Museum :: Dita of the Motley

Dita of the Motley

Rank	Item	Quantity
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#407	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#327	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#909	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#811	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2382	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#883	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#1213	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#239	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#981	Crimboween memo	11
#2941	Crimbuck	4
#1652	Crown of the Goblin King	12
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#1819	Drowsy Sword	4
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#254	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#701	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#374	Goodfella contract	79
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#346	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#862	Instant Karma	3
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#20	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	56
#669	LED block	1
#1062	Let Me Be!	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#948	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	27
#1562	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#528	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1567	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1267	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#303	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#611	PADL Phone	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#170	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#654	Red Rover BB gun	2
#1607	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#613	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#1450	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#626	Summer Nights	2
#47	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#611	Travels with Jerry	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#699	Valentine	25
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1169	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#846	annoying pitchfork	2
#258	ant sickle	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#431	asbestos apron	1
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#80	attention spanner	2
#1539	baby killer bee	2
#1605	badass belt	34
#59	badger badge	3
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#1146	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2122	barrrnacle	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#225	battered hubcap	1
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#966	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#669	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#687	beholed bedsheet	1
#744	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#381	big boom	1
#462	bit of clingfilm	9
#2562	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#256	black spot	3
#2664	black striped oyster egg	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#820	blue class ring	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#159	blue plastic baby	2
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#256	blueberry-frosted king cake	5
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#212	bone collar	1
#622	borg sock monkey	2
#5030	bottle of goofballs	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#4349	box of sunshine	11
#453	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#250	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2704	brick	1
#1271	broken skull	1
#283	brown plastic baby	2
#1626	buckyball	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#591	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#484	can of Binarrrca	19
#553	can of Swiller	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2873	candied yams	1
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1032	candy knuckles	3
#1783	candy stake	4
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#997	cheap toaster	2
#204	chintzy saucepan earring	4
#575	chloroform rag	1
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#1980	club necklace	3
#717	comfy coffin	1
#879	commemorative war stein	1
#649	communications windchimes	1
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#112	crotchety pants	1
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#599	cup of infinite pencils	1
#594	cyborg doll	2
#538	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#75	diamond-studded fronts	4
#595	didgeridooka	1
#226	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#583	distressed denim pants	1
#1311	dollhive	2
#1369	drywall axe	4
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#43	dusty animal skull	2
#723	dusty bottle of Marsala	7
#748	dusty bottle of Merlot	7
#864	dusty bottle of Muscat	3
#797	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	5
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#767	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	5
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#209	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#291	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#302	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#289	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#301	dusty left first rib	1
#295	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#292	dusty left kneecap	1
#309	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#298	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#321	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#302	dusty left third rear claw	1
#305	dusty left third rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#298	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#288	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#300	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#200	dusty right fourth rib	2
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#190	dusty right ninth rib	2
#288	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#306	dusty right thumb	1
#291	dusty right tibia	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#287	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#286	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#287	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#582	easter egg balloon	41
#1358	elven limbos gingerbread	4
#308	elven cellocello	38
#538	elven moonshine	19
#854	elven socks	4
#278	elven suicide capsule	39
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#1114	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2196	evil teddy bear	2
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#741	extra-greasy slider	1
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#185	eye-pod	3
#1945	facsimile dictionary	1
#121	false eyelashes	5
#271	fancy but probably evil chocolate	19
#568	fancy seashell necklace	1
#2393	felt	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#736	fetid feather	1
#325	figurine of a charred seal	10
#552	figurine of a cold seal	8
#58	figurine of a cute baby seal	7
#478	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#151	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	9
#69	figurine of an ancient seal	16
#60	figurine of an armored seal	8
#527	filthy poultice	1
#529	fire poi	1
#497	flamin' bindle	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#101	flaming glowsticks	5
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#203	floorboard cruft	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#324	frat brats	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#561	frigid air mattress	1
#236	frigid mote	3
#810	frozen feather	1
#99	funky brass fez	3
#781	funky dried mushroom	1
#539	furniture dolly	1
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#659	gas balloon	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#1639	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1518	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#1119	giant pinky ring	10
#502	gingerbread bugbear	47
#700	gingerbread horror	9
#215	gingerbread house	3
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#2029	golden ring	37
#115	golden twig	2
#2658	googly eye	1
#880	goth kid t-shirt	2
#1023	green clay bead	1
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#1372	handful of confetti	28
#459	handful of walnuts	1
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#926	heart necklace	8
#1388	heart of the volcano	2
#599	heart-shaped balloon	8
#384	henna face paint	1
#245	herringcello	40
#548	hippy medical kit	1
#576	hippy protest button	1
#177	hot pink lipstick	5
#1027	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#728	hypodermic needle	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#37	iced-out bling	12
#105	imbued seal-blubber candle	4
#1922	immense cyborg hand	2
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#220	interesting-looking twig	5
#419	invisible bag	2
#1082	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1294	jar of swamp gas	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#357	jazz soap	84
#504	keg shield	1
#528	kick-ass kicks	1
#614	killer rag doll	4
#726	killing feather	51
#367	knob bugle	1
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#626	knuckle sandwich	31
#2830	laser-broiled pear	4
#1123	lead necklace	2
#115	lewd playing card	20
#93	limburger biker boots	5
#510	live wire	2
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#138	lotion of coldness	5
#169	lotion of hotness	3
#155	lotion of sleaziness	4
#168	lotion of spookiness	3
#159	lotion of stench	3
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#597	lucky rabbit's foot	11
#264	magnifying glass	2
#579	many-eyed glasses	2
#159	marshmallow	212
#180	massive sitar	1
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#498	meat engine	1
#43	meat st‰¿bing club	83
#157	meatcar model	4
#629	megatofu	1
#478	melted Jell-o shot	1
#103	menorette	3
#60	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	11
#86	miniature dormouse	2
#109	misfit dolly	1
#105	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#312	mixed wildflower greens	1
#587	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#1099	monomolecular yo-yo	17
#364	moonglasses	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#204	mummy costume	36
#1681	mylar scout drone	1
#294	nanite-infested candy cane	55
#1412	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1965	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#1476	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#1038	nanofiber cloth	2
#493	natural fennel soda	1
#364	night-vision goggles	5
#673	obsidian dagger	27
#34	old school Mafia knicke½æ	12
#1187	oozenog	4
#434	orange peel hat	1
#741	oversized fish scaler	7
#617	oversized pipe	1
#1887	oyster basket	1
#323	pair of bolt cutters	8
#445	panty raider camouflage	1
#364	parasitic claw	1
#229	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#341	passable elf mask	11
#378	patchouli oil bomb	1
#434	penguin focaccia bread	31
#609	perforated battle paddle	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#172	personalized coffee mug	430
#2714	pet rock	1
#1194	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	8
#1618	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	3
#106	petrified noodles	1
#900	petrified wood	1
#160	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	5
#701	pile of dusty animal bones	1
#169	pile of loose snow	1
#998	pink clay bead	1
#256	pink plastic baby	2
#243	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#202	pocketwatch on a chain	11
#257	poison pen	6
#1185	pool cue	1
#1434	portable corkscrew	1
#420	possessed top	13
#198	potato sprout	10
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#440	prismatic wad	1
#265	prosthetic forehead	6
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#773	purple clay bead	1
#1069	quantum polarity inducer	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#534	razor-tipped yo-yo	15
#1723	really dense meat stack	1
#1006	recursive spline reticulator	1
#1012	red class ring	1
#211	red plastic baby	2
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#1109	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#118	rhesus monkey	7
#401	ribbon candy	1
#467	roasted marshmallow	59
#739	rogue swarmer	62
#386	round green sunglasses	1
#635	round purple sunglasses	1
#2720	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#2765	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#1023	rusty chain necklace	1
#745	sake bomb	1
#378	sausage bomb	1
#855	sawblade fragment	53
#643	sawblade shield	3
#393	seal-blubber candle	3
#1089	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#212	shimmering rainbow sand	2
#410	shiny hood ornament	1
#1883	shiny ring	6
#57	shock collar	12
#203	silver shrimp fork	11
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#387	skewer-mounted razor blade	2
#512	sleazy bindle	1
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#145	slime convention pin	1
#188	slime convention t-shirt	1
#383	small leather glove	2
#1016	smart skull	1
#113	smile-sharpening stone	2
#2837	solid gold bowling ball	1
#1974	spade necklace	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1476	spectre scepter	18
#1072	spooky bark	1
#183	spooky bindle	5
#1368	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1890	spooky length of string	1
#938	spooky sap	1
#1220	spooky stick	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#486	stained mattress	2
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#492	stinkin' bindle	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#225	string of Crimbo lights	3
#1727	string of blue beads	4
#1745	string of green beads	4
#2010	string of red beads	2
#2221	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	9
#3119	stuffed Cheshire bitten	14
#3527	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	12
#2293	stuffed Meat	8
#488	stuffed alien blob	13
#6262	stuffed angry cow	4
#3755	stuffed astral badger	11
#4043	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#2703	stuffed cocoabo	17
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#1538	stuffed doppelshifter	5
#4619	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	8
#3796	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	11
#950	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1480	stuffed gray blob	8
#4890	stuffed hand turkey	7
#1344	stuffed key	26
#5295	stuffed mind flayer	6
#2192	stuffed mink	9
#2386	stuffed monocle	7
#942	stuffed ninja snowman	3
#208	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#4042	stuffed scary death orb	10
#3950	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#4925	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	7
#4394	stuffed snowy owl	8
#2911	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	16
#2366	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#246	stuffed stab bat	1
#3349	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	13
#2140	stuffed teddy butler	10
#2233	stuffed tin of caviar	9
#1484	stuffed treasure chest	20
#4585	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	8
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#1034	stuffing	8
#1050	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#367	sucky decal	5
#1225	sunken chest	1
#207	superamplified boom box	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#177	targeting chip	4
#51	tasteful black bow tie	2
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#609	tequila grenade	1
#1434	theoretical string	1
#536	thistle wine	1
#210	throwing wrench	13
🥇	time sleigh	1
#79	tiny Mountie hat	7
#157	tiny balloon knife	5
#102	tiny bust of Pallas	1
#201	tiny knife and fork	3
#144	tiny maracas	6
#3980	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#2771	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#3111	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#3934	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3175	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3073	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#8176	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4308	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4229	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#835	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#3119	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#2166	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#2802	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3870	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#2167	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#3877	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3070	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3956	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2779	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#3901	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3889	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#3855	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3866	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#3899	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2742	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#2054	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#2053	tiny plastic The Man	2
#2827	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3850	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4533	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#951	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#4016	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8194	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#2808	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3972	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3973	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8239	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8107	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3959	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4471	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8158	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3916	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3946	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3898	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#8079	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8207	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3166	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3907	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2184	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#2679	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3869	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#3837	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3906	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#2793	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#3920	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8143	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8175	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8077	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#2802	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#972	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#2785	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6082	tiny plastic grue	2
#3887	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4592	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8113	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#6062	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3889	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8188	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8086	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3831	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8097	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#3992	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2595	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#8089	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4458	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3886	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4445	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3847	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1557	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3946	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3828	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8211	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3925	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8147	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8122	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2142	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#3854	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4474	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2749	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#3864	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2104	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#2786	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#343	tiny shaker of salt	7
#1863	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1593	toothsome rock	4
#290	towel	38
#1869	toy crazy train	2
#334	toy deathbot	3
#1592	toy hoverpad	1
#975	toy jet pack	6
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1283	toy mercenary	3
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1723	toy space helmet	2
#1384	toy train	1
#718	tree-eating kite	40
#254	tropical paperweight	2
#389	tropical wrapping paper	3
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#165	tube sock	3
#60	tuning fork	4
#674	turtle pheromones	1
#1787	turtle totem	1
#196	turtle wax	1
#47	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#85	turtle wax shield	1
#286	turtlemail bits	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#110	turtlemail coif	1
#111	turtlemail hauberk	1
#130	turtling rod	1
#2307	unstable DNA	1
#748	unstable laser battery	53
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#714	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#674	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#509	war tongs	1
#938	water pipe bomb	1
#1147	wheel	2
#1021	white class ring	1
#509	wicker shield	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#613	witch hat	1
#1028	wolfman mask	1
#34	woolen cravat	2
#700	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#588	wreath of laurels	1
#845	wrench bracelet	2
#1796	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2816	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1327	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1635	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1803	yo	2
#2364	yo-yo	1

what items are this player missing?