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queenoftheNAUGHTiez

Rank	Item	Quantity
#86	Überraschthexengebräu	3
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#54	"DRINK ME" potion	1,037
#38	"KICK ME" sign	67
#114	"meat" stick	1
#78	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	18
#78	1-ball	103
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#73	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	182
#168	1952 Mickey Mantle card	6
#68	2-ball	118
#124	25-meat staff	1
#99	3-ball	85
#45	30669 scroll	226
#146	33398 scroll	157
#934	334 scroll	1
#23	37x37x37 puzzle cube	359
#103	4-ball	82
#141	4-d camera	1
#69	4-dimensional guitar	49
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#102	5-ball	79
#154	6-ball	50
#262	64067 scroll	1
#48	668 scroll	44
#68	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	80
#95	7-ball	93
#50	7-inch discus	1
#194	8-ball	190
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#253	9-ball	4
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#58	ASCII fu manchu	8
#51	ASCII shirt	76
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#11	Accordion of Jordion	40
#58	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	8
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#69	Alewife™ Ale	41
#5	Alice's Army Alchemist	525
#5	Alice's Army Bowman	232
#4	Alice's Army Cleric	244
🥉	Alice's Army Coward	197
#6	Alice's Army Dervish	48
#4	Alice's Army Guard	553
🥉	Alice's Army Halberder	548
#4	Alice's Army Hammerman	209
#4	Alice's Army Horseman	234
#4	Alice's Army Lanceman	208
#4	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	534
#6	Alice's Army Martyr	49
#4	Alice's Army Ninja	535
#4	Alice's Army Nurse	514
🥉	Alice's Army Page	531
#4	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	515
#7	Alice's Army Sniper	41
#4	Alice's Army Spearsman	525
#4	Alice's Army Swordsman	546
#5	Alice's Army Wallman	527
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#104	Ambitious Turkey	3
#593	Amulet of Yendor	31
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#86	Ancient Saucehelm	16
#99	Angelhair Culottes	9
#549	Angry Farmer candy	126
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#83	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
#71	Argarggagarg's fang	15
#55	Arrrmetia trading card	3
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#49	Aura Libre	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#84	BGE shotglass	51
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#20	BOOtonniere	4
#48	BRAINS shorts	30
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#242	BRICKO brick	491
#25	BRICKO bulwark	8
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#77	BRICKO eye brick	1,145
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#43	BRICKO pearl	6
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO reactor	8
#77	BRICKO stud	5
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#17	BRICKO trunk	7
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#421	BURT	43
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#8	Bal-musette accordion	10
#61	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	12
#104	Bangyomaman battle juice	3
#26	Barney's rake	13
#34	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	11
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#82	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	31
#51	Barulio's bottle	12
#356	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#53	Battlie Light Saver	38
#154	Beach Buck	10
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#49	Belt of Howling Anger	10
#116	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#45	Bit O' Quail Spleen	5
#149	BitterSweetTarts	7
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#86	Black No. 2	159
#64	Blackfly Chardonnay	158
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#55	Bling of the New Wave	13
#157	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#75	Blood 'n' Plenty	7
#267	Blood Light	15
#99	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#125	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#661	Bonerdagon necklace	17
#36	Bonestabber	1
#26	Boots of Twilight Whispers	15
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#30	Boris's key lime	33
#62	Boris's key lime pie	26
#924	Boris's ring	1
#27	Boss Bat bling	87
#407	Boss Bat britches	35
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#20	Bram's choker	11
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#103	Bulky Buddy Box	28
#107	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#52	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	10
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#14	CSA all-purpose soap	782
#21	CSA bravery badge	804
#79	CSA cheerfulness ration	109
#77	CSA discount card	144
#140	CSA fire-starting kit	155
#51	CSA obedience grenade	355
#66	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	248
#35	Caipiranha	2
#4	Cajun accordion	12
#53	Camp Scout pup tent	321
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#64	Candicaine	2
#36	Candy Alexander	4
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#73	Charity's choker	3
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#540	Chroner	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#63	Claw of the Infernal Seal	12
#40	Claybender glasses	22
#48	Climate Colada	1
#35	Cloaca Cola Polar	307
#1369	Cloaca grenade	4
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#45	Cloak of Dire Shadows	10
#116	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#77	Codpiece of the Goblin King	59
#78	Coily™	1
#86	Colander of Em-er'il	15
#630	Cold Hots candy	6
#39	Cold One	232
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#84	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	10
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#70	Comet Pop	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#114	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	23
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#40	Cosmic Calorie	1,862
#9	Covers-Your-Head	2
#86	Cracklin' Oat Bran	5
#61	Crazymaker	2
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#165	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	30
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#39	Crimbo candied pecan	1,041
#38	Crimbo fudge	1,016
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#32	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,018
#113	Crimbo pie	32
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#56	Crimbojito	7
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#932	Crimbuck	769
#337	Crown of the Goblin King	70
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#347	Daffy Taffy	94
#40	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	11
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#138	Disco 'Fro Pick	13
#58	Disco Banjo	10
#313	Divine	1
#298	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#419	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	12
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#29	Dogsgotnonoz pills	14
#76	Dolphin King's crown	50
#170	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	65
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#282	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	13
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	343
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#47	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	9
#114	Drowsy Sword	145
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#58	Dump Truck	2
#59	Duskwalker fangs	11
#59	Duskwalker syringe	23
#1210	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#141	Dyspepsi-Cola	565
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#146	Effermint™ tablets	18
#45	El Sombrero De Lopez	27
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#115	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#176	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	20
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#64	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#78	Elmley shades	15
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#81	Enchanted Plunger	4
#636	Ent cider	8
#66	Event Horizon	1
#136	Everlasting Deckswabber	3
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#32	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#165	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	86
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#91	Fitspiration™ poster	15
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#61	Flaming Mohobo	2
#52	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#48	Flaskfull of Hollow	435
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#109	Frat Army FGF	63
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#105	Frogade	5
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#234	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#52	Fu Manchu Wax	12
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#54	GOTO	40
#23	Gaia beads	278
#45	Galapagosian Cuisses	15
#72	Game Grid ticket	297
#17	Game Grid token	2,201
🥉	Game Grid valued membership card	2
#137	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	8
#41	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	15
#31	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	14
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#46	Gearhead Goo	21
#31	Genalen™ Bottle	224
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Constellation	2
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#25	Gin Mint	13
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#151	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	14
#63	Glo-Pop	2
#82	Gnollish Crossdress	5
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#25	Gnollish casserole dish	88
#76	Gnollish flyswatter	43
#136	Gnollish pie server	15
#170	Gnollish pie tin	30
#88	Gnollish plunger	32
#55	Gnollish slotted spoon	35
#186	Gnollish toolbox	33
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#87	Go-Wassail	246
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#32	Golden Mean	3
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#55	Grateful Undead T-shirt	11
#53	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	14
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#73	Greaves of the Murk Lord	6
#65	Green Burlap	1
#55	Green Clover of Justice	24
#54	Green Giant	2
#130	Green Manalishi	5
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#51	Groll doll	40
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#80	Gummy Brains	7
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#23	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	135
#33	Haymaker	2
#64	Heimandatz's heart	16
#154	Hell broth	1
#42	Hell ramen	223
#48	Helm of the Scream Emperor	9
#35	Herring Daiquiri	2
#35	Herring Wallbanger	2
#40	Herringtini	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#88	Hippy Army MPE	153
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#160	Hodgman's blanket	9
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#135	Hollandaise helmet	79
#60	Hot 'n' Scarys	2
#111	How to Avoid Scams	2
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#104	Iceberglar scarf	2
#48	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	126
#51	Iiti Kitty phone charm	142
#42	Illuminati earpiece	20
#356	Imp Ale	532
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#286	Iron Beta of Industry	33
#174	Jack-in-the-box	31
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#80	Jacob's rung	2
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#34	Jarlsberg's key lime	28
#56	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	27
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#87	Jocko Homo's head	13
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#379	Jolly Roger charrrm	9
#43	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	71
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#45	Kashmir sweater	3
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#42	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	18
#41	Knob Goblin Mutagen	77
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#30	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	49
#87	Knob Goblin elite helm	77
#76	Knob Goblin elite pants	98
#79	Knob Goblin elite polearm	87
#132	Knob Goblin elite shirt	67
#161	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#69	Knob Goblin firecracker	394
#44	Knob Goblin harem pants	143
#93	Knob Goblin harem veil	71
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#176	Knob Goblin love potion	94
#78	Knob Goblin lunchbox	28
#90	Knob Goblin melon baller	44
#85	Knob Goblin nasal spray	15
#47	Knob Goblin pants	382
#130	Knob Goblin perfume	30
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#52	Knob Goblin scimitar	336
#100	Knob Goblin seltzer	288
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#357	Knob Goblin spatula	16
#157	Knob Goblin steroids	96
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#129	Knob Goblin superseltzer	75
#60	Knob Goblin tongs	358
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#54	unbearable light	9
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#42	underwater slingshot	25
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#263	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	20
#68	unrequired jacket	3
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#42	unstable quark	29
#98	untamable turtle	14
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#153	unusual disco ball	12
🥈	unwound mechanical songbird	1
#511	urinal cake	2
#107	used beer	1
#1405	useless powder	11
#246	valuable trinket	367
#88	vampire collar	26
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#61	vampire glitter	9
#154	vampire pearl	3
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#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#52	vampire pellet	9
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#32	velcro ore	36
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#5	vengeful spirit	12
#66	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	114
#77	very hot lunch	1
#51	very large caltrop	1
#149	very overdue library book	3
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#54	vial of The Glistening	18
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#57	vial of blood simple syrup	3
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#20	vial of holy water	190
#11	vial of hot blood	6
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#44	vial of swamp vapors	23
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#66	vibrating mushroom	1
#77	viking helmet	234
#1642	vinegar	1
#103	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	288
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#29	vinyl ore	39
#51	vinyl shield	1
#54	viscous lava globs	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#171	vodka and cranberry	13
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#386	vodka martini	2
#169	vodka stratocaster	3
#566	volcanic ash	1
#141	volleyball	1
#77	voodoo glowskull	37
#197	voodoo snuff	8
#64	vorpal blade	191
#49	votive candle	9
#497	wad of cotton	5
#717	wad of dough	18
#22	wad of slimy rags	71
#177	wad of tofu	47
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#76	wand of pigification	12
#586	wang	1
#16	war tongs	280
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#168	warbear bearserker potion	7
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#79	warbear drone assembler	7
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#55	warbear empathy chip	10
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#42	warbear exhaust manifold	5
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#154	warbear feasting bread	3
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#90	warbear gyrocopter	10
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#180	warbear liquid overcoat	7
#9	warbear long johns	1
#247	warbear metalworking primer	4
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#63	warbear officer requisition box	13
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#40	warbear procedural hilarity drone	20
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#264	warbear robo-camouflage unit	4
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#110	warbear soda machine assembler	5
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#170	warbear trouser fragment	36
#179	warbear wardance potion	7
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#86	warehouse clerk's glasses	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#42	warm fur	1
#413	warm mushroom	3
#76	wasabi marble soda	2
#25	wasabi pocky	15
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#61	water pipe bomb	1,611
#72	water purification pills	315
#474	water wings	1
#95	water-polo cap	3
#44	water-polo mitt	3
#62	watered-down Red Minotaur	65
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#14	wax banana	3
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#11	weasel stomping pants	1
#75	weathered barrel	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#29	weighted paperclip chain	6
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#173	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#69	wet venom duct	6
#38	whalebone corset	61
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#1538	wheel	1
#69	whimpering willow bark	7
#220	whip kit	1
#41	whisker pencil	133
#279	whiskey and cola	7
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#54	whiskey bittersweet	3
#248	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#68	whiskey sour	46
#112	white Canadian	35
#13	white Dreadsylvanian	1
#82	white Xanadian	7
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#62	white blood cells	1
#187	white candy heart	207
#276	white candygram	1
#185	white chocolate and tomato pizza	13
#61	white chocolate chip brownies	2
#209	white chocolate chip cookies	20
#56	white chocolate chips	338
#116	white class ring	95
#260	white collar	5
#24	white earbuds	1
#49	white elephant gift	1
#67	white hat hacker T-shirt	20
#166	white lightning	103
#114	white page	1
#683	white picket fence	2
#247	white pixel	160
#42	white rice	80
#183	white satin pants	26
#60	white satin shield	48
#91	white snake skin	148
#58	white sword	129
#126	white tulip	1
#88	white whip	1
#85	white wine	1
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#579	whoopie cushion	53
#19	wicker shield	401
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#85	willyweed	30
#556	wind-up chattering teeth	58
#73	wind-up ensign	5
#249	wind-up meatcar	47
#98	wind-up navigation droid	3
#90	wind-up owl	4
#60	wind-up vampire teeth	7
#170	windchimes	68
#415	wine spritzer	1
#66	wine-soaked bone chips	15
#94	wings of fire	1
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#129	witch hat	6
#35	witch wart	6
#72	witch's bread	1
#89	witty rapier	93
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#146	wolf mask	306
#490	wolfman mask	12
#4	wolfskull mask	11
#64	wonderwall shield	31
#36	wood screw	24
#218	wooden axe	3
#367	wooden block	9
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#226	wooden stakes	13
#148	wool hat	15
#61	woolen cravat	1
#49	world's smallest violin	31
#89	worn tophat	40
#74	worst candy	1
#663	worthless gewgaw	3
#480	worthless knick-knack	10
#410	worthless trinket	7
#130	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#73	wreath of laurels	8
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#211	wrench bracelet	17
#74	wrestling mask	1
#52	wriggling severed nose	3
#103	wussiness potion	230
#73	x-ray mirror	1
#498	x-ray specs	40
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#237	yellow brick road	3
#141	yellow candy heart	409
#399	yellow candygram	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#42	yellow gummi ingot	798
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#76	yellow paisley oyster egg	26
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#128	yellow plastic oyster egg	34
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#681	yellow snowcone	48
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#404	yeti fur	372
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#1780	yo-yo	4
#114	yohohoyo	33
#40	your own black heart	70
#156	yummy death watch beetle	3
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#61	zombie hollandaise	32
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2

Wow, that's 325,552 items total!

what items are this player missing?