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sensibleb

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#69	Überraschthexengebräu	6
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#503	"DRINK ME" potion	6
#13	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	6
#84	"KICK ME" sign	6
#70	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	6
#177	"caramel" orange	6
#10	"honey" dipper	6
#74	"meat" stick	6
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#92	1,970 carat gold	6
#622	1-ball	6
#32	1.21 jigawatts	6
#25	1/6th Pound Cake	6
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#77	11-leaf clover	6
#646	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#6	18-picohertz resonator crystal	6
#166	1952 Mickey Mantle card	6
#595	2-ball	6
#30	20-lb can of rice and beans	6
#53	25-meat staff	6
#602	3-ball	6
#644	30669 scroll	6
#827	33398 scroll	6
#554	334 scroll	6
#174	37x37x37 puzzle cube	6
#594	4-ball	6
#59	4-d camera	6
#40	4-dimensional fez	6
#245	4-dimensional guitar	6
#50	4:20 bomb	6
#63	5-Alarm Saucepan	6
#575	5-ball	6
#83	5-hour acrimony	6
#597	6-ball	6
#107	64067 scroll	6
#198	668 scroll	6
#418	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#647	7-ball	6
#16	7-inch discus	6
#1416	8-ball	6
#33	8-billed baseball cap	6
#46	8-bit banana	6
#192	9-ball	6
#18	99.44% pure math	6
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#71	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#28	A Light that Never Goes Out	7
#60	A muse-bouche	6
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#62	ASCII fu manchu	6
#302	ASCII shirt	6
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#25	Abyssal ember	6
#35	Accordion of Jordion	6
#92	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#18	Aerheads	6
#45	Affirmation Cookie	6
#56	Afternoon Delight	6
#66	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	6
#69	Aggressive Carrot	6
#23	Agitated Turkey	6
#15	Aiolion	1
#16	Aldebaran sardines	6
#175	Alewife™ Ale	6
#8	Alexy sauce	6
#269	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#226	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#255	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#220	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#254	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#262	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#251	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#409	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#80	Ambitious Turkey	6
#14	Amnesiac Ale	6
#9	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	6
#1124	Amulet of Yendor	6
#102	Ancient Protector Soda	6
#393	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#150	Angelhair Culottes	7
#1667	Angry Farmer candy	6
#189	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#74	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
#1217	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#9	Arr, M80	34
#34	Arrow (+1)	6
#23	Arrrmetia trading card	6
#32	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	6
#37	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	6
#38	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	6
#33	Artist's Spatula of Despair	6
#32	Artist's Whisk of Misery	6
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#48	Atomic Comic	6
#119	Atomic Pop	6
#26	Aura Libre	6
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#38	AutumnFest ale	6
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#21	Aye Aye	6
#16	Aye Aye, Captain	6
#26	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	6
#40	Azurite	9
#162	BACON	6
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#541	BGE merchandise order form	6
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#674	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#126	BOOterfinger	1
#57	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#17	BRICKO bat	6
#428	BRICKO brick	6
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#369	BRICKO eye brick	6
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#9	BRICKO pyramid	6
#39	BRICKO python	1
#66	BRICKO reactor	6
#74	BRICKO stud	6
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#55	BROS Energy Drink	6
#54	BUBBLE GUM	6
#565	BURT	6
#295	Baja sopapilla	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#179	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#77	Bangyomaman battle juice	6
#78	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	6
#1779	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#381	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#367	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#80	Barulio's bottle	6
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#118	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#34	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	6
#24	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	7
#24	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
#113	Battlie Light Saver	6
#163	Beach Buck	6
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#47	Beignet Milgranet	6
#205	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#183	Ben-Gal™ Balm	6
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#930	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#26	Bettie page	6
#15	Bicycle	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#117	Big Punk	1
#332	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#64	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#154	BitterSweetTarts	6
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#56	Bjorn's Hammer	6
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#92	Black Body™ spray	6
#28	Black Hole	6
#508	Black No. 2	6
#14	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	6
#408	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#363	Blatantly Canadian	6
#216	Bling of the New Wave	6
#812	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#426	Blood Light	6
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#26	Bloody Nora	6
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#13	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#98	Bohemian rhapsody	6
#19	Boletus Broletus mushroom	6
#6	Boltsmann ID badge	6
#300	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#1262	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#41	Bordeaux Marteaux	6
#19	Boris's beer	1
#16	Boris's bread	1
#102	Boris's key lime	6
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#526	Boss Bat bling	6
#127	Boss Bat britches	87
#78	Boss Drops	6
#133	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#73	Bowl of Scorpions	6
#75	Bowlet	1
#46	Boxing Day Pass	6
#11	Brain Food Pastaco	6
#93	Bram's choker	1
#37	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	6
#1734	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#13	Breathitin™	6
#37	Bright Water	6
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#57	Bruno's blessing of Mars	6
#39	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#63	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	6
#30	Bustle Hustler	6
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#21	Buttery Knob	6
#95	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#175	CRIMBCOIDS mints	12
#135	CRIMBCOLOAF	16
#128	CSA all-purpose soap	6
#142	CSA bravery badge	6
#121	CSA cheerfulness ration	34
#142	CSA discount card	16
#102	CSA obedience grenade	58
#174	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	6
#26	Caipiranha	6
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#19	Calzone of Legend	1
#150	Camp Scout pup tent	6
#11	Can of Spaghetto	6
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#38	Candicaine	6
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#25	Cement Mixer	6
#22	Centauri fish wine	6
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#21	Chakra Libre	6
#18	Champagne Shimmy	1
#51	Charity's choker	6
#25	Charleston Choo-Choo	6
#12	Charleston shoes	1
#22	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Ched	1
#105	Cheer-Up soda	6
#219	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#36	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	6
#116	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#180	Chester's bag of candy	1
#51	Chester's cutoffs	2
#182	Chester's moustache	1
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#50	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#47	Chinese curse words	6
#60	Choco-Mint patty	6
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#507	Chroner	6
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#29	Chubby and Plump bar	7
#15	Churchill	6
#28	Cinco Mayo Lager	10
#42	Citrus Crush wine cooler	6
#736	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#90	Claybender glasses	6
#16	Climate Colada	6
#136	Cloaca Cola Polar	6
#1185	Cloaca grenade	6
#1206	Cloaca-Cola	6
#554	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#468	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	6
#391	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#386	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#413	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#121	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	6
#210	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#131	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	6
#7	Cobra Bowl	6
#67	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#1071	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#77	Coinspiracy	55
#398	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#9	Cold Fang	1
#627	Cold Hots candy	6
#113	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#194	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
#28	Comet Drop	6
#59	Comet Pop	6
#130	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	6
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#22	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#149	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#16	Cool Brunch Pastaco	3
#23	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	84
#38	Cornbeefadon	3
#89	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	14
#688	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#81	Cracklin' Oat Bran	6
#12	Crazymaker	27
#18	Crepes a la Lune	6
#59	Crimbeau de toilette	6
#507	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	10
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#19	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#439	Crimbo Credit	4
#14	Crimbo Factory surprise box	126
#965	Crimbo candied pecan	6
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#8	Crimbo cookie sheet	97
#52	Crimbo crystal shards	6
#151	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#69	Crimbo food scraps	125
#176	Crimbo fudge	118
#29	Crimbo paste	11
#972	Crimbo peppermint bark	6
#170	Crimbo pie	18
#483	Crimbo salad	2
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#177	Crimbo train emergency brake	7
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#46	Crimbojito	10
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#276	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#94	Crimbosmopolitan	6
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#196	Crimbot battery	4
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#101	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#359	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#16	Crimbow Rainbo	6
#1832	Crimboween memo	3
#101	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#27	Crimbuccaneer breeches	6
#75	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	6
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	6
#158	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	6
#10	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	6
#51	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#79	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	8
#32	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#201	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	6
#84	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#107	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	6
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#74	Crimbuccaneer shirt	6
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2238	Crimbuck	19
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#2452	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#37	Cursed Punch	6
#17	Cycloney	1
#305	D roll	6
#185	DUFRESNE Suds	6
#33	Dad's brandy	6
#1604	Daffy Taffy	6
#29	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	6
#30	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	6
#31	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	6
#30	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	6
#33	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	6
#30	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	7
#28	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	6
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#18	Dark & Starry	8
#22	Das Überkühlraum trading card	5
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#11	Deep Dish of Legend	4
#62	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	6
#60	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	6
#18	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	4
#461	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#200	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#42	Disco 'Fro Pick	22
#24	Disco Banjo	19
#79	Disgeist	1
#28	Dish of Clarified Butter	9
#142	Divine	6
#24	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#330	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#510	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#31	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	6
#130	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	6
#232	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6
#32	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	6
#8	Doc's Fortifying Wine	41
#4	Doc's Limbering Wine	156
🥉	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	62
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#23	Doc's Smartifying Wine	6
#5	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	24
#5	Dogsgotnonoz pills	135
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#56	Dolphin King's crown	64
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#19	Doublepunchplanter	6
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#34	Drac & Tan	6
#28	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#539	Dramatic™ range	1
#234	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	6
#6	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	2
#4	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	6
🥉	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	6
#10	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	6
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#4	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2
#7	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#12	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	6
#6	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2
#14	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#18	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	4
#5	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2
#11	Dressage	1
#10	Drip Institute petri dish	7
#22	Drip harness	1
#28	Driplet	6
#30	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#1531	Drowsy Sword	6
#11	Drunk Uncles holo-record	5
#37	Drunken Astrophysicist	4
#26	Drunken Neurologist	4
#19	Drunken Philosopher	5
#46	Dump Truck	3
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#81	Duskwalker fangs	6
#95	Duskwalker syringe	6
#151	Dust bunny	7
#62	Dweebisol™ inhaler	6
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1671	Dyspepsi-Cola	6
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#433	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#108	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	6
🥇	EMD holo-record	27
#25	Earring of Fire	3
#21	Earth and Firewater	4
#34	Earth, Wind and Firewater	5
#100	Eau de Guaneau	6
#190	Ecto-Cooler	6
#197	Effermint™ tablets	6
#30	Egnaro berry	1
#122	El Sombrero De Lopez	15
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#218	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#8	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	21
#8	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	61
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	32
#5	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	98
#6	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	29
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	18
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	52
#16	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	49
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	83
#11	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	41
#64	Elder Turtle Shell	17
#239	Eldritch snap	1
#6	Electric Punch	11
#116	Elf Army machine parts	6
#259	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#83	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#91	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#73	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#267	Elf Guard MPC	6
#46	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#40	Elf Guard broom	1
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
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#10	To Build an Igloo	1
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#10	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	5
#214	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	6
#213	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	6
#220	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	6
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🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#317	Trollhouse cookies	121
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#28	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#59	Tuesday's ruby	70
#10	Turpin	1
#17	Turtive	1
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#85	Twelve Night Energy	6
#42	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
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#38	UV monocular	4
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
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#156	Ultrasoldier Serum	6
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🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
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#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
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#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
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what items are this player missing?