| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #280 | adder bladder | 32 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #205 | annoying pitchfork | 13 |
| #1295 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #848 | furry fur | 29 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #295 | snarling wolf shield | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #582 | titanium assault umbrella | 9 |
| #2456 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #383 | white snake skin | 25 |