Museum :: Loathario

Loathario

Rank	Item	Quantity
#43	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	33
#52	1-ball	172
#47	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	376
#55	2-ball	171
#58	3-ball	171
#56	4-ball	177
#17	4-dimensional guitar	247
#22	4:20 bomb	55
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#57	5-ball	147
#49	6-ball	184
#33	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	167
#59	7-ball	181
#92	9-ball	11
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	16
#159	ASCII shirt	15
#182	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#151	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#170	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#145	Alice's Army Coward	3
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#138	Alice's Army Guard	6
#142	Alice's Army Halberder	6
#136	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#169	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#173	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#154	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	5
#88	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#131	Alice's Army Ninja	7
#143	Alice's Army Nurse	6
#126	Alice's Army Page	8
#139	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	6
#110	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#143	Alice's Army Spearsman	5
#163	Alice's Army Swordsman	4
#133	Alice's Army Wallman	7
#114	Amulet of Yendor	191
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#151	Angry Farmer candy	1,216
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#789	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#42	Atomic Comic	7
#108	BGE merchandise order form	38
#138	BGE shotglass	36
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#144	BGE tiny plastic toy	7
#81	BRAINS shorts	17
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#183	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#1278	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#42	Bash-Ōs cereal	22
#77	Battlie Light Saver	15
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#56	Bit O' Ectoplasm	62
#125	BitterSweetTarts	12
#8	BittyCar HotCar	3
#5	BittyCar SoulCar	4
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#131	Black Body™ spray	2
#89	Black No. 2	150
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#622	Bonerdagon necklace	18
#160	Boozehounds Anonymous token	5
#22	Boris's ring	53
#415	Boss Bat bling	8
#732	Boss Bat britches	20
#55	Bright Water	2
#43	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	555
#337	Bulky Buddy Box	9
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#54	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	11
#37	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	10
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	10
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	10
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	10
#1393	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#68	CRIMBCOIDS mints	27
#55	CRIMBCOLOAF	29
#13	Caramel	1
#32	Celsius 233	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#18	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	7
#26	Cheer-Up soda	33
#53	Chori Zo trading card	3
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#48	Cloaca Cola Polar	192
#184	Cloaca grenade	95
#554	Cloaca-Cola	57
#36	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	82
#38	Cloaca-Cola helmet	83
#37	Cloaca-Cola shield	81
#96	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	8
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#432	Codpiece of the Goblin King	18
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#138	Cold Hots candy	104
#17	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	70
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#151	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#674	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#132	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	36
#68	Crimbo candied pecan	505
#66	Crimbo fudge	523
#8	Crimbo paste	60
#58	Crimbo peppermint bark	545
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#24	Crimbo salad	19
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#473	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#1251	Crimboween memo	8
#296	Crown of the Goblin King	79
#74	Daffy Taffy	654
#19	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	40
#14	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	49
#21	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	35
#17	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	32
#18	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	47
#19	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	41
#17	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	43
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#68	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	4
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#82	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	84
#59	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	319
#309	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#45	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
#34	Dogsgotnonoz pills	12
#28	Dolphin King's crown	112
#45	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	551
#34	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	108
#557	Drowsy Sword	33
#74	Duskwalker syringe	12
#97	Dyspepsi grenade	125
#157	Dyspepsi-Cola	508
#97	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	20
#82	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	23
#94	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	20
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#117	Effermint™ tablets	28
#480	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	9
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	11
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#73	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	14
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	10
#115	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#23	Elvish delight	48
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#146	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#21	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	8
#120	Fitspiration™ poster	7
#93	Frogade	7
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#48	GOTO	55
#108	Gaia beads	48
#117	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#101	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	9
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#439	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#14	Glamare	1
#171	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	13
#37	Gnollish flyswatter	142
#23	Gnollish pie server	112
#36	Gnollish plunger	129
#27	Gnollish slotted spoon	99
#650	Go-Wassail	18
#629	Goodfella contract	17
#214	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#342	Gummi-DNA	1
#94	Gummi-Gnauga	49
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#128	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	42
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#1148	Heimandatz's heart	1
#41	Hell broth	14
#97	Hollandaise helmet	137
#63	Iiti Kitty phone charm	118
#108	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	9
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#246	Instant Karma	41
#16	Interview With You (a Vampire)	35
#1116	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#292	Jack-in-the-box	21
#17	Jarlsberg's earring	61
#378	Jocko Homo's head	5
#17	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	160
#35	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	622
#40	Junk-Bond	5
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#186	Knob Goblin Mutagen	2
#97	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#15	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	105
#19	Knob Goblin elite helm	489
#20	Knob Goblin elite pants	472
#20	Knob Goblin elite polearm	472
#26	Knob Goblin elite shirt	327
#21	Knob Goblin firecracker	1,384
#19	Knob Goblin harem pants	405
#20	Knob Goblin harem veil	305
#33	Knob Goblin love potion	776
#30	Knob Goblin melon baller	178
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#18	Knob Goblin pants	1,103
#11	Knob Goblin perfume	328
#18	Knob Goblin scimitar	1,059
#45	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,079
#68	Knob Goblin spatula	668
#30	Knob Goblin steroids	770
#50	Knob Goblin superseltzer	225
#27	Knob Goblin tongs	1,128
#56	Knob Goblin visor	470
#77	Knob jelly donut	4
#23	Knob mushroom	1,923
#224	Knob sausage	29
#21	Knob sausage stir-fry	32
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#60	Knob stuffed shells	58
#84	Knoll lo mein	2
#16	Knoll mushroom	1,382
#46	Knoll shroomkabob	49
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#36	Lars the Cyberian	9
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#90	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#44	License To Kill	1
#121	Lobos Mints	2
#105	Lockenstock™ sandals	51
#817	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	33
#44	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	568
#28	Lucky Surprise Egg	430
#751	M-242	8
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#39	Manetwich	26
#128	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
#38	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	9
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#111	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	28
#264	Meat detector	2
#41	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	2
#109	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	99
#44	Meleegra™ pills	321
#86	Mer-kin fastjuice	7
#35	Mer-kin healscroll	44
#45	Mer-kin hidepaint	12
#83	Mer-kin killscroll	8
#6	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	145
#45	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	62
#62	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,935
#146	Milk Studs	57
#80	Miniborg beeper	6
#70	Miniborg hiveminder	6
#86	Miniborg laser	6
#89	Miniborg stomper	6
#80	Miniborg strangler	6
#127	Misty Cape	17
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#434	Mob Penguin cellular phone	47
#614	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#37	Mohawk wig	479
#385	Monstar energy beverage	7
#18	Morbidda trading card	7
#62	Mornington crescent roll	22
#15	Mountain Stream soda	11,127
#132	Mr. Mediocrebar	542
#10	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	832
#10	NG	276
#486	NPZR chemistry set	4
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#84	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#40	Necrotelicomnicon	22
#191	Newbiesport™ tent	20
#610	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	8
#10	Nightstalker perfume	138
#570	Now and Earlier	3
#58	Nuclear Blastball	75
#27	O'RLY manual	130
#22	Oil of Parrrlay	140
#100	Okee-Dokee soda	3
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#19	Orcish baseball cap	381
#16	Orcish cargo shorts	358
#59	Orcish frat-paddle	108
#19	Orcish meat locker	51
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#39	PADL Phone	457
#150	PEEZ dispenser	60
#68	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	148
#159	Pain Dip	1
#68	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
#103	Piddles	18
#19	Pine-Fresh air freshener	222
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#91	Poison Oak trading card	2
#573	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	3
#350	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	6
#350	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	6
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#548	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	3
#192	Polka Pop	1
#56	Polysniff Perfume	30
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#35	Princess Rutabaga trading card	4
#222	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#55	Professor What T-Shirt	20
#76	Rattlin' Chains	7
#140	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#42	Red Pill	9
#205	Red Rover BB gun	19
#59	Red X Shield	3
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#97	Rock Pops	539
#143	Rock and Roll Legend	14
#84	Roo trading card	2
#51	SPF 451 lip balm	40
#125	Safari Jack's moustache	10
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#33	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	2
#123	Senior Mints	120
#22	Serenity trading card	8
#195	Shivering Chèvre	4
#157	Skullery Maid's Knee	2
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#97	Smart Bone Dust	3
#11	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	92
#192	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
#29	Snow Queen Crown	571
#4	Space Baby bawbaw	1
#19	Space Baby children's book	4
#120	Space Tours Tripple	10
#11	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	1
#43	Spam Witch sammich	1,426
#27	Squat-Thrust Magazine	102
#67	Steal This Candy	62
#63	Sugar Cog	60
#324	Summer Nights	4
#40	Super Weight-Gain 9000	6
#28	Swabbie™ swab	178
#227	Swizzler	20
#32	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	4
#54	T.U.R.D.S. Key	29
#84	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	221
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#95	Tales of Spelunking	1
#400	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	8
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#94	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,006
#194	Tears of the Quiet Healer	4
#110	Texas tea	1
#197	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#23	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	5
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#357	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#22	The Snake trading card	6
#46	Thorny Toad trading card	3
#296	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#79	Tiger-lily's milk	44
#61	Time Juice	8
#33	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	195
#56	Trollhouse cookies	1,209
#71	Tuesday's ruby	48
#17	Ultrasoldier Serum	67
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#550	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	16
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#81	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	5
#43	Ur-Donut	8
#26	Vaso De Agua trading card	4
#62	Victor's Spoils	3
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#166	Wax Flask	1
#103	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	52
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#355	White Citadel fries	2
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#114	Wint-O-Fresh mint	200
#23	Woldo trading card	6
#63	X-37 gun	3
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#60	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	50
#55	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	61
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#20	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
#265	Yummy Tummy bean	789
#162	Ze™ goggles	18
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#62	a butt tuba	32
#188	abandoned candy	5
#141	abominable blubber	6
#84	abstraction: sensation	1
#69	abstraction: thought	2
#99	acceptable bagel	1
#38	acid-squirting flower	182
#37	acoustic guitarrr	138
#40	actual tapas	33
#66	adder	72
#77	adder bladder	245
#1160	adorable seal larva	2
#17	agua de vida	857
#20	alien animal goo	21
#93	alien autoautopsy kit	4
#16	alien meat	79
#48	alphabet gum	54
#13	ammonite candy mold	16
#151	ammonite fossil	39
#30	amok pudding	40
#77	amok putter	3
#51	amulet of extreme plot significance	474
#43	ancient ice cream scoop	44
#152	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#66	ancient poisoned dart	71
#44	ancient protein powder	302
#17	ancient spice	432
#12	ancient stone fist	145
#19	ancient stone head	59
#21	ancient turtle shell	3
#128	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	31
#85	anemone nematocyst	4
#36	annoying pitchfork	71
#44	ant agonist	111
#167	ant pick	2
#117	ant rake	4
#69	ant sickle	7
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#26	antique greaves	515
#89	antique hand mirror	99
#25	antique helmet	493
#131	antique machete	4
#52	antique packet of ketchup	79
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#536	antique record album	4
#22	antique shield	528
#383	antique souvenir drawing	2
#27	antique spear	575
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#29	armgun	267
#46	arrrgyle socks	92
#121	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	9
#76	asbestos apron	16
#19	asbestos crossbow	24
#27	asbestos staff	12
#35	asbestos sword	15
#24	asparagus knife	519
#49	asparagus lo mein	9
#25	asshat	834
#57	attorney's badge	43
#55	bätzle	73
#75	baby cuddlefish	3
#56	baby killer bee	177
#39	baconstone pendant	8
#966	badass belt	56
#110	badge of authority	2
#14	bag of Cheat-Os	1,965
#176	bag of W&Ws	48
#143	bag of airline peanuts	180
#57	bag of lard	16
#132	bag of many confections	1
#70	bag of pygmy blood	17
#178	baggie of powdered sugar	161
#22	balaclava	111
#29	balaclava baklava	598
#154	ball	46
#128	ballast turtle	3
#27	balloon helmet	19
#63	balloon monkey	30
#312	balloon sword	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#22	banana peel	175
#20	bananagate	193
#141	barbed-wire fence	58
#34	bargain flash powder	35
#60	barrrnacle	198
#37	barskin hat	34
#23	barskin tent	45
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#49	baseball	220
#46	basic meat spork	5
#107	bat haggis	6
#104	bat wing kabob	5
#15	bat wing stir-fry	80
#499	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#58	batblade	128
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#141	battered hubcap	3
#47	bazookafish bubble gum	104
#48	beach glass necklace	23
#44	bean burrito	80
#132	beanbag chair	5
#22	beastly paste	47
#430	bed of coals	2
#59	beer bomb	939
#136	beer bong	33
#56	beer helmet	201
#58	beer-soaked mop	19
#26	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	20
#20	begpwnia	628
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#354	bejeweled cufflinks	12
#60	bejeweled pledge pin	186
#13	belemnite candy mold	16
#91	belemnite fossil	63
#242	bellhop bell	1
#17	bent scrap metal	89
#111	berries of suffering	3
#43	big bad voodoo mask	25
#26	big bass drum	122
#19	big boom	132
#79	big dribbly candle	2
#145	big glob of skin	1
#33	big red clown nose	565
#254	big rock	4
#51	bit-o-cactus	140
#52	bite-me-red lipstick	263
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#122	black candy heart	117
#78	black cloak	5
#48	black eye shadow	34
#29	black eyedrops	22
#116	black facepaint	3
#73	black forest ham	95
#133	black friar's tonsure	3
#169	black gold	2
#27	black greaves	115
#20	black helmet	143
#33	black kettle drum	67
#63	black label	23
#133	black magic powder	3
#33	black paisley oyster egg	101
#84	black pepper	73
#85	black plastic oyster egg	42
#75	black polka-dot oyster egg	59
#265	black pudding	10
#113	black sheepskin diploma	3
#24	black shield	142
#431	black striped oyster egg	12
#30	black sword	135
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#67	blackberry moccasins	4
#98	blackberry polite	3
#42	blackberry slippers	7
#34	blammer	3
#47	blank fudge mold	13
#159	blob of acid	4
#93	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	49
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#33	bloodstain stick	51
#27	bloody clown pants	577
#53	blowdart	13
#607	blue glowstick	2
#60	blue paisley oyster egg	36
#216	blue plastic oyster egg	23
#157	blue polka-dot oyster egg	20
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#36	blue shell	11
#301	blue striped oyster egg	14
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#206	blue-frosted astral cupcake	6
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#34	blunt cat claw	7
#56	blunt icepick	1
#44	bobcat grenade	3
#13	bomb of unknown origin	1
#69	bone abacus	15
#527	bone chips	21
#213	bone collar	1
#39	bone flute	130
#21	bone rattle	121
#56	book of matches	46
#64	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#29	boozebomb	7
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#204	boring spaghetti	2
#114	borrowed time	4
#508	bottle of Blank-Out	13
#42	bottle of Mystic Shell	23
#34	bottle of alcohol	220
#75	bottle of antifreeze	11
#126	bottle of black cat tonic	8
#435	bottle of bubbles	19
#1133	bottle of goofballs	22
#29	bottle of gregnadigne	8
#64	bottle of lighter fluid	3
#80	bottle of melodramamine	1
#41	bottle of novelty hot sauce	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#54	bottle of pirate juice	12
#11	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	26
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#53	bottle opener belt buckle	114
#130	bottled inspiration	8
#66	bottled swamp gas	5
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#30	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	395
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#31	tap shoes	147
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#95	tarnished tastevin	1
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#94	tea for one	4
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#15	teeny-tiny magic scroll	24
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#25	tequila grenade	482
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#95	thin black candle	3,991
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#34	three-legged pants	39
#43	throbbing organ pie	5
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#67	thyme jelly donut	1
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#12	tiny bottle of absinthe	2,537
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#85	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	7
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#401	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	11
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#298	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	14
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
#249	tiny plastic Beebee King	10
#280	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	14
#41	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	7
#33	tiny plastic Big Candy	7
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#345	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	12
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#63	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	7
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
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#217	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	61
#37	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	7
#212	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	11
#73	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	7
#304	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	31
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#301	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	10
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#66	tiny plastic Crimbomination	7
#14	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	7
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#92	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	10
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#255	tiny plastic G Imp	24
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#274	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	16
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#280	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	22
#214	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	28
#327	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	20
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#35	tiny plastic MechaElf	7
#120	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	7
#57	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	7
#423	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	10
#257	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	25
#26	tiny plastic Professor What	2
#221	tiny plastic Protagonist	29
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#16	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	7
#311	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	14
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#179	tiny plastic Spam Witch	34
#294	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	22
#16	tiny plastic Susie	2
#17	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	7
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#197	tiny plastic The Man	19
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#264	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	25
#592	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	6
#33	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	7
#186	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	12
#214	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	29
#44	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	7
#435	tiny plastic accordion thief	10
#303	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	5
#214	tiny plastic angry bugbear	30
#337	tiny plastic angry goat	46
#249	tiny plastic angry space marine	18
#222	tiny plastic anime smiley	26
#40	tiny plastic animelf	7
#386	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	18
#350	tiny plastic astronomer	19
#388	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	40
#505	tiny plastic barrrnacle	32
#362	tiny plastic batbugbear	12
#289	tiny plastic beanbat	22
#742	tiny plastic bee swarm	5
#291	tiny plastic beebee gunners	15
#487	tiny plastic beebee queue	9
#163	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	18
#397	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	11
#396	tiny plastic blazing bat	11
#355	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	41
#347	tiny plastic blooper	19
#226	tiny plastic brainsweeper	28
#273	tiny plastic briefcase bat	22
#598	tiny plastic bugaboo	7
#280	tiny plastic buzzerker	15
#365	tiny plastic cavebugbear	12
#109	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	7
#540	tiny plastic cocoabo	31
#345	tiny plastic coffee pixie	43
#34	tiny plastic colollilossus	7
#233	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	17
#259	tiny plastic cubist bull	24
#301	tiny plastic demoninja	21
#270	tiny plastic disco bandit	14
#222	tiny plastic drunk goat	28
#122	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	7
#63	tiny plastic fax machine	7
#229	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	25
#247	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	25
#348	tiny plastic fire servant	7
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#386	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	40
#225	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	28
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#299	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	50
#303	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	14
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#295	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	22
#474	tiny plastic leprechaun	33
#339	tiny plastic levitating potato	44
#277	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	22
#17	tiny plastic mime executive	7
#17	tiny plastic mime functionary	7
#15	tiny plastic mime scientist	7
#16	tiny plastic mime soldier	7
#355	tiny plastic moneybee	12
#355	tiny plastic mosquito	43
#347	tiny plastic mumblebee	13
#125	tiny plastic mutant elf	7
#266	tiny plastic ninja snowman	25
#263	tiny plastic pastamancer	14
#590	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#266	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	55
#694	tiny plastic sauceror	7
#374	tiny plastic scary clown	18
#381	tiny plastic seal clubber	11
#280	tiny plastic senile lihc	23
#268	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	5
#379	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	18
#307	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	8
#213	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	28
#294	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	49
#253	tiny plastic spooky vampire	25
#318	tiny plastic stab bat	48
#347	tiny plastic star starfish	43
#71	tiny plastic stocking mimic	7
#108	tiny plastic strand of DNA	7
#484	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	19
#279	tiny plastic taco cat	23
#40	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	7
#574	tiny plastic the Free Man	4
#214	tiny plastic topiary golem	27
#37	tiny plastic trollipop	7
#347	tiny plastic turtle tamer	12
#376	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	18
#342	tiny plastic warwelf	19
#258	tiny plastic whitesnake	25
#260	tiny plastic zmobie	24
#36	tiny shaker of salt	39
#35	tip jar	74
#37	titanium assault umbrella	434
#103	toast	23,743
#125	toast with jam	1
#75	toasted brie	1
#267	toe jam	1
#42	tofu casserole	52
#22	tofu stir-fry	20
#133	tofu taco	1
#90	tofurkey gravy	73
#89	tofurkey leg	73
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#601	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#48	tongue depressor	11
#12	tonic djinn	159
#90	tonic water	25
#49	too legit potion	2
#464	tooth	9
#299	toothbrush	3
#603	toothsome rock	16
#75	top	54
#290	torn hellseal sinew	17
#55	torquoise	3
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#200	tortoise's blessing	14
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#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#332	toy soldier	5
#1439	toy space helmet	3
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#270	traffic jam	1
#11	transparent nog	24
#415	tree-eating kite	82
#113	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	11
#16	trilobite candy mold	16
#86	trilobite fossil	67
#71	troll britches	5
#503	tropical orchid	2
#389	tropical wrapping paper	3
#23	true grit	154
#61	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5
#41	tube of dread wax	167
#442	tube sock	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#158	turtle totem	442
#19	turtle wax	112
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#58	turtle-shaped rock	17
#66	turtling rod	2
#82	tuxedo shirt	3
#204	twinkly nuggets	76
#233	twinkly powder	24
#371	twinkly wad	351
#16	twist of lime	79
#388	twitching claw	11
#14	ultimate ultimate frisbee	131
#58	ultra-deluxe cupcake	2
#99	ultrafondue	1
#61	unbearable light	8
#13	uncooked chorizo	770
#59	underwater slingshot	11
#283	unearthed potsherd	10
#8	unfinished fruitcake	22
#59	unidentified jerky	921
#72	unnatural gas	4
#49	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	647
#1605	unstable DNA	13
#25	unstable laser battery	343
#26	unstable quark	74
#223	untamable turtle	9
#669	unusual disco ball	4
#60	unwound clockwork grapefruit	3
#30	upsy daisy	697
#28	vampire collar	110
#1000	vampire duck-on-a-string	8
#245	vampire glitter	1
#13	veiny spore pod	51
#120	very overdue library book	5
#44	vial of The Glistening	23
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#62	vial of patchouli oil	22
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#41	vibrating cyborg knife	48
#31	viking helmet	1,012
#26	vinegar	912
#70	vitachoconutriment capsule	49
#371	volcanic ash	9
#133	voodoo glowskull	8
#472	voodoo snuff	2
#33	vorpal blade	512
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#39	walrus-tusk earring	34
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#152	wand of pigification	4
#177	wang	15
#69	war tongs	68
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#55	water pipe bomb	1,760
#179	water-polo cap	1
#94	watered-down Red Minotaur	23
#33	weremoose spit	40
#84	wet stew	3
#129	wet venom duct	2
#21	whalebone corset	121
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#138	whisker pencil	65
#63	white candy heart	946
#96	white chocolate and tomato pizza	30
#119	white chocolate chip cookies	49
#48	white collar	53
#38	white hat hacker T-shirt	34
#53	white page	10
#50	white picket fence	61
#39	white rice	88
#26	white satin pants	279
#17	white satin shield	211
#27	white sword	371
#17	wholeberd	11
#125	whoopie cushion	199
#27	wicker shield	251
#49	willyweed	79
#31	wind-up Whatsian robot	17
#135	wind-up chattering teeth	191
#32	wind-up ensign	13
#488	wind-up meatcar	17
#44	wind-up navigation droid	9
#30	wind-up owl	16
#15	wind-up vampire teeth	27
#74	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	709
#71	witty rapier	130
#86	wolf mask	680
#46	wonderwall shield	46
#23	wooden axe	116
#30	wooden stakes	139
#48	wool hat	67
#53	world's smallest violin	26
#46	worn tophat	115
#66	wriggling worm	61
#32	wussiness potion	1,069
#127	x-ray specs	176
#95	yak anorak	3
#41	yam candy	6
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#85	yellow candy heart	969
#22	yellow gummi ingot	1,169
#28	yellow matter custard	6
#119	yellow paisley oyster egg	18
#83	yellow plastic oyster egg	47
#83	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	20
#124	yellow snowcone	211
#70	yellow striped oyster egg	24
#710	yo	12
#1565	yo-yo	6
#91	yohohoyo	41
#60	your own black heart	14
#165	zombie hollandaise	2

Wow, that's 344,369 items total!

what items are this player missing?