Museum :: jcrkk

jcrkk

Rank	Item	Quantity
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1119	1-ball	2
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1050	2-ball	2
#78	25-meat staff	2
#1081	3-ball	2
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1082	33398 scroll	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#889	4-ball	3
#103	4-d camera	2
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#34	4:20 bomb	11
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1077	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#190	64067 scroll	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#455	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#1116	7-ball	2
#25	7-inch discus	2
#1975	8-ball	2
#401	9-ball	2
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#661	A. W. O. L. commendation	5
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#8	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	2
#36	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#41	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#33	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	2
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#205	Alice's Army Guard	2
#205	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#162	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#143	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	6
#74	Alice's Army Martyr	4
#176	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#184	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#177	Alice's Army Page	3
#182	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#74	Alice's Army Sniper	4
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#174	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#186	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#357	Amulet of Yendor	64
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1616	Angry Farmer candy	7
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#183	BGE shotglass	30
#93	BGE temporary tattoo	8
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#137	BRICKO brick	2,259
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#14	BRICKO egg	2
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#355	BRICKO eye brick	8
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#40	BRICKO ooze	2
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#19	BRICKO pyramid	2
#21	BRICKO python	2
#95	BRICKO reactor	2
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#29	Ben-Gal™ Balm	951
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#237	Black No. 2	30
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#424	Blatantly Canadian	4
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#528	Blood Light	2
#50	Bohemian rhapsody	19
#9	Bone's Farm "wine"	83
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#74	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#55	Bright Water	2
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1033	CRIMBCO mug	8
#1197	CRIMBCO scrip	30
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#35	CRIMBCOLOAF	46
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#24	Climate Colada	2
#535	Cloaca grenade	28
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#208	Cold Hots candy	47
🥈	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	595
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#53	Comet Drop	2
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#869	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#54	Crimbo paste	2
#870	Crimbo peppermint bark	8
#94	Crimbo pie	42
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#74	Crimbojito	4
#35	Crimbough	2
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#1084	Crimbuck	527
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#143	Divine	6
#213	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	15
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#185	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	9
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#30	Dogsgotnonoz pills	13
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#602	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	7
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#204	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#270	Elmley shades	3
#33	Elron's Explosive Etude	3
#44	Elvish delight	12
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#1051	Ent cider	2
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#110	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	8
#915	Feynman gate	9
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#445	Frat Army FGF	2
#100	Frogade	6
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#151	GOTO	2
#512	Gaia beads	2
#266	Game Grid ticket	2
#236	Game Grid token	2
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#57	Gin Mint	3
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#141	Gnollish flyswatter	23
#126	Gnollish pie server	16
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#111	Gnollish slotted spoon	19
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#919	Go-Wassail	4
#45	Golden Mean	2
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#21	Greatest American Pants	2
#54	Green Giant	2
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#105	Gummy Brains	4
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#168	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	11
#100	Hatorade	2
#542	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#118	Hell broth	2
#340	Hell ramen	8
#64	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	3
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#13	Hollandaise helmet	1,877
#76	Humanitini	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1795	Imp Ale	2
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#19	Jawmaster 2000™	2
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#44	Kiss the Knob apron	3
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#81	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	2
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#161	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#22	Knob Goblin learning pill	101
#469	Knob Goblin love potion	18
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#76	Knob Goblin melon baller	54
#172	Knob Goblin nasal spray	2
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#119	Knob Goblin scimitar	134
#297	Knob Goblin seltzer	53
#104	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#253	Knob Goblin spatula	42
#469	Knob Goblin steroids	13
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#220	Knob Goblin superseltzer	35
#226	Knob Goblin tongs	82
#259	Knob Goblin visor	25
#50	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	7
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#4	Knob mushroom	24,718
#191	Knob nuts	2
#217	Knob pasty	2
#237	Knob sausage	26
🥈	Knob sausage stir-fry	2,232
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#4	Knob stir-fry	529
#122	Knob stroganoff	3
#127	Knob stuffed shells	12
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#5	Knoll mushroom	6,421
#90	Knoll shroomkabob	19
#13	Knoll stir-fry	70
#238	LED block	6
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#17	Libram of Resolutions	2
🥇	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	1
🥇	Loathing Legion necktie	1
#121	Lobos Mints	2
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#784	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	4
#196	Lucky Surprise Egg	44
#64	Lumineux Limnio	2
#1042	M-242	2
#23	MSG	169
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#253	Mae West	2
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#31	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#295	Manetwich	2
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#325	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#48	Meat detector	10
#72	Meat maid	3
#111	Meat maid body	2
#1000	Meleegra™ pills	2
#83	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#104	Mer-kin hidepaint	3
#123	Mer-kin hookspear	3
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#32	Mer-kin paste	2
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#91	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
#83	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#125	Mer-kin thingpouch	3
#278	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#97	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,208
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#56	Miniborg hiveminder	7
#63	Miniborg laser	9
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#55	Miniborg strangler	10
#26	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	2
#67	Mint Yulep	2
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#68	Mohawk wig	223
#131	Mon Tiki	12
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#36	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	5
#81	Morto Moreto	2
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2452	Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#17	Ms. Accessory	2
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#69	Muschat	2
#54	ND	9
#33	NG	81
#568	NPZR chemistry set	2
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#117	Necbro wafers	2
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#147	Neuromancer	6
#112	New Cloaca-Cola	2
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#343	Nightstalker perfume	3
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#121	Nuclear Blastball	21
#350	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#21	Operation Patriot Shield	2
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#81	Orcish meat locker	7
#555	PADL Phone	2
#12	PVC staff	2
#203	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2
#160	Pain Dip	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#375	Penultimate Fantasy chest	44
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#196	Piddles	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#350	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	4
#354	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#461	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	3
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#490	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#164	Polka Pop	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#46	Rainbow's Gravity	4
#869	Ram's Face Lager	2
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#59	Red Dwarf	2
#128	Red Pill	3
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#196	Regular Cloaca Cola	7
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#1358	Rock Pops	27
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#204	Roo trading card	1
#62	Russian Ice	7
#125	S.A.V.E. flyer	2
#10	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	2
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#183	SPF 451 lip balm	13
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#47	Salsa de las Epocas	2
#40	Sangria de Menthe	3
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#53	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	2
#33	Senior Mints	9,282
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#21	Single Alice's Army Foil	2
#87	Skullhead's Screw	2
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#73	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#24	Small Medium	2
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#400	Spam Witch sammich	83
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
🥈	Spooky Putty snake	1
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#91	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	11
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
🥉	Staff of Queso Escusado	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
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#54	two-handed depthsword	4
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#14	vinyl boots	2
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#59	vitachoconutriment capsule	54
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#65	wasabi pocky	3
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#20	white chocolate and tomato pizza	346
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#46	wiffle-flail	2
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#804	wind-up chattering teeth	35
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#48	windchimes	343
#62	wine spritzer	21
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#58	witch hat	11
#376	witty rapier	5
#28	wizard action figure	2
#73	wok lobster	2
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#44	wriggling tentacle	2
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#37	yak toupee	3
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#703	yeti fur	90
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#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#30	zen motorcycle	2
#117	zmobie	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 394,576 items total!

what items are this player missing?