| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #268 | BRICKO brick | 232 |
| #233 | BRICKO eye brick | 108 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #181 | BURT | 160 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #125 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3104 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #943 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #294 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| 🥇 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #192 | Nuclear Blastball | 4 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 13 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 5 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #75 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #206 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #76 | belemnite candy mold | 2 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #11 | bounty-hunting pants | 2 |
| #16 | bounty-hunting rifle | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #68 | brigand brittle | 304 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #143 | brown crock marble | 3 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #670 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #668 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #902 | dense meat stack | 7 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #251 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 2 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #248 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 2 |
| #241 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 2 |
| #235 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 2 |
| #250 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 2 |
| #241 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 2 |
| #242 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 2 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 2 |
| #255 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 2 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 2 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #172 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,163 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #230 | figurine of a charred seal | 14 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #922 | filthy lucre | 33 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1008 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #79 | green peawee marble | 14 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #107 | little round pebble | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #327 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #322 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3 |
| #313 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #229 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #849 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #125 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #171 | silver shotgun shell | 2 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #201 | spectre scepter | 140 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #73 | stainless steel slacks | 19 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #98 | stainless steel suspenders | 25 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #7 | stinky cheese eye | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #375 | strange cube | 3 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #101 | throwing bone | 11 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #566 | useless powder | 173 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |