Museum :: Dita of the Motley

Dita of the Motley

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#333	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#911	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#1215	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#980	Crimboween memo	11
#2944	Crimbuck	4
#1656	Crown of the Goblin King	12
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#1823	Drowsy Sword	4
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#373	Goodfella contract	79
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#873	Instant Karma	3
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#20	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	56
#669	LED block	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#950	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	27
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#612	PADL Phone	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#652	Red Rover BB gun	2
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#629	Summer Nights	2
#47	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#700	Valentine	25
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#80	attention spanner	2
#1544	baby killer bee	2
#1605	badass belt	34
#59	badger badge	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#381	big boom	1
#460	bit of clingfilm	9
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#258	black spot	3
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#827	blue class ring	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#160	blue plastic baby	2
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#256	blueberry-frosted king cake	5
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#213	bone collar	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#4350	box of sunshine	11
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2708	brick	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#1627	buckyball	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#489	can of Binarrrca	19
#555	can of Swiller	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#1783	candy stake	4
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#997	cheap toaster	2
#206	chintzy saucepan earring	4
#576	chloroform rag	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#1978	club necklace	3
#716	comfy coffin	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#75	diamond-studded fronts	4
#597	didgeridooka	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1312	dollhive	2
#1370	drywall axe	4
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#43	dusty animal skull	2
#724	dusty bottle of Marsala	7
#749	dusty bottle of Merlot	7
#865	dusty bottle of Muscat	3
#798	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	5
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#768	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	5
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#209	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#293	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#299	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#300	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#201	dusty right fourth rib	2
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#190	dusty right ninth rib	2
#288	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#286	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#287	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#582	easter egg balloon	41
#1358	elven limbos gingerbread	4
#311	elven cellocello	38
#537	elven moonshine	19
#855	elven socks	4
#279	elven suicide capsule	39
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#185	eye-pod	3
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#121	false eyelashes	5
#270	fancy but probably evil chocolate	19
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#2392	felt	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#736	fetid feather	1
#323	figurine of a charred seal	10
#553	figurine of a cold seal	8
#59	figurine of a cute baby seal	7
#478	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#153	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	9
#70	figurine of an ancient seal	16
#60	figurine of an armored seal	8
#527	filthy poultice	1
#529	fire poi	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#101	flaming glowsticks	5
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#204	floorboard cruft	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#323	frat brats	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#235	frigid mote	3
#810	frozen feather	1
#99	funky brass fez	3
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1658	fuzzy dice	4
#661	gas balloon	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#1121	giant pinky ring	10
#501	gingerbread bugbear	47
#702	gingerbread horror	9
#214	gingerbread house	3
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#2028	golden ring	37
#115	golden twig	2
#2658	googly eye	1
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#1029	green clay bead	1
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#594	gremlin juice	1
#1379	handful of confetti	28
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#926	heart necklace	8
#1397	heart of the volcano	2
#599	heart-shaped balloon	8
#385	henna face paint	1
#246	herringcello	40
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#178	hot pink lipstick	5
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#37	iced-out bling	12
#105	imbued seal-blubber candle	4
#1919	immense cyborg hand	2
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#219	interesting-looking twig	5
#421	invisible bag	2
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1395	irradiated candy cane	4
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#358	jazz soap	84
#505	keg shield	1
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#615	killer rag doll	4
#726	killing feather	51
#367	knob bugle	1
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#626	knuckle sandwich	31
#2828	laser-broiled pear	4
#1124	lead necklace	2
#116	lewd playing card	20
#94	limburger biker boots	5
#510	live wire	2
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#138	lotion of coldness	5
#169	lotion of hotness	3
#155	lotion of sleaziness	4
#168	lotion of spookiness	3
#159	lotion of stench	3
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#598	lucky rabbit's foot	11
#264	magnifying glass	2
#579	many-eyed glasses	2
#160	marshmallow	212
#180	massive sitar	1
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#498	meat engine	1
#42	meat st‰¿bing club	83
#157	meatcar model	4
#629	megatofu	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#103	menorette	3
#60	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	11
#85	miniature dormouse	2
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#313	mixed wildflower greens	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#1099	monomolecular yo-yo	17
#364	moonglasses	1
#490	mulled cider	1
#204	mummy costume	36
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#295	nanite-infested candy cane	55
#1414	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#1038	nanofiber cloth	2
#492	natural fennel soda	1
#364	night-vision goggles	5
#673	obsidian dagger	27
#34	old school Mafia knicke½æ	12
#1187	oozenog	4
#435	orange peel hat	1
#740	oversized fish scaler	7
#618	oversized pipe	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#323	pair of bolt cutters	8
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#341	passable elf mask	11
#378	patchouli oil bomb	1
#434	penguin focaccia bread	31
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#173	personalized coffee mug	430
#2716	pet rock	1
#1193	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	8
#1616	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	3
#106	petrified noodles	1
#898	petrified wood	1
#162	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	5
#704	pile of dusty animal bones	1
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#1003	pink clay bead	1
#256	pink plastic baby	2
#242	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#202	pocketwatch on a chain	11
#257	poison pen	6
#1184	pool cue	1
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#420	possessed top	13
#200	potato sprout	10
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#438	prismatic wad	1
#265	prosthetic forehead	6
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#778	purple clay bead	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#534	razor-tipped yo-yo	15
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#1022	red class ring	1
#212	red plastic baby	2
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#118	rhesus monkey	7
#403	ribbon candy	1
#467	roasted marshmallow	59
#739	rogue swarmer	62
#388	round green sunglasses	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#2723	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#2767	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#1022	rusty chain necklace	1
#745	sake bomb	1
#379	sausage bomb	1
#855	sawblade fragment	53
#640	sawblade shield	3
#392	seal-blubber candle	3
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#212	shimmering rainbow sand	2
#410	shiny hood ornament	1
#1883	shiny ring	6
#57	shock collar	12
#203	silver shrimp fork	11
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#387	skewer-mounted razor blade	2
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#145	slime convention pin	1
#188	slime convention t-shirt	1
#383	small leather glove	2
#1014	smart skull	1
#113	smile-sharpening stone	2
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#1976	spade necklace	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1480	spectre scepter	18
#1069	spooky bark	1
#183	spooky bindle	5
#1368	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#3326	spooky eggnog	1
#1891	spooky length of string	1
#937	spooky sap	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#487	stained mattress	2
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#224	string of Crimbo lights	3
#1728	string of blue beads	4
#1746	string of green beads	4
#2011	string of red beads	2
#2228	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	9
#3136	stuffed Cheshire bitten	14
#3539	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	12
#2299	stuffed Meat	8
#488	stuffed alien blob	13
#6273	stuffed angry cow	4
#3763	stuffed astral badger	11
#4051	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#2711	stuffed cocoabo	17
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#1538	stuffed doppelshifter	5
#4624	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	8
#3804	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	11
#952	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1479	stuffed gray blob	8
#4903	stuffed hand turkey	7
#1351	stuffed key	26
#5307	stuffed mind flayer	6
#2195	stuffed mink	9
#2391	stuffed monocle	7
#942	stuffed ninja snowman	3
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#4050	stuffed scary death orb	10
#3953	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#4936	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	7
#4403	stuffed snowy owl	8
#2920	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	16
#2369	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#3358	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	13
#2144	stuffed teddy butler	10
#2237	stuffed tin of caviar	9
#1485	stuffed treasure chest	20
#4594	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	8
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#1034	stuffing	8
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#367	sucky decal	5
#1224	sunken chest	1
#207	superamplified boom box	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#177	targeting chip	4
#51	tasteful black bow tie	2
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#610	tequila grenade	1
#1434	theoretical string	1
#536	thistle wine	1
#210	throwing wrench	13
🥇	time sleigh	1
#79	tiny Mountie hat	7
#157	tiny balloon knife	5
#102	tiny bust of Pallas	1
#201	tiny knife and fork	3
#144	tiny maracas	6
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#836	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#2168	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#2170	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#2055	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#2058	tiny plastic The Man	2
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#952	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#2689	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#2797	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#973	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6098	tiny plastic grue	2
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#6076	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#2789	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#343	tiny shaker of salt	7
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#290	towel	38
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#334	toy deathbot	3
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#976	toy jet pack	6
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1282	toy mercenary	3
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#1384	toy train	1
#718	tree-eating kite	40
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#165	tube sock	3
#60	tuning fork	4
#673	turtle pheromones	1
#1790	turtle totem	1
#196	turtle wax	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#289	turtlemail bits	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#2305	unstable DNA	1
#748	unstable laser battery	53
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#510	war tongs	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#1147	wheel	2
#1032	white class ring	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#615	witch hat	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#34	woolen cravat	2
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#845	wrench bracelet	2
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1803	yo	2
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 3,619 items total!

what items are this player missing?