| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #195 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #25 | 7-inch discus | 2 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #75 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 73 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #217 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #630 | BURT | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #511 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 23 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #167 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 16 |
| #187 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 6 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #51 | Blood Light | 59 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #134 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 13 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1700 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #78 | Corpse Island iced tea | 55 |
| #188 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbo candied pecan | 70 |
| #220 | Crimbo fudge | 78 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 73 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #328 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #254 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #5 | El Vibrato translator | 3 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #44 | Ellsbury's skull | 2 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1272 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #4 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 2 |
| #119 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #64 | Frost™ brand sword | 2 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #441 | Gaia beads | 3 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #633 | Gnollish flyswatter | 2 |
| #474 | Gnollish pie server | 2 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #579 | Gnollish plunger | 2 |
| #486 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 2 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #642 | Go-Wassail | 19 |
| #765 | Goodfella contract | 7 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #68 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 86 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #84 | Jefferson wings | 2 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #460 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #176 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 2 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #459 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 2 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #632 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #963 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #148 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #135 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #172 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 3 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hookspear | 2 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #75 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin waistrope | 2 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Bropane | 3 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #681 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #774 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 4 |
| #864 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #743 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #225 | Mr. Haggis | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #66 | Murderer's Punch | 2 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #245 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #154 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #544 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #696 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #194 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 4 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #446 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #487 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #197 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 4 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 5 |
| #575 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #307 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 7 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #61 | Red Pill | 6 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #22 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 3 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #47 | Salsa de las Epocas | 2 |
| #102 | Saturday Night Special | 2 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #45 | Silver Bullet beer | 43 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #86 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 2 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #142 | The Cooler Out of Space | 21 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #609 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 19 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 18 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #271 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #50 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #117 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 2 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #613 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 11 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #165 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #5 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 2 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #158 | ancient ice cream scoop | 2 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #78 | angry inch | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #773 | antique spear | 2 |
| #34 | archaeologing shovel | 3 |
| #18 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #554 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #177 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1747 | badass belt | 31 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #203 | balloon sword | 2 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #93 | balsa plank | 1 |
| #121 | bamboo bokuto | 2 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #57 | bar whip | 2 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #306 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #11 | bark bracelet | 3 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #78 | basic meat spork | 2 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #47 | bat whip | 2 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #153 | beach glass necklace | 3 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #101 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #465 | beer bong | 2 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #149 | beer goggles | 3 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #120 | beertini | 18 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #85 | bejeweled accordion strap | 3 |
| #212 | bejeweled cufflinks | 20 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #15 | bezoar ring | 3 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #81 | big bundle of chamoix | 4 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #775 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #21 | bite-me-red lipstick | 514 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #96 | black blade | 2 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #571 | black sword | 2 |
| #105 | black tear | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #43 | blammer | 2 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #76 | blob of wood glue | 1 |
| #478 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #117 | blowdart | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #123 | blue shell | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #24 | bone crusher | 2 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #488 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #23 | bonerang | 2 |
| #22 | boning knife | 2 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #391 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
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| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
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| #77 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
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| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
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| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
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| #24 | celestial au jus | 1 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #30 | celestial olive oil | 1 |
| #30 | celestial squid ink | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
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| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
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| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
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| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
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| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
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| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #198 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
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| #76 | chlorine crystal | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
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| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #155 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
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| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #37 | clock-cleaning hammer | 2 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
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| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #120 | clownskin belt | 3 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #172 | club necklace | 28 |
| #14 | club of corruption | 2 |
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| #185 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #204 | cob of corn | 1 |
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| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
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| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #247 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #359 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #55 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #165 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #68 | comb jelly | 2 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #157 | compression stocking | 3 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #129 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #169 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #36 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #224 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #389 | corn holder | 2 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #74 | corpse on the beach | 57 |
| #101 | corpsebite | 3 |
| #59 | corpsedriver | 65 |
| #75 | corpsetini | 54 |
| #138 | correction fluid | 5 |
| #22 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 2 |
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| #63 | corrupted data | 375 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #259 | costume sword | 2 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #142 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #168 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #92 | cranberry schnapps | 5 |
| #268 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #136 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #104 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #53 | curdflinger | 2 |
| #299 | curmudgel | 2 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #27 | cursed cutlass | 2 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #19 | decaying wooden paddle | 1 |
| #23 | decaying wooden pole | 1 |
| #272 | decent brain | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #89 | deep six-shooter | 2 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #51 | demon whip | 2 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1264 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #369 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #40 | dethklok | 3 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #168 | diamond necklace | 27 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #316 | disbelief suspenders | 3 |
| #1650 | disco ball | 2 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
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| #228 | dishrag | 2 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #94 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #132 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #286 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 3 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #221 | double-barreled sling | 2 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #297 | dreadlock whip | 2 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #55 | dripping meat sword | 2 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #304 | drum of pomade | 3 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #291 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
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| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
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| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
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| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #152 | dusty right ninth rib | 3 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #611 | eXtreme mittens | 3 |
| #95 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #1240 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #71 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #101 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #228 | eggbeater | 2 |
| #223 | eggnog | 82 |
| #106 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #86 | electric crutch | 2 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #105 | elegant nightstick | 2 |
| #57 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #36 | elven limbos gingerbread | 201 |
| #275 | elven cellocello | 40 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #56 | elven moonshine | 131 |
| #146 | elven socks | 26 |
| #198 | elven suicide capsule | 46 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #121 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #305 | enormous hoop earring | 3 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #75 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #99 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #263 | evil googly eye | 16 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #163 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #191 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #290 | fancy chocolate car | 11 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #147 | fancy opera glasses | 28 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #649 | felt | 14 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #132 | festive holiday hat | 27 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #737 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #117 | fiery wing | 80 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #24 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 3 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #487 | filthy pestle | 2 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #234 | finger cymbals | 2 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #164 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #48 | fish scimitar | 2 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #49 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #104 | fistful of ashes | 53 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #55 | flaming cardboard sword | 2 |
| #811 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #18 | flaming nose | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #121 | fleetwood chain | 2 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #44 | fluorescent lightbulb | 2 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #293 | foam noodle | 3 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #67 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #58 | forbidden sausage | 6 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #111 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #164 | freshwater pearl necklace | 3 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #144 | frost-rimed seal hide | 3 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #65 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #56 | frozen seal spine | 2 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #24 | fudge pocket square | 3 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #81 | funhouse mirror | 11 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #118 | funny bone | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #24 | furry green earmuffs | 3 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #146 | fustulent seal grulch | 2 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #282 | garish pinky ring | 16 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #131 | gatorskin umbrella | 2 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #131 | ghost key | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #124 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #93 | ghost trap | 21 |
| #64 | ghostly body paint | 60 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #131 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 2 |
| #293 | giant cactus quill | 2 |
| #160 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #221 | giant designer sunglasses | 20 |
| #34 | giant diamond ring | 3 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #453 | giant foam finger | 2 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #109 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #152 | giant safety pin | 2 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #411 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #89 | gingerbread robot | 7 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #35 | glacial clock | 3 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #236 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #872 | glowing red eye | 3 |
| #117 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #98 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #73 | gnatwing earring | 3 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #98 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 3 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #429 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #70 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #657 | googly eye | 20 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #231 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #42 | grass whistle | 2 |
| #328 | grassy cutlass | 2 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #728 | gray bow tie | 8 |
| #63 | grease gun | 2 |
| #72 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #199 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #99 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #24 | gummi bowtie | 3 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #139 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #184 | haggis-infused soap | 2 |
| #242 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #77 | hair of the calf | 3 |
| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #246 | halfberd | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #53 | hamethyst earring | 3 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #31 | hammerus | 2 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #321 | handful of honey | 6 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #506 | happiness | 2 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #86 | head mirror | 2 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #289 | heart necklace | 21 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #730 | hemp string | 3 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #69 | herbal stuffing | 80 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #135 | herringcello | 57 |
| #103 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #89 | hippo whip | 2 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #250 | hippy bongo | 2 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #53 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #178 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #383 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #478 | huge spoon | 2 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #111 | ice harvest | 1 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #61 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #75 | illegal firecracker | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #260 | imp unity ring | 7 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #297 | infernal fife | 2 |
| #547 | infernal insoles | 3 |
| #48 | infernal toilet brush | 2 |
| #345 | inflatable duck | 3 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #110 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #71 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #87 | invisibility potion | 6 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1375 | ion grid | 4 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #570 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #66 | irresistibility potion | 7 |
| #61 | irritability potion | 7 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #227 | jack flapper | 2 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #292 | jawbruiser | 8 |
| #121 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #660 | jerky coins | 20 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #80 | jigsaw blade | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #71 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #82 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #66 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #79 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #153 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #17 | junk band | 3 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #93 | junk yard | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #79 | keel-haulin' knife | 2 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #290 | knob bugle | 2 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #28 | knobby kneepads | 3 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #81 | knuckle sandwich | 302 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #55 | ladle of mystery | 3 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
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| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| #72 | nugget of sodium | 1 |
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| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #154 | one pill | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
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| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
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| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
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| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
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| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
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| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
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| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
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| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
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| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
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| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
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| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
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| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #195 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
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| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
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| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #80 | ph balancer | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
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| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
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| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
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| #196 | pill cup | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
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| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
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| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
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| #38 | pixel boomerang | 2 |
| #19 | pixel chain whip | 2 |
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| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
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| #41 | pixel whip | 2 |
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| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
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| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #327 | pointed stick | 2 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #72 | popcorn | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
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| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
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| #66 | potato pistol | 2 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #118 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
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| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
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| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #24 | pottery yo-yo | 2 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #155 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #44 | press-on ribs | 106 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
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| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #16 | pulled porquoise earring | 3 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
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| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
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| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #124 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #199 | pygmy spear | 2 |
| #8 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 2 |
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| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #80 | ratarang | 2 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #45 | rattail whip | 2 |
| #422 | rave whistle | 2 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #461 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #92 | red badge | 1 |
| #134 | red blood cells | 1 |
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| #160 | red box | 1 |
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| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
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| #125 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
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| #170 | sweet roll Alabama | 1 |
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| #188 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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