| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #547 | CRIMBCO scrip | 370 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #653 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 4 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #689 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 3 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #62 | Victor's Spoils | 3 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #540 | antique greaves | 6 |
| #551 | antique helmet | 6 |
| #561 | antique spear | 6 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #665 | vorpal blade | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #448 | white collar | 2 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |