Loathario

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#42"Remember the Trees" Shirt33
#521-ball172
#471337 7r0uZ0RZ376
#552-ball171
#583-ball171
#564-ball177
#174-dimensional guitar247
#224:20 bomb55
#1955-Alarm Saucepan2
#575-ball147
#496-ball184
#337-Foot Dwarven mattock167
#597-ball181
#939-ball11
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
🥇A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 616
#159ASCII shirt15
#180Alice's Army Alchemist3
#149Alice's Army Bowman3
#169Alice's Army Cleric2
#144Alice's Army Coward3
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#35Alice's Army Foil Spearsman2
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#136Alice's Army Guard6
#140Alice's Army Halberder6
#134Alice's Army Hammerman4
#167Alice's Army Horseman2
#170Alice's Army Lanceman2
#152Alice's Army Mad Bomber5
#87Alice's Army Martyr3
#129Alice's Army Ninja7
#141Alice's Army Nurse6
#125Alice's Army Page8
#137Alice's Army Shieldmaiden6
#109Alice's Army Sniper2
#142Alice's Army Spearsman5
#161Alice's Army Swordsman4
#132Alice's Army Wallman7
#112Amulet of Yendor191
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#151Angry Farmer candy1,216
#171Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#93Arrrmetia trading card2
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#42Atomic Comic7
#108BGE merchandise order form38
#138BGE shotglass36
#141BGE temporary tattoo6
#144BGE tiny plastic toy7
#80BRAINS shorts17
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#1277Baron von Ratsworth's monocle9
#612Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#43Bash-ÅŒs cereal22
#77Battlie Light Saver15
#286Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#57Bit O' Ectoplasm62
#126BitterSweetTarts12
#8BittyCar HotCar3
#5BittyCar SoulCar4
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#132Black Bodyâ„¢ spray2
#89Black No. 2150
#334Bling of the New Wave4
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#14Bluzzard1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#623Bonerdagon necklace18
#160Boozehounds Anonymous token5
#21Boris's ring53
#416Boss Bat bling8
#731Boss Bat britches20
#55Bright Water2
#43Brimstone Chicken Sandwich555
#337Bulky Buddy Box9
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#54CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)11
#37CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)10
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)10
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)10
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)10
#1392CRIMBCO mug4
#1268CRIMBCO wine4
#68CRIMBCOIDS mints27
#55CRIMBCOLOAF29
#13Caramel1
#32Celsius 2332
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#18Chalice of the Malkovich Prince7
#26Cheer-Up soda33
#53Chori Zo trading card3
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#48Cloaca Cola Polar192
#185Cloaca grenade95
#554Cloaca-Cola57
#36Cloaca-Cola fatigues82
#38Cloaca-Cola helmet83
#37Cloaca-Cola shield81
#96Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife8
#141Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#432Codpiece of the Goblin King18
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#139Cold Hots candy104
#17Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce70
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#150Cookbook of the Damned3
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#132Crimbo Candy Cookbook36
#67Crimbo candied pecan505
#67Crimbo fudge523
#8Crimbo paste60
#58Crimbo peppermint bark545
#754Crimbo pie1
#24Crimbo salad19
#238Crimbo wreath3
#471Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#243Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#1251Crimboween memo8
#296Crown of the Goblin King79
#74Daffy Taffy654
#19Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually40
#14Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting49
#21Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested35
#17Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master32
#18Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart47
#19Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose41
#17Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week43
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#68Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe4
#520Disco 'Fro Pick6
#82Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment84
#59Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir319
#308Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm3
#46Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum2
#34Dogsgotnonoz pills12
#27Dolphin King's crown112
#45Double Bacon Beelzeburger551
#34Dr. Hobo's scalpel108
#557Drowsy Sword33
#74Duskwalker syringe12
#97Dyspepsi grenade125
#157Dyspepsi-Cola508
#95Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues20
#81Dyspepsi-Cola helmet23
#94Dyspepsi-Cola shield20
#67Eau de Guaneau9
#117Effermintâ„¢ tablets28
#479El Sombrero De Lopez5
#374El Vibrato power sphere2
#77El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)3
#134El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)5
#75El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)9
#154El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)2
#25El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)11
#197El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)1
#73El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)14
#163El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)5
#67El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)10
#115Elder Turtle Shell13
#112Elfin shortbread10
#91Elizabeth's paintbrush1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#24Elvish delight48
#206Everlasting Deckswabber1
#145FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm1
#194Ferrigno's Elixir of Power2
#21Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy8
#120Fitspirationâ„¢ poster7
#93Frogade7
#126Fudgie Roll2
🥈Fuzzby1
#47GOTO55
#109Gaia beads48
#116Galapagosian Cuisses8
#101Garter of the Turtle Poacher9
#104Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire3
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#14Glamare1
#172Glass Balls of the Goblin King13
#37Gnollish flyswatter142
#23Gnollish pie server112
#36Gnollish plunger129
#27Gnollish slotted spoon99
#650Go-Wassail18
#629Goodfella contract17
#215Grateful Undead T-shirt2
#343Gummi-DNA1
#95Gummi-Gnauga49
#136Gummy Brains1
#128Haunted Sorority House staff guide42
#187Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance2
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#41Hell broth14
#97Hollandaise helmet137
#63Iiti Kitty phone charm118
#108Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration9
#209Inndya trading card1
#243Instant Karma41
#16Interview With You (a Vampire)35
#1115Iron Beta of Industry3
#293Jack-in-the-box21
#17Jarlsberg's earring61
#375Jocko Homo's head5
#17Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet160
#35Jumbo Dr. Lucifer622
#40Junk-Bond5
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#187Knob Goblin Mutagen2
#96Knob Goblin Uberpants7
#15Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar105
#19Knob Goblin elite helm489
#20Knob Goblin elite pants472
#20Knob Goblin elite polearm472
#26Knob Goblin elite shirt327
#21Knob Goblin firecracker1,384
#19Knob Goblin harem pants405
#19Knob Goblin harem veil305
#33Knob Goblin love potion776
#31Knob Goblin melon baller178
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#18Knob Goblin pants1,103
#11Knob Goblin perfume328
#18Knob Goblin scimitar1,059
#45Knob Goblin seltzer1,079
#68Knob Goblin spatula668
#30Knob Goblin steroids770
#50Knob Goblin superseltzer225
#27Knob Goblin tongs1,128
#56Knob Goblin visor470
#77Knob jelly donut4
#23Knob mushroom1,923
#224Knob sausage29
#21Knob sausage stir-fry32
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#60Knob stuffed shells58
#85Knoll lo mein2
#16Knoll mushroom1,382
#47Knoll shroomkabob49
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#414La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez3
#36Lars the Cyberian9
#526Lederhosen of the Night2
#520Let Me Be!3
#92Libram of BRICKOs1
#45License To Kill1
#121Lobos Mints2
#106Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals51
#813Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet33
#44Lord of the Flies-sized fries568
#28Lucky Surprise Egg430
#751M-2428
#961MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech6
#39Manetwich26
#128Mariner's Friend cough drops5
#38Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery9
#387Maxing, Relaxing3
#111Maxwell's Silver Hammer28
#264Meat detector2
#41Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince2
#109Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs99
#44Meleegraâ„¢ pills321
#87Mer-kin fastjuice7
#35Mer-kin healscroll44
#46Mer-kin hidepaint12
#83Mer-kin killscroll8
#6Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses145
#45Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler62
#62Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1,935
#146Milk Studs57
#80Miniborg beeper6
#70Miniborg hiveminder6
#86Miniborg laser6
#89Miniborg stomper6
#80Miniborg strangler6
#126Misty Cape17
#394Misty Cloak1
#433Mob Penguin cellular phone47
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#37Mohawk wig479
#385Monstar energy beverage7
#18Morbidda trading card7
#63Mornington crescent roll22
#15Mountain Stream soda11,127
#133Mr. Mediocrebar542
#10Mt. McLargeHuge oyster832
#10NG276
#487NPZR chemistry set4
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#83Nayztameetjoo trading card2
#39Necrotelicomnicon22
#190Newbiesportâ„¢ tent20
#610Nickel Gamma of Frugality8
#10Nightstalker perfume138
#571Now and Earlier3
#58Nuclear Blastball75
#27O'RLY manual130
#22Oil of Parrrlay140
#100Okee-Dokee soda3
#352Orange Star of Sacrifice6
#19Orcish baseball cap381
#16Orcish cargo shorts358
#59Orcish frat-paddle108
#19Orcish meat locker51
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#39PADL Phone457
#151PEEZ dispenser60
#68Pack of Alice's Army Cards148
#160Pain Dip1
#68Pasta Spoon of Peril4
#104Piddles18
#19Pine-Fresh air freshener222
#463Pink Heart of Spirit2
#89Poison Oak trading card2
#571Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip3
#568Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap3
#348Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu6
#348Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf6
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#193Polka Pop1
#56Polysniff Perfume30
#175Prelude of Precision1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#35Princess Rutabaga trading card4
#223Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket4
#56Professor What T-Shirt20
#76Rattlin' Chains7
#140Red Army camouflage kit1
#42Red Pill9
#206Red Rover BB gun19
#59Red X Shield3
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#98Rock Pops539
#143Rock and Roll Legend14
#84Roo trading card2
#50SPF 451 lip balm40
#124Safari Jack's moustache10
#102Saturday Night Special2
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#33Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince2
#124Senior Mints120
#21Serenity trading card8
#194Shivering Chèvre4
#155Skullery Maid's Knee2
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#96Smart Bone Dust3
#11Sneaky Pete's breath spray92
#192Sneaky Pete's key lime pie5
#29Snow Queen Crown571
#4Space Baby bawbaw1
#19Space Baby children's book4
#120Space Tours Tripple10
#11Spacegate emergency disintegrator1
#43Spam Witch sammich1,426
#27Squat-Thrust Magazine102
#68Steal This Candy62
#64Sugar Cog60
#325Summer Nights4
#40Super Weight-Gain 90006
#28Swabbieâ„¢ swab178
#228Swizzler20
#32Sword of the Brouhaha Prince4
#54T.U.R.D.S. Key29
#84Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro221
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#93Tales of Spelunking1
#401Tales of a Kansas Toymaker8
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#95Tasty Fun Good rice candy1,006
#192Tears of the Quiet Healer4
#109Texas tea1
#197The Art of Slapfighting5
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#23The Grand Poo-Bah trading card5
#557The Joy of Wassailing5
#357The Mariachi's guitar case5
#85The Necbronomicon3
#22The Snake trading card6
#45Thorny Toad trading card3
#294Thwaitgold amoeba statuette2
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#501Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#673Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette5
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#79Tiger-lily's milk44
#61Time Juice8
#33Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste195
#56Trollhouse cookies1,209
#71Tuesday's ruby48
#17Ultrasoldier Serum67
#183Uncle Crimbo's Rations7
#549Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide16
#464Uncle Romulus2
#81Unconscious Collective Dream Jar5
#43Ur-Donut8
#26Vaso De Agua trading card4
#62Victor's Spoils3
#438Volartta's bellbottoms3
#165Wax Flask1
#105Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray52
#169Whatsian Ionic Pliers1
#354White Citadel fries2
#161Whoompa Fur Pants1
#114Wint-O-Fresh mint200
#23Woldo trading card6
#63X-37 gun3
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#60Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick50
#55Ye Olde Medieval Insult61
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#19Young Man's Cargo Load1
#265Yummy Tummy bean789
#163Zeâ„¢ goggles18
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#426Zu Mannkäse Dienen4
#62a butt tuba32
#187abandoned candy5
#141abominable blubber6
#83abstraction: sensation1
#69abstraction: thought2
#101acceptable bagel1
#38acid-squirting flower182
#38acoustic guitarrr138
#41actual tapas33
#67adder72
#78adder bladder245
#1149adorable seal larva2
#17agua de vida857
#20alien animal goo21
#93alien autoautopsy kit4
#16alien meat79
#48alphabet gum54
#13ammonite candy mold16
#151ammonite fossil39
#30amok pudding40
#78amok putter3
#50amulet of extreme plot significance474
#42ancient ice cream scoop44
#151ancient oil painting of yourself1
#66ancient poisoned dart71
#43ancient protein powder302
#17ancient spice432
#12ancient stone fist145
#19ancient stone head59
#21ancient turtle shell3
#128ancient unspeakable fruitcake31
#86anemone nematocyst4
#36annoying pitchfork71
#44ant agonist111
#167ant pick2
#117ant rake4
#69ant sickle7
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#198antique bottle of cough syrup3
#26antique greaves515
#89antique hand mirror99
#25antique helmet493
#131antique machete4
#52antique packet of ketchup79
#257antique pair of blue jeans3
#537antique record album4
#22antique shield528
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#27antique spear575
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#29armgun267
#46arrrgyle socks92
#121artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice9
#77asbestos apron16
#19asbestos crossbow24
#27asbestos staff12
#35asbestos sword15
#24asparagus knife519
#50asparagus lo mein9
#24asshat834
#56attorney's badge43
#55bätzle73
#75baby cuddlefish3
#56baby killer bee177
#38baconstone pendant8
#964badass belt56
#110badge of authority2
#14bag of Cheat-Os1,965
#176bag of W&Ws48
#143bag of airline peanuts180
#57bag of lard16
#132bag of many confections1
#70bag of pygmy blood17
#178baggie of powdered sugar161
#22balaclava111
#29balaclava baklava598
#153ball46
#129ballast turtle3
#27balloon helmet19
#63balloon monkey30
#312balloon sword1
#338banana cream pie1
#22banana peel175
#20bananagate193
#141barbed-wire fence58
#34bargain flash powder35
#60barrrnacle198
#37barskin hat34
#23barskin tent45
#67bartender-skull-in-the-box1
#49baseball220
#46basic meat spork5
#108bat haggis6
#104bat wing kabob5
#15bat wing stir-fry80
#497bat-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#58batblade128
#1035bath ball gift set3
#141battered hubcap3
#47bazookafish bubble gum104
#48beach glass necklace23
#43bean burrito80
#132beanbag chair5
#22beastly paste47
#430bed of coals2
#57beer bomb939
#137beer bong33
#56beer helmet201
#59beer-soaked mop19
#26beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar20
#19begpwnia628
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#355bejeweled cufflinks12
#60bejeweled pledge pin186
#13belemnite candy mold16
#91belemnite fossil63
#242bellhop bell1
#17bent scrap metal89
#111berries of suffering3
#42big bad voodoo mask25
#26big bass drum122
#19big boom132
#80big dribbly candle2
#146big glob of skin1
#33big red clown nose565
#252big rock4
#51bit-o-cactus140
#52bite-me-red lipstick263
#75black BRICKO brick1
#121black candy heart117
#79black cloak5
#47black eye shadow34
#29black eyedrops22
#117black facepaint3
#73black forest ham95
#132black friar's tonsure3
#168black gold2
#27black greaves115
#20black helmet143
#33black kettle drum67
#64black label23
#133black magic powder3
#33black paisley oyster egg101
#84black pepper73
#85black plastic oyster egg42
#75black polka-dot oyster egg59
#266black pudding10
#111black sheepskin diploma3
#24black shield142
#431black striped oyster egg12
#30black sword135
#143blackberry galoshes1
#67blackberry moccasins4
#98blackberry polite3
#42blackberry slippers7
#34blammer3
#47blank fudge mold13
#158blob of acid4
#94blob-shaped Crimbo cookie49
#120bloodied surgical dungarees1
#33bloodstain stick51
#27bloody clown pants577
#54blowdart13
#607blue glowstick2
#60blue paisley oyster egg36
#216blue plastic oyster egg23
#157blue polka-dot oyster egg20
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#37blue shell11
#301blue striped oyster egg14
#83blue suede shoes1
#205blue-frosted astral cupcake6
#333blundarrrbus1
#34blunt cat claw7
#56blunt icepick1
#44bobcat grenade3
#14bomb of unknown origin1
#69bone abacus15
#526bone chips21
#213bone collar1
#39bone flute130
#21bone rattle121
#56book of matches46
#63booty chest charrrm bracelet2
#29boozebomb7
#980borg sock monkey1
#205boring spaghetti2
#114borrowed time4
#508bottle of Blank-Out13
#42bottle of Mystic Shell23
#34bottle of alcohol220
#75bottle of antifreeze11
#126bottle of black cat tonic8
#435bottle of bubbles19
#1132bottle of goofballs22
#29bottle of gregnadigne8
#64bottle of lighter fluid3
#79bottle of melodramamine1
#41bottle of novelty hot sauce1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#54bottle of pirate juice12
#11bottle of rhinoceros hormones26
#236bottle of ultravitamins2
#53bottle opener belt buckle114
#131bottled inspiration8
#67bottled swamp gas5
#53boulder48
#25bowl of cottage cheese1,406
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#69bowl of lucky charms12
#53bowl of marinade1
#78bowling ball18
#19box1,038
#147box of Dweebs67
#127box turtle3
#77boxcar turtle1
#21boxing glove36
#35boxing-glove-in-a-box2
#168brains casserole2
#23brass gear881
#318brass stinger1
#14brazen bracelet2
#21bread line23
#90breakfast miracle3
#26breath mint666
#195brick190
#41brick of sand44
#142brigand brittle40
#20brine475
#574broken cellular phone2
#34broken glass grenade4
#24broken sword358
#52bronze breastplate37
#110bronze handcuffs1
#31bronzed locust190
#15brown felt tophat381
#55brown paper bag mask30
#50brown paper pants35
#134bubble-wrap simulator7
#21bubbly potion803
#102bucket of honey39
#102buckyball62
#36bug paste3
#39bugbear beanie346
#39bugbear bungguard357
#34bugged balaclava6
#102bullet-proof corduroys90
#68bum cheek298
#799bunny liver2
#24buoybottoms50
#339burst hellseal brain15
#31bus pass64
#143button rouge1
#35cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar15
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#45can of CRIMBCOLA35
#47can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢15
#32can of Red Minotaur194
#210can of black paint1
#51can of depilatory cream3
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#52can of maces20
#82can of spinach21
#164can of starch1
#27can of sterno12
#80can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce84
#82candied kobold63
#110candied yams71
#114candy brain54
#55candy cane842
#63candy kneecapping stick23
#81candy knuckles20
#240candy skeleton1
#124candy stake37
#299carbonated water lily13
#54cardboard katana19
#26cardboard wakizashi183
#34caret11
#121carob brownies2
#50carob chunk noodles58
#111carton of rotten eggs46
#52cashew1
#153catgut taco2
#29catskin buckler6
#167chainsaw chain4
#146chaos butterfly2,319
#17charming flute86
#23cheap cigar butt162
#60cheap plastic blowgun6
#103cheap studded belt567
#423cheap toaster5
#149cheap wind-up clock5
#13cheerful Crimbo sweater11
#10cheerful antler hat9
#11cheerful pajama pants9
#49cheezburger5
#18chef's hat933
#111cherry96
#161cherry pie4
#179children of the candy corn1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#49chintzy noodle ring40
#179chintzy saucepan earring5
#65chintzy seal pendant19
#53chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli63
#153chloroform rag32
#23chlorophyll paste6
#557chocolate cigar1
#248chocolate disco ball1
#129chocolate filthy lucre94
#41chocolate frosted sugar bomb4
#218chocolate saucepan1
#13chocolate spurs49
#54chocolate stolen accordion33
#167chocolate turtle totem2
#37chopsticks170
#53chorizo brownies63
#39chrome crossbow15
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#20chrome staff16
#29chrome sword18
#309chunk of depleted Grimacite36
#53chunk of hot iron4
#344chunk of rock salt4
#94cigar box turtle8
#64cigarette lighter30
#37cinnamon troll doll2
#50circular CRIMBCOOKIE18
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#28clockwork pirate skull2
#35clockwork rings2
#23clockwork rod3
#27clockwork shank3
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#125whoopie cushion199
#27wicker shield251
#49willyweed79
#30wind-up Whatsian robot17
#133wind-up chattering teeth191
#32wind-up ensign13
#488wind-up meatcar17
#44wind-up navigation droid9
#30wind-up owl16
#15wind-up vampire teeth27
#75wintergreen-flavored potato chips709
#71witty rapier130
#86wolf mask680
#46wonderwall shield46
#23wooden axe116
#30wooden stakes139
#47wool hat67
#53world's smallest violin26
#46worn tophat115
#67wriggling worm61
#32wussiness potion1,069
#126x-ray specs176
#95yak anorak3
#41yam candy6
#72ye olde golde frontes3
#84yellow candy heart969
#22yellow gummi ingot1,169
#28yellow matter custard6
#119yellow paisley oyster egg18
#83yellow plastic oyster egg47
#83yellow polka-dot oyster egg20
#122yellow snowcone211
#70yellow striped oyster egg24
#710yo12
#1565yo-yo6
#91yohohoyo41
#60your own black heart14
#162zombie hollandaise2

Wow, that's 344,369 items total!

what items are this player missing?