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sensibleb

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#69	Überraschthexengebräu	6
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#504	"DRINK ME" potion	6
#18	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	6
#87	"KICK ME" sign	6
#70	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	6
#180	"caramel" orange	6
#10	"honey" dipper	6
#74	"meat" stick	6
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#93	1,970 carat gold	6
#97	1-ball	86
#32	1.21 jigawatts	6
#25	1/6th Pound Cake	6
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#80	11-leaf clover	6
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#18	17-ball	1
#6	18-picohertz resonator crystal	6
#168	1952 Mickey Mantle card	6
#140	2-ball	56
#34	20-lb can of rice and beans	6
#53	25-meat staff	6
#68	3-ball	136
#645	30669 scroll	6
#828	33398 scroll	6
#554	334 scroll	6
#172	37x37x37 puzzle cube	6
#44	4-ball	216
#60	4-d camera	6
#40	4-dimensional fez	6
#246	4-dimensional guitar	6
#50	4:20 bomb	6
#24	5-Alarm Saucepan	15
#58	5-ball	146
#85	5-hour acrimony	6
#72	6-ball	116
#107	64067 scroll	6
#197	668 scroll	6
#418	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#57	7-ball	190
#16	7-inch discus	6
#1424	8-ball	6
#33	8-billed baseball cap	6
#50	8-bit banana	6
#40	9-ball	80
#18	99.44% pure math	6
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#29	A Light that Never Goes Out	6
#61	A muse-bouche	6
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#64	ASCII fu manchu	6
#303	ASCII shirt	6
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#25	Abyssal ember	6
#35	Accordion of Jordion	6
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#19	Aerheads	6
#46	Affirmation Cookie	6
#59	Afternoon Delight	6
#67	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	6
#72	Aggressive Carrot	6
#26	Agitated Turkey	6
#15	Aiolion	1
#17	Aldebaran sardines	6
#178	Alewife™ Ale	6
#9	Alexy sauce	6
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#82	Ambitious Turkey	6
#16	Amnesiac Ale	6
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#11	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	6
#985	Amulet of Yendor	10
#103	Ancient Protector Soda	6
#71	Ancient Saucehelm	18
#150	Angelhair Culottes	7
#1666	Angry Farmer candy	6
#190	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#74	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#9	Arr, M80	35
#38	Arrow (+1)	7
#23	Arrrmetia trading card	6
#33	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	6
#39	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	6
#39	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	6
#34	Artist's Spatula of Despair	6
#33	Artist's Whisk of Misery	6
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#48	Atomic Comic	6
#120	Atomic Pop	6
#27	Aura Libre	6
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#40	AutumnFest ale	6
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#22	Aye Aye	6
#19	Aye Aye, Captain	6
#27	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	6
#45	Azurite	6
#167	BACON	6
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#540	BGE merchandise order form	6
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#17	BRICKO bat	6
#431	BRICKO brick	6
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#369	BRICKO eye brick	6
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#9	BRICKO pyramid	6
#38	BRICKO python	1
#65	BRICKO reactor	6
#73	BRICKO stud	6
#14	BRICKO sword	10
#27	BRICKO trunk	4
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#56	BROS Energy Drink	6
#53	BUBBLE GUM	6
#59	BURT	465
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#78	Bangyomaman battle juice	6
#22	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	18
#159	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	58
#208	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	11
#369	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#83	Barulio's bottle	6
#221	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#121	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#35	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	6
#24	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	7
#25	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
#114	Battlie Light Saver	6
#22	Beach Buck	440
#11	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	6
#48	Beignet Milgranet	6
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#183	Ben-Gal™ Balm	6
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#27	Bettie page	6
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#153	BitterSweetTarts	6
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#23	Bjorn's Hammer	14
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#93	Black Body™ spray	6
#29	Black Hole	6
#509	Black No. 2	6
#16	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	52
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#218	Bling of the New Wave	6
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#426	Blood Light	6
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#28	Bloody Nora	6
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#101	Bohemian rhapsody	6
#22	Boletus Broletus mushroom	6
#8	Boltsmann ID badge	6
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#453	Bonerdagon necklace	26
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#41	Bordeaux Marteaux	6
#22	Boris's beer	1
#16	Boris's bread	2
#103	Boris's key lime	6
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#50	Boss Bat bling	59
#128	Boss Bat britches	87
#78	Boss Drops	6
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#74	Bowl of Scorpions	6
#75	Bowlet	1
#46	Boxing Day Pass	6
#11	Brain Food Pastaco	6
#36	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	6
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#14	Breathitin™	6
#37	Bright Water	6
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#59	Bruno's blessing of Mars	6
#39	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#1503	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#67	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	6
#31	Bustle Hustler	6
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#21	Buttery Knob	6
#94	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#176	CRIMBCOIDS mints	12
#135	CRIMBCOLOAF	16
#128	CSA all-purpose soap	6
#141	CSA bravery badge	6
#122	CSA cheerfulness ration	34
#142	CSA discount card	16
#101	CSA obedience grenade	58
#173	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	6
#29	Caipiranha	6
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#149	Camp Scout pup tent	6
#11	Can of Spaghetto	6
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#39	Candicaine	6
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#25	Cement Mixer	6
#23	Centauri fish wine	6
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#22	Chakra Libre	6
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#51	Charity's choker	6
#29	Charleston Choo-Choo	6
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Ched	1
#106	Cheer-Up soda	6
#220	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#35	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	6
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#29	Chester's moustache	3
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#48	Chinese curse words	6
#63	Choco-Mint patty	6
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#207	Chroner	294
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#29	Chubby and Plump bar	8
#16	Churchill	6
🥇	Cincho de Mayo	1
#28	Cinco Mayo Lager	10
#43	Citrus Crush wine cooler	6
#92	Clara's bell	3
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#91	Claybender glasses	6
#16	Climate Colada	6
#135	Cloaca Cola Polar	6
#1190	Cloaca grenade	6
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#470	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	6
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#385	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#121	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	6
#121	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#131	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	6
#9	Cobra Bowl	6
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#121	Codpiece of the Goblin King	45
#52	Coinspiracy	266
#38	Colander of Em-er'il	21
#9	Cold Fang	1
#630	Cold Hots candy	6
#115	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#195	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
#28	Comet Drop	6
#16	Comet Pop	112
#130	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	6
#4	Conspiracy™ mascara	2
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#12	Cool Brunch Pastaco	6
#24	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	84
#37	Cornbeefadon	3
#89	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	14
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#15	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#82	Cracklin' Oat Bran	6
#13	Crazymaker	27
#18	Crepes a la Lune	6
#59	Crimbeau de toilette	6
#248	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#20	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#14	Crimbo Factory surprise box	126
#919	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#8	Crimbo cookie sheet	97
#54	Crimbo crystal shards	6
#109	Crimbo dinner	3
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#64	Crimbo food scraps	143
#176	Crimbo fudge	120
#43	Crimbo paste	6
#870	Crimbo peppermint bark	8
#171	Crimbo pie	18
#29	Crimbo salad	16
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#181	Crimbo train emergency brake	7
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#46	Crimbojito	10
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#278	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#98	Crimbosmopolitan	6
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#195	Crimbot battery	4
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#100	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#358	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#18	Crimbow Rainbo	6
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#103	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#56	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#29	Crimbuccaneer breeches	6
#82	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	6
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#37	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	6
#182	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	6
#12	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	6
#57	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	8
#37	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#162	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	29
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#120	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	6
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#80	Crimbuccaneer shirt	6
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#137	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#1753	Crimbuck	90
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#2459	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#38	Cursed Punch	6
#17	Cycloney	1
#305	D roll	6
#186	DUFRESNE Suds	6
#35	Dad's brandy	6
#1603	Daffy Taffy	6
#30	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	7
#32	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	6
#33	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	6
#32	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	6
#36	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	6
#32	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	7
#30	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	6
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#18	Dark & Starry	8
#21	Das Überkühlraum trading card	5
🥇	Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#9	Deep Dish of Legend	5
#60	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	6
#64	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	6
#18	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	4
#463	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#200	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#44	Disco 'Fro Pick	22
#24	Disco Banjo	19
#79	Disgeist	1
#28	Dish of Clarified Butter	9
#143	Divine	6
#27	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#330	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#31	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	6
#130	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	6
#230	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6
#33	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	6
#8	Doc's Fortifying Wine	41
🥉	Doc's Limbering Wine	256
🥉	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	124
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#24	Doc's Smartifying Wine	6
#5	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	24
#5	Dogsgotnonoz pills	172
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#56	Dolphin King's crown	64
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#21	Doublepunchplanter	6
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#35	Drac & Tan	6
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#238	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	6
#6	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	2
#4	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	6
🥈	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	11
#10	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	23
#4	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#12	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	6
#7	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#18	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	4
#6	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2
#11	Dressage	1
#10	Drip Institute petri dish	7
#15	Drip harness	2
🥈	Driplet	354
#31	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#35	Drowsy Sword	266
#11	Drunk Uncles holo-record	5
#37	Drunken Astrophysicist	4
#26	Drunken Neurologist	4
#22	Drunken Philosopher	5
#28	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	1
#47	Dump Truck	3
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#82	Duskwalker fangs	6
#97	Duskwalker syringe	6
#153	Dust bunny	8
#63	Dweebisol™ inhaler	6
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#1670	Dyspepsi-Cola	6
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#436	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#107	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	6
🥇	EMD holo-record	36
#24	Earring of Fire	3
#22	Earth and Firewater	4
#34	Earth, Wind and Firewater	5
#22	Easter grasshopper	1
#101	Eau de Guaneau	6
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#197	Effermint™ tablets	6
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#123	El Sombrero De Lopez	15
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#36	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#142	El Vibrato power sphere	10
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	106
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	436
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	506
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	226
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	186
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	246
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	106
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	906
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1,046
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#14	Scorpion Bowl	3
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#77	Scuba Snack	4
#23	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	1
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#648	Senior Mints	6
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#20	Shielding Potion	14
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#38	Shot of Kardashian Gin	4
#40	Shot of the Living Dead	7
#6	Shrieking Weasel holo-record	11
#23	Shrubble Bubble	16
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#11	Site Alpha ID badge	1
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#18	Sketcherz™	1
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#42	Skullhead's Screw	11
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#12	Sledgehamster	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#18	Slippery Knob	7
#9	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	18
#17	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	21
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#13	Slotter	1
#89	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
#56	Smart Bone Dust	13
#13	Smashmoth	1
#24	Smoldering Clover™ candle	6
🥉	Smuggler's Punch	66
#6	Snarf berry	49
#100	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	13
#110	Sneaky Pete's key lime	4
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#18	Snoutlet	1
#132	Snow Queen Crown	39
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#74	Source essence	6
#21	Source shades	1
#41	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	2
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#32	Source terminal file: cram.ext	5
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#32	Source terminal file: stats.enq	4
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#38	Source terminal file: tram.ext	4
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#13	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
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#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
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#9	Spooky VHS Tape	25
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#4	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	1
#8	Spring Bros. ID badge	6
#48	Spring Bros. solenoid	6
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#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
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#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
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#18	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	21
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#13	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	35
#8	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	89
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#160	Sugar Cog	18
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#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
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#23	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	6
#122	T.U.R.D.S. Key	6
#155	TI-9000 calculator	6
#30	TRIO cup of beer	6
#17	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	6
#11	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	6
#35	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
#674	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	6
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#687	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	6
#44	Take Eleven Bar	6
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#55	Telltale™ rubber heart	6
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#5	That 70s Cologne	2
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#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
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#336	The Cooler Out of Space	6
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🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
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#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#77	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#383	The Joy of Wassailing	9
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
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#5	The Lost Pill Bottle	206
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
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#30	The One Mood Ring	1
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#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#14	The Sword in the Steak	1
#34	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	4
#4	The Western Look	1
#27	They liver	6
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#24	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	1
#35	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	12
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#171	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	6
#16	Third Base	28
#6	Third Eye	1
#31	This Charming Flan	8
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#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#755	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	5
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#802	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
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#4	whirled peas	28
#437	whisker pencil	4
#147	whiskey and cola	17
#83	whiskey and soda	16
#45	whiskey bittersweet	5
#180	whiskey in a broken glass	6
#111	whiskey sour	23
#21	whiskey squeeze	3
#407	white Canadian	6
#159	white Crimbo ball	6
#44	white Xanadian	13
#27	white arm towel	1
#630	white balloon	2
#48	white belt	1
#23	white blood cells	13
#806	white candy heart	6
#313	white chocolate and tomato pizza	7
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#368	white chocolate chip cookies	8
#659	white chocolate chips	6
#366	white class ring	19
#27	white collar	121
#11	white earbuds	2
#16	white elephant gift	8
#35	white hat hacker T-shirt	38
#124	white lightning	158
#33	white mana	25
#126	white money bag	2
#31	white page	18
#64	white picket fence	47
#859	white pixel	6
#25	white rice	132
#34	white satin pants	180
#35	white satin shield	94
#748	white snake skin	5
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#474	white sword	6
#72	white tulip	6
#27	white whip	6
#20	white wine	12
#36	whole roasted chicken	6
#85	whole turkey leg	4
#24	wholeberd	9
#1332	whoopie cushion	10
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#296	wicker shield	8
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#11	wicksilver ring	1
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#137	willyweed	7
#22	wind-up Whatsian robot	30
#1408	wind-up chattering teeth	9
#61	wind-up ensign	6
#389	wind-up meatcar	28
#22	wind-up navigation droid	20
#19	wind-up owl	36
#47	wind-up spider	5
#25	wind-up vampire teeth	16
#550	windchimes	6
#18	windicle	5
#107	wine spritzer	11
#47	wings of fire	2
#479	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	66
#615	witch hat	1
#18	witch wart	12
🥇	witch's bra	1
#17	witch's bread	9
#7	witch's brew	24
#354	witty rapier	6
#13	woim	3
#14	woimbook	6
#36	wok lobster	5
#846	wolf mask	6
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#196	wonderwall shield	6
#61	wood screw	6
#365	wooden axe	1
#471	wooden block	6
🥉	wooden figurine	13,706
#50	wooden salad bowl	3
#15	wooden spoon	5
#120	wooden stakes	27
#272	wool hat	6
#22	wool sock	5
#61	woolen cravat	1
#5	wooly loincloth	6
#25	worksite credentials	3
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#112	world's smallest violin	7
#260	worn tophat	6
#45	worst candy	6
#37	worthless gewgaw	809
#25	worthless knick-knack	1,693
#42	worthless trinket	853
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#39	wrench bracelet	77
#49	wrestling mask	6
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#138	wriggling worm	1
#16	wristwatch of the white knight	6
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#150	wumpus hair	14
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#735	wussiness potion	6
#47	x-ray mirror	6
#972	x-ray specs	10
🥉	yabba dabba doo rag	6
#69	yak anorak	6
#182	yak skin	6
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#16	yam	6
🥉	yam and swiss	46
#6	yam burrito	6
#41	yam candy	6
#6	yam martini	6
#6	yam mayo	6
#7	yam slider	6
#38	ye olde golde frontes	6
#175	yellow brick road	6
#948	yellow candy heart	6
#100	yellow drunki-bear	6
#862	yellow gummi ingot	6
#28	yellow matter custard	6
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#84	yellow pixel	6
#18	yellow pixel potion	6
#39	yellow plastic hard hat	6
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#353	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
#12	yellow rocket	41
#57	yellow seashell	6
#1344	yellow snowcone	11
#421	yellow striped oyster egg	6
#1396	yeti fur	6
#1146	yo	6
#1565	yo-yo	6
#314	yohohoyo	6
#104	your own black heart	1
#12	yule grog	6
#119	yule gruel	6
#80	yule hatchet	6
#102	yule pup	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#89	zmobie	6
#46	zombie	6
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#128	zombie hollandaise	6
#756	zombie pineal gland	6

Wow, that's 1,801,212 items total!

what items are this player missing?