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| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #280 | adder bladder | 32 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #204 | annoying pitchfork | 13 |
| #1296 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #849 | furry fur | 29 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #295 | snarling wolf shield | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #582 | titanium assault umbrella | 9 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #383 | white snake skin | 25 |