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sensibleb

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#70	Überraschthexengebräu	6
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#504	"DRINK ME" potion	6
#18	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	6
#88	"KICK ME" sign	6
#71	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	6
#182	"caramel" orange	6
#10	"honey" dipper	6
#75	"meat" stick	6
#300	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
🥈	0	311
🥇	1	6
#95	1,970 carat gold	6
#97	1-ball	86
#32	1.21 jigawatts	6
#25	1/6th Pound Cake	6
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#83	11-leaf clover	6
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#18	17-ball	1
#6	18-picohertz resonator crystal	6
#170	1952 Mickey Mantle card	6
#140	2-ball	56
#35	20-lb can of rice and beans	6
#53	25-meat staff	6
#68	3-ball	136
#645	30669 scroll	6
#828	33398 scroll	6
#554	334 scroll	6
#172	37x37x37 puzzle cube	6
🥇	3d printed server room key	1
#44	4-ball	216
#59	4-d camera	6
#40	4-dimensional fez	6
#246	4-dimensional guitar	6
#50	4:20 bomb	6
#24	5-Alarm Saucepan	15
#58	5-ball	146
#85	5-hour acrimony	6
#72	6-ball	116
#107	64067 scroll	6
#197	668 scroll	6
#418	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#57	7-ball	190
#16	7-inch discus	6
#1423	8-ball	6
#33	8-billed baseball cap	6
#51	8-bit banana	6
#40	9-ball	80
#18	99.44% pure math	6
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#29	A Light that Never Goes Out	6
#61	A muse-bouche	6
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#64	ASCII fu manchu	6
#303	ASCII shirt	6
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#25	Abyssal ember	6
#35	Accordion of Jordion	6
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#19	Aerheads	6
#45	Affirmation Cookie	6
#59	Afternoon Delight	6
#67	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	6
#72	Aggressive Carrot	6
#26	Agitated Turkey	6
#15	Aiolion	1
#17	Aldebaran sardines	6
#178	Alewife™ Ale	6
#9	Alexy sauce	6
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#83	Ambitious Turkey	6
#16	Amnesiac Ale	6
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#11	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	6
#986	Amulet of Yendor	10
#102	Ancient Protector Soda	6
#72	Ancient Saucehelm	18
#150	Angelhair Culottes	7
#1667	Angry Farmer candy	6
#190	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#75	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#9	Arr, M80	35
#38	Arrow (+1)	7
#23	Arrrmetia trading card	6
#33	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	6
#39	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	6
#39	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	6
#34	Artist's Spatula of Despair	6
#33	Artist's Whisk of Misery	6
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#48	Atomic Comic	6
#121	Atomic Pop	6
#27	Aura Libre	6
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#41	AutumnFest ale	6
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#22	Aye Aye	6
#19	Aye Aye, Captain	6
#27	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	6
#46	Azurite	6
#167	BACON	6
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#539	BGE merchandise order form	6
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#27	BOOtonniere	3
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#17	BRICKO bat	6
#431	BRICKO brick	6
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#370	BRICKO eye brick	6
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#9	BRICKO pyramid	6
#38	BRICKO python	1
#65	BRICKO reactor	6
#73	BRICKO stud	6
#14	BRICKO sword	10
#27	BRICKO trunk	4
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#56	BROS Energy Drink	6
#53	BUBBLE GUM	6
#59	BURT	465
#298	Baja sopapilla	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#78	Bangyomaman battle juice	6
#22	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	18
#159	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	58
#209	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	11
#369	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#84	Barulio's bottle	6
#221	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#121	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#35	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	6
#24	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	7
#25	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
#115	Battlie Light Saver	6
#23	Beach Buck	440
#11	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	6
#49	Beignet Milgranet	6
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#183	Ben-Gal™ Balm	6
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#27	Bettie page	6
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#71	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#153	BitterSweetTarts	6
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#23	Bjorn's Hammer	14
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#93	Black Body™ spray	6
#29	Black Hole	6
#509	Black No. 2	6
#16	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	52
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#218	Bling of the New Wave	6
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#426	Blood Light	6
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#28	Bloody Nora	6
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#101	Bohemian rhapsody	6
#22	Boletus Broletus mushroom	6
#8	Boltsmann ID badge	6
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#454	Bonerdagon necklace	26
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#41	Bordeaux Marteaux	6
#22	Boris's beer	1
#16	Boris's bread	2
#103	Boris's key lime	6
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#50	Boss Bat bling	59
#128	Boss Bat britches	87
#79	Boss Drops	6
#136	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#75	Bowl of Scorpions	6
#76	Bowlet	1
#47	Boxing Day Pass	6
#11	Brain Food Pastaco	6
#28	Brandonian footlocker key	86
#37	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	6
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#14	Breathitin™	6
#37	Bright Water	6
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#60	Bruno's blessing of Mars	6
#40	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#68	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	6
#31	Bustle Hustler	6
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#21	Buttery Knob	6
#95	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#176	CRIMBCOIDS mints	12
#135	CRIMBCOLOAF	16
#128	CSA all-purpose soap	6
#141	CSA bravery badge	6
#122	CSA cheerfulness ration	34
#142	CSA discount card	16
#102	CSA obedience grenade	58
#174	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	6
#28	Caipiranha	6
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#149	Camp Scout pup tent	6
#11	Can of Spaghetto	6
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#39	Candicaine	6
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#25	Cement Mixer	6
#23	Centauri fish wine	6
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#22	Chakra Libre	6
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#52	Charity's choker	6
#29	Charleston Choo-Choo	6
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#23	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Ched	1
#106	Cheer-Up soda	6
#220	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#36	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	6
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#30	Chester's moustache	3
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#49	Chinese curse words	6
#63	Choco-Mint patty	6
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#5	Christmas ham	17
#202	Chroner	317
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#29	Chubby and Plump bar	8
#16	Churchill	6
#28	Cinco Mayo Lager	10
#43	Citrus Crush wine cooler	6
#93	Clara's bell	3
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#93	Claybender glasses	6
#16	Climate Colada	6
#135	Cloaca Cola Polar	6
#1190	Cloaca grenade	6
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#470	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	6
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#385	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#121	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	6
#122	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#132	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	6
#9	Cobra Bowl	6
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#121	Codpiece of the Goblin King	45
#53	Coinspiracy	266
#38	Colander of Em-er'il	21
#9	Cold Fang	1
#630	Cold Hots candy	6
#115	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#195	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
#28	Comet Drop	6
#16	Comet Pop	112
#130	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	6
#4	Conspiracy™ mascara	2
#26	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#151	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#12	Cool Brunch Pastaco	6
#23	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	84
#37	Cornbeefadon	3
#89	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	14
#690	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#58	Covert Ops for Kids	2
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#82	Cracklin' Oat Bran	6
#13	Crazymaker	27
#18	Crepes a la Lune	6
#60	Crimbeau de toilette	6
#249	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#20	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#14	Crimbo Factory surprise box	126
#919	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#8	Crimbo cookie sheet	97
#54	Crimbo crystal shards	6
#109	Crimbo dinner	3
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#65	Crimbo food scraps	143
#176	Crimbo fudge	120
#44	Crimbo paste	6
#779	Crimbo peppermint bark	10
#171	Crimbo pie	18
#29	Crimbo salad	16
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#182	Crimbo train emergency brake	7
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#46	Crimbojito	10
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#279	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#98	Crimbosmopolitan	6
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#196	Crimbot battery	4
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#101	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#359	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#18	Crimbow Rainbo	6
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#103	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#28	Crimbuccaneer breeches	6
#84	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	6
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	6
#187	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	6
#12	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	6
#59	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	8
#36	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#171	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	29
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#120	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	6
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer shirt	6
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#138	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#1756	Crimbuck	90
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#2459	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#39	Cursed Punch	6
#17	Cycloney	1
#305	D roll	6
#187	DUFRESNE Suds	6
#36	Dad's brandy	6
#1603	Daffy Taffy	6
#30	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	7
#32	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	6
#33	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	6
#32	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	6
#36	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	6
#32	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	7
#30	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	6
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#18	Dark & Starry	8
#21	Das Überkühlraum trading card	5
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#9	Deep Dish of Legend	5
#60	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	6
#65	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	6
#18	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	4
#463	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#200	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#44	Disco 'Fro Pick	22
#24	Disco Banjo	19
#79	Disgeist	1
#28	Dish of Clarified Butter	9
#143	Divine	6
#27	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#330	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#31	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	6
#130	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	6
#230	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6
#33	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	6
🥇	Doc's Fortifying Wine	392
🥉	Doc's Limbering Wine	256
🥉	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	124
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#24	Doc's Smartifying Wine	6
#5	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	24
#5	Dogsgotnonoz pills	172
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#56	Dolphin King's crown	64
#635	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#22	Doublepunchplanter	6
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#35	Drac & Tan	6
#27	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#238	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	6
#6	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	2
#4	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	7
🥈	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	20
#10	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	27
#4	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2
#6	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	5
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#12	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	6
#7	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2
#5	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	11
#18	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	4
#6	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2
#11	Dressage	1
#10	Drip Institute petri dish	7
#15	Drip harness	2
🥈	Driplet	354
#32	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#35	Drowsy Sword	266
#11	Drunk Uncles holo-record	5
#37	Drunken Astrophysicist	4
#26	Drunken Neurologist	4
#22	Drunken Philosopher	5
#28	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	1
#47	Dump Truck	3
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#83	Duskwalker fangs	6
#99	Duskwalker syringe	6
#153	Dust bunny	8
#63	Dweebisol™ inhaler	6
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#1670	Dyspepsi-Cola	6
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#436	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#107	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	6
🥇	EMD holo-record	36
#24	Earring of Fire	3
#22	Earth and Firewater	4
#34	Earth, Wind and Firewater	5
#28	Easter eggnog	4
#4	Easter grasshopper	23
#101	Eau de Guaneau	6
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#198	Effermint™ tablets	6
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#124	El Sombrero De Lopez	15
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#36	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#142	El Vibrato power sphere	10
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	106
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	436
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	506
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	226
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#78	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
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🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
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