#169	giant penguin keychain	2
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#183	giant safety pin	1
#186	giant turkey leg	1
#107	gift-a-pult	4
#72	gingham blouse	4
#65	glacial clock	1
#88	glass gnoll eye	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1107	glowing red eye	1
#144	gnatwing earring	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#218	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#821	goat beard	1
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#158	goblin hunting spear	1
#391	gold lamé pants	1
#788	gold wedding ring	1
#92	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#79	goulauncher	1
#425	grassy cutlass	1
#499	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#149	green drunki-bear	3
#933	green gummi ingot	3
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#102	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#390	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#88	guancertina	1
#325	guard turtle shell	2
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#196	gummi canary	1
#204	gummi salamander	1
#243	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#110	half-size scalpel	1
#322	half-sized guitar	1
#374	halfberd	1
#197	hamethyst earring	1
#329	hamethyst necklace	1
#264	hamethyst ring	1
#46	hammerus	1
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#67	hand-carved staff	1
#5198	handful of confetti	1
#646	happiness	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#404	harem girl t-shirt	2
#108	head mirror	1
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#1227	heart necklace	6
#1671	heart of the volcano	1
#76	heavy leather-bound tome	3
#538	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#892	hemp string	1
#224	hideous egg	15
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#160	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#312	hippy bongo	1
#547	hippy medical kit	1
#576	hippy protest button	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#458	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#61	hot cross bow	1
#341	hot plate	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#71	huge mosquito proboscis	1
#69	huge pumpkin	6
#604	huge spoon	1
#424	icy-hot katana	1
#443	imp unity ring	1
#511	incense bath ball	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#740	infernal insoles	1
#74	infernal toilet brush	1
#13	inflatable baseball bat	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#684	irate sombrero	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1861	jawbruiser	1
#1885	joybuzzer	1
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