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| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #607 | Black No. 2 | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #31 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 863 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #556 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #398 | black & tan | 3 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #453 | black pension check | 4 |
| #928 | black pixel | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #735 | black snake skin | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #599 | blackberry | 6 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #290 | box of sunshine | 1,447 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #144 | clownskin harness | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #265 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #22 | eye-pod | 19 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #246 | flask of mining oil | 2 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #701 | frightful feather | 2 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #593 | green candy heart | 14 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #711 | hamethyst | 11 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #609 | lavender candy heart | 14 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #644 | orange candy heart | 18 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #450 | pink candy heart | 41 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #867 | porquoise | 8 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #168 | prussian cathouse | 5 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #74 | radio button candy | 15 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #5 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 16,636 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #902 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #383 | tropical orchid | 4 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #521 | white candy heart | 29 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #186 | yellow candy heart | 279 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |