| #188 | "DRINK ME" potion | 170 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #775 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1436 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #78 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #128 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #625 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #159 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 7 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #99 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #201 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #1274 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #124 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 3 |
| #1135 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #685 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1452 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #455 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #140 | BRICKO brick | 2,237 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #299 | BRICKO eye brick | 33 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #113 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #535 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #232 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 43 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #527 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #90 | BitterSweetTarts | 29 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #23 | Black Angus blackburger | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1923 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1991 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #81 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2428 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #260 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #195 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #72 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #19 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 23 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #165 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #89 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 33 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #611 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #403 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #629 | Cold Hots candy | 6 |
| #490 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #165 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 15 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1452 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #135 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #364 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 15 |
| #249 | Crimbo Credit | 36 |
| #490 | Crimbo candied pecan | 22 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #372 | Crimbo fudge | 30 |
| #423 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 25 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #117 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #131 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #156 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| #153 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 3 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #364 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #411 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #181 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #140 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 3 |
| #280 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #1471 | Crimbuck | 201 |
| #267 | Crown of the Goblin King | 86 |
| #107 | DUFRESNE Suds | 81 |
| #772 | Daffy Taffy | 35 |
| #152 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 4 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1540 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #346 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #252 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #105 | Dolphin King's crown | 39 |
| #100 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 34 |
| #305 | Drowsy Sword | 63 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #65 | Dust bunny | 61 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #579 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #137 | Eau de Guaneau | 4 |
| #325 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #535 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #164 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #167 | Friendliness Beverage | 34 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #153 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #606 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #776 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #37 | Game Grid ticket | 1,016 |
| #79 | Game Grid token | 120 |
| #786 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #439 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #593 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #727 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #108 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 4 |
| #871 | Go-Wassail | 6 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #724 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #347 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #618 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #164 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 3 |
| #24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #469 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #38 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #258 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #997 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1116 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #838 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #431 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1051 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #178 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 139 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #671 | Knob Goblin love potion | 7 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1045 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1057 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #719 | Knob Goblin steroids | 4 |
| #1116 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #891 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #369 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 19 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #814 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #60 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 5 |
| #44 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #146 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #524 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #418 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 64 |
| #687 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 11 |
| #1042 | M-242 | 2 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #364 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 4 |
| #314 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 8 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 2 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #107 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #190 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #406 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #189 | Misty Cape | 9 |
| #120 | Misty Cloak | 15 |
| #194 | Misty Robe | 9 |
| #1420 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #989 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #530 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 100 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #77 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #276 | New Zealand iced tea | 13 |
| #725 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #852 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #102 | Nuclear Blastball | 29 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #521 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #80 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #102 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 43 |
| #293 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #97 | Piddles | 20 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #130 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #88 | Pokëmann band-aid | 13 |
| #573 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #245 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 6 |
| #417 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #197 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #435 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #182 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 11 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #231 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 9 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #69 | Polka Pop | 22 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #475 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #100 | Professor What T-Shirt | 9 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #651 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #102 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #449 | Rock Pops | 120 |
| #648 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #66 | Russian Ice | 6 |
| #147 | SPF 451 lip balm | 17 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #662 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #163 | Schrödinger's thermos | 165 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #79 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 18 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #620 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #565 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #774 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #92 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #35 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 2 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 2 |
| #50 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 3 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #93 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #522 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #94 | Texas tea | 2 |
| #197 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #138 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #46 | The Bomb | 4 |
| #54 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 2 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #102 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #93 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 2 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #834 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #419 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #1017 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1420 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1948 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1821 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #316 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 4 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #1295 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #117 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 82 |
| #127 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 50 |
| #117 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 65 |
| #114 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 75 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #190 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #402 | Typical Tavern swill | 9 |
| #73 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 6 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #729 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1191 | Valentine | 10 |
| #91 | Van der Graaf helmet | 2 |
| #35 | Victor's Spoils | 10 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #421 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 29 |
| #269 | Wolfman Nardz | 5 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #350 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #182 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 23 |
| #232 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 13 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #671 | Yummy Tummy bean | 291 |
| #269 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #323 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1005 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1005 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1576 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #278 | agua de vida | 4 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #408 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1434 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #66 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #205 | annoying pitchfork | 13 |
| #271 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #254 | ant pick | 1 |
| #253 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #184 | ant rake | 2 |
| #166 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #219 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 8 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #226 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #131 | antique machete | 4 |
| #91 | antique painting of a landscape | 9 |
| #109 | antique pair of blue jeans | 9 |
| #457 | antique record album | 5 |
| #907 | antique shield | 1 |
| #129 | antique souvenir drawing | 7 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
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| #44 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
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| #1096 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #387 | bunch of square grapes | 6 |
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| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
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| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
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| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
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| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #63 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #62 | chakra malt | 6 |
| #208 | chakra sludge | 3 |
| #72 | chakra-mental wine | 6 |
| #57 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #234 | charming flute | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
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| #708 | cheap studded belt | 5 |
| #126 | cheap toaster | 14 |
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| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #88 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
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| #514 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
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| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #203 | clownskin harness | 1 |
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| #596 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #88 | cold-filtered water | 3 |
| #56 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #382 | colorful plastic ball | 47 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #200 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #111 | contract enforcement stick | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #262 | cool mushroom | 10 |
| #60 | cool spore pod | 3 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #569 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #697 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #597 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #892 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
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| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #129 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #90 | cranberry cordial | 4 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #67 | crystal skull | 4 |
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| #598 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #564 | cymbal syrup | 4 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #68 | death blossom | 8 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
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| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #1205 | defective skull | 5 |
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| #71 | delicious swamp muck | 22 |
| #71 | deluxe layer cake | 2 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #596 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1099 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #632 | disassembled clover | 60 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
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| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
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| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
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| #588 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #227 | divine blowout | 76 |
| #231 | divine can of silly string | 87 |
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| #247 | divine champagne popper | 19 |
| #245 | divine cracker | 24 |
| #206 | divine noisemaker | 105 |
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| #83 | dolphin whistle | 5 |
| #279 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #286 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 3 |
| #237 | dope wheels | 3 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #980 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #401 | dull fish scale | 3 |
| #553 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #29 | duonoculars | 19 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #904 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #141 | eXtreme nose ring | 2 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #876 | easter egg balloon | 28 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
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| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #117 | eldritch effluvium | 950 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #99 | electric snakebite | 5 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #81 | eleven-foot pole | 10 |
| #1458 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #442 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #856 | elven socks | 4 |
| #279 | elven suicide capsule | 39 |
| #797 | empty agua de vida bottle | 80 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
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| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #238 | enormous hoop earring | 5 |
| #316 | epic wad | 1 |
| #77 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #238 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| #1642 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #200 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #126 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 2 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #169 | eyedrops of the ermine | 3 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
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| #1540 | fake hand | 3 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
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| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
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| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #436 | fancy dress ball | 30 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
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| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1163 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
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| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
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| #213 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 5 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #48 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #625 | filthy lucre | 60 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #38 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #709 | fire | 7 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #528 | fire poi | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #525 | fish-liver oil | 3 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #47 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #954 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #237 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #196 | flaming mushroom | 14 |
| #940 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #535 | flaregun | 13 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #155 | flask of mining oil | 13 |
| #215 | flask of tainted mining oil | 16 |
| #682 | flavored foot massage oil | 10 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #82 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #682 | foam dart | 9 |
| #792 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #570 | fossilized limb | 9 |
| #619 | fossilized spike | 3 |
| #359 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #235 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #255 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #222 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #159 | frozen mushroom | 17 |
| #730 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #72 | frozen turtle shell | 2 |
| #2466 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #428 | funky dried mushroom | 11 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #429 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #171 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #177 | future drug: Coolscaline | 3 |
| #165 | future drug: Muscularactum | 4 |
| #168 | future drug: Smartinex | 4 |
| #177 | fuzzy busby | 18 |
| #85 | fuzzy dice | 26 |
| #217 | fuzzy earmuffs | 13 |
| #238 | fuzzy montera | 11 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #140 | gamma nog | 4 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #324 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #157 | ghost of a necklace | 37 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #100 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #93 | giant candy cane | 5 |
| #104 | giant clay ashtray | 2 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #159 | giant discarded bottlecap | 31 |
| #239 | giant discarded plastic fork | 38 |
| #229 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 20 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #206 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #175 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #303 | giant pinky ring | 53 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #30 | giant spider leg | 14 |
| #188 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #2825 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1748 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #71 | giraffe-necked turtle | 19 |
| #116 | glass of bourbon | 4 |
| #82 | gleaming oyster egg | 7 |
| #161 | glistening oyster egg | 3 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
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| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
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| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
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| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #65 | hambrosier | 6 |
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| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
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| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
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| #647 | happiness | 1 |
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| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #570 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #109 | head mirror | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
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| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
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| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #760 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #520 | herringcello | 29 |
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| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
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| #549 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
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| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
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| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
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| #425 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #70 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 7 |
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| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
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| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #282 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1753 | length of string | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
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| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
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| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
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| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #121 | llama lama gong | 54 |
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| #57 | loadstone | 37 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #98 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #280 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #379 | los chinos | 1 |
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| #103 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #219 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #564 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #83 | lucky rabbit's foot | 57 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #138 | lustrous oyster egg | 3 |
| #1010 | macaroni duck | 2 |
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| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
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| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
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| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
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| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
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| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #160 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #610 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #34 | mini-martini | 62 |
| #25 | miniature boiler | 11 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #74 | mocking turtle | 13 |
| #132 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #12 | molten medallion | 2 |
| #1114 | monomolecular yo-yo | 16 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #94 | monster pants | 3 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #678 | mood ring | 2 |
| #71 | mooseflank | 146 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #52 | mulled berry wine | 1 |
| #267 | mulled cider | 6 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #369 | mummy costume | 16 |
| #220 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #202 | mummy wrapping | 119 |
| #76 | musk turtle | 9 |
| #51 | muskox-skin cap | 3 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #360 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #126 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #225 | nega-mushroom | 5 |
| #81 | negative lump | 1,780 |
| #123 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #119 | neutron lollipop | 5 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #369 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #765 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #470 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #789 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1735 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #152 | oil of stability | 3 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #69 | oil shell | 2 |
| #84 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #87 | ointment of the occult | 22 |
| #42 | old bronzer | 33 |
| #44 | old eyebrow pencil | 36 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #51 | old rosewater cream | 36 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #31 | old school flying disc | 14 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #897 | old sweatpants | 57 |
| #222 | oldcake | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #441 | opera mask | 1 |
| #755 | orange candy heart | 10 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #244 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #241 | orange snowcone | 99 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #169 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #193 | ornate picture frame | 9 |
| #1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #115 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #19 | oyster sauce | 1 |
| #799 | pack of pogs | 6 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #89 | padded tortoise | 2 |
| #94 | pail | 117 |
| #106 | paint bomb | 15 |
| #57 | painted shield | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #145 | painting of a glass of wine | 2 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #50 | paisley spore pod | 15 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #584 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #96 | pants of the Slug Lord | 37 |
| #923 | paperclip | 9 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #79 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #235 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #192 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #68 | pat-a-cake pendant | 18 |
| #687 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #250 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #516 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
| #16 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #153 | pearlescent oyster egg | 4 |
| #64 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #41 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #244 | penguin focaccia bread | 40 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #31 | peppermint sprout | 477 |
| #343 | peppermint tailings | 10 |
| #92 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #92 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #103 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #88 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #79 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #84 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #86 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #693 | personal massager | 2 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #862 | personalized coffee mug | 7 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #1238 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #118 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #347 | petrified wood | 24 |
| #151 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #247 | philosopher's scone | 3 |
| #194 | philter of phorce | 7 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #749 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #417 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #50 | pillow shell | 2 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #734 | pink candy heart | 7 |
| #401 | pink clay bead | 31 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #682 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #194 | pixel cross | 2 |
| #290 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #193 | pixel holy water | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #163 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #912 | pixellated candy heart | 10 |
| #28 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | plaid skirt | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #85 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #361 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #273 | pointed stick | 3 |
| #350 | pointy mushroom | 6 |
| #225 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #109 | poisonous caviar | 6 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #152 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 5 |
| #654 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #1331 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #187 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #908 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #890 | possessed top | 6 |
| #82 | possibility potion | 2 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #119 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #106 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 19 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #119 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #601 | pretty flower | 116 |
| #156 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #75 | programmable turtle | 10 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #94 | protection stick | 7 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #756 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #26 | pulled porquoise earring | 2 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #40 | pulled porquoise ring | 2 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #219 | pumpkin beer | 2 |
| #72 | pumpkin juice | 3 |
| #389 | pumpkinhead mask | 17 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #393 | purple clay bead | 6 |
| #425 | purple snowcone | 29 |
| #124 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #376 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #191 | radiation-resistant helmet | 6 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #36 | rainbow crossbow | 2 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #76 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #368 | razor-sharp can lid | 36 |
| #866 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 9 |
| #1409 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #23 | really tiny cocktail shaker | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #91 | red badge | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #169 | red button | 5 |
| #798 | red class ring | 5 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #94 | red masque | 1 |
| #471 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #163 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #145 | red plastic oyster egg | 24 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #91 | red shoe | 1 |
| #241 | red snowcone | 100 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #111 | red velvet cake | 6 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #543 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #93 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #43 | returned Thinknerd package | 61 |
| #198 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
| #312 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #95 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 8 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #80 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 42 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #272 | roasted marshmallow | 135 |
| #29 | robin flan | 1 |
| #43 | robin nog | 1 |
| #621 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #125 | robot grease | 6 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #1856 | rogue swarmer | 31 |
| #96 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #197 | roll of toilet paper | 568 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
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| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #66 | two meat muck | 2 |
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| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
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| #586 | wang | 1 |
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| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
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| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
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| #369 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #271 | warbear trouser fragment | 7 |
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| #101 | wind-up vampire teeth | 3 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #86 | witch wart | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1244 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #408 | wolfman mask | 15 |
| #429 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #326 | worthless gewgaw | 15 |
| #346 | worthless knick-knack | 18 |
| #228 | worthless trinket | 25 |
| #256 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #335 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #1044 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #386 | wrench bracelet | 8 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #6 | wrought-iron wig | 2 |
| #5 | wrought-iron winch crank | 2 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair whip | 2 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | yakskin skirt | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #718 | yellow candy heart | 17 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #604 | yo | 15 |
| #820 | yo-yo | 27 |
| #476 | yohohoyo | 2 |
| #121 | yule gruel | 6 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |
| #678 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |