Museum :: SauceAlt

SauceAlt

Rank	Item	Quantity
#102	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	16
#626	1-ball	6
#205	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	50
#541	2-ball	7
#124	25-meat staff	1
#675	3-ball	5
#299	30669 scroll	32
#1082	33398 scroll	2
#326	334 scroll	18
#599	4-ball	6
#141	4-d camera	1
#149	4-dimensional guitar	15
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#647	5-ball	5
#785	6-ball	4
#262	64067 scroll	1
#118	668 scroll	11
#130	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	30
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#920	8-ball	14
#626	9-ball	1
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#180	Angry Farmer candy	950
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#426	BRICKO brick	7
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#350	BRICKO eye brick	9
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2033	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#114	Battlie Light Saver	6
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#336	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#194	Black No. 2	45
#250	Blackfly Chardonnay	15
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#50	Boozehounds Anonymous token	21
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#668	Boris's ring	2
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#176	C.H.U.M. chum	8
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#291	Cold Hots candy	25
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#447	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#111	Crimbojito	2
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#268	D roll	12
#435	Daffy Taffy	76
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#31	Divine	56
#19	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	626
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#155	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#477	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	7
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#1203	Drowsy Sword	10
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#502	Dyspepsi-Cola	124
#515	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#346	Elmley shades	2
#815	Ent cider	4
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#188	Frat Army FGF	25
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#55	Gaia beads	101
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#126	Genalen™ Bottle	30
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#115	Gnollish casserole dish	9
#253	Gnollish flyswatter	12
#90	Gnollish pie server	20
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#157	Gnollish plunger	18
#139	Gnollish slotted spoon	15
#186	Gnollish toolbox	33
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#149	Hippy Army MPE	67
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#45	Hollandaise helmet	467
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#142	Iiti Kitty phone charm	28
#566	Imp Ale	221
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#248	Knob Goblin elite helm	24
#325	Knob Goblin elite pants	15
#242	Knob Goblin elite polearm	22
#363	Knob Goblin elite shirt	17
#102	Knob Goblin firecracker	267
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#231	Knob Goblin harem veil	19
#445	Knob Goblin love potion	20
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#420	Knob Goblin pants	20
#507	Knob Goblin perfume	4
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#395	Knob Goblin scimitar	23
#284	Knob Goblin seltzer	56
#381	Knob Goblin steroids	21
#292	Knob Goblin superseltzer	22
#348	Knob Goblin tongs	35
#192	Knob Goblin visor	37
#99	Knob lo mein	4
#336	Knob mushroom	19
#238	Knob nuts	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#66	Knoll lo mein	4
#359	Knoll mushroom	28
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#51	Lockenstock™ sandals	120
#1827	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1042	M-242	2
#216	MSG	1
#519	Mad Train wine	172
#45	Mae West	46
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#202	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
#105	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	74
#575	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#198	Meleegra™ pills	55
#293	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	14
#118	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	852
#67	Mint Yulep	2
#391	Misty Cape	1
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#380	Misty Robe	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#89	Mohawk wig	166
#71	Mon Tiki	33
#227	Monstar energy beverage	32
#424	Mountain Stream soda	37
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#64	Mr. Joe's bangles	18
#1418	Mr. Mediocrebar	24
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#239	NG	4
#99	Nardz energy beverage	10
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#299	New Zealand iced tea	10
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#66	O'RLY manual	36
#185	Oil of Parrrlay	15
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#242	Orcish baseball cap	15
#150	Orcish cargo shorts	25
#227	Orcish frat-paddle	14
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#59	Othello's dagger	3
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#85	PADL Phone	218
#12	PVC staff	2
#233	Penultimate Fantasy chest	115
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#130	Pine-Fresh air freshener	29
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#362	Ram's Face Lager	71
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#24	Ring of the Sewer Snake	3
#134	Rock Pops	398
#204	Roo trading card	1
#314	SPF 451 lip balm	7
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#245	Snow Queen Crown	11
#186	Space Tours Tripple	3
#145	Spam Witch sammich	408
#31	Spooky Surprise Egg	510
#28	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	60
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#221	Strix stix	2
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#162	Supernova Champagne	44
#17	Swabbie™ swab	286
#122	T.U.R.D.S. Key	6
#599	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	71
#189	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	8
#323	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	10
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#42	The Ring	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#174	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	31
#388	Trollhouse cookies	97
#243	Tuesday's ruby	10
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#1526	Valentine	6
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#237	WA	1
#553	Wand of Nagamar	8
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#760	Warm Subject gift certificate	13
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#62	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	53
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#837	Yummy Tummy bean	209
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#241	a butt tuba	3
#324	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#158	abominable blubber	4
#973	abominable snowcone	5
#275	acid-squirting flower	13
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#80	actual tapas	7
#201	adder bladder	64
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#206	all-purpose cleaner	43
#622	alphabet gum	1
#109	amok putter	1
#97	amulet of extreme plot significance	202
#120	ancient Magi-Wipes	105
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#144	ancient ice cream scoop	3
#161	ancient poisoned dart	12
#178	ancient protein powder	37
#255	ancient spice	9
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#204	ancient vinyl coin purse	32
#40	ankleweights	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#1884	anniversary gift box	2
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#315	ant agonist	8
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#30	anti-anti-antidote	606
#1061	anticheese	1
#45	antique bottle of cough syrup	16
#235	antique greaves	36
#371	antique hand mirror	7
#251	antique helmet	35
#338	antique packet of ketchup	3
#231	antique shield	40
#236	antique spear	40
#17	aquamariner's necklace	1
#20	aquamariner's ring	1
#47	armgun	148
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#241	asbestos apron	4
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#234	asbestos ore	30
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#261	asparagus knife	32
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#388	asshat	3
#18	auxiliary backbone	2
#89	awful poetry journal	2,735
#358	bätzle	1
#818	baby killer bee	10
#1480	baconstone	4
#3935	badass belt	9
#147	badge of authority	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#5	bag of pygmy blood	1,482
#493	baggie of powdered sugar	32
#430	balaclava	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#389	balloon monkey	4
#105	balloon shield	1
#86	balloon sword	6
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#655	banana peel	1
#968	bananagate	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#675	barbed-wire fence	4
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#664	barrrnacle	21
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#108	bartender-in-the-box	3
#228	baseball	28
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#56	basic meat helmet	6
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#63	basic meat spork	3
#279	bat guano	50
#231	bat haggis	1
#40	bat hat	2
#47	bat whip	2
#241	bat wing	70
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#257	batblade	12
#339	batgut	84
#42	battered hubcap	23
#49	beach ball marble	1
#320	beach glass bead	11
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#252	beer bomb	124
#139	beer bong	32
#172	beer cartilage	1
#128	beer helmet	69
#79	beer lens	58
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#64	beer-soaked mop	18
#128	begpwnia	53
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#118	bejeweled pledge pin	80
#180	big bad voodoo mask	4
#110	big bass drum	17
#281	big red clown nose	25
#289	big rock	3
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#411	bilge wine	25
#146	bird rib	12
#459	bit of clingfilm	9
#360	bit-o-cactus	8
#299	black & tan	7
#45	black belt	2
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#189	black facepaint	1
#403	black forest cake	5
#187	black forest ham	14
#107	black greaves	35
#97	black helmet	37
#191	black kettle drum	5
#329	black paisley oyster egg	15
#230	black pension check	26
#140	black pepper	22
#207	black picnic basket	9
#494	black pixel	34
#287	black plastic oyster egg	16
#96	black pudding	48
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#104	black shield	35
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#101	black sword	40
#269	black velvet box	1
#598	blackberry	6
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#82	blackberry galoshes	3
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#42	blackberry slippers	7
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#650	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#744	bloody beer	4
#200	bloody clown pants	38
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#645	blue pixel	53
#240	blue pixel potion	4
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#214	blue polka-dot oyster egg	17
#168	bone abacus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#154	bone flute	12
#316	bone rattle	5
#425	booty chest charrrm	10
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#173	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	11
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#132	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	76
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#252	bottle of alcohol	13
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#232	bottle of cooking sherry	7
#559	bottle of gin	24
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#298	bottle of popskull	7
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#444	bottle of rum	100
#226	bottle of sake	3
#194	bottle of sewage schnapps	39
#259	bottle of tequila	114
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#340	bottle of vodka	54
#399	bottle of whiskey	83
#117	bottle opener belt buckle	43
#75	bottled swamp gas	4
#236	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#534	bowl of cottage cheese	24
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#273	box	50
#5529	box of sunshine	5
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#946	boxed wine	6
#54	boxing glove	12
#32	boxing glove on a spring	2
#119	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	31
#104	brainy skull	5
#55	brass gear	174
#184	breakfast mess	2
#194	breath mint	3
#191	briefcase	55
#1380	brine	1
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#69	broken carburetor	3
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#438	broken skull	37
#179	broken sword	25
#194	bronze breastplate	9
#445	bronzed locust	2
#33	brown crock marble	19
#45	brown felt tophat	73
#137	brown paper pants	1
#200	brown sugar cane	27
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#255	bubblewrap ore	8
#151	bubblin' crude	119
#423	bubbly potion	21
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#178	buckler buckle	2
#228	bugbear beanie	32
#226	bugbear bungguard	29
#37	bullet-proof corduroys	275
#263	bum cheek	79
#286	bunch of square grapes	12
#799	bunny liver	2
#181	buoybottoms	5
#171	bus pass	4
#263	cactus fruit	7
#75	caipifruta	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#247	calle de miel	6
#98	can cannon	1
#1020	can of Binarrrca	7
#152	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
#137	can of Red Minotaur	35
#126	can of Swiller	43
#150	can of black paint	2
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#364	can of spinach	6
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1280	candied yams	6
#857	candy brain	1
#4134	candy cane	2
#26	candy cane candygram	1
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#426	cannonball charrrm	10
#154	canopic jar	71
#66	carbonated soy milk	150
#197	carbonated water lily	34
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#369	cardboard ore	4
#153	cardboard wakizashi	21
#147	caret	1
#40	carob brownies	11
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#557	carob chunks	3
#49	carrot cake	1
#99	carton of snake milk	7
#344	casino pass	9
#445	cast	33
#41	cast-iron legacy paddle	5
#289	cat appendix	12
#261	catgut	35
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#94	catsup	4
#359	centipede eggs	7
#226	chaos butterfly	1,294
#89	charged magnet	1
#46	cheap cigar butt	97
#358	chef's hat	25
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#464	cherry	4
#205	cherry pie	2
#170	chewing gum on a string	105
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#61	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	43
#320	chloroform rag	8
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#278	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	6
#120	chopsticks	46
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#255	chorizo taco	17
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#264	chrome ore	23
#203	chrome staff	3
#523	chrome sword	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#354	clay peace-sign bead	8
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
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#156	turtle totem	446
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#1077	twinkly wad	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#148	ultimate ultimate frisbee	5
#242	uncooked chorizo	20
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#139	unflavored wine cooler	2
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#154	unnatural gas	1
#532	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	2
#107	unrolling pin	1
#1817	unstable DNA	9
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#328	unstable quark	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#153	upsy daisy	50
#728	urinal cake	1
#1906	useless powder	1
#725	valuable trinket	96
#63	vampire chowder	28
#287	vampire collar	6
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#158	vanilla-frosted king cake	10
#36	velcro boots	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#210	vial of patchouli oil	3
#359	viking helmet	30
#175	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	122
#14	vinyl boots	2
#23	vinyl shield	2
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#68	vodka martini	84
#200	vodka stratocaster	2
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#342	vorpal blade	15
#941	wad of dough	5
#696	wad of tofu	1
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#442	wang	2
#187	war tongs	14
#116	water pipe bomb	712
#474	water wings	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#41	weremoose spit	25
#262	whalebone corset	1
#220	whip kit	1
#248	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#513	whiskey sour	2
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#1014	white candy heart	2
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#319	white chocolate chips	34
#856	white class ring	3
#109	white collar	19
#250	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#587	white lightning	10
#142	white picket fence	26
#486	white pixel	36
#179	white satin pants	27
#168	white satin shield	13
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#268	white sword	18
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#33	wicker shield	194
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#12	windchimes	6,395
#615	witch hat	1
#87	witch wart	1
#294	witty rapier	10
#129	wolf mask	358
#125	wonderwall shield	12
#636	wooden stakes	2
#126	wool hat	18
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#174	world's smallest violin	3
#312	worn tophat	4
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#300	wussiness potion	51
#355	yak skin	1
#118	yak whip	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#36	yellow brick road	57
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#286	yellow glowstick	5
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1736	yeti fur	1
#313	yohohoyo	6

Wow, that's 97,506 items total!

what items are this player missing?