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queenoftheNAUGHTiez

Rank	Item	Quantity
#86	Überraschthexengebräu	3
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#54	"DRINK ME" potion	1,037
#37	"KICK ME" sign	67
#114	"meat" stick	1
#78	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	18
#78	1-ball	103
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#73	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	182
#168	1952 Mickey Mantle card	6
#68	2-ball	118
#124	25-meat staff	1
#99	3-ball	85
#45	30669 scroll	226
#146	33398 scroll	157
#934	334 scroll	1
#23	37x37x37 puzzle cube	359
#103	4-ball	82
#141	4-d camera	1
#69	4-dimensional guitar	49
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#102	5-ball	79
#154	6-ball	50
#262	64067 scroll	1
#48	668 scroll	44
#68	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	80
#95	7-ball	93
#50	7-inch discus	1
#194	8-ball	190
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#253	9-ball	4
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#58	ASCII fu manchu	8
#51	ASCII shirt	76
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#11	Accordion of Jordion	40
#58	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	8
#98	Aggressive Carrot	1
#69	Alewife™ Ale	41
#5	Alice's Army Alchemist	525
#5	Alice's Army Bowman	232
#4	Alice's Army Cleric	244
🥉	Alice's Army Coward	197
#6	Alice's Army Dervish	48
#4	Alice's Army Guard	553
🥉	Alice's Army Halberder	548
#4	Alice's Army Hammerman	209
#4	Alice's Army Horseman	234
#4	Alice's Army Lanceman	208
#4	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	534
#6	Alice's Army Martyr	49
#4	Alice's Army Ninja	535
#4	Alice's Army Nurse	514
🥉	Alice's Army Page	531
#4	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	515
#7	Alice's Army Sniper	41
#4	Alice's Army Spearsman	525
#4	Alice's Army Swordsman	546
#5	Alice's Army Wallman	527
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#104	Ambitious Turkey	3
#595	Amulet of Yendor	31
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#87	Ancient Saucehelm	16
#99	Angelhair Culottes	9
#550	Angry Farmer candy	126
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#82	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
#71	Argarggagarg's fang	15
#55	Arrrmetia trading card	3
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#61	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#82	Atomic Comic	4
#48	Aura Libre	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#84	BGE shotglass	51
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#127	BOOterfinger	1
#20	BOOtonniere	4
#48	BRAINS shorts	30
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#243	BRICKO brick	491
#25	BRICKO bulwark	8
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#77	BRICKO eye brick	1,145
#18	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#43	BRICKO pearl	6
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO reactor	8
#77	BRICKO stud	5
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#17	BRICKO trunk	7
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#422	BURT	43
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#8	Bal-musette accordion	10
#61	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	12
#104	Bangyomaman battle juice	3
#26	Barney's rake	13
#35	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	11
#2354	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#82	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	31
#51	Barulio's bottle	12
#358	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#186	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#53	Battlie Light Saver	38
#153	Beach Buck	10
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#50	Belt of Howling Anger	10
#116	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#119	Big Punk	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#44	Bit O' Quail Spleen	5
#148	BitterSweetTarts	7
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#56	Black Hole	1
#86	Black No. 2	159
#64	Blackfly Chardonnay	158
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#55	Bling of the New Wave	13
#156	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#75	Blood 'n' Plenty	7
#267	Blood Light	15
#99	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#124	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#662	Bonerdagon necklace	17
#36	Bonestabber	1
#26	Boots of Twilight Whispers	15
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#30	Boris's key lime	33
#62	Boris's key lime pie	26
#924	Boris's ring	1
#27	Boss Bat bling	87
#407	Boss Bat britches	35
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#20	Bram's choker	11
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#103	Bulky Buddy Box	28
#107	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#52	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	10
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1939	CRIMBCO wine	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#14	CSA all-purpose soap	782
#21	CSA bravery badge	804
#79	CSA cheerfulness ration	109
#77	CSA discount card	144
#140	CSA fire-starting kit	155
#51	CSA obedience grenade	355
#66	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	248
#34	Caipiranha	2
#4	Cajun accordion	12
#53	Camp Scout pup tent	321
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#63	Candicaine	2
#35	Candy Alexander	4
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#73	Charity's choker	3
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#540	Chroner	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#63	Claw of the Infernal Seal	12
#40	Claybender glasses	22
#48	Climate Colada	1
#34	Cloaca Cola Polar	307
#1369	Cloaca grenade	4
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#46	Cloak of Dire Shadows	10
#116	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#77	Codpiece of the Goblin King	59
#78	Coily™	1
#86	Colander of Em-er'il	15
#630	Cold Hots candy	6
#39	Cold One	232
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#84	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	10
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#70	Comet Pop	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#115	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	23
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#40	Cosmic Calorie	1,862
#9	Covers-Your-Head	2
#86	Cracklin' Oat Bran	5
#60	Crazymaker	2
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#167	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	30
#674	Crimbo Credit	1
#39	Crimbo candied pecan	1,041
#38	Crimbo fudge	1,016
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#32	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,018
#112	Crimbo pie	32
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#56	Crimbojito	7
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#362	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#932	Crimbuck	769
#336	Crown of the Goblin King	70
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#347	Daffy Taffy	94
#40	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	11
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#138	Disco 'Fro Pick	13
#58	Disco Banjo	10
#313	Divine	1
#298	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#419	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	12
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#29	Dogsgotnonoz pills	14
#76	Dolphin King's crown	50
#170	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	65
#29	Doublepunchplanter	2
#282	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	13
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	343
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#47	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	9
#115	Drowsy Sword	145
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#57	Dump Truck	2
#59	Duskwalker fangs	11
#59	Duskwalker syringe	23
#1210	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#141	Dyspepsi-Cola	565
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#146	Effermint™ tablets	18
#45	El Sombrero De Lopez	27
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#114	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#176	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	20
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#62	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#78	Elmley shades	15
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#81	Enchanted Plunger	4
#636	Ent cider	8
#65	Event Horizon	1
#135	Everlasting Deckswabber	3
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#31	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#957	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#165	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	86
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#90	Fitspiration™ poster	15
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#60	Flaming Mohobo	2
#51	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#48	Flaskfull of Hollow	435
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#109	Frat Army FGF	63
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#285	Friendliness Beverage	1
#105	Frogade	5
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#235	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#52	Fu Manchu Wax	12
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#54	GOTO	40
#23	Gaia beads	278
#45	Galapagosian Cuisses	15
#72	Game Grid ticket	297
#17	Game Grid token	2,201
🥉	Game Grid valued membership card	2
#137	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	8
#41	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	15
#32	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	14
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#46	Gearhead Goo	21
#31	Genalen™ Bottle	224
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Constellation	2
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#92	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#59	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#25	Gin Mint	13
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#152	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	14
#63	Glo-Pop	2
#82	Gnollish Crossdress	5
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#25	Gnollish casserole dish	88
#76	Gnollish flyswatter	43
#136	Gnollish pie server	15
#170	Gnollish pie tin	30
#88	Gnollish plunger	32
#55	Gnollish slotted spoon	35
#186	Gnollish toolbox	33
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#87	Go-Wassail	246
#91	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#31	Golden Mean	3
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#887	Goodfella contract	3
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#66	Grasshopper	1
#55	Grateful Undead T-shirt	11
#53	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	14
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#23	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#74	Greaves of the Murk Lord	6
#64	Green Burlap	1
#56	Green Clover of Justice	24
#52	Green Giant	2
#129	Green Manalishi	5
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#51	Groll doll	40
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#80	Gummy Brains	7
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#23	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	135
#33	Haymaker	2
#64	Heimandatz's heart	16
#154	Hell broth	1
#42	Hell ramen	223
#49	Helm of the Scream Emperor	9
#34	Herring Daiquiri	2
#34	Herring Wallbanger	2
#39	Herringtini	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#88	Hippy Army MPE	153
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#160	Hodgman's blanket	9
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#133	Hollandaise helmet	79
#59	Hot 'n' Scarys	2
#110	How to Avoid Scams	2
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#104	Iceberglar scarf	2
#48	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	126
#51	Iiti Kitty phone charm	142
#42	Illuminati earpiece	20
#356	Imp Ale	532
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#287	Iron Beta of Industry	33
#175	Jack-in-the-box	31
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#79	Jacob's rung	2
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#34	Jarlsberg's key lime	28
#55	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	27
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#85	Jocko Homo's head	13
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#379	Jolly Roger charrrm	9
#43	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	71
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#44	Kashmir sweater	3
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#42	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	18
#41	Knob Goblin Mutagen	77
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#30	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	49
#86	Knob Goblin elite helm	77
#76	Knob Goblin elite pants	98
#79	Knob Goblin elite polearm	87
#132	Knob Goblin elite shirt	67
#161	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#69	Knob Goblin firecracker	394
#44	Knob Goblin harem pants	143
#92	Knob Goblin harem veil	71
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#176	Knob Goblin love potion	94
#78	Knob Goblin lunchbox	28
#90	Knob Goblin melon baller	44
#85	Knob Goblin nasal spray	15
#47	Knob Goblin pants	382
#130	Knob Goblin perfume	30
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#52	Knob Goblin scimitar	336
#100	Knob Goblin seltzer	288
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#357	Knob Goblin spatula	16
#157	Knob Goblin steroids	96
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#129	Knob Goblin superseltzer	75
#60	Knob Goblin tongs	358
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