Museum :: Phoenix512

Phoenix512

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#500	1-ball	9
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#542	2-ball	7
#124	25-meat staff	1
#481	3-ball	9
#443	4-ball	10
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#503	5-ball	8
#554	6-ball	7
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#489	7-ball	9
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#214	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#172	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#168	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#172	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#204	Alice's Army Guard	2
#204	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#161	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#166	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#169	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#213	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#105	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#203	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#204	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#203	Alice's Army Page	2
#215	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#204	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#203	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#206	Alice's Army Wallman	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#223	Angelhair Culottes	5
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#289	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#718	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	17
#277	Bling of the New Wave	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#36	Bonestabber	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#1045	Boss Bat britches	12
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chori Zo trading card	3
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#247	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#127	Claybender glasses	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1365	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#529	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#245	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#469	Elmley shades	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#285	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#290	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#139	Gummi-Gnauga	27
#422	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#273	Hollandaise helmet	12
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1287	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1008	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#747	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#250	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#169	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#169	Lederhosen of the Night	8
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#788	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	34
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#339	Misty Cape	2
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#91	Muschat	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#519	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#571	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#274	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#414	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	5
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#555	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#172	Rock and Roll Legend	11
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#282	Sinful Desires	2
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#728	Snow Queen Crown	1
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#777	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1596	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#267	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#110	Whoompa Fur Pants	3
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#744	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#131	accord ion	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#124	adorable seal larva	14
#66	alarm accordion	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#18	arm buzzer	1
#484	armgun	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#110	asbestos crossbow string	2
#387	asbestos staff	1
#107	asbestos stick	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#123	autocalliope	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1847	badass belt	29
#147	badge of authority	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#122	bar whip	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#783	batblade	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#94	beaver spear	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#667	black shield	1
#726	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#63	blammer	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#20	boilgun	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#117	bone bandoneon	1
#291	bone chips	54
#52	bone crusher	1
#430	bone flute	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#67	broken clock	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#202	brown felt tophat	1
#38	bubble bauble bow	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#57	bugbear detector	2
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1096	bum cheek	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#670	burst hellseal brain	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#98	can cannon	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#593	can of maces	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#163	charming flute	3
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#15	cheap plastic kazoo	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#823	chopsticks	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#1752	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#1797	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1349	club necklace	5
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#72	coconut bikini top	3
#597	coffin lid	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#149	cold water bottle	1
#234	collection of tiny spooky objects	7
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#200	compression stocking	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#864	cool whip	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#524	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#362	costume sword	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#161	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#97	demon whip	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#437	dented harmonica	1
#321	designer handbag	9
#153	detective skull	1
#61	dethklok	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#1147	diamond necklace	6
#1065	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1097	dirty hobo gloves	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#346	dishrag	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#134	dress pants	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#227	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	3
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#111	electric crutch	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#68	extremely skinny jeans	12
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1793	fake hand	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#971	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#603	filthy pestle	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#529	fire poi	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#80	fish stick	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#216	flimsy clipboard	2
#82	floral-print skirt	1
#246	flowing hippy skirt	3
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#269	foon	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#143	fossilized demon skull	4
#189	fossilized limb	57
#404	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#151	fossilized spike	31
#229	fossilized spine	8
#325	fossilized torso	15
#696	fossilized wing	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#163	freshwater pearl necklace	3
#155	friendly cheez blob	12
#151	frigid hankyū	3
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#196	frilly shirt	3
#826	frilly skirt	1
#91	frosty halo	1
#733	frozen nunchaku	1
🥇	funny paper hat	1
#436	furniture dolly	2
#78	furry halo	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#689	fuzzy busby	1
#1658	fuzzy dice	4
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#728	garish pinky ring	3
#183	gauze shorts	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#100	ghost accordion	1
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#232	giant cactus quill	3
#161	giant candy cane	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#122	giant clay ashtray	1
#858	giant designer sunglasses	2
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#106	giant motorcycle boots	2
#1255	giant needle	1
#170	giant penguin keychain	2
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#183	giant safety pin	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#107	gift-a-pult	4
#72	gingham blouse	4
#65	glacial clock	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#820	goat beard	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#93	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#149	green drunki-bear	3
#933	green gummi ingot	3
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#92	guancertina	1
#325	guard turtle shell	2
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#111	half-size scalpel	1
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#374	halfberd	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#47	hammerus	1
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#67	hand-carved staff	1
#5201	handful of confetti	1
#647	happiness	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#109	head mirror	1
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#1228	heart necklace	6
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#76	heavy leather-bound tome	3
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#893	hemp string	1
#224	hideous egg	15
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#312	hippy bongo	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#342	hot plate	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#71	huge mosquito proboscis	1
#70	huge pumpkin	6
#605	huge spoon	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#445	imp unity ring	1
#511	incense bath ball	1
#357	infernal fife	1
#742	infernal insoles	1
#74	infernal toilet brush	1
#13	inflatable baseball bat	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#1884	joybuzzer	1
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#46	turtlemail coif	2
#60	turtlemail hauberk	2
#69	tuxedo shirt	4
#82	twisted-up wet towel	2
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
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#393	unearthed potsherd	4
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#261	whalebone corset	1
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#122	white snakeskin duster	1
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#834	yellow gummi ingot	8
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 2,527 items total!

what items are this player missing?