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sciFIwiZ

Rank	Item	Quantity
#288	"DRINK ME" potion	60
#1118	1-ball	2
#309	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	27
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#889	4-ball	3
#363	4-dimensional guitar	2
#93	4:20 bomb	1
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#1436	5-ball	1
#227	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	14
#1116	7-ball	2
#1333	8-ball	7
#296	9-ball	3
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#73	ASCII shirt	38
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#679	Angry Farmer candy	91
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#107	Ben-Gal™ Balm	16
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#222	Better Than Cuddling Cake	10
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#46	Bjorn's Hammer	9
#250	Blackfly Chardonnay	15
#309	Blatantly Canadian	8
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#243	Blood Light	17
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#799	Bonerdagon necklace	13
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#9	Boris's Helm	2
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1789	Boss Bat britches	4
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#178	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#5	Camp Scout backpack	5
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#14	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2,125
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#78	Coily™	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1174	Crimbo fudge	3
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#384	Crimbo pie	5
#925	Crown of the Goblin King	27
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#377	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	4
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#30	Dogsgotnonoz pills	13
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#532	Drowsy Sword	35
#591	Dyspepsi-Cola	101
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#223	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#255	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#154	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	24
#190	Elfin shortbread	5
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#233	Elmley shades	4
#690	Ent cider	6
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#247	Frat Army FGF	12
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#364	Gaia beads	5
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#185	Game Grid token	6
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#160	Genalen™ Bottle	19
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#416	Gnollish toolbox	7
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#1143	Heimandatz's heart	1
#225	Hippy Army MPE	32
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#216	Hollandaise helmet	25
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#126	Iiti Kitty phone charm	35
#981	Imp Ale	60
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#373	Iron Beta of Industry	22
#935	Jack-in-the-box	3
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#141	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	18
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#53	Kissin' Cousins	9
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#112	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	6
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#59	Knob Goblin learning pill	15
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#390	Knob Goblin pants	24
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#358	Knob Goblin scimitar	28
#588	Knob Goblin seltzer	8
#633	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#383	Knob Goblin tongs	28
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#397	Knob mushroom	13
#112	Knob nuts	8
#342	Knob pasty	1
#418	Knob sausage	6
#596	Knoll mushroom	10
#291	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#528	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#134	Let Me Be!	9
#8	Libram of Resolutions	3
#121	Lobos Mints	2
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#676	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	40
#448	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	81
#768	M-242	7
#51	Mace of the Tortoise	10
#894	Mad Train wine	42
#224	Mae West	3
#32	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#45	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	8
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#242	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#178	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	25
#12	Meat maid body	98
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#223	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	36
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#231	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	7
#66	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#350	Mohawk wig	27
#138	Mon Tiki	11
#202	Monstar energy beverage	42
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#5	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	5
#759	Mountain Stream soda	6
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#91	Muschat	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#173	Nightstalker perfume	16
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#94	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	19
#97	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	21
#99	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	17
#114	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	8
#81	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	11
#83	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	11
#112	Nuclear Blastball	25
#132	Oil of Parrrlay	26
#100	Okee-Dokee soda	3
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#322	Orcish baseball cap	10
#294	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#221	PADL Phone	45
#724	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
#25	Pasta Spoon of Peril	10
#10	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	3
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#144	Pokëmann band-aid	4
#255	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	8
#126	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	10
#81	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	8
#243	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	6
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	13
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#305	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	7
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#180	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	11
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#230	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	9
#174	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	11
#263	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
#150	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	12
#42	Polka Pop	68
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#449	Ram's Face Lager	39
#529	Red Rover BB gun	4
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#24	Small Medium	2
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#275	Snow Queen Crown	10
#390	Spam Witch sammich	89
#114	Spooky Surprise Egg	160
#388	Sugar Cog	5
#129	Summer Nights	7
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#142	Supernova Champagne	52
#119	Swabbie™ swab	41
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#611	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	69
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#157	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	29
#82	The Bomb	1
#72	The Cooler Out of Space	38
🥉	The Groose in the Hoose	2
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
🥈	The Kloop in the Coop	2
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#15	The Necbronomicon	8
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#5	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	3
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#671	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#98	Tiger-lily's milk	28
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#165	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	34
#33	Tome of Clip Art	3
🥇	Tome of Rad Libs	4
#469	Trollhouse cookies	64
#219	Tuesday's ruby	11
#147	Typical Tavern swill	75
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#5	Unagnimated Gnome	3
#334	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	8
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#91	Van der Graaf helmet	2
#115	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#449	Warm Subject gift certificate	99
#105	White Hyborian	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#365	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
#1713	Yummy Tummy bean	61
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#111	a butt tuba	15
#443	a little sump'm sump'm	4
#231	abandoned candy	3
#165	abominable blubber	3
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#505	accidental cider	1
#196	acoustic guitarrr	21
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#174	all-purpose cleaner	58
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#295	ammonite fossil	16
#486	amulet of extreme plot significance	23
#138	ancient Magi-Wipes	92
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#161	ancient poisoned dart	12
#141	ancient protein powder	54
#108	ancient spice	39
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#154	ant agonist	22
#255	ant pick	1
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#289	antique bottle opener	3
#565	antique greaves	5
#552	antique helmet	6
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#60	antique painting of a landscape	10
#278	antique record album	10
#421	antique shield	11
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#533	antique spear	7
#144	armgun	28
#316	arrrgyle socks	8
#327	asbestos apron	2
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#73	asbestos crossbow string	4
#152	asbestos staff	4
#88	asbestos sword	8
#334	asparagus knife	20
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#467	astral mushroom	17
#823	awful poetry journal	53
#359	bätzle	1
#1047	baby killer bee	6
#1715	baconstone	3
#2162	badass belt	24
#104	badass pie	1
#446	bag of Cheat-Os	14
#753	bag of lard	1
#598	baggie of powdered sugar	20
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#193	ballroom blintz	28
#35	banana smoothie	32
#322	bar skin	36
#708	barrrnacle	19
#110	barskin cloak	1
#42	basic meat helmet	9
#574	bat guano	10
#373	bat wing	33
#96	bat wing stir-fry	3
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#200	batblade	19
#530	batgut	31
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#391	beach glass bead	7
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#224	beer bomb	168
#282	beer bong	8
#416	beer lens	4
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#734	bejeweled cufflinks	3
#566	belemnite fossil	6
#80	big bad voodoo mask	11
#381	big boom	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#81	big bundle of chamoix	4
#22	big slimy cyst	60
#76	big stirring stick	1
#330	bilge wine	45
#175	bit-o-cactus	24
#92	bite-me-red lipstick	186
#259	black & tan	9
#89	black belt	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#46	black eyedrops	15
#272	black forest cake	11
#272	black forest ham	8
#178	black greaves	16
#202	black helmet	13
#305	black paisley oyster egg	16
#323	black pixel	75
#646	black plastic oyster egg	7
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#311	black pudding	7
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#185	black shield	15
#320	black snake skin	17
#406	black snowcone	8
#464	black spot	1
#191	black sword	18
#449	black-and-blue light	89
#242	blackberry	55
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#63	blammer	1
#34	blank fudge mold	15
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1298	blood flower	2
#874	bloody beer	2
#598	blue pixel	64
#85	blue pixel potion	19
#463	blue plasma ball	80
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#646	blue snowcone	4
#12	blue suede shoes	20
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#44	bobcat grenade	3
#87	bone flute	39
#352	bone rattle	4
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#457	booty chest charrrm	8
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#52	boozebomb	1
#72	boring spaghetti	11
#163	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	13
#162	bottle of Definit	12
#154	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	16
#166	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	12
#119	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	41
#338	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	14
#105	bottle of Ooze-O	15
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#254	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#121	bottle of alcohol	44
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#421	bottle of gin	40
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#214	bottle of rum	356
#272	bottle of sake	2
#980	bottle of tequila	6
#292	bottle of vodka	73
#504	bottle of whiskey	58
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#354	bowl of cottage cheese	57
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#330	box	38
#149	box of Pokëmann band-aids	5
#8	box of bear arms	3
#54	box of hammers	2
#234	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	9
#247	brains casserole	1
#232	briefcase	37
#212	brine	84
#67	broken clock	1
#834	broken skull	7
#501	broken sword	2
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#78	brown pixel	16
#223	brown sugar cane	24
#187	bubblewrap ore	12
#398	bubbly potion	25
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#131	bucket of honey	21
#52	bug paste	1
#670	bugbear beanie	5
#517	bugbear bungguard	9
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#29	bugged balaclava	10
#716	bum cheek	7
#475	bunch of square grapes	3
#797	bunny liver	2
#146	buoybottoms	7
#183	bus pass	3
#539	cactus fruit	1
#438	calle de miel	2
#1438	can of Binarrrca	3
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#355	can of Red Minotaur	11
#92	can of Swiller	64
#211	can of black paint	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#80	can of sterno	3
#1700	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#943	candied yams	9
#465	cannonball charrrm	8
#49	cannonball charrrm bracelet	2
#262	canopic jar	21
#169	carbonated soy milk	40
#150	carbonated water lily	57
#331	cardboard katana	1
#214	cardboard ore	10
#276	cardboard wakizashi	9
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#558	carob chunks	3
#266	casino pass	12
#362	cast	51
#263	cat appendix	15
#361	catgut	17
#91	catgut taco	7
#109	catskin buckler	1
#96	caustic slime nodule	4
#196	centipede eggs	20
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#130	charming flute	5
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#330	cheap cigar butt	3
#408	cheap studded belt	88
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#89	cheezburger	1
#261	chef's hat	42
#559	cherry	2
#272	cherry pie	1
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#218	chintzy noodle ring	4
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#19	chiptune guitar	9
#116	chisel	1
#306	chloroform rag	9
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#492	chopsticks	5
#384	chorizo brownies	4
#492	chorizo taco	5
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#277	chrome sword	3
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#243	chunk of rock salt	11
#37	cinnamon troll doll	2
#617	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#45	clockwork sphere	9
#70	clockwork sword	1
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#370	cloudy potion	29
#395	clown skin	13
#202	clownskin harness	1
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#192	cocktail onion	6
#964	cocoa egg	3
#266	cocoa eggshell fragment	290
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#272	coffin lid	5
#136	cog	237
#133	cold hi mein	5
#364	cold ninja mask	8
#374	cold wad	1
#188	comfy pillow	2
#243	commemorative war stein	196
#250	communications windchimes	33
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#428	concentrated magicalness pill	3
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#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
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#322	vorpal blade	17
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#433	wad of tofu	7
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#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#23	zen motorcycle	3

Wow, that's 2,132,821 items total!

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